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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:26,970 --> 00:00:28,030 Reading cards, folks. 2 00:00:28,430 --> 00:00:29,430 Reading cards? 3 00:00:29,590 --> 00:00:30,549 Reading cards? 4 00:00:30,550 --> 00:00:32,470 Reading cards. Here we are. Here we are. 5 00:00:32,890 --> 00:00:35,550 How about a card, mister? 6 00:00:36,110 --> 00:00:38,950 Pardon me, sir. Could we interest in your nice greeting card? 7 00:00:39,210 --> 00:00:40,210 We write them ourselves. 8 00:00:40,230 --> 00:00:41,470 Maybe your mother has a birthday. 9 00:00:41,810 --> 00:00:43,930 Here's just the thing. Our 77B. 10 00:00:47,490 --> 00:00:49,870 A snob, eh? 11 00:00:50,590 --> 00:00:51,590 Right here. 12 00:00:54,090 --> 00:00:56,870 and salutations, reading cards. Maybe your father has a birthday. 13 00:00:57,090 --> 00:00:58,930 Here's just the thing. Our H2O. 14 00:01:00,010 --> 00:01:01,190 Oh, a snobbish. 15 00:01:12,290 --> 00:01:13,290 We're sorry, mister. 16 00:01:13,370 --> 00:01:14,470 It was unaffordable. 17 00:01:14,890 --> 00:01:16,170 Why don't you look where you're going? 18 00:01:16,390 --> 00:01:17,490 You think you own the sidewalk? 19 00:01:17,890 --> 00:01:19,130 Well, we said we're sorry. 20 00:01:19,370 --> 00:01:20,550 Yeah? Yeah. 21 00:01:20,810 --> 00:01:22,870 Well, if you want to make something out of it, why, go ahead. 22 00:01:26,280 --> 00:01:27,280 I thought you meant that. 23 00:01:27,460 --> 00:01:29,360 I'd like to see you do that once more. 24 00:01:30,300 --> 00:01:33,300 For Pete's sake, take his word for it. He means it. 25 00:01:42,080 --> 00:01:47,080 Where did I get out of here? 26 00:01:47,320 --> 00:01:49,480 I'll fix you if it's the last thing I ever do. 27 00:01:50,140 --> 00:01:51,360 Reason number 22. 28 00:01:51,940 --> 00:01:53,160 Greetings, little shut -in. 29 00:01:53,440 --> 00:01:55,940 Don't you weep or sigh if you're not out... 30 00:01:56,750 --> 00:01:58,090 You'll be out the 4th of July. 31 00:02:29,900 --> 00:02:31,780 if you'd like to buy one for your sweetheart. Or your husband. 32 00:02:32,120 --> 00:02:33,120 Husband? 33 00:02:35,300 --> 00:02:36,760 What's wrong, lady? Come in and sit down. 34 00:02:37,040 --> 00:02:38,600 What happened? I didn't do nothing. 35 00:02:39,100 --> 00:02:40,300 Sit right down over there. 36 00:02:41,980 --> 00:02:42,980 There we are. 37 00:02:43,300 --> 00:02:44,860 Now, what's the weeps all about? 38 00:02:45,240 --> 00:02:47,940 I'm afraid my husband doesn't love me anymore. 39 00:02:48,380 --> 00:02:50,000 Is that all? I thought it was serious. 40 00:02:50,260 --> 00:02:51,300 That's easily fixed. 41 00:02:51,520 --> 00:02:54,400 Why, certainly. All you have to do is to get somebody to make love to you. And 42 00:02:54,400 --> 00:02:55,420 make your husband jealous. 43 00:02:55,900 --> 00:02:57,020 Do you think it would work? 44 00:02:57,280 --> 00:02:58,280 Think. 45 00:02:58,700 --> 00:03:01,740 Certainly. He'll be so jealous, he'll take you right in his arms and kiss you. 46 00:03:02,060 --> 00:03:03,260 Hmm. A pleasure. 47 00:03:04,580 --> 00:03:05,580 Now, listen. 48 00:03:06,220 --> 00:03:08,160 I want you to watch your P's and Q's, you hear? 49 00:03:16,100 --> 00:03:17,100 It's my husband. 50 00:03:17,200 --> 00:03:21,200 Will you gentlemen help me? I see that you're rewarded handsomely. Will we? 51 00:03:21,400 --> 00:03:22,780 Make way for the original Romeo. 52 00:03:44,840 --> 00:03:46,100 operation. We'll work it out scientifically. 53 00:03:47,240 --> 00:03:50,000 Adirondack. One -zell, two -zell, three -zell, zam. The buck -tailed vinegar 54 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:51,000 tickle and tam. 55 00:03:51,320 --> 00:03:53,800 Scram. The butcher man seesaw buck. 56 00:04:46,320 --> 00:04:48,680 Darling, leave your husband and fly away with us. 57 00:04:49,560 --> 00:04:52,260 You know you love us, not that pickle -puss husband of yours. 58 00:06:12,310 --> 00:06:13,310 Boy, 59 00:06:20,190 --> 00:06:21,850 this reminds me of card number 24. 60 00:06:22,440 --> 00:06:23,440 You're in the army now. 61 00:06:23,680 --> 00:06:26,820 You'll always have your chow. You'll never get rich. I know, I know, but we 62 00:06:26,820 --> 00:06:27,920 don't need any money in the army. 63 00:06:30,940 --> 00:06:31,960 Oh, boy, a bench. 64 00:06:34,560 --> 00:06:38,380 What a life. Nothing to do but live off the fat of the land. And eat and sleep. 65 00:06:38,740 --> 00:06:39,800 That's what you think. 66 00:06:40,560 --> 00:06:43,340 That's what I said. What about it? I didn't say anything. 67 00:06:43,720 --> 00:06:44,720 But I did. 68 00:06:48,800 --> 00:06:51,280 Well, well, well. So we meet again. 69 00:06:52,360 --> 00:06:53,360 Attention! 70 00:07:47,280 --> 00:07:48,280 And that goes for you too! 71 00:08:51,080 --> 00:08:54,180 What do you guys think you're doing? Playing hippity hop at the barber shop? 72 00:08:56,000 --> 00:08:59,040 Now snap into it and march like soldiers. And that goes for you too. 73 00:08:59,540 --> 00:09:00,540 About face. 74 00:09:00,980 --> 00:09:03,760 I won't do it. He don't pay my salary. It's a guy with a beard. 75 00:09:04,500 --> 00:09:07,080 About face. 76 00:09:07,520 --> 00:09:08,520 Forward march. 77 00:09:10,880 --> 00:09:11,880 Comedy attention. 78 00:09:12,960 --> 00:09:14,240 Fall in on that line. 79 00:09:14,940 --> 00:09:15,940 Fall in. 80 00:09:17,220 --> 00:09:18,220 Now listen. 81 00:09:18,490 --> 00:09:22,770 One more break out of you guys and I'm going to hang you. All three of you. 82 00:09:23,090 --> 00:09:25,750 Now I'm going to teach you how to be soldiers whether you like it or not. 83 00:09:27,050 --> 00:09:28,090 Right shoulder, arms. 84 00:09:28,430 --> 00:09:29,430 Left shoulder, arms. 85 00:09:29,710 --> 00:09:30,710 Right shoulder, arms. 86 00:09:30,850 --> 00:09:31,850 Forward, arms. 87 00:09:32,090 --> 00:09:35,730 Dispatchers, arms. Forward, arms. Dispatchers, arms. Right shoulder, arms. 88 00:09:36,010 --> 00:09:37,230 Arms, arms, arms. 89 00:09:37,590 --> 00:09:38,630 Arms, arms, arms. 90 00:09:39,190 --> 00:09:40,550 Arms, left shoulder, arms. 91 00:09:41,470 --> 00:09:42,930 What do you think you're doing? 92 00:09:43,310 --> 00:09:45,690 I'm going to show you how to do the manual of arms. 93 00:09:47,250 --> 00:09:48,250 Forward. 94 00:09:49,520 --> 00:09:50,520 Present arms! 95 00:09:51,540 --> 00:09:54,680 I'll do it just like I did it. Part arms! 96 00:09:54,900 --> 00:09:55,900 Present arms! 97 00:10:38,560 --> 00:10:43,200 Now you always want to get them right between the eyes. 98 00:10:43,620 --> 00:10:45,720 High. Just about here. 99 00:10:48,600 --> 00:10:50,720 See, men? Right about there. 100 00:10:53,500 --> 00:10:58,160 Now then, plant your feet firmly, hold the gun steady, and land... 101 00:11:06,600 --> 00:11:10,240 Sometimes the enemy doesn't give you a chance to use your bayonet. So then you 102 00:11:10,240 --> 00:11:11,240 kill them. 103 00:11:11,680 --> 00:11:15,180 If they haven't surrendered by then, you kick them. 104 00:11:16,040 --> 00:11:17,980 And then you shot them. 105 00:11:18,380 --> 00:11:22,200 But the thing to remember is, the bayonet's your real weapon. 106 00:11:22,420 --> 00:11:25,920 On this bag, I'll show you how to really do away with the enemy. 107 00:11:26,140 --> 00:11:29,660 You lunge high, right between the... 108 00:11:48,080 --> 00:11:53,720 them don't let them get you now then you grab the gun firmly both wrists rigid 109 00:11:53,720 --> 00:11:58,920 your left forearm parallel with the ground then you pivot with your right 110 00:11:58,920 --> 00:12:00,560 and you throw everything you 111 00:14:01,450 --> 00:14:03,770 The shell contains a new type of laughing gas which will render the enemy 112 00:14:03,770 --> 00:14:05,650 helpless. Fire it as soon as I leave. 7868