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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:41,640 --> 00:00:43,120 What's the idea of turning over in your sleep? 2 00:00:43,420 --> 00:00:44,420 Leave him alone. 3 00:00:44,540 --> 00:00:45,640 What are you butting in for? 4 00:01:21,290 --> 00:01:24,550 Mr. Policeman, three tramps just wrecked my store. 5 00:01:24,890 --> 00:01:26,330 Which way did they go? Down there. 6 00:01:30,830 --> 00:01:31,830 Now what? 7 00:01:31,890 --> 00:01:33,450 They broke all my dishes. 8 00:01:35,570 --> 00:01:36,570 Hey, 9 00:01:37,550 --> 00:01:39,850 Jesus. 10 00:01:45,890 --> 00:01:46,809 That's that. 11 00:01:46,810 --> 00:01:47,930 Wait a minute, flathead. 12 00:01:48,190 --> 00:01:50,070 We just got a job. We're working for the census. 13 00:01:50,440 --> 00:01:51,439 You mean Will Hayes? 14 00:01:51,440 --> 00:01:53,020 No, the census. The census. 15 00:01:53,280 --> 00:01:55,240 We get four cents a name for taking the census. 16 00:01:55,580 --> 00:01:56,620 Where are we going to get the census? 17 00:01:56,920 --> 00:01:57,920 Yeah, where are we going to get them? 18 00:01:58,260 --> 00:01:59,280 I'll take care of that. 19 00:02:00,720 --> 00:02:04,820 Now spread out. The more people we see, the more money we make. 20 00:02:06,100 --> 00:02:07,039 A customer. 21 00:02:07,040 --> 00:02:08,040 What a customer. 22 00:02:08,120 --> 00:02:09,120 Come on. 23 00:02:10,440 --> 00:02:11,219 Pardon me. 24 00:02:11,220 --> 00:02:12,198 What's your name? 25 00:02:12,200 --> 00:02:13,099 And your address. 26 00:02:13,100 --> 00:02:14,600 What's more important, what's your phone number? 27 00:02:20,460 --> 00:02:21,460 honest every man for himself. 28 00:02:22,340 --> 00:02:28,280 Good morning, sir. I'm the census taker. Are you married or happy? 29 00:02:36,340 --> 00:02:37,340 Married. 30 00:02:38,120 --> 00:02:44,960 Good morning, sir. I'm the census taker. What business are you in? 31 00:02:45,140 --> 00:02:46,200 I own the store. 32 00:02:46,400 --> 00:02:49,220 What's left of it? Oh, storekeeper, eh? What's the name? 33 00:02:56,739 --> 00:03:01,100 Oh, come on, baby. Tell me, do you live alone or with your folks? 34 00:03:01,420 --> 00:03:02,760 If alone, what are you doing tonight? 35 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:08,180 Oh, but I will not talk until I get permission from madame. And if she says 36 00:03:08,180 --> 00:03:09,200 okay, you'll answer my questions? 37 00:03:50,670 --> 00:03:51,589 were you born? 38 00:03:51,590 --> 00:03:52,630 Lake Winnipesaukee. 39 00:03:52,850 --> 00:03:55,170 Lake Winn... How do you spell that? 40 00:03:55,730 --> 00:03:57,870 W -O... Wolf. 41 00:03:58,270 --> 00:04:00,050 Make it Lake Erie. I got a local there. 42 00:04:00,970 --> 00:04:02,670 What was your family decomposed of? 43 00:04:50,670 --> 00:04:52,610 I'm the census taker. Where were you born? 44 00:04:52,910 --> 00:04:59,390 Lake Winnipesaukee. Lake Winn... How many in the family? I was one of a 45 00:04:59,390 --> 00:05:00,390 of three. 46 00:05:01,190 --> 00:05:03,130 No, don't tell me you're the one they kept. 47 00:05:03,470 --> 00:05:04,970 No, I'm the one they threw away. 48 00:05:11,070 --> 00:05:12,070 I'm sorry. 49 00:05:12,230 --> 00:05:13,230 I'm taking census. 50 00:05:14,090 --> 00:05:15,090 Well, handsome. 51 00:05:20,650 --> 00:05:21,650 I saw him first. 52 00:05:21,890 --> 00:05:22,910 Oh, you did? 53 00:05:23,170 --> 00:05:24,170 Give me my four cents. 54 00:05:24,450 --> 00:05:25,450 Would you take five? 55 00:05:25,570 --> 00:05:26,910 Oh, a bonus, sure. 56 00:05:27,990 --> 00:05:29,010 Wait a minute. 57 00:05:29,310 --> 00:05:30,310 Census? 58 00:05:31,270 --> 00:05:35,210 Oui, madame. At a time like this, and when I'm two players short for my bridge 59 00:05:35,210 --> 00:05:36,210 game. 60 00:05:36,730 --> 00:05:37,730 Dear me. 61 00:05:59,020 --> 00:06:01,880 We're census takers, madam. How old are you? What address is this? 62 00:06:02,220 --> 00:06:04,580 102. You don't look a day over 80. 63 00:06:05,180 --> 00:06:06,500 Young man, I'm 29. 64 00:06:07,240 --> 00:06:08,240 Oh, yeah? 65 00:06:08,600 --> 00:06:09,600 Well, how do I look? 66 00:06:09,840 --> 00:06:11,040 Oh, you look like a million. 67 00:06:11,340 --> 00:06:12,900 Oh, she can't be that old. 68 00:06:15,660 --> 00:06:17,040 43. 50. 69 00:06:17,400 --> 00:06:19,340 43. 50. 43. 70 00:06:19,740 --> 00:06:22,980 50, 50, 50, 50, 50, 50, 50, 50, 50, 50, 50, 50, 50, 50. 71 00:06:53,930 --> 00:06:55,990 kind of city, and we play for 10 cents a point. 72 00:06:56,410 --> 00:06:57,410 Jacksonville, it's open. 73 00:06:57,450 --> 00:06:59,710 Oh, I'm playing over here. 74 00:07:00,290 --> 00:07:01,290 Our deuce is wild. 75 00:07:01,630 --> 00:07:02,630 Deal or not, sir? 76 00:07:03,130 --> 00:07:04,270 No sandbagging now. 77 00:07:07,190 --> 00:07:08,990 Madam, what's me to serve these now? 78 00:07:09,310 --> 00:07:11,010 Relax. I'll take it. 79 00:07:11,390 --> 00:07:13,370 And don't forget, toots, I got a date to take your senses. 80 00:07:35,470 --> 00:07:36,550 I was just going to water the flower. 81 00:07:45,270 --> 00:07:47,650 What are you puckering up about? 82 00:07:50,790 --> 00:07:53,110 I know you'll enjoy that drink. I made it myself. 83 00:07:53,610 --> 00:07:54,610 It looks good. 84 00:08:06,960 --> 00:08:09,060 Do you like it? Yes, it's delicious. 85 00:08:11,720 --> 00:08:13,300 Well, here's more in your eye. 86 00:08:32,360 --> 00:08:33,980 Does your drink taste all right? 87 00:08:34,539 --> 00:08:37,140 A little heavy on the Angora bitters. In fact, I think the goat walked right 88 00:08:37,140 --> 00:08:38,140 through it, I'm sure. 89 00:08:40,080 --> 00:08:41,080 Cheerio. 90 00:09:12,940 --> 00:09:14,540 Sort of an internal hot foot. 91 00:09:15,960 --> 00:09:18,760 You say the most amusing thing. 92 00:09:20,960 --> 00:09:22,560 Can't know. Everybody's looking. 93 00:09:33,120 --> 00:09:34,120 Who's bad? 94 00:09:35,500 --> 00:09:36,500 You're bad. 95 00:09:45,410 --> 00:09:48,870 What are you saying? 96 00:10:00,950 --> 00:10:01,510 Roses 97 00:10:01,510 --> 00:10:12,030 are 98 00:10:12,030 --> 00:10:13,410 red, and how do you do? 99 00:10:14,350 --> 00:10:15,470 of these and woo woo woo woo 100 00:11:38,120 --> 00:11:39,099 you quit yelling. 101 00:11:39,100 --> 00:11:40,100 Hey, me. 102 00:11:41,760 --> 00:11:42,760 Hey, look. 103 00:11:49,940 --> 00:11:53,020 Boy, there must be a hundred thousand people in there. We'll make a fortune. 104 00:11:53,640 --> 00:11:55,500 How much is four cents times a hundred thousand? 105 00:12:18,830 --> 00:12:19,649 Where are you going? 106 00:12:19,650 --> 00:12:20,990 To the census. Well, come on. 107 00:12:26,670 --> 00:12:27,670 To the census. Go. 108 00:12:53,840 --> 00:12:54,840 Boys, where's census paper? 109 00:12:58,960 --> 00:13:00,640 You're so big, I ought to get eight cents for you. 110 00:13:01,680 --> 00:13:02,680 How old are you? 111 00:13:03,280 --> 00:13:04,280 Brown. 112 00:13:05,140 --> 00:13:06,140 Hey, 113 00:13:08,260 --> 00:13:08,839 wait a minute. 114 00:13:08,840 --> 00:13:09,840 Hey, wait for me. 115 00:13:12,080 --> 00:13:13,080 What's the idea? 116 00:13:13,600 --> 00:13:15,020 What are you so stubborn for? 117 00:13:19,080 --> 00:13:20,080 What's the idea? 118 00:13:20,120 --> 00:13:21,640 I just want to ask you some questions. 119 00:13:28,490 --> 00:13:31,230 If you'll answer this question... I only have one thing to ask you. 120 00:13:32,350 --> 00:13:33,650 Why don't you give us a break? 121 00:13:37,350 --> 00:13:38,350 Oh, 122 00:13:40,070 --> 00:13:44,330 refreshments. 123 00:13:45,850 --> 00:13:49,030 You can trust us. We'll only tell the government. 124 00:13:49,270 --> 00:13:53,690 Come on, fellas. Red, hot ice cream. Open up. Fools and frankfurters. A prize 125 00:13:53,690 --> 00:13:54,870 every package, folks. Step up. 126 00:13:55,370 --> 00:13:57,550 What are you up to? We've got to make these guys talk. 127 00:13:58,410 --> 00:14:01,010 You take the right end. Right. I'll take the left end. What'll you take? 128 00:14:01,250 --> 00:14:02,189 I'll take vanilla. 129 00:14:02,190 --> 00:14:05,410 Oh, you don't like chocolate. I still like vanilla. 130 00:14:05,690 --> 00:14:06,850 Well, then have some. Oh, thanks. 131 00:14:30,830 --> 00:14:31,830 27, 22. 132 00:15:26,890 --> 00:15:27,890 He's like Napoleon. 133 00:15:28,330 --> 00:15:29,330 Napoleon's dead. I know. 8480