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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:26,600 --> 00:00:27,599 Hello, boys. 2 00:00:27,600 --> 00:00:31,460 Jerry! I had no idea you were the men sent out to pay for this room. I'm glad 3 00:00:31,460 --> 00:00:33,400 see you. Tell me, Jerry, what are you doing here? 4 00:00:33,660 --> 00:00:34,660 Well, this is my house. 5 00:00:34,920 --> 00:00:36,240 You must have opened a bank. 6 00:00:36,560 --> 00:00:37,560 Yeah, at night. 7 00:00:37,820 --> 00:00:39,360 Oh, I sell insurance. 8 00:00:40,800 --> 00:00:44,980 Say, if you fellas want to quit working and collect 500 a month, all you've got 9 00:00:44,980 --> 00:00:46,280 to do is take out a policy. 10 00:00:46,580 --> 00:00:48,020 How do you get in on this insurance game? 11 00:00:48,560 --> 00:00:50,720 Well, you take out a policy. 12 00:00:50,940 --> 00:00:53,640 Then you go to the insurance doctor and pretend you're nuts. 13 00:00:54,090 --> 00:00:56,470 And the insurance company pays you $500 a month. 14 00:00:57,050 --> 00:00:58,590 $500 a month? It's a banana. 15 00:00:59,530 --> 00:01:02,990 Bonanza. Bonanza, banana, bandana. As long as you don't have to work anymore. 16 00:01:04,349 --> 00:01:05,349 How much does it cost? 17 00:01:05,610 --> 00:01:07,830 Oh, $25 down, $50 a month. 18 00:01:08,050 --> 00:01:10,650 I've got an application blank. I'll get it and help you fill it out. 19 00:01:11,290 --> 00:01:12,290 $50. 20 00:01:12,510 --> 00:01:13,510 Thank you. 21 00:01:13,750 --> 00:01:14,950 Fork over. Where's that dollar? 22 00:01:15,170 --> 00:01:15,729 Oh, no. 23 00:01:15,730 --> 00:01:16,910 Come on. No, don't. 24 00:01:17,610 --> 00:01:20,650 That's my favorite dollar. What do you mean, your favorite dollar? I raised it 25 00:01:20,650 --> 00:01:21,670 from a set. Now cut it out. 26 00:01:24,270 --> 00:01:25,270 Come on, start. 27 00:01:38,150 --> 00:01:40,190 Hey, where's the key? 28 00:01:40,490 --> 00:01:41,490 In the purse. 29 00:01:42,090 --> 00:01:43,610 In the purse? What's it in there for? 30 00:01:43,910 --> 00:01:45,590 Any sap knows that, so I won't lose it. 31 00:01:45,970 --> 00:01:48,210 Come on, come on. 32 00:01:49,510 --> 00:01:50,510 That's what you are. 33 00:01:51,770 --> 00:01:52,770 That's what you are. 34 00:01:55,540 --> 00:01:57,240 Wait a minute. Hold still, will you? 35 00:01:59,880 --> 00:02:01,140 Getting it the hard way, huh? 36 00:02:07,800 --> 00:02:09,039 Oh! Oh! 37 00:02:09,320 --> 00:02:10,600 Oh! Oh! 38 00:02:14,700 --> 00:02:15,700 Hmm. 39 00:02:16,180 --> 00:02:18,140 Can't even trust a moth. Give me that. 40 00:02:19,800 --> 00:02:20,800 You're next. 41 00:02:20,960 --> 00:02:22,260 Shoot the money to me, honey. 42 00:02:22,910 --> 00:02:24,470 I don't want to play. Get away. 43 00:02:25,230 --> 00:02:26,230 Come on. 44 00:02:27,450 --> 00:02:32,310 Come across with that door. I'll tear the rest of it out. 45 00:02:32,710 --> 00:02:33,710 All right. 46 00:02:35,890 --> 00:02:36,890 All right. 47 00:02:36,990 --> 00:02:38,450 Now we'll fill out the blank. 48 00:02:38,910 --> 00:02:40,630 Which one do you want to insure? 49 00:02:40,950 --> 00:02:41,950 Him. 50 00:02:42,490 --> 00:02:43,490 Not me. 51 00:02:44,290 --> 00:02:45,290 I refuse. 52 00:02:45,770 --> 00:02:47,250 I still refuse. 53 00:02:48,430 --> 00:02:50,410 I surrender, dear. I surrender. 54 00:02:50,810 --> 00:02:51,930 All right. Here you are. 55 00:02:52,190 --> 00:02:53,270 Sign right on the dotted line. 56 00:03:01,270 --> 00:03:07,730 This is the joint. 57 00:03:07,950 --> 00:03:09,090 Boy, we'll be in the money soon. 58 00:03:26,480 --> 00:03:29,620 The insurance company wants the doctor to examine him to prove that he's batty. 59 00:03:30,040 --> 00:03:31,220 That shouldn't be hard. 60 00:03:31,900 --> 00:03:32,900 Where's your policy? 61 00:03:33,040 --> 00:03:34,040 Right here, madam. 62 00:03:53,500 --> 00:03:54,680 How about a date, Toots? 63 00:04:14,640 --> 00:04:16,680 You're supposed to be a dog and don't forget. 64 00:04:17,040 --> 00:04:20,019 Come on. 65 00:04:22,100 --> 00:04:23,140 Here they are, doctor. 66 00:04:23,360 --> 00:04:24,039 Hiya, doctor. 67 00:04:24,040 --> 00:04:25,520 Which one is the crazy one? 68 00:04:26,500 --> 00:04:27,500 That one. 69 00:04:30,880 --> 00:04:31,880 Yeah, sir. 70 00:04:36,620 --> 00:04:38,300 This is a very sad case, doctor. 71 00:04:38,640 --> 00:04:41,020 Ever since he's been bitten by a dog, he thinks he is one. 72 00:04:41,340 --> 00:04:42,840 What happened to the dog that bit him? 73 00:04:43,480 --> 00:04:44,480 He died. 74 00:04:46,480 --> 00:04:48,100 Step into the office. I'll examine him. 75 00:04:48,920 --> 00:04:49,920 Come on, hydrophobia. 76 00:04:54,320 --> 00:04:55,320 Up here. 77 00:04:57,880 --> 00:04:59,220 Now, let me see the heart. 78 00:04:59,500 --> 00:05:00,500 Two spades. 79 00:05:00,540 --> 00:05:02,000 I double. I redouble. 80 00:05:02,660 --> 00:05:05,160 Let the doctor do his stuff. Go on, Doc. 81 00:05:07,160 --> 00:05:08,980 Oh, Doc. 82 00:05:09,220 --> 00:05:11,320 You'll have to excuse him. He's a very playful pup. 83 00:05:13,660 --> 00:05:14,140 There's 84 00:05:14,140 --> 00:05:21,100 something 85 00:05:21,100 --> 00:05:22,059 loose inside. 86 00:05:22,060 --> 00:05:23,060 Oh, you're wrong, Doctor. 87 00:05:23,280 --> 00:05:24,360 His head is empty. 88 00:05:31,210 --> 00:05:32,390 Sounds like water on the brain. 89 00:05:32,850 --> 00:05:34,910 You mean he may go from mad to worse? 90 00:05:35,310 --> 00:05:39,850 Exactly. I ought to operate on his brain. Well, you can't do that. You'd 91 00:05:39,850 --> 00:05:40,850 cut through the bone. 92 00:05:41,790 --> 00:05:42,790 Come in. 93 00:05:44,670 --> 00:05:46,050 Oh! Oh! 94 00:05:46,970 --> 00:05:49,650 This is serious. He may go violently insane any minute. 95 00:05:49,870 --> 00:05:51,490 Oh, he's washing that right now. 96 00:05:54,490 --> 00:05:57,370 Now, be quiet. Take it easy. Be quiet. 97 00:06:03,370 --> 00:06:04,369 Didn't I tell you he was crazy? 98 00:06:04,370 --> 00:06:07,170 Now do we get the insurance money? Why, this man is dangerous. I've got to 99 00:06:07,170 --> 00:06:08,170 operate immediately. 100 00:06:08,390 --> 00:06:09,390 What, on me? 101 00:06:09,490 --> 00:06:10,490 Yes, now don't worry. 102 00:06:10,990 --> 00:06:13,690 It won't hurt. I'm just going to take the top of your head off right there. 103 00:06:15,490 --> 00:06:17,130 Come on, Roe. Not me. Come on. 104 00:06:17,710 --> 00:06:19,570 Wait a minute. Call the police. Hey, hey. 105 00:06:37,070 --> 00:06:38,170 Madman just left my office. 106 00:06:42,150 --> 00:06:46,070 You nitwit. If you had played your part like a Pekingese instead of a wolfhound, 107 00:06:46,150 --> 00:06:47,150 our plan would have worked. 108 00:07:16,780 --> 00:07:17,800 Boy, that was a narrow escape. 109 00:07:18,100 --> 00:07:20,600 You're telling me. That guy wanted to carve me up. 110 00:07:30,680 --> 00:07:33,240 I never heard two dogs make so much noise. 111 00:08:31,310 --> 00:08:36,309 When we're running, Doggy's down. Why, he's more fun than a painted clown. 112 00:08:36,890 --> 00:08:41,010 We interrupt this program to broadcast a warning. Be on the lookout for three 113 00:08:41,010 --> 00:08:42,010 funny -looking men. 114 00:08:42,070 --> 00:08:44,750 One is an escaped lunatic who imagines he is a dog. 115 00:08:45,010 --> 00:08:46,790 Be careful. He bites. 116 00:08:47,230 --> 00:08:48,230 That is all. 117 00:08:48,470 --> 00:08:49,470 That's enough. 118 00:11:10,860 --> 00:11:15,060 As a success, you may see him. If not, you can claim the body. Thank you, 119 00:11:15,080 --> 00:11:16,080 Doctor. 120 00:11:17,340 --> 00:11:22,100 Where do you think you're going? 121 00:11:22,360 --> 00:11:23,560 We're going to see your friend, Charlie. 122 00:11:23,800 --> 00:11:24,980 Charlie? Oh, Charlie. 123 00:11:25,560 --> 00:11:30,020 You know Charlie. A fellow walks like this... Yeah, he's got a bad case of 124 00:11:30,020 --> 00:11:31,480 ingrown heels. He starts off... 125 00:11:55,240 --> 00:11:57,380 No cop can ever catch us. You said it, kid. 126 00:12:01,620 --> 00:12:08,600 That was a 127 00:12:08,600 --> 00:12:09,600 close shave. 128 00:12:09,720 --> 00:12:11,160 Look at the cute baby. 129 00:12:31,320 --> 00:12:32,420 Boy, aren't they cute? 130 00:12:32,740 --> 00:12:35,980 Yeah, the one with the red hair with the... Hey, cop. 131 00:12:57,080 --> 00:12:59,520 Did you see two funny -looking guys running around here? 132 00:12:59,900 --> 00:13:01,740 No, he's a sick man. I have to go. 133 00:13:04,900 --> 00:13:06,380 Hey, are you... Oh, 134 00:13:12,080 --> 00:13:23,680 what's 135 00:13:23,680 --> 00:13:24,680 the use? 136 00:13:41,450 --> 00:13:42,790 Yes, doctor. Come with me, nurse. 137 00:14:28,550 --> 00:14:29,550 He's out like a light. 138 00:14:30,890 --> 00:14:31,890 He's ready for you, doctor. 139 00:14:34,570 --> 00:14:36,930 It's Dr. Lirius. Quick, the smelly salt. Yes, doctor. 140 00:14:37,290 --> 00:14:38,290 Hey, you. 141 00:15:13,770 --> 00:15:16,190 Move these bodies to the crematory. Yes, sir, the crematory. 142 00:15:16,730 --> 00:15:18,910 Crematory? Boy, that's a real hot foot. 143 00:15:19,270 --> 00:15:20,270 Let's get out of here. 144 00:16:13,420 --> 00:16:15,100 We'll get you out of this. There we are. 145 00:16:15,680 --> 00:16:16,680 I'm sorry, bud. 146 00:16:16,820 --> 00:16:19,140 Yeah, we'll have it all wiped off here right away. 147 00:16:19,560 --> 00:16:21,200 Hey, it's him, Jerry. 148 00:16:21,560 --> 00:16:22,800 Our little insurance pal. 149 00:16:23,040 --> 00:16:24,040 What are we waiting for? 150 00:16:25,440 --> 00:16:28,640 Take it easy, that's it. 151 00:16:29,520 --> 00:16:30,520 Look out, look out. 9829