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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:33,920 --> 00:00:37,860 Awful. Awful. I tell you, gentlemen, there's no use arguing against facts. 2 00:00:38,280 --> 00:00:41,540 Our business is at a standstill and we've got to do something about it. 3 00:00:41,540 --> 00:00:42,540 right, Mr. Ixnay. 4 00:00:43,160 --> 00:00:46,580 Our munitions factory has only sold five million buckaroos profit for the first 5 00:00:46,580 --> 00:00:47,580 quarter of this year. 6 00:00:47,680 --> 00:00:48,700 Think of it, Mr. Rone. 7 00:00:48,960 --> 00:00:51,400 Only five million while we're practically starving. 8 00:00:51,720 --> 00:00:54,960 That's true, but we must remember that the kingdom of Moronica is at peace, Mr. 9 00:00:55,060 --> 00:00:57,060 Ixnay. You're right, Mr. Amscray. 10 00:00:57,780 --> 00:00:59,180 But there's no money in peace. 11 00:00:59,520 --> 00:01:01,560 No. We must start a war. 12 00:01:01,860 --> 00:01:05,550 Right. If the king wants only peace, then we must oust him and appoint a 13 00:01:05,550 --> 00:01:06,730 dictator. That's it, a dictator. 14 00:01:06,970 --> 00:01:11,110 Exactly. We must find someone who is stupid enough to do what we tell him. 15 00:01:11,110 --> 00:01:13,030 where can we find anyone that stupid, Mr. Rone? 16 00:01:14,790 --> 00:01:17,050 I've got the very man, and he's in this house right now. 17 00:01:17,270 --> 00:01:19,050 His name is Moe Hailstone. 18 00:01:19,330 --> 00:01:21,530 He and his two helpers are papering my dining room. 19 00:01:21,810 --> 00:01:22,810 A paper hanger? 20 00:01:22,910 --> 00:01:23,910 Why not? 21 00:01:24,670 --> 00:01:25,890 Now, here's the whole plan. 22 00:01:31,490 --> 00:01:32,490 Gentlemen! 23 00:01:36,200 --> 00:01:37,340 Yes, sir. 24 00:01:38,040 --> 00:01:39,500 These are the men I was telling you about. 25 00:01:39,800 --> 00:01:41,440 Boys, I want you to meet Mr. 26 00:01:41,660 --> 00:01:42,900 Amscray, Mr. Oney. 27 00:01:43,400 --> 00:01:45,000 Hailstone, gallstone, pebble. 28 00:01:45,200 --> 00:01:46,200 How do you do? 29 00:01:49,920 --> 00:01:52,380 We've come here to offer you the greatest opportunity of your life. 30 00:01:52,620 --> 00:01:53,860 You mean you'll let us paper the living room? 31 00:01:54,060 --> 00:01:56,360 No, no, no. You're through with papering. 32 00:01:56,860 --> 00:02:00,200 My partners and I are going to make you dictator of Maronica. 33 00:02:00,920 --> 00:02:02,460 Dictator? What does a dictator do? 34 00:02:02,940 --> 00:02:03,639 A dictator? 35 00:02:03,640 --> 00:02:08,360 Why, he makes love to beautiful women, drinks champagne, enjoys life, and never 36 00:02:08,360 --> 00:02:12,100 works. He makes speeches to the people, promising them plenty, gives them 37 00:02:12,100 --> 00:02:13,460 nothing, then takes everything. 38 00:02:13,720 --> 00:02:14,720 That's a dictator. 39 00:02:14,840 --> 00:02:15,860 Hmm, a parasite. 40 00:02:16,140 --> 00:02:17,360 That's for me. Quiet. 41 00:02:18,320 --> 00:02:19,520 I must think. 42 00:02:20,220 --> 00:02:21,380 Quiet while I think. 43 00:02:24,760 --> 00:02:26,980 I must think. Let me see. 44 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:40,940 I like the job, all right, but I can't leave my two pals. You know, our motto 45 00:02:40,940 --> 00:02:42,840 has always been one for all and all for me. 46 00:02:43,200 --> 00:02:44,200 Bedlock. 47 00:02:45,320 --> 00:02:46,320 Bedlock. 48 00:02:47,460 --> 00:02:48,460 Bedlock. 49 00:02:54,940 --> 00:02:55,940 Bedlock. 50 00:03:02,900 --> 00:03:03,900 Gentlemen, 51 00:03:04,160 --> 00:03:06,360 so as not to break up your little triumvirate. 52 00:03:06,680 --> 00:03:10,000 We're going to make this man field marshal and head of all our fighting 53 00:03:10,340 --> 00:03:11,720 Can I have a uniform and a real sword? 54 00:03:11,980 --> 00:03:14,640 You can have a hundred uniforms. Just go out and shoot a hundred generals and 55 00:03:14,640 --> 00:03:15,640 help yourself. 56 00:03:16,500 --> 00:03:17,840 I'll shoot two hundred generals. 57 00:03:20,740 --> 00:03:21,740 What's that? 58 00:03:22,080 --> 00:03:23,900 It's a machine gun. Let me see. 59 00:03:27,480 --> 00:03:29,700 We'll make this man minister of propaganda. 60 00:03:30,880 --> 00:03:31,880 Propaganda? What's that? 61 00:03:32,420 --> 00:03:35,800 A propaganda marries a marmaganda and they raise a lot of little goslings. 62 00:03:41,360 --> 00:03:45,000 We'll take the job. What do we do? First, you start a beer putsch. How? 63 00:03:45,300 --> 00:03:47,660 You put your beer down and wait for the pretzels. 64 00:03:47,860 --> 00:03:49,760 No, no, no, no. 65 00:03:49,980 --> 00:03:53,820 You go to the saloons and you buy free beer for all the saloonatics. Then you 66 00:03:53,820 --> 00:03:56,040 march them to the palace and force the king to abdicate. 67 00:03:56,300 --> 00:03:57,480 That makes you dictator. 68 00:03:58,180 --> 00:04:00,560 Hail, hail, Hailstone, the dictator! 69 00:04:01,560 --> 00:04:03,120 Hail, hail, Hailstone! 70 00:04:03,920 --> 00:04:04,920 Wahoo! 71 00:04:07,860 --> 00:04:09,740 My good people of Moronica! 72 00:04:11,690 --> 00:04:13,170 Happy to see this little gathering. 73 00:04:17,390 --> 00:04:23,050 We must throw off the yoke of monarchy and make our country safe for hypocrisy. 74 00:04:47,150 --> 00:04:50,130 shall be Moronica for Morons! 75 00:04:53,510 --> 00:04:55,870 We will have less work and more play. 76 00:04:56,290 --> 00:04:58,390 Every Thursday you will receive... 77 00:05:17,390 --> 00:05:18,430 our neighbors a helping hand. 78 00:05:18,670 --> 00:05:22,470 We will extend them two helping hands and help ourselves to our neighbors. 79 00:05:54,410 --> 00:05:56,970 It'll be 3 o 'clock, Bologna watch time. 80 00:05:58,570 --> 00:06:03,310 3 o 'clock, Bologna watch time. 3 o 'clock, Bologna watch time. It must be 3 81 00:06:03,310 --> 00:06:04,310 'clock. 82 00:06:29,930 --> 00:06:30,930 for my secretary. 83 00:06:31,130 --> 00:06:32,130 You mean secretary? 84 00:06:32,470 --> 00:06:33,470 I said secretary. 85 00:06:33,730 --> 00:06:35,650 Secretary. Which is correct? 86 00:06:36,010 --> 00:06:37,010 Stenographer. 87 00:06:37,730 --> 00:06:38,830 I'll ring for it. 88 00:06:39,690 --> 00:06:41,270 I still say secretary. 89 00:06:41,810 --> 00:06:42,769 Is that so? 90 00:06:42,770 --> 00:06:44,230 Yeah. Hold that. 91 00:06:47,090 --> 00:06:47,610 What 92 00:06:47,610 --> 00:06:54,470 do you mean by 93 00:06:54,470 --> 00:06:57,730 reading a book? Suppose you learned something. Loyal moronicons shouldn't 94 00:06:58,270 --> 00:07:00,350 Take your troops out and have them burn every book in Moronica. 95 00:07:00,690 --> 00:07:02,030 It's not my little red book. 96 00:07:02,430 --> 00:07:03,430 Let me see that. 97 00:07:04,410 --> 00:07:07,670 June East, 110 Goodnecking Place, Whoopie 4430. 98 00:07:09,610 --> 00:07:12,990 Ruby Clutch, OOOG, has car, often runs out of gas. 99 00:07:13,510 --> 00:07:14,510 Woo, woo, woo. 100 00:07:15,510 --> 00:07:16,510 Woo, woo, woo. 101 00:07:16,790 --> 00:07:19,150 Woo, woo, woo. I'll keep this. 102 00:07:19,530 --> 00:07:20,550 Oh, a bookkeeper. 103 00:07:20,850 --> 00:07:22,090 Go burn the books. 104 00:07:22,370 --> 00:07:23,510 Why burn the books? 105 00:07:23,990 --> 00:07:27,030 There are too many bookmakers. The bookies are overrunning the country. 106 00:07:27,030 --> 00:07:28,030 are my orders. 107 00:07:28,410 --> 00:07:30,030 Hail, hail, Hailstone! 108 00:07:30,770 --> 00:07:31,770 Wahoo! 109 00:07:32,830 --> 00:07:37,330 Yes? Matty Herring is here to see you. Marinate her and send her in. Yes, sir. 110 00:07:44,150 --> 00:07:45,210 Go on, get in there. 111 00:07:47,790 --> 00:07:49,050 Please, Your Excellency. 112 00:07:49,310 --> 00:07:51,850 I caught this man walking down the street with a chicken. 113 00:07:52,070 --> 00:07:53,490 Blonde brunette. Quiet. 114 00:07:54,250 --> 00:07:55,250 Where did you get the chicken? 115 00:07:55,590 --> 00:07:56,590 From an egg. 116 00:07:56,910 --> 00:07:57,910 Where'd you get the egg? 117 00:07:58,510 --> 00:07:59,469 From a chicken? 118 00:07:59,470 --> 00:08:01,250 A vicious cycle. We must kill it. 119 00:08:01,710 --> 00:08:02,770 Remind me to kill a cycle. 120 00:08:03,190 --> 00:08:05,470 Quiet. Put him in a concentrated camp. 121 00:08:06,170 --> 00:08:07,170 Come on. 122 00:08:07,230 --> 00:08:08,230 Come on, then. 123 00:08:08,410 --> 00:08:11,210 Come on. On second thought, throw him to the lions. 124 00:08:11,470 --> 00:08:12,470 But we have no lions. 125 00:08:12,650 --> 00:08:14,890 How about the tigers or the cubs? Or the giants? 126 00:08:15,930 --> 00:08:17,230 Why have we no lions? 127 00:08:17,510 --> 00:08:18,990 Because there's no bones in ice cream. 128 00:08:19,210 --> 00:08:23,750 Well, we... How can I throw anyone to the lions when we have no lions? 129 00:08:23,990 --> 00:08:30,560 Oh, don't worry, little fella. We'll get you an ice... With long claws that 130 00:08:30,560 --> 00:08:33,760 scratch like this. And long white teeth that bite like that. 131 00:08:36,140 --> 00:08:38,520 You know... 132 00:08:38,520 --> 00:08:47,520 I 133 00:08:47,520 --> 00:08:49,780 am Matty Herring. Oh, my favorite dish. 134 00:08:54,320 --> 00:08:55,680 Don't taste like herring to me. 135 00:08:56,060 --> 00:08:57,320 Oh, a connoisseur, eh? 136 00:08:57,840 --> 00:09:01,700 As Minister of Propaganda, I don't want to hear from you. 137 00:09:03,520 --> 00:09:04,740 What's the matter with him? 138 00:09:05,120 --> 00:09:07,580 He's a little grouchy. Got up on the wrong side of the gutter this morning. 139 00:09:09,700 --> 00:09:13,460 Shall we gaze into the magic ball and see what the future holds for you? 140 00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:15,000 Come along. 141 00:09:15,140 --> 00:09:17,080 I'm going to take him up on the roof and overthrow him. 142 00:09:18,380 --> 00:09:20,000 Whip out your magic ball, Matty. 143 00:09:20,220 --> 00:09:21,920 Dickel, dickel, dickel, mickel. 144 00:09:24,500 --> 00:09:25,500 Why, that's an eight ball. 145 00:09:25,880 --> 00:09:27,040 Sit right down behind it. 146 00:09:29,600 --> 00:09:32,200 The magic ball says you have not long to live. 147 00:09:32,460 --> 00:09:33,460 Oh, goody. 148 00:09:38,880 --> 00:09:39,280 All 149 00:09:39,280 --> 00:09:48,240 out 150 00:09:48,240 --> 00:09:49,520 for Syracuse! 151 00:09:51,460 --> 00:09:53,020 Syracuse? This is where I get off. 152 00:09:53,930 --> 00:09:54,869 Where is he going? 153 00:09:54,870 --> 00:09:55,930 The boy's from Syracuse. 154 00:09:56,330 --> 00:09:57,330 Concentrate. 155 00:10:00,210 --> 00:10:02,430 The spirits are sending me a message. 156 00:10:02,910 --> 00:10:09,870 They are coming 157 00:10:09,870 --> 00:10:10,950 closer and closer. 158 00:10:11,230 --> 00:10:13,090 I can feel their magic touch. 159 00:10:13,410 --> 00:10:14,410 Me too. 160 00:10:21,050 --> 00:10:22,050 Why, 161 00:10:22,950 --> 00:10:24,120 you double... Crosser, you. 162 00:10:24,860 --> 00:10:25,860 Oh, 163 00:10:26,800 --> 00:10:28,440 look. A note fell out of the ball. 164 00:10:29,620 --> 00:10:30,620 Let me see that. 165 00:10:32,540 --> 00:10:35,920 Dear daughter, if you poison Moe Hailstone, I'll make you Queen of the 166 00:10:35,920 --> 00:10:38,820 father, Herman the Six and Seven -Eights, King of Moronica. 167 00:10:39,040 --> 00:10:41,660 P .S. There's a sale on poison at the Cutthroat Drugstore. 168 00:10:41,900 --> 00:10:42,940 Six and Seven -Eights. 169 00:10:44,520 --> 00:10:45,520 Grab her. 170 00:10:50,380 --> 00:10:51,940 Just hold her arm. She's a spy. 171 00:10:52,220 --> 00:10:53,520 She's a spy all over, isn't she? 172 00:10:53,940 --> 00:10:55,960 Why, you half -wit. 173 00:10:59,740 --> 00:11:01,340 Call out all my stormtroopers. 174 00:11:02,860 --> 00:11:05,200 Calling all stormtroopers. Calling all stormtroopers. 175 00:11:08,500 --> 00:11:09,359 What's the matter? 176 00:11:09,360 --> 00:11:11,060 Quick, there's a storm brewing. We caught a spy. 177 00:11:24,750 --> 00:11:25,750 Buy and shoot her. 178 00:11:29,430 --> 00:11:31,330 Hey, how can you shoot her with dice? 179 00:11:32,190 --> 00:11:33,190 They're loaded. 180 00:11:34,810 --> 00:11:38,990 Here, take her out and shoot her. Don't worry about it. When I get there... Come 181 00:11:38,990 --> 00:11:40,150 on, Toots, we'll shoot the works. 182 00:11:41,210 --> 00:11:44,130 And just think, I might have asked Matty Herring to marry me. 183 00:11:44,390 --> 00:11:46,910 Yeah, you'd have been in some pickle with that Herring. Yes. 184 00:11:48,650 --> 00:11:50,330 Blindfold? Yes, of course. 185 00:11:56,010 --> 00:11:57,010 paces and out of fire. 186 00:11:57,110 --> 00:11:58,430 Goodbye. Goodbye. 187 00:11:58,630 --> 00:12:03,590 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten. 188 00:12:04,790 --> 00:12:05,930 Whoa! That's that. 189 00:12:08,050 --> 00:12:09,390 What happened? 190 00:12:09,590 --> 00:12:10,590 That Maddie Harry escaped. 191 00:12:10,850 --> 00:12:12,470 And you shut me in the excitement, you fool. 192 00:12:12,870 --> 00:12:16,230 We must get her back. I'll be satisfied if we get her hair back. I'll take a 193 00:12:16,230 --> 00:12:19,670 quarterback. In fact, I'll take Notre Dame in two points. Oh, you want two 194 00:12:19,670 --> 00:12:21,490 points? I certainly do. Well, you got her. 195 00:12:21,850 --> 00:12:25,110 We got to strike before she gets back to her father, the king, and they gather 196 00:12:25,110 --> 00:12:25,869 an army. 197 00:12:25,870 --> 00:12:26,729 What can we do? 198 00:12:26,730 --> 00:12:28,110 We'll start a blintz creed. 199 00:12:28,330 --> 00:12:30,450 Oh, goody. I just love blintzes. 200 00:12:30,910 --> 00:12:32,290 Especially with sour creed. 201 00:12:37,290 --> 00:12:41,910 Get him. 202 00:12:48,270 --> 00:12:51,590 Gentlemen, study this map carefully. 203 00:12:52,050 --> 00:12:54,470 We're going to conquer the continent of South Starvania. 204 00:13:22,940 --> 00:13:24,900 You, I shall give, Mickey Finland. 205 00:13:25,100 --> 00:13:28,200 If I take Mickey Finland, I'd better be Russian. Then quit Stalin. 206 00:13:28,460 --> 00:13:29,460 So be it. 207 00:13:29,680 --> 00:13:31,060 It's time for our round table conference. 208 00:13:31,540 --> 00:13:34,140 How can we have a round table conference? We've only got a square 209 00:13:34,420 --> 00:13:36,080 Oh, in Moronica, nothing is on the square. 210 00:13:36,340 --> 00:13:37,480 We shall have to cut corners. 211 00:13:38,560 --> 00:13:39,539 Get busy. 212 00:13:39,540 --> 00:13:40,379 I'm cutting. 213 00:13:40,380 --> 00:13:41,380 Oh, Your Excellency. 214 00:13:43,120 --> 00:13:44,740 I'm your new secretary, Miss Feffernus. 215 00:13:44,940 --> 00:13:45,940 What is it, Miss Feffernus? 216 00:13:48,940 --> 00:13:51,240 The delegates are here for the round table conference. 217 00:13:51,680 --> 00:13:56,820 How many of them are there? Oh, I don't know. Maybe five, six, seven, or eight, 218 00:13:56,820 --> 00:14:00,220 maybe. Five, six, seven, eight? 219 00:14:00,660 --> 00:14:02,180 Oh, I don't know what we'd do without you. 220 00:14:05,060 --> 00:14:06,260 Mighty pretty girl, isn't she? 221 00:14:07,560 --> 00:14:08,820 Mighty fine dancer, too. 222 00:14:09,400 --> 00:14:10,400 You're not so bad yourself. 223 00:14:11,780 --> 00:14:13,240 But you tell it to all the boys. 224 00:14:13,640 --> 00:14:16,220 Quiet. Tell the delegates we'll be ready in a moment. 225 00:14:21,900 --> 00:14:24,020 of a dance? I think I'll sit this one out. Okay. 226 00:14:29,340 --> 00:14:30,760 Isn't that half -wit finished yet? 227 00:14:32,980 --> 00:14:34,660 Gentlemen, let us begin to begin. 228 00:14:35,480 --> 00:14:37,820 As Minister of Unfola, I object. 229 00:14:38,380 --> 00:14:41,920 Your minorities are creeping into our majorities until you're making our 230 00:14:41,920 --> 00:14:42,920 majorities minorities. 231 00:14:43,460 --> 00:14:44,600 Objection overruled. 232 00:14:45,220 --> 00:14:47,000 Peace! We want peace! 233 00:14:47,580 --> 00:14:50,460 Yes, a piece of this and a piece of that country. 234 00:14:51,130 --> 00:14:53,930 Delegate Bunce Rippenbuck? Do you really want peace? 235 00:14:54,330 --> 00:14:55,330 Yes. 236 00:14:58,810 --> 00:15:00,310 That Bunce is hard to crack. 237 00:15:00,530 --> 00:15:03,530 You're using the wrong club. Try to snibble it. Oh, thanks, Kenny. 238 00:15:04,070 --> 00:15:05,070 Four? 239 00:15:07,170 --> 00:15:08,990 Peace! We want peace! 240 00:15:09,610 --> 00:15:13,310 What we want is a corridor through double cross here as an outlet into the 241 00:15:13,310 --> 00:15:14,309 of window. 242 00:15:14,310 --> 00:15:15,310 Quiet! 243 00:15:16,770 --> 00:15:17,770 The gentlemen object. 244 00:15:18,030 --> 00:15:18,829 Appease them. 245 00:15:18,830 --> 00:15:20,110 How about throwing them to the new lines? 246 00:15:20,510 --> 00:15:22,310 No, let's appease him. I just love appeasing. 247 00:15:32,710 --> 00:15:39,070 You're out. 248 00:17:12,329 --> 00:17:13,329 What's the matter? You got asthma? 249 00:17:13,470 --> 00:17:14,490 No, that wasn't me. 17253