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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:33,550 --> 00:00:36,650 Isn't it rather odd that your mistress hasn't put in an appearance at her own 2 00:00:36,650 --> 00:00:39,250 party? Yes, madame. I'm sorry, madame. 3 00:00:44,070 --> 00:00:45,070 Where is she? 4 00:00:45,930 --> 00:00:49,210 Where is that wife of mine? Now, take it easy, Rumsford. A drink, sir? Any word 5 00:00:49,210 --> 00:00:50,009 for Mrs. Rumsford? 6 00:00:50,010 --> 00:00:52,070 Not a word, sir. I'm terribly upset. 7 00:00:52,390 --> 00:00:55,570 You're upset? What about me? She invites all these people to her birthday party 8 00:00:55,570 --> 00:00:57,770 and then runs out on them. She always does that, sir. 9 00:00:58,110 --> 00:00:59,790 She'll probably be back in a day or two. 10 00:01:00,650 --> 00:01:04,410 Dare to snap out of it, Rumsford. You must make allowances for our youth. 11 00:01:04,410 --> 00:01:09,510 will turn up. If I didn't love that woman so much, I swear I'd... 12 00:01:09,510 --> 00:01:14,390 Darling, hello. 13 00:01:14,630 --> 00:01:15,630 Right over. 14 00:01:16,650 --> 00:01:17,650 Oh, Williams. 15 00:01:19,190 --> 00:01:20,190 Ready, madam. 16 00:01:26,830 --> 00:01:27,830 Listen, York. 17 00:01:28,010 --> 00:01:29,550 You're a doctor and you're my best friend. 18 00:01:30,020 --> 00:01:32,840 Isn't there anything you could do for her? I'm afraid she's a bit out of my 19 00:01:32,840 --> 00:01:35,620 line. The men you want are Drs. Ziller, Zeller, and Zoller. 20 00:01:36,400 --> 00:01:37,440 You think they can help her? 21 00:01:37,800 --> 00:01:39,680 Well, they're the finest psychiatrists in the business. 22 00:01:40,020 --> 00:01:42,660 They're terribly expensive, and their methods are very peculiar. 23 00:01:43,120 --> 00:01:44,160 But they do get results. 24 00:01:44,500 --> 00:01:45,500 I'll have Williams call them. 25 00:01:45,760 --> 00:01:46,940 I'll have Williams call them immediately. 26 00:01:47,480 --> 00:01:48,620 I've got to see a patient, Rummy. 27 00:01:48,840 --> 00:01:49,840 I'll try to get back later. 28 00:01:50,080 --> 00:01:51,080 Good luck. Thanks. 29 00:01:51,940 --> 00:01:55,000 Well, Williams, I want you to telephone Drs. Ziller, Zeller, and Zoller. 30 00:02:10,780 --> 00:02:12,680 Yes, ma 'am. I'll have my stuff out right after lunch. 31 00:02:17,720 --> 00:02:18,940 Looks like there's nobody here. 32 00:02:19,400 --> 00:02:25,260 There's the police, all right. Maybe I got the... You puddin' head. Why don't 33 00:02:25,260 --> 00:02:26,179 you look what you're doing? 34 00:02:26,180 --> 00:02:28,280 I couldn't help it. I was looking around to see if there's anybody in the 35 00:02:28,280 --> 00:02:29,280 office, and when I turned... 36 00:03:03,760 --> 00:03:06,240 Minor wisecracks, toots. We're troubleshooters from the phone company. 37 00:03:06,240 --> 00:03:07,960 wrong here? Painter's ruined my switchboard. 38 00:03:08,220 --> 00:03:11,320 Come on. If you can bring it to life and a call comes in for the doctor, say 39 00:03:11,320 --> 00:03:13,160 they're out of town. I'm going to lunch. Okay. 40 00:03:13,480 --> 00:03:16,500 Hey, bring me back a piece of burnt toast and a rotten egg. 41 00:03:16,720 --> 00:03:20,000 Burnt toast and a rotten egg? Yeah, I got a tapeworm and that's good enough 42 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:21,840 him. Go on, get busy. 43 00:03:25,920 --> 00:03:26,819 How's she coming? 44 00:03:26,820 --> 00:03:27,820 Not so good. 45 00:03:48,140 --> 00:03:49,140 Number six. 46 00:04:00,280 --> 00:04:01,760 Larry, help me. I'm surrounded. 47 00:04:03,760 --> 00:04:06,280 Get a hold of that. 48 00:04:08,780 --> 00:04:09,780 Hello? 49 00:04:12,860 --> 00:04:16,120 Yes, I know it's out of order. I've been trying for half an hour to get it. 50 00:04:16,390 --> 00:04:18,829 What's the matter with you, putting hedge of an act and slug nutty all day? 51 00:04:19,050 --> 00:04:21,209 It's Gertie. She's going to have... That's wonderful. 52 00:04:21,850 --> 00:04:24,330 When do you expect it? Any minute. That's why I'm so upset. 53 00:04:24,670 --> 00:04:28,590 No fooling. Why didn't you tell us? But you see, I... I know. You're broke. 54 00:04:29,210 --> 00:04:30,230 Flat as a flugie. 55 00:04:31,010 --> 00:04:31,809 That's bad. 56 00:04:31,810 --> 00:04:33,630 We've got to figure out a way to get some money and get it quick. 57 00:04:33,870 --> 00:04:35,970 Oh, thanks, Moe. You're welcome. Okay, I... 58 00:04:59,270 --> 00:05:01,350 Is this Susquehanna 2 -2 -2 -2? 59 00:05:01,610 --> 00:05:02,610 2 -2 -2 -2. 60 00:05:03,030 --> 00:05:04,570 What do you think you're doing, playing trains? 61 00:05:04,990 --> 00:05:06,770 Oh, I love to play trains. 62 00:05:08,890 --> 00:05:14,130 Why don't you get a toupee with some brains in it? 63 00:05:15,870 --> 00:05:21,810 I want to speak to Dr. Zilla, Zella, or Zala. This is an important case. 64 00:05:22,070 --> 00:05:24,810 We'll pay any price if they'll come over immediately. Money is no object. 65 00:05:25,210 --> 00:05:26,490 We'll be there in a flash in the flesh. 66 00:05:29,520 --> 00:05:30,520 What are we supposed to do? 67 00:05:31,080 --> 00:05:34,700 You're Zilla. You're Zilla. And I'm Dr. Zala. Oh, glad to meet you, Doctor. 68 00:05:34,940 --> 00:05:37,440 Hiya, son. Now, listen, Doc. I'm in trouble with T .S. 69 00:05:37,740 --> 00:05:40,880 What do you mean, T .S.? Two stomachs. Stick out your tongue. 70 00:05:41,460 --> 00:05:44,940 There's an impatient patient waiting. Come on. Wait a minute. Don't be 71 00:05:44,940 --> 00:05:45,940 impatient. 72 00:05:45,960 --> 00:05:46,960 Listen, darling. 73 00:05:47,160 --> 00:05:48,160 Wait. 74 00:05:49,080 --> 00:05:52,640 Sherry, you can't run out on your guests like this again. But, darling, I'm 75 00:05:52,640 --> 00:05:56,200 bored. I'm only going for a short ride in a submarine. I'll be back in a day or 76 00:05:56,200 --> 00:05:57,320 two. Tell them all to wait. 77 00:05:57,560 --> 00:05:58,560 But, Sherry... 78 00:06:07,120 --> 00:06:08,400 Mr. Rumsfeld, are you looking for someone? 79 00:06:08,620 --> 00:06:10,400 I'm Zilla. I'm Zilla. I'm Zola. 80 00:06:11,480 --> 00:06:12,480 Stick out your tongue. 81 00:06:12,860 --> 00:06:14,180 Say ah with your mouth closed. 82 00:06:14,500 --> 00:06:15,500 Ah. Ah. 83 00:06:17,280 --> 00:06:18,280 Rats. 84 00:06:18,900 --> 00:06:19,900 This is serious. 85 00:06:19,940 --> 00:06:20,940 You're wrong, gentlemen. 86 00:06:21,120 --> 00:06:22,740 It's strictly a case of latkes and pippings. 87 00:06:27,260 --> 00:06:28,520 I'm not the patient. It's Mrs. 88 00:06:28,760 --> 00:06:29,760 Rumsfeld. Oh. 89 00:06:29,880 --> 00:06:30,880 How do you do, madam? 90 00:06:31,320 --> 00:06:32,380 I'll see here, sherry. 91 00:07:03,980 --> 00:07:06,820 Now, let me tell you a little bit about sherry. Oh, don't bother. I'll take 92 00:07:06,820 --> 00:07:09,660 scotch. Make mine rye. I'll take gin smothered in bourbon. 93 00:07:33,320 --> 00:07:34,500 It's used to make it fizzy. 94 00:07:34,760 --> 00:07:36,140 Boy, even the rum ought to help some. 95 00:07:39,620 --> 00:07:41,020 Help! Help! 96 00:07:41,720 --> 00:07:43,620 Order. No, hay fever. 97 00:07:43,880 --> 00:07:44,920 Oh, we... 98 00:07:44,920 --> 00:07:51,840 Hey, 99 00:07:51,960 --> 00:07:52,960 here's some new kind of liquor. 100 00:07:53,600 --> 00:07:54,600 Worcestershire. 101 00:08:15,720 --> 00:08:17,460 You shouldn't handle dangerous weapons. Give me that. 102 00:08:17,680 --> 00:08:18,539 I will not. 103 00:08:18,540 --> 00:08:19,540 Let me have it. 104 00:08:24,740 --> 00:08:25,740 Look. 105 00:08:26,900 --> 00:08:27,900 It's boiling. 106 00:08:27,980 --> 00:08:28,980 It must be done. 107 00:08:40,419 --> 00:08:41,760 A marvelous accomplishment. 108 00:08:42,100 --> 00:08:43,100 A prodigious achievement. 109 00:08:46,160 --> 00:08:47,880 Will you be good enough to look my wife over now? 110 00:08:48,080 --> 00:08:49,340 A pleasure. This way. 111 00:08:50,140 --> 00:08:52,520 The doctor's going to look you over, dear. Oh, goody. 112 00:08:52,940 --> 00:08:54,620 Now, we shall test your reflex first. 113 00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:56,000 Okay, doctor. 114 00:08:59,220 --> 00:09:04,560 This is the way a normal reflex should act. 115 00:09:07,760 --> 00:09:12,100 I beg your pardon. 116 00:09:12,560 --> 00:09:14,840 Oh, you don't have to apologize. You can't help if you're crazy. 117 00:09:25,960 --> 00:09:26,980 Trouble is, you've got no light. 118 00:10:39,210 --> 00:10:41,350 especially corned beef and cabbage. Oh, isn't he funny? 119 00:10:43,550 --> 00:10:44,550 What's all the fuss? 120 00:10:44,750 --> 00:10:46,750 I believe I dropped my serviette. 121 00:10:47,330 --> 00:10:48,990 Well, just keep seated. Nobody will notice it. 122 00:11:19,880 --> 00:11:20,719 Biscuit, madame? 123 00:11:20,720 --> 00:11:21,720 No, thank you. 124 00:11:22,880 --> 00:11:24,480 Sir? Quiet! 125 00:11:25,360 --> 00:11:26,360 Biscuit, sir? 126 00:11:26,400 --> 00:11:27,400 Oh, sweetening! 127 00:11:32,300 --> 00:11:33,300 Biscuit, sir? 128 00:11:42,960 --> 00:11:45,200 Hey, where's your Emily Post? 129 00:11:54,730 --> 00:11:55,730 biscuits. 130 00:13:07,340 --> 00:13:08,840 to me, so I don't know which is the head or the tail. 131 00:13:12,500 --> 00:13:14,360 Quiet now, quiet. 132 00:13:16,740 --> 00:13:23,380 This thing can't lick me. 133 00:14:41,680 --> 00:14:44,180 Why you... I'm sorry. Don't throw it. 134 00:15:47,920 --> 00:15:48,920 your fault, Joe. 135 00:16:44,940 --> 00:16:47,860 My wife's still enjoying herself before she changes her mind. Believe me, I'm 136 00:16:47,860 --> 00:16:50,220 grateful. Will about $1 ,500 do? 137 00:16:50,440 --> 00:16:51,660 Oh, that's just right. Thanks. 9789