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What are you guys doing, playing a game?

Spare that paper. Clean that rubbish.

Drop that barge. Lift that bale.

That's a coincidence.

How'd you get under the paper?

What's the matter with you?

A bumblebee bit me.

Bumblebee nothing. Take this broom and sweep up.

Yes, sir.

We have met the enemy and they belong to us. Right. Right. Oh!

I get...

Wait a minute, Maul. Get it off.

Oh, look.

A bird's nest.

Bird's nest? That's my hair.

I'm happy.

These oil bonds belong to a Mr. B .O. Davis.

Here's his name and address, and we're going to return them. Oh, no, you're

Yes, I am. No, give me them.

As a reward for your honesty, I'm going to give you a position.

Oh, boy, a position.

Hey, wait a minute.

Do we have to wait?

Not exactly.

All I want you to do is find me an honest man with executive ability.

If you find me an honest man and he qualifies, I'll give you a bonus of $5

Could we have some money on account?

Yeah, on account of a broke.

Why, certainly.

Thanks. We're on our way for an honest man. We'll bring him back as fast as we

can.

Excelsior!

Have this refilled.

I still don't see how this will help us find an honest man. It's simple, Sap. An

honest man will return the wallet. A dishonest man will keep it. Well, I hope

so. We've tried everything else.

Debate. I hope this wire holds.

It will.

That faker ain't no faker. He's a crook. The next crook that tries to steal this

will wish he hadn't.

Yeah, he'll get a hot foot in the pocket.

And how.

No smoking.

I said no smoking.

Remind me to have you stuffed.

Okay.

Now, where do I get that battery?

This will do the stunt.

I'll press that wire up against there and blow him the kingdom come. Look out

now.

This is disgusting.

You're right. We haven't even come near an honest man.

This wallet gag won't work.

Nice pooch.

The only honest man we found all day, and it's a dog.

Yeah, but he wouldn't make a good business executive. Or would he?

Call us. He wants us to follow him.

Maybe he'll lead us to an honest man. Come on.

How do you do? How do you do? How do you do?

Hello. Is that your dog, lady?

Yes. Well, you should be proud of him, madam.

He's the only honest man left in the whole world. Oh, no, he isn't. My

sweetheart is honest.

Very honest.

Yeah? Where is he?

In jail.

If he's so honest, what's he doing in jail?

He was wrongfully accused of stealing, but he didn't do it. He's honest.

Honest, he's honest.

She might be right.

Maybe all the honest men are in jail.

Oh, if you can only help him to escape, I'm sure I can prove his innocence.

We'll do it.

What's his name?

Pomeroy. Percy Pomeroy.

Convict number 41144.

Oh, you must help me. You must.

Don't worry, madam.

We'll get him out of jail if we have to go into jail to do it.

Oh, how can I ever thank you?

Don't try.

Honesty has its own reward.

We'll get out just as much.

Find our honest man. Oh, boy.

Oh,

smart guy.

How do you like that?

Well, at least I'll go to jail.

Come on.

Pick him up.

Get a cop.

Come on.

Pardon me. We're looking for a cop.

Hey, you're a cop. It's a holer.

Oh, so it's a jib.

Nice work, boys. You've helped me capture public enemy number one.

Jib the people. Come on, you.

It's all your fault, Malahead. Your gun's a bloke.

Yeah, you were supposed to hold him up. I did, but he stuck this gun in my ribs

like that.

Then he said to me, stick him up or I'll let you have it. Then he started to

pull the trigger, and I didn't know... Oh, a lighter.

Maybe this is a lighter, too. I didn't know...

San Francisco earthquake.

Small stuff, Sergeant Old Sarge. We just held up the First National Bank and

shot two guards.

Oh, yeah?

Hello?

Yeah? What?

First National Bank's being held up? Two guards just shot?

Come on, fellas, let's get home.

Station house is the place to get pinched, huh?

Thanks.

Don't do that.

We got to keep our eye open for 41144.

Maybe it's the warden. Yeah, our warden, you. Get busy.

Hey,

Great Dane, what's the matter with you?

A hornet's trying to horn in on me. Wait a minute. Hold still. I see him.

Thanks, Malt. You're welcome.

I ain't ahead of yours now. I'm liable to have to pay for another hammer.

Whoa.

Whoa.

Come on. Come on. Get him in there. Whoa.

See that?

Yeah.

You three, come on with me. You got some painting to do. Come on.

You can go back to your work.

You men take these buckets and paint cell block number six.

Okay.

Hello.

Yes, Ward.

Can I borrow your keys?

Yes, of course. Go right ahead.

Thanks.

I find 41144.

Yeah, I wonder where he hangs out.

They generally hang out on the gallows.

this right now.

It's him.

Hummeroy.

How did you know my name?

We know your girl.

Hey, we came to get you out. We got a job for you. Yeah, that's great.

Why don't we break out?

Here's the idea.

brushes and paint. Come on, stop working.

Boy, they sure look like guard uniforms now.

You said it. They'll never know the difference. Come on, we'll paint our way

out.

Oh, pardon me. There's a white spot.

Hey,

it's B .O. Davis.

He's come to visit us.

Hello, Mr. Davis. We found your honest man. Davis.

Is his lone wolf, Louie, the biggest bond swindler in America?

Suckers.

Suckers, eh?

Meet you at the rock pile.

Get another one.

Get another one.

Hey, wait a minute.

That's a real one.

I'm no fool.