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Come on, young Iceman, get here.

Yesterday they put the ice in the radio.

Watch

out,

Rolo. and you sleep for. Where's that other chucklehead?

Hey, fellas!

Hey, fellas!

I'm stuck!

Defrost me!

Oh, a frozen dainty. Come out of there!

Come on!

Come on!

Hey, fellas, get me out!

What are you using ice for a pillar again? Get the tools!

Fool. Hold that chisel.

to the bone. Well, get up here.

I'll warm you up. Let me tell you. Oh, look. You bent the chisel. I'll

straighten that.

What are you up to now?

I got a perfect score.

No, you haven't. You need another strike.

There you are.

It's a beautiful cake.

Thanks. It took me two days to make it, so be careful with it. Sure.

I told you to be careful.

break your head.

Why are you standing around? Forget that ice cutter.

I'm sorry, Moe. I didn't know you were standing there. Oh, it's all right, kid.

Accidents can happen in the Fester family.

Put that piece in your pocket.

Hey, Mo!

Look!

How do you like that? We forgot to allow for shrinkage.

Free sample.

We'll have to double up on the size. Come on.

You know, I... I know. We're going to send up two hunks to wind up with one.

Here.

Yeah, that gives me an idea. We'll relay it.

Hey, you, wait on that fifth flight.

You take the third flight and don't do anything until you see the whites of my

eyes. What a brain.

Lady,

why don't you get an electric icebox? Does away with all your work, worry,

and bothering. Gives you plenty of fresh food. Say that again.

Why do...

I want your advice. I'll ask for it.

Get the icebox.

Go on.

Why didn't you think of this before?

I did. What a brain.

Come on. Get moving out of here.

Let's go.

Thanks. I got home all right with this cake.

Okay, rest.

Man, oh man.

This is the last roaster.

And now, before I go...

Hey,

Moe. Moe, what does blood smell like?

Not bad.

Tastes like ketchup.

It is ketchup, you numbskull.

Not enough.

I'm going to keep...

What's going on here?

Dinner's supposed to be ready and you're out here playing a game. Games? Madame,

I quit.

Quit? You can't quit. What about my dinner?

Dinner? You cook it yourself.

I quit, and she quit, too.

Oh, what will I do? My husband's birthday, and no one to cook the dinner.

Wheat no more, my lady. We'll cook it for you. Certainly, we'll cook your

dinner. It'll be the talk of the town. Also the county.

You will?

Will we?

There's my husband.

Do we know how to cook?

Do we? Do we?

Hello, dear. Happy birthday.

What's happy about it?

Where's the cake?

there's no cake?

No cake.

Hey, muscle bounce.

Oh,

female.

Hey, Curly, shave some eyes.

What? I said shave some eyes.

Don't go away.

Half a cup of butter. Half a cup of butter.

That's about a half a cup.

Dash of baking powder. Dash of baking powder. Come on up. Dash of baking

There.

You're new in the neighborhood, aren't you?

Once over Lively, yes, sir.

Tell me, is it as warm in the summer as it is in the country, or vice versa?

Or who cares?

You look very familiar.

Enough, yes, sir?

Are you married or happy?

You have a very tough ear, like nails.

I'm saving this for the children.

Yes.

Make mud pies. Hey, mister, make like this.

Thank you.

Pardon me.

Say, did you have a pink tie on?

No? Well, here's your lip.

Sit right down. You're next.

What are you up to, grapehead?

I was shaving the ice.

Well, get back there and stuff that turkey.

Get busy.

Great, two eggs.

Two potatoes, diced.

Right.

A pinch of salt.

Half a dozen oysters.

Oh, they forgot to clean this one.

One loaf of bread, well soaked.

I never heard of prizes in turkey dressing before.

Thank you, darling.

Another prize.

A wristwatch.

It was really too wonderful, darling.

Hey, wait a minute.

What are you doing? Nothing.

Why are you awake, Aramis?

Father died dancing on the end of a rope. Used to do toe work, but I broke

ankles, and they wanted to take me out to shoot me, but I... Pardon me.

Certainly.

Oh, take your time.

That ought to be enough.

38 pounds, okay.

Maybe somebody will want a second helping.

Pump in four more slices.

Gas on.

Gas on.

Gas off. Gas off. Wait a minute, plug her up.

There we are. Put the icing on. We'll bounce it in.

Mommy.

I wonder where those servants are with the cake.

I'm still wondering where I saw them before.

We baked you a birthday cake if you get a tummy ache and

you moan and groan and woe. Don't forget we told you so.

Happy birthday!

Make a wish, dear, and blow out the candles.

Here they go.