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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:37,870 --> 00:00:39,250 Right in the middle of the ocean to you. 2 00:00:39,730 --> 00:00:41,190 Nobody eating fish today. 3 00:00:43,910 --> 00:00:45,650 Hey, porcupine, stop the boat. 4 00:00:47,310 --> 00:00:49,150 Nice, juicy, right fresh fish. 5 00:00:50,210 --> 00:00:52,010 Fish, fish, fish. 6 00:00:53,830 --> 00:00:54,930 Fish, fish, 7 00:00:56,110 --> 00:00:58,430 fish. Fish, fish, fish. Fish, fish, fish. Fish, fish, fish. 8 00:00:59,110 --> 00:01:00,110 Fish, fish, fish. Fish, fish, fish. Fish, fish, fish. 9 00:01:00,390 --> 00:01:00,930 Fish, fish, fish. Fish, fish, fish. Fish, fish, fish. Fish, fish, fish. 10 00:01:00,930 --> 00:01:01,310 fish, fish. Fish, fish, fish. Fish, fish, fish. Fish, fish, fish. Fish, 11 00:01:01,310 --> 00:01:02,310 fish. Fish, fish, fish. Fish, 12 00:01:02,390 --> 00:01:03,269 fish, fish. 13 00:01:03,270 --> 00:01:03,530 Fish, fish, fish. Fish, fish, fish. Fish, fish, fish. Fish, fish, fish. 14 00:01:03,530 --> 00:01:04,030 fish, fish. Fish, fish, fish. Fish, fish, fish. Fish, fish, fish. Fish, 15 00:01:04,030 --> 00:01:05,920 fish. Fish, fish, fish. Fish, fish, fish. Fish, fish, fish. Fish, fish, fish 16 00:01:05,920 --> 00:01:07,660 catch our own fish and it don't cost us nothing. 17 00:01:07,860 --> 00:01:11,460 And you nearly talked us into buying ice just to put on the fish. 18 00:01:12,040 --> 00:01:13,860 Oh, quit squawking. Let me peddle my fish. 19 00:01:14,400 --> 00:01:15,400 Fresh fish! 20 00:01:15,460 --> 00:01:16,460 Fresh fish! 21 00:01:16,600 --> 00:01:17,600 Seafood mama! 22 00:01:17,840 --> 00:01:18,840 Fresh fish! 23 00:01:18,940 --> 00:01:23,020 Here they are, right off the ocean. How do you do, madam? 24 00:01:23,280 --> 00:01:24,420 Do you have a haddock? 25 00:01:25,860 --> 00:01:28,900 No, I don't have no haddock. But I get a little attack there every time I eat 26 00:01:28,900 --> 00:01:29,900 too much. 27 00:01:30,440 --> 00:01:31,820 What kind of a fish is that? 28 00:01:32,220 --> 00:01:33,380 Tarpon. Tarpon? 29 00:01:33,900 --> 00:01:34,900 That's a weak fish. 30 00:01:36,960 --> 00:01:38,300 Smells strong to me. 31 00:01:39,700 --> 00:01:42,900 What's the use? The first customer in a month and no sale. 32 00:01:50,880 --> 00:01:51,880 What's the matter with him? 33 00:01:52,200 --> 00:01:53,200 Topping monoxide. 34 00:01:58,040 --> 00:01:59,900 Come on, get busy and sell this fish. 35 00:02:00,300 --> 00:02:01,259 Fresh fish! 36 00:02:01,260 --> 00:02:02,260 Fresh fish! Fresh fish! 37 00:02:03,400 --> 00:02:04,400 Fresh fish! 38 00:02:07,180 --> 00:02:08,180 What's the matter with you guys? 39 00:02:08,560 --> 00:02:10,520 Hey, what kind of fish have you got today? 40 00:02:10,840 --> 00:02:14,820 We have rug -caught sea bass, albacore and pickerel, sand -dead yellowtail, 41 00:02:14,820 --> 00:02:18,380 fish and mackerel, bluefish, sailfish, tarpon -tarpon, if you wish, swordfish, 42 00:02:18,520 --> 00:02:21,080 whitefish, herring and gefilte fish. And that ain't all. 43 00:02:22,440 --> 00:02:24,560 Throw me up a mackerel. 44 00:03:06,160 --> 00:03:07,900 Settles it. I'm getting out of this business. 45 00:03:08,160 --> 00:03:11,560 Business? We've been trying to sell these fish for 30 days and haven't got 46 00:03:11,560 --> 00:03:12,560 of one. 47 00:03:12,640 --> 00:03:13,700 You call that a business? 48 00:03:14,240 --> 00:03:15,780 It's enough to drive a man to drink. 49 00:03:16,660 --> 00:03:17,660 Drink. That's it. 50 00:03:17,840 --> 00:03:19,280 We're going into the saloon business. 51 00:03:19,740 --> 00:03:21,840 Saloon? Yeah, saloon. S -E -L -U -N -E. 52 00:03:22,140 --> 00:03:25,240 You don't even know how to spell saloon. Any sap knows you spell saloon with a 53 00:03:25,240 --> 00:03:26,660 C. Come on. 54 00:03:27,140 --> 00:03:28,140 Hey. 55 00:03:37,680 --> 00:03:39,060 Look at this. Cheap metal shop. 56 00:03:39,440 --> 00:03:41,160 Interested in the good business today, senors? 57 00:03:41,440 --> 00:03:44,680 Yeah, we'd like to buy a saloon. It's got to have class and it's got to have 58 00:03:44,680 --> 00:03:48,840 beauty. Oh, you want a beauty saloon? I have the best one in whole Mexico. And 59 00:03:48,840 --> 00:03:49,679 cheap, too. 60 00:03:49,680 --> 00:03:53,580 Mexico? Si, just across the border of Cucaracha. One hour's drive from here. 61 00:03:53,800 --> 00:03:55,240 Do they have B -girls? Si, si. 62 00:03:55,640 --> 00:03:58,880 C -girls? Oh, boys, mermaids. You know the thing with the brush at the bottom? 63 00:03:59,700 --> 00:04:01,000 Can't you forget the fish business? 64 00:04:01,380 --> 00:04:04,880 How much do you want for the saloon? You give me $300, I give you the business. 65 00:04:05,180 --> 00:04:07,320 We'll take it. Gracias. Come in. Gracias. 66 00:04:34,700 --> 00:04:35,700 customers. 67 00:05:21,550 --> 00:05:22,550 and quit stalling. 68 00:05:22,610 --> 00:05:23,870 Who are you serving in there? 69 00:05:26,710 --> 00:05:28,050 It's locked and we have no key. 70 00:05:28,470 --> 00:05:29,530 How are we going to get in? 71 00:05:29,790 --> 00:05:31,090 How should I know? Use your head. 72 00:05:31,730 --> 00:05:32,730 Let me see. 73 00:05:36,770 --> 00:05:37,769 Where's the bar? 74 00:05:37,770 --> 00:05:40,010 Where's the pretzels? Where do they keep the Mickey Fins? 75 00:05:40,610 --> 00:05:43,090 Say. What is this? Something wrong. 76 00:05:43,610 --> 00:05:47,670 This ain't a saloon. It's a beauty parlor. Are we saps? The guy said he was 77 00:05:47,670 --> 00:05:48,670 going to give us the business. 78 00:05:48,710 --> 00:05:49,710 He did? 79 00:05:49,870 --> 00:05:51,210 But you can't blame me this time. 80 00:05:54,650 --> 00:05:59,230 Wait a minute, wait a minute. There's a lot of money in making homie dames 81 00:05:59,230 --> 00:06:01,110 beautiful. Yeah, but you gotta know how. 82 00:06:01,390 --> 00:06:03,450 I saw a guy paint a car once with a spray gun. 83 00:06:03,730 --> 00:06:04,589 So what? 84 00:06:04,590 --> 00:06:06,950 So you spray the nails with paint and call it a manicure. 85 00:06:07,630 --> 00:06:09,370 Hey, I know how to bleach hair. 86 00:06:09,870 --> 00:06:10,870 You do? 87 00:06:10,930 --> 00:06:15,270 Certainly. My last wife used to bleach her own. It's a cinch. You take a gallon 88 00:06:15,270 --> 00:06:19,500 of gasoline, two tumblers of bicarbonate soda... An ounce of iodine and a pinch 89 00:06:19,500 --> 00:06:20,299 of mustard. 90 00:06:20,300 --> 00:06:21,300 Oh, a pinch. 91 00:06:21,920 --> 00:06:25,740 Go on, get busy. We've got to clean up this joint. 92 00:06:25,960 --> 00:06:26,960 Go on. 93 00:06:29,740 --> 00:06:30,740 Powder. 94 00:06:32,860 --> 00:06:33,860 Flirty skunky. 95 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:35,280 My favorite flavor. 96 00:07:03,120 --> 00:07:05,660 I'm sorry, Moe. I know, kid. It was only an accident. 97 00:07:06,020 --> 00:07:07,020 What's it say there? 98 00:07:08,220 --> 00:07:11,620 Moe! Want to start a war, eh? No, wait a minute now, kid. 99 00:07:12,100 --> 00:07:13,560 Take it easy. 100 00:07:14,520 --> 00:07:15,520 Did you get surrendered? 101 00:07:16,180 --> 00:07:17,180 Yes, we surrendered. 102 00:07:17,360 --> 00:07:22,000 Well, that's much better. Get out of here, you old... What's your idea? 103 00:07:22,280 --> 00:07:23,280 I'll tell you the idea. 104 00:07:24,160 --> 00:07:25,240 Give him good. 105 00:07:46,570 --> 00:07:47,570 Buenos dias, gentlemen. 106 00:07:49,030 --> 00:07:50,030 Buenos dias. 107 00:07:50,490 --> 00:07:53,610 I am Manuel Gonzalez, proprietor of the Cantina La Rosa. 108 00:07:54,270 --> 00:07:58,030 1410 South American Way, no cover charge any time. Glad to meet you. Glad to 109 00:07:58,030 --> 00:07:59,030 meet me. 110 00:07:59,670 --> 00:08:03,590 Gentlemen prefer the blondes, and I want you to bleach my chorus girls to 111 00:08:03,590 --> 00:08:04,529 blondes, sabe? 112 00:08:04,530 --> 00:08:05,530 You have a sense, mister. 113 00:08:05,750 --> 00:08:10,070 Oh, I want you to meet Juanita, Conchita, 114 00:08:11,310 --> 00:08:14,910 Pepita, and Rosita. 115 00:08:16,430 --> 00:08:17,910 They must be hungry. They all ended neither. 116 00:08:20,810 --> 00:08:21,990 I don't get it. 117 00:08:28,710 --> 00:08:30,070 Haven't I met you someplace before? 118 00:08:30,290 --> 00:08:32,470 I know your face, but I cannot put you. 119 00:08:33,030 --> 00:08:36,210 What? Oh, my English is not so good looking, no? 120 00:08:36,590 --> 00:08:37,870 Your English is atrocious. 121 00:08:38,270 --> 00:08:39,470 Oh, so sweet. 122 00:08:39,830 --> 00:08:40,830 Thank you, senor. 123 00:08:41,130 --> 00:08:43,809 I see I'm going to get no place with you fast. 124 00:08:44,150 --> 00:08:45,710 Oh, no. I don't go no place. 125 00:08:46,320 --> 00:08:47,320 Oh, 126 00:08:47,620 --> 00:08:48,620 skip it, skip it. 127 00:08:52,320 --> 00:08:55,380 Senor, can you make my hair henna -colored? 128 00:08:55,720 --> 00:08:57,040 Henna -colored at all, kid. 129 00:08:58,980 --> 00:09:01,960 Mister, can you prop on all? No, but I can sing. 130 00:09:03,940 --> 00:09:04,940 No, 131 00:09:05,340 --> 00:09:06,340 no, you don't understand. 132 00:09:06,680 --> 00:09:08,340 I mean, can you finger wave? 133 00:09:08,700 --> 00:09:09,700 Oh, certainly. 134 00:09:09,980 --> 00:09:11,420 I can also wiggle my ears. 135 00:09:16,110 --> 00:09:18,670 bleachers for the girls, no? And how. When we get through with them, you won't 136 00:09:18,670 --> 00:09:21,190 recognize them. That's what I'm afraid of. Keep your fears to yourself. 137 00:09:21,550 --> 00:09:22,550 Whoa! 138 00:09:22,730 --> 00:09:24,850 Don't forget La Cantina La Rosa. Yeah, we know. 139 00:09:25,270 --> 00:09:28,790 1410 South American Way. No cover charge at any time. Glad to meet me. 140 00:09:29,270 --> 00:09:30,370 Adios. So long. Goodbye. 141 00:09:30,610 --> 00:09:31,349 Skip together. 142 00:09:31,350 --> 00:09:34,690 Toodle -oo. Break a leg. Go, William. Come on, we got bleaching to do. Let's 143 00:09:46,120 --> 00:09:47,220 wait right in here till we're ready for you. 144 00:09:47,760 --> 00:09:48,760 Thank you, senor. 145 00:09:52,840 --> 00:09:53,840 Look at you. 146 00:09:54,600 --> 00:09:57,480 Did anybody ever tell you you had beautiful black eyes? 147 00:09:59,360 --> 00:10:00,780 Get back there and get to work. 148 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:03,000 Park it, butch. 149 00:10:03,240 --> 00:10:05,780 I want a facial, a manicure, and a hair wave beside the bleach. 150 00:10:05,980 --> 00:10:06,899 Okey -dokey. 151 00:10:06,900 --> 00:10:10,020 I think I'll take a nap, and if I fall asleep, don't wake me. Just relax. 152 00:10:10,460 --> 00:10:12,120 Hey, change that facial to a mud pack. 153 00:10:13,520 --> 00:10:15,120 What does she think I am, a magician? 154 00:10:15,760 --> 00:10:16,820 What does she mean by a mud pack? 155 00:10:17,180 --> 00:10:20,380 You heard that expression, here's mud in your eye? Yeah. Well, go get some mud. 156 00:10:20,600 --> 00:10:21,519 In her eye? 157 00:10:21,520 --> 00:10:22,520 No, your eye. 158 00:10:22,820 --> 00:10:26,180 You put the curlers in the hair, I'll manicure her nails, and we'll bleach 159 00:10:26,180 --> 00:10:27,139 heads together. 160 00:10:27,140 --> 00:10:28,340 Well, what are you standing there for? 161 00:10:43,760 --> 00:10:45,640 I love you. 162 00:11:25,990 --> 00:11:27,390 Oh. 163 00:11:44,130 --> 00:11:46,270 Here's the mud. What are you waiting for? Right. 164 00:11:49,650 --> 00:11:50,650 Quiet. 165 00:11:51,130 --> 00:11:52,130 It's a mud pack. 166 00:11:53,950 --> 00:11:54,950 What's going on here? 167 00:11:55,110 --> 00:11:56,110 Oh, the mud. 168 00:11:56,230 --> 00:11:57,810 Oh, well, that's something. 169 00:11:58,910 --> 00:11:59,910 Lay down, lay down. 170 00:12:04,810 --> 00:12:07,390 Oh, quiet, will you? 171 00:12:09,190 --> 00:12:11,870 What are you patting on my hand? What's the matter with you? 172 00:12:12,270 --> 00:12:13,270 Here, go on. 173 00:12:13,470 --> 00:12:15,430 Finish the mud pack. I'll take you over a manicure. All right, all right. I 174 00:12:15,430 --> 00:12:16,430 couldn't do better without you. Come on. 175 00:12:21,770 --> 00:12:25,270 Boy, I'll say she needs a manicure. Look at the left of those nails. What lunch 176 00:12:25,270 --> 00:12:26,270 hooks. Hold still. 177 00:12:54,280 --> 00:12:55,580 Why don't you tend to your own business? 178 00:12:57,240 --> 00:12:59,920 Why, you... Give me that. 179 00:13:00,260 --> 00:13:01,260 Get out of here. 180 00:13:02,620 --> 00:13:04,800 Hey, you. That mud's dry. Get it off. 181 00:13:41,480 --> 00:13:42,480 Step back. 182 00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:50,000 What? 183 00:13:50,440 --> 00:13:56,900 If you had any brains, I'd knock them out of you. 184 00:13:57,180 --> 00:13:58,920 Put the chisel on there, chiseler. Yes, sir. 185 00:14:03,560 --> 00:14:04,560 Wait a minute. 186 00:14:04,680 --> 00:14:06,040 Where's the gadget that workman left here? 187 00:14:06,280 --> 00:14:07,340 I'll get it. Hurry up. 188 00:14:09,220 --> 00:14:10,240 No, wait. Get it someplace. 189 00:14:30,280 --> 00:14:31,139 Where's the hammer? 190 00:14:31,140 --> 00:14:32,140 There it is. 191 00:14:32,320 --> 00:14:33,320 Stand clear. 192 00:14:40,540 --> 00:14:41,540 What's the matter with her? 193 00:14:42,140 --> 00:14:44,660 Ungrateful. Hey, you forgot your bleach. 194 00:14:44,880 --> 00:14:46,980 Never mind her. Get the other girls. You get the bleach. 195 00:14:47,580 --> 00:14:50,080 There we are. 196 00:14:50,320 --> 00:14:52,100 Oh, hiya, Toot. 197 00:14:53,920 --> 00:14:56,440 Hey, you work on that chair. 198 00:14:56,800 --> 00:14:57,900 I'll work where I please. 199 00:14:58,400 --> 00:14:59,400 You will. 200 00:15:01,630 --> 00:15:02,630 See that? 201 00:15:03,910 --> 00:15:04,990 I'm sorry, Lou. 202 00:15:05,630 --> 00:15:07,950 Cut it out, Lou. 203 00:15:11,310 --> 00:15:13,090 Oh, you got the poochie all wet. 204 00:15:14,390 --> 00:15:16,550 Oh, little poochie, they got you all wet. 205 00:15:17,390 --> 00:15:19,990 This stuff's too thick. Get something to thin it out. What'll I get? 206 00:15:20,310 --> 00:15:21,530 Anything. Get something. 207 00:15:22,130 --> 00:15:25,050 All right, always picking on me. I'll bet your rear's down. 208 00:15:27,870 --> 00:15:28,930 Oh, you're doing something. 209 00:16:31,280 --> 00:16:34,440 Pigs, I will shoot them so full of holes they will look like the Swiss cheese. 210 00:16:37,580 --> 00:16:41,360 Hey, for what you did to my Rosita, I'm going to kill you. 211 00:16:41,580 --> 00:16:42,539 Wait a minute, pal. 212 00:16:42,540 --> 00:16:43,540 That was a mistake. 213 00:16:43,760 --> 00:16:45,660 Well, you see how beautiful we bleached these girls. 214 00:16:46,020 --> 00:16:47,940 All right, I shall wait. 215 00:16:48,200 --> 00:16:49,200 Ready, men? 216 00:16:49,480 --> 00:16:51,000 Presto, change -o, domino! 15040