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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:25,930 --> 00:00:27,290 happened, Tisca? Listen to this. 2 00:00:27,730 --> 00:00:31,210 Tisca, Taska, and Vasca Jones, our triple wedding must be postponed 3 00:00:31,210 --> 00:00:33,490 indefinitely. Not returning to port today. 4 00:00:33,770 --> 00:00:37,550 Having ordered to Honolulu. See you in a few months. Love, Tom, Dick, and Harry. 5 00:00:37,850 --> 00:00:41,170 If we're not married by midnight tonight, we can kiss a $10 million 6 00:00:41,170 --> 00:00:42,390 goodbye. We're sunk. 7 00:00:42,990 --> 00:00:43,990 Oh, no, you're not. 8 00:00:44,230 --> 00:00:45,590 Smart lawyers never sunk. 9 00:00:45,850 --> 00:00:49,130 I read about the fleet going to Honolulu, so I figured out a little plan 10 00:00:49,130 --> 00:00:50,130 your inheritance. 11 00:00:50,250 --> 00:00:51,250 Well, let's have it. 12 00:00:51,270 --> 00:00:54,950 Simple. Today, you marry three convicts. Tomorrow, they hang. 13 00:00:55,530 --> 00:00:59,510 You get your ten million, minus my fee, of course, and you're free to marry your 14 00:00:59,510 --> 00:01:00,650 boyfriends. Nice, huh? 15 00:01:01,050 --> 00:01:03,170 But what about the convicts? Yeah, how about that? 16 00:01:03,790 --> 00:01:04,789 There they are. 17 00:01:06,570 --> 00:01:12,890 They can't hang us. We're innocent. 18 00:01:13,130 --> 00:01:15,250 We're innocent, I tell you. You're telling me. 19 00:01:15,490 --> 00:01:16,910 Well, they're going to hang us. Oh, no. 20 00:01:17,590 --> 00:01:19,430 No. I'm too young to die. 21 00:01:19,730 --> 00:01:21,190 I'm too young and too handsome. 22 00:01:22,090 --> 00:01:24,730 Well, I'm too young. 23 00:01:27,660 --> 00:01:28,660 that. Oh, thank you. 24 00:01:28,960 --> 00:01:29,960 Listen, 25 00:01:30,520 --> 00:01:32,080 you, we've got 24 hours to live. 26 00:01:32,540 --> 00:01:34,020 Think, think, think. 27 00:01:39,660 --> 00:01:46,520 I got it. What? A terrific 28 00:01:46,520 --> 00:01:47,520 headache. 29 00:01:52,060 --> 00:01:53,260 Come on. 30 00:01:53,520 --> 00:01:56,200 Listen, we got to get out of here. If we only had a saw. 31 00:01:56,800 --> 00:01:58,140 Hey. What about these? 32 00:01:59,720 --> 00:02:01,280 Well, where'd you get these? 33 00:02:02,060 --> 00:02:03,220 I say, in bottle tops. 34 00:02:03,640 --> 00:02:04,720 Is this a musical saw? 35 00:02:04,960 --> 00:02:06,680 Certainly. It plays, I hear, a rhapsody. 36 00:02:07,940 --> 00:02:11,840 That was a rhapsody in the kisser. Come on, get on those bars, quick. 37 00:02:19,040 --> 00:02:20,380 Wait a minute! Wait a minute! 38 00:02:20,620 --> 00:02:22,080 That a guy that can saw, see? 39 00:02:22,400 --> 00:02:23,400 Saw? 40 00:03:05,290 --> 00:03:07,390 This is Tisker, Tasker, and Basker Jones. 41 00:03:07,610 --> 00:03:08,610 How do you do? 42 00:03:09,030 --> 00:03:14,670 Will you marry us? Will we? Oh, boy. Start the ceremony. 43 00:03:15,590 --> 00:03:20,730 I now pronounce you man and wife. Oh, boy. We're married. 44 00:03:21,110 --> 00:03:22,110 Brother -in -law. 45 00:03:22,430 --> 00:03:24,090 Hey, wait. 46 00:03:25,410 --> 00:03:27,590 How do you like that? No wedding gift. 47 00:03:32,250 --> 00:03:33,910 Happy honeymoon, gentlemen. 48 00:03:34,700 --> 00:03:37,100 Well, I'll be hanged. You will. 49 00:03:38,100 --> 00:03:39,320 You had to bring that up. 50 00:03:40,360 --> 00:03:41,360 Stop it. 51 00:03:47,580 --> 00:03:51,860 Howdy, folks, howdy. This is your old friend Bill Stein bringing you a jerk 52 00:03:51,860 --> 00:03:54,500 -jerk description of the triple hanging of the mushroom murder mob. 53 00:03:55,360 --> 00:03:58,200 This broadcast is coming to you from Hang them all prison. 54 00:03:58,590 --> 00:04:01,630 We're right at that gallows side, and it's a beautiful day for a hanging. 55 00:04:01,830 --> 00:04:06,070 Peanuts, popcorn, sody pop, chewing gum, candy. Get your programs, gents, all 56 00:04:06,070 --> 00:04:07,070 the names and numbers. 57 00:04:07,190 --> 00:04:09,630 You can't tell the victims apart without a program. 58 00:04:09,950 --> 00:04:10,950 Program? 59 00:04:11,130 --> 00:04:12,130 Program! 60 00:04:13,930 --> 00:04:14,930 Program! 61 00:04:17,649 --> 00:04:18,649 Hey, 62 00:04:19,570 --> 00:04:22,390 hey, hey. You better watch that call. First thing you know, you'll wind up 63 00:04:22,390 --> 00:04:23,390 pneumonia. 64 00:04:23,810 --> 00:04:25,990 They say strawberries is good for a cold. 65 00:04:26,290 --> 00:04:28,170 Strawberries won't be in season for six months. 66 00:04:28,540 --> 00:04:30,360 We'll wait. Just a minute. 67 00:04:30,620 --> 00:04:31,620 Line up there, boys. 68 00:04:31,680 --> 00:04:35,840 This broadcast comes to you through the courtesy of EDAM Neckties, with stores 69 00:04:35,840 --> 00:04:40,660 at three convenient locations, Skagway, Alaska, Little America, and Pago Pago. 70 00:05:05,960 --> 00:05:06,579 Pardon you. 71 00:05:06,580 --> 00:05:09,420 Mickey Finn and his gang have been captured, and they've confessed to the 72 00:05:09,420 --> 00:05:11,220 mushroom murder. You're free, boys. 73 00:05:11,540 --> 00:05:12,159 We're free! 74 00:05:12,160 --> 00:05:13,160 We're free! 75 00:05:13,280 --> 00:05:14,920 Here, why, say a few words, will you? 76 00:05:15,640 --> 00:05:18,160 I am the shadow. 77 00:05:43,760 --> 00:05:44,499 Get out of jail. 78 00:05:44,500 --> 00:05:45,500 We were innocent. 79 00:05:45,520 --> 00:05:46,820 The real murderers confessed. 80 00:05:47,340 --> 00:05:50,380 The governor pardoned us. So here we are. And until death do us part. 81 00:05:50,660 --> 00:05:52,700 Until death do us part, eh? 82 00:05:52,940 --> 00:05:55,140 Certainly. Oh, boy, what a joint. 83 00:05:57,780 --> 00:05:58,780 Okay, then. 84 00:05:58,800 --> 00:05:59,800 Give us a kiss. 85 00:06:00,040 --> 00:06:01,800 Oh, honey. Close your eyes. 86 00:06:05,200 --> 00:06:07,640 That's just to let you know who's going to be boss around here. 87 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:09,820 Oh, well, if that's how it is. 88 00:06:10,120 --> 00:06:11,900 Why, that's how it is. Shake. 89 00:06:16,460 --> 00:06:19,000 That's just to let you know who's going to be boss around here. 90 00:06:20,500 --> 00:06:22,040 We've got to get rid of them. 91 00:06:22,580 --> 00:06:24,060 We've got to get rid of them. 92 00:06:24,880 --> 00:06:25,900 We'll get rid of them. 93 00:06:26,200 --> 00:06:28,540 All we do is insist they become society gentlemen. 94 00:06:29,040 --> 00:06:31,760 We'll make them take dancing lessons, fencing, baths. 95 00:06:34,140 --> 00:06:36,220 Boy, this ought to take off the pimples and blemishes. 96 00:06:36,780 --> 00:06:40,740 Yeah, maybe the skin, too. Who cares? I'll be a skinless Frankfurter. Oh, I 97 00:07:04,170 --> 00:07:05,390 Smell good on the inside, too. 98 00:07:05,870 --> 00:07:06,870 It's you, the blonde. 99 00:07:17,130 --> 00:07:22,550 Hey, listen. 100 00:07:24,110 --> 00:07:25,930 Now, we're in society. We've got to act like society. 101 00:07:26,310 --> 00:07:27,970 I refuse to act that dopey. 102 00:07:28,230 --> 00:07:30,510 Say, what do we know about society? 103 00:07:30,930 --> 00:07:32,270 Well, starting tomorrow, we're going to learn. 104 00:07:32,750 --> 00:07:36,110 We've got to act like gentlemen so these dames we married won't have any excuse 105 00:07:36,110 --> 00:07:38,850 for throwing us out. You mean to say I can't go to sleep with my shoes on? 106 00:07:38,990 --> 00:07:41,030 That's exactly what I mean. Now get to bed. 107 00:07:41,410 --> 00:07:42,410 Like a gentleman. 108 00:07:59,820 --> 00:08:01,280 No use. I can't sleep in this bed. 109 00:08:01,480 --> 00:08:02,640 Me either. It's too comfortable. 110 00:08:02,860 --> 00:08:04,460 For once, I agree with you guys. 111 00:08:04,660 --> 00:08:06,840 We've got to fix these beds so we can feel at home. 112 00:08:16,200 --> 00:08:17,840 Oh, boy, just like jail. 113 00:08:18,080 --> 00:08:19,920 Yes, sir, all the comforts of home. 114 00:08:20,140 --> 00:08:21,140 Grab a bunk, boys. 115 00:08:25,560 --> 00:08:26,560 Hey, 116 00:08:26,760 --> 00:08:28,600 how do you expect me to get up there? 117 00:08:29,640 --> 00:08:30,640 for yourself. 118 00:09:48,750 --> 00:09:49,750 Oh, you did, eh? 119 00:09:49,970 --> 00:09:53,250 You fall down. Can I reach him? 120 00:09:54,190 --> 00:09:55,190 That's it. 121 00:09:55,350 --> 00:09:56,350 Put me on top. 122 00:10:38,760 --> 00:10:39,760 down. Okay. 123 00:10:39,820 --> 00:10:40,820 Hey, fellas. 124 00:10:40,980 --> 00:10:41,980 Hey. Hey. 125 00:10:42,340 --> 00:10:46,260 Hey. I didn't do it, Warden. Never mind. Listen. Our dancing teacher's waiting. 126 00:10:46,820 --> 00:10:48,020 Dancing? Oh, boy. 127 00:10:48,420 --> 00:10:50,080 I gotta have my breakfast first. 128 00:10:50,320 --> 00:10:52,460 We don't eat till after we've taken our dancing lesson. I quit. 129 00:10:52,860 --> 00:10:55,100 You can't quit. That's what they want us to do. 130 00:10:55,340 --> 00:10:56,340 Get up. 131 00:10:57,060 --> 00:10:58,620 Get up. 132 00:11:03,180 --> 00:11:06,680 Now, in order to become good dancers, you must follow me closely and do 133 00:11:06,680 --> 00:11:07,860 as I do. Do you understand? 134 00:11:08,480 --> 00:11:10,640 Okay. Here's a dance that's most popular in society. 135 00:11:10,980 --> 00:11:12,200 You'll never go amiss doing this. 136 00:11:13,080 --> 00:11:15,980 Now follow me closely and do exactly what I do. 137 00:11:16,380 --> 00:11:17,380 Ready? 138 00:12:01,230 --> 00:12:04,330 You got us to marry those Frankensteins. Now get us a divorce. Well, you have to 139 00:12:04,330 --> 00:12:05,390 have grounds for a divorce. 140 00:12:05,730 --> 00:12:09,010 Well, we made them take dancing lessons and wear fancy clothes and even take 141 00:12:09,010 --> 00:12:11,390 baths ten times a day. But still they don't complain. 142 00:12:11,710 --> 00:12:12,710 I've got it. 143 00:12:12,750 --> 00:12:14,050 You've got to give a big party. 144 00:12:14,250 --> 00:12:17,650 They're bound to humiliate you. And all your society friends can testify for 145 00:12:17,650 --> 00:12:18,730 you. Divorce will be a cinch. 146 00:12:24,670 --> 00:12:26,730 I haven't looked this pretty since I was a baby. 147 00:12:27,810 --> 00:12:29,390 Come on, let's check in. They're waiting. 148 00:12:33,100 --> 00:12:34,820 Watch your P's and Q's. Come on. Don't worry. 149 00:12:39,140 --> 00:12:40,140 Well, 150 00:12:50,060 --> 00:12:51,060 my scheme is working. 151 00:12:51,180 --> 00:12:52,180 Mm -hmm. 152 00:12:52,200 --> 00:12:53,360 Oh, Williams. Yes, sir. 153 00:12:54,600 --> 00:12:56,840 Williams, when you bring that big cake in... 154 00:13:09,520 --> 00:13:10,740 You going to eat that chicken alone? 155 00:13:11,300 --> 00:13:13,700 No. Maybe if I wait, I'll get some potatoes. 156 00:13:14,160 --> 00:13:15,160 What kind? 157 00:13:15,180 --> 00:13:16,520 Mashed. You got them. 158 00:13:19,940 --> 00:13:22,780 Hey, what do you think you're doing? Playing poker? Quit stacking the deck. 159 00:13:23,320 --> 00:13:24,320 Quiet. 160 00:13:24,960 --> 00:13:25,960 Hello, boys. 161 00:13:25,980 --> 00:13:26,980 Wouldn't you like some punch? 162 00:13:27,200 --> 00:13:29,240 Certainly. Let's see what the boys in the back room will have. 163 00:13:30,300 --> 00:13:36,920 Pass me the... I heard you traveled a lot. Are you familiar with the Great 164 00:13:36,920 --> 00:13:37,869 of China? 165 00:13:37,870 --> 00:13:39,310 No, but I know a big fence in Chicago. 166 00:13:42,810 --> 00:13:45,170 Wouldn't you boys like a sit over there? It's much more comfortable. 167 00:13:45,590 --> 00:13:46,590 A .G. Hospital. 168 00:13:46,910 --> 00:13:48,730 That's where I'll put you if you don't be quiet. Go on. 169 00:13:49,290 --> 00:13:52,470 I say, Jasper, how's your tape going? Oh, fine. They took the blue ribbon at 170 00:13:52,470 --> 00:13:54,350 Madison Square Garden last week. Fancy that. 171 00:13:54,590 --> 00:13:55,590 You fancy that. 172 00:13:58,150 --> 00:14:01,690 In former years, we traveled incognito. Then by freight. 173 00:14:02,230 --> 00:14:03,410 Now we just stomach. 174 00:14:03,630 --> 00:14:06,390 But of all the rides I've taken, I like best... 175 00:14:11,280 --> 00:14:14,820 Lusio, you tripped him. He certainly did not. The butler did it deliberately. I 176 00:14:14,820 --> 00:14:15,820 did not, sir. 177 00:14:18,740 --> 00:14:19,240 He 178 00:14:19,240 --> 00:14:26,340 did 179 00:14:26,340 --> 00:14:30,440 it. Thank you. 180 00:14:31,980 --> 00:14:33,580 But you started it. 181 00:14:41,290 --> 00:14:44,210 As a rule, parties bore me, but I know I'm going to get a big bang out of this 182 00:14:44,210 --> 00:14:45,210 one. 183 00:15:49,930 --> 00:15:55,150 So I turned to my right, and there, coming toward me, was a... Another lion. 184 00:15:55,390 --> 00:15:59,910 But did it scare me? Not a bit. Oh, don't shout like I am. And I turned to 185 00:15:59,910 --> 00:16:00,910 face to face. 186 00:16:01,330 --> 00:16:03,030 Another lion. 187 00:16:03,290 --> 00:16:07,250 Just at that moment, that very moment, I heard a roar to my left. The lion that 188 00:16:07,250 --> 00:16:09,690 I thought that I'd killed was only wounded. 189 00:16:10,870 --> 00:16:13,450 But you understand exactly what I'm talking about. 190 00:16:26,600 --> 00:16:27,600 to such a life. 13457