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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:38,280 --> 00:00:39,300 My dogs are killing me. 2 00:00:39,500 --> 00:00:41,620 Well, mine ain't exactly wagging a tail for joy. 3 00:00:41,980 --> 00:00:45,680 Then we don't find a job. I'm so hungry I could eat a skunk. Raw. 4 00:00:46,520 --> 00:00:47,520 Look. 5 00:00:52,520 --> 00:00:53,520 A banquet. 6 00:00:53,900 --> 00:00:55,040 What are we waiting for? 7 00:01:24,940 --> 00:01:26,520 Hey, he's got the ball. Oh, that's right. 8 00:01:27,800 --> 00:01:30,540 Hey, Larry, quick, pass it. Larry, pass it. 9 00:01:32,040 --> 00:01:33,040 I got it. 10 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:37,240 What'd you throw it so high for? Now you wrecked it. You know I can't. 11 00:01:42,460 --> 00:01:43,960 What's the idea of dropping a thing? 12 00:02:09,190 --> 00:02:11,690 Are you guys salesmen? That's fine. Come on, we got a job. 13 00:02:13,330 --> 00:02:14,770 Your troubles are over. Here we are. 14 00:02:15,570 --> 00:02:17,370 Three of the best salesmen that ever sailed. 15 00:02:19,090 --> 00:02:20,830 Got a piece of bacon in your pocket? Why? 16 00:02:21,070 --> 00:02:22,730 You keep him busy, I'll get some eggs for breakfast. 17 00:02:23,710 --> 00:02:26,390 You try that and I'll crack your head like an eggshell. Come on. 18 00:02:27,410 --> 00:02:28,590 You men ever sold anything? 19 00:02:28,930 --> 00:02:30,730 Why, certainly. Anything we could lay our hands on. 20 00:02:30,930 --> 00:02:32,370 The gentleman says sold, not stole. 21 00:02:32,630 --> 00:02:33,710 Oh, I misunderstood him. Pardon me. 22 00:02:33,970 --> 00:02:34,970 Well, what do we sell? 23 00:02:35,310 --> 00:02:36,870 Memberships in the canvas -backed duck club. 24 00:02:37,150 --> 00:02:38,150 Canvas -backed... 25 00:02:38,510 --> 00:02:41,430 a fighter. That's what they call me. I was on the canvas so much. I used to 26 00:02:41,430 --> 00:02:44,990 stand like that. Not for long. And then my footwork and the rosin in my eye. 27 00:02:45,130 --> 00:02:46,270 Canvas. See that? 28 00:02:47,970 --> 00:02:49,890 Gentlemen, gentlemen, listen to me. 29 00:02:50,110 --> 00:02:53,010 With this proposition, you can't go wrong. Remember this, boys. 30 00:02:53,370 --> 00:02:56,970 Every red -blooded man is a potential hunter at heart. Why, there's one in 31 00:02:56,970 --> 00:03:00,370 office. That's right, boys. All you have to do is appeal to the primitive in 32 00:03:00,370 --> 00:03:01,650 them, and you can't go wrong. 33 00:03:01,910 --> 00:03:05,030 And for every membership you sell, you get 10 % of $50. 34 00:03:05,330 --> 00:03:06,330 Think of it. 35 00:03:06,570 --> 00:03:07,570 10%. 36 00:03:07,700 --> 00:03:08,700 Think of it. Ten percent. 37 00:03:09,040 --> 00:03:09,918 Oh, boy. 38 00:03:09,920 --> 00:03:10,920 Three dollars. 39 00:03:11,520 --> 00:03:12,520 Gentlemen, 40 00:03:13,620 --> 00:03:15,220 you're on your way to success. 41 00:03:15,540 --> 00:03:19,020 We're glad to have you with us. And you, too. Let me be the first to 42 00:03:19,020 --> 00:03:20,020 congratulate you. 43 00:03:20,180 --> 00:03:21,180 And you. 44 00:03:43,260 --> 00:03:44,580 Come on, start selling. 45 00:03:44,860 --> 00:03:45,860 Who are we going to sell to? 46 00:03:46,080 --> 00:03:49,560 Every red -blooded he -man is a potentate hunter. There's one in every 47 00:03:49,840 --> 00:03:52,160 That's right. I'll go this way. I'll go that way. I'll go that way. 48 00:03:56,060 --> 00:03:57,840 Spread out, remember. 49 00:03:58,160 --> 00:03:59,500 Ducks is ducks and cash is king. 50 00:03:59,720 --> 00:04:02,760 And never the twain shall meet. Go on, start selling like I told you. Don't 51 00:04:02,760 --> 00:04:03,760 no for an answer. No, sir. 52 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:06,980 Look out, look out. You want a duck? Look out, now. Don't do that. Don't do 53 00:04:06,980 --> 00:04:08,100 that. Ducks, ducks. 54 00:04:08,320 --> 00:04:09,320 Who wants to buy some ducks? 55 00:04:09,480 --> 00:04:10,480 Is your blood red? 56 00:04:10,730 --> 00:04:12,930 Are you a potent hunter? All you need is a prime appeal. 57 00:04:13,230 --> 00:04:15,190 What about a duck? There's one in every office. 58 00:04:15,450 --> 00:04:16,490 Hey, remember me? 59 00:04:17,670 --> 00:04:20,010 Your face looks familiar, but I don't know where to put it. 60 00:04:20,290 --> 00:04:21,810 Yeah. I'm your boss. 61 00:04:22,570 --> 00:04:23,570 What a coincidence. 62 00:04:23,790 --> 00:04:25,130 I knew I saw you someplace before. 63 00:04:25,990 --> 00:04:29,170 Is that a proposition or is that a proposition? 64 00:04:29,510 --> 00:04:30,530 You can't go wrong, pal. 65 00:04:30,750 --> 00:04:32,330 I don't want any ducks. 66 00:04:32,630 --> 00:04:33,630 But listen, buddy. 67 00:04:33,650 --> 00:04:34,650 No ducks. 68 00:04:34,990 --> 00:04:35,990 No ducks. 69 00:04:36,210 --> 00:04:36,889 No ducks. 70 00:04:36,890 --> 00:04:38,050 Can't we appeal to your privilege? 71 00:04:38,920 --> 00:04:41,200 Only 50 bucks misses a chance of a lifetime. 72 00:04:41,560 --> 00:04:43,220 I don't eat ducks. 73 00:04:43,480 --> 00:04:44,560 I'm a vegetarian. 74 00:04:45,560 --> 00:04:48,360 Well, eat the vegetables, see? And leave the duck. Come on. 75 00:05:37,210 --> 00:05:40,850 You muscle -bound porcupine you would throw a pass and let a cop intercept it 76 00:05:40,850 --> 00:05:41,850 with his head 77 00:05:42,030 --> 00:05:44,170 I didn't say nothing. Well, that's for what you were thinking. 78 00:05:45,150 --> 00:05:46,150 My mind's a blank. 79 00:05:48,390 --> 00:05:49,390 We're surrounded. Come on. 80 00:05:51,270 --> 00:05:52,270 Yes, 81 00:05:54,830 --> 00:05:55,830 this is the chief of police. 82 00:05:56,370 --> 00:06:00,150 No, I don't want to be disturbed by anyone except the mayor. When he comes, 83 00:06:00,150 --> 00:06:00,889 him in. 84 00:06:00,890 --> 00:06:01,890 Thanks. 85 00:06:05,850 --> 00:06:06,910 What is this? 86 00:06:08,010 --> 00:06:09,130 A chance of a lifetime. 87 00:06:09,450 --> 00:06:10,830 You're about to join a duck club. 88 00:06:11,120 --> 00:06:14,120 Not today. I'm busy. Get out. Get out. Now, listen, fella. Relax. 89 00:06:14,980 --> 00:06:15,980 Imagine it's dawn. 90 00:06:16,160 --> 00:06:17,980 You're waiting for the sunrise on the lake. 91 00:06:18,220 --> 00:06:20,040 A duck is calling his mate from the Tuleys. 92 00:06:21,400 --> 00:06:24,360 Yeah, I hear it. Now they leave the water. Quick, get down. 93 00:06:26,220 --> 00:06:28,180 They're coming closer. I can hear the rustling wings. 94 00:06:31,560 --> 00:06:32,560 They're coming within range. 95 00:06:32,820 --> 00:06:33,820 Big, fat ones. 96 00:06:34,220 --> 00:06:35,340 Now they're circling overhead. 97 00:06:35,660 --> 00:06:36,780 They're setting their wings to land. 98 00:06:37,020 --> 00:06:39,420 They're coming down. Get your gun ready. They're right in front of you. 99 00:06:41,090 --> 00:06:42,090 Fire! 100 00:06:43,170 --> 00:06:44,170 Oh, 101 00:06:44,890 --> 00:06:46,330 the mayor. 102 00:06:46,890 --> 00:06:47,509 The mayor? 103 00:06:47,510 --> 00:06:48,510 The mayor, boys. 104 00:06:48,890 --> 00:06:54,630 I still can't figure how those three saps sold those memberships so fast. Who 105 00:06:54,630 --> 00:06:56,750 cares? You heard them say on the phone they sold them and they're on the way 106 00:06:56,750 --> 00:06:57,509 here with the dough. 107 00:06:57,510 --> 00:06:59,170 And the minute we get the dough, we're going to scram town. 108 00:06:59,430 --> 00:07:00,430 Right. 109 00:07:01,190 --> 00:07:02,590 The cops, they're wise to us. 110 00:07:09,040 --> 00:07:10,720 Hey, boss, we sold all the memberships. Here's the dough. 111 00:07:11,160 --> 00:07:12,500 All in the same place, too. 112 00:07:12,880 --> 00:07:13,779 That's great. 113 00:07:13,780 --> 00:07:15,200 Who'd you sell them to? The police department. 114 00:07:15,600 --> 00:07:18,760 We even sold one to the chief and the mayor. We're going to see the governor 115 00:07:18,760 --> 00:07:19,760 tonight. The governor? 116 00:07:20,340 --> 00:07:22,920 We're going up to the club with the chief and the mayor. They're outside now 117 00:07:22,920 --> 00:07:23,960 waiting for us. Like to meet them? 118 00:07:24,200 --> 00:07:26,860 No, we're too busy. We'll meet them up at the club in the morning. 119 00:07:27,420 --> 00:07:29,280 Okay, give us our commission. We'll get out of here. 120 00:07:29,900 --> 00:07:32,740 Well, we're kind of short of cash. We'll bring your commission to the club. 121 00:07:32,980 --> 00:07:35,520 Not that we don't trust you, but could you give us an IOU? 122 00:07:36,700 --> 00:07:38,020 Sure, we'll give you an IOU. 123 00:07:43,690 --> 00:07:44,970 10%. Now sign right here. 124 00:07:46,690 --> 00:07:50,030 Thanks. Hey, you're not going to let him get away with that, are you? 125 00:07:50,690 --> 00:07:52,030 Oh, a wise guy, eh? 126 00:07:52,410 --> 00:07:53,410 Give me back my pencil. 127 00:08:44,280 --> 00:08:45,280 Absolutely correct. 128 00:08:46,220 --> 00:08:49,480 Hmm, must be another customer. I think it's Blackie and Doyle. Maybe they got 129 00:08:49,480 --> 00:08:50,480 our money. 130 00:08:53,760 --> 00:08:54,880 Oh, poor Revere. 131 00:08:55,140 --> 00:08:57,580 Just passing. Thought the old club was haunted. 132 00:08:57,860 --> 00:09:01,440 Nobody been around here in goodness knows when. Fine, that should make the 133 00:09:01,440 --> 00:09:02,239 hunting better. 134 00:09:02,240 --> 00:09:03,240 Duck hunting? 135 00:09:03,440 --> 00:09:04,780 Why, man, they ain't been... 136 00:09:18,220 --> 00:09:20,080 There'll be ducks, and you guys will get 20 years. 137 00:09:20,380 --> 00:09:23,500 Oh, don't mind that old bird. He's cuckoo, Chief. Sure, we'll go right out, 138 00:09:23,600 --> 00:09:25,120 Chief, and make sure there's plenty of ducks. Yeah. 139 00:09:25,760 --> 00:09:29,860 Hey, and don't try any funny stuff, because you can't get away from the 140 00:09:29,860 --> 00:09:32,980 department. Certainly, old Chief, you old kid, old Chief, old kid. We'll be 141 00:09:32,980 --> 00:09:34,000 in a quack with a quack. 142 00:09:34,500 --> 00:09:36,180 And I do mean quack. No! 143 00:09:37,440 --> 00:09:38,500 This is a fine mess. 144 00:09:39,120 --> 00:09:40,420 What we got to do is get some ducks. 145 00:09:41,040 --> 00:09:41,959 I got it. 146 00:09:41,960 --> 00:09:44,200 Go get me some duck eggs. I'll sit on them and hatch them. 147 00:09:45,080 --> 00:09:48,120 We can't wait that long. Go on out and rustle up some ducks and hurry up. 148 00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:50,000 Hurry up! 149 00:09:52,980 --> 00:09:54,840 Listen, porcupine, I got an idea. 150 00:09:55,080 --> 00:09:56,080 Get these decoys. 151 00:10:11,850 --> 00:10:14,510 All right, wise guy. You said there was ducks. Where are they? Now, don't get 152 00:10:14,510 --> 00:10:16,730 excited, chiefie. You get ready to shoot. I'll call them. 153 00:10:27,550 --> 00:10:28,910 Ducks. You better watch for them. 154 00:10:47,560 --> 00:10:51,360 What do you mean you got him? Well, I certainly... Oh, no, you got him there. 155 00:10:54,620 --> 00:10:57,500 It's working all right. Now if that puddin' head'll only find some ducks. We 156 00:10:57,500 --> 00:10:59,500 can't hold out much longer. This is the last one. 157 00:10:59,860 --> 00:11:00,920 Quit stalling. Let her go. 158 00:11:05,200 --> 00:11:06,200 Remind me to kill you later. 159 00:11:08,260 --> 00:11:10,040 Here, blow up one of these rubber decoys. 160 00:11:11,280 --> 00:11:12,900 You ought to tear your esophagus out. 161 00:11:34,600 --> 00:11:35,600 What is this, a gag? 162 00:11:35,820 --> 00:11:36,820 It better not be. 163 00:11:36,840 --> 00:11:38,980 They're Heptoids, and that nitwit had it decided. 164 00:11:39,260 --> 00:11:40,520 We better sway him. Come on. 165 00:11:44,220 --> 00:11:45,660 Cut out that quacking penny. 166 00:11:46,100 --> 00:11:47,180 Are you sure? 167 00:11:47,380 --> 00:11:48,380 Yeah. 168 00:12:28,460 --> 00:12:31,440 Well, I figured if he could pipe rats pie -eyed, then I could pipe... 169 00:15:24,930 --> 00:15:30,450 There they are Sam Those 170 00:15:30,450 --> 00:15:34,630 guys are all right hear that come on 171 00:15:39,400 --> 00:15:42,020 Those ducks will cost you $5 each. 172 00:15:42,240 --> 00:15:43,240 What do you mean? 173 00:15:43,360 --> 00:15:44,480 Well, they're my prize ducks. 174 00:15:44,980 --> 00:15:47,140 Those ducks have been stolen from me. 12550