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Your Honor, these men should receive their maximum punishment.

Their guilt is proved by the evidence and by their evasive attitude.

Just look at them.

Remember, you have sworn to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but

truth. Now, were you or were you not on the night of June the 13th in Mrs.

Throttlebottom's chicken coop?

Certainly not. I was in the house. What house?

The dog house.

Mr.

Prosecutor, you have not proved that those men were actually in that chicken

coop. Your evidence is purely circumstantial and insufficient to

conviction. What's he talking about?

Quiet. He means we ain't guilty.

Oh, boy!

And then the future, Officer Kelly. Don't come cluttering up this courtroom

flimsy charges against law -abiding citizens.

Case dismissed.

Hmm.

Cutie. And what a cutie.

Now go get me a freckled trout.

Oh,

a carp, eh?

Pushing people, huh?

You see that?

A cop right in the nose. Watch this one.

You see that?

Oh, I showed you that before.

But I got another one.

Yes,

sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Step right up, folks. As you can see, the little lady

is in this cabinet.

I shall now close the door and, crossing through the other cabinet, I shall fire

the magic gun.

lady seems to have picked up a boyfriend on the way. Well, I'll take him away

from her.

Again, firing the magic shot.

of suffocated?

Put some tape on it.

We forgot the tape.

Well, we had to forget something or we wouldn't be plumbers.

Go on, find something and wrap around it.

Hey, look.

A straitjacket.

Where did you get that?

Found it in the trunk.

Oh. Well, get it up there.

Perfect 36.

Hook it up.

What do you do with these?

You swing on them, you know.

I do.

Don't you?

Anybody at home?

I say there.

Oh, you've got enough already.

I beg your pardon.

Why? What'd you do?

I'm taking a bath.

Taking a bath?

A bath.

Bath? Bath? Bath? You've got to get out of here. I'm going to shut off this

water. Now get going.

Here, don't shut that water off.

Hey, I saw a guy shut the water off once in the front yard. When I want your

advice, I'll ask for it.

Hey, go out in the front yard and shut the water off.

misbeated. Put that sod back where it belongs.

Who said you need branch to be a plumber?

Get another piece of pipe. I resent that.

What are you going to do about it? Get another piece of pipe.

If it wasn't for me, where would we be?

I'll find this thing or else.

Now, friends, I know you'll enjoy a demonstration of my new television

You not only hear the broadcast, but you actually see it on this screen.

This is station WX21 making a television broadcast direct from Niagara Falls.

Are you ready, Niagara Falls?

Let her go.

the plumbers, madam, and they're wrecking the house. Oh, I'll put a stop

that.

I'll call Mr. Casey.

Give me...

I'll take my guests to the garden.

Don't mind me. I'm only the plumber.

That thing's dangerous.

What's going on here? It's the plumber, sir. And they completely wrecked the

bathroom. They have?

You said it.

Go up and collect for the job.

What do we got coming?

Just look at this place.

Who is that?

What's the matter with you?

Why, you dummy, you ruined our whole day's work.

The Jets!

My treat for the afternoon.

Professor Bilbo, the great magician.