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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:31,980 --> 00:00:33,000 How many? Three. 2 00:00:34,520 --> 00:00:35,520 I'll take the same. 3 00:00:37,600 --> 00:00:38,600 I bet two. 4 00:00:40,440 --> 00:00:42,560 I'll see those two, and I'll raise you five. 5 00:00:44,120 --> 00:00:46,320 I'd better win today. I haven't had breakfast in a week. 6 00:00:46,640 --> 00:00:48,400 Well, the best man always wins. 7 00:00:49,400 --> 00:00:50,400 Well, there's four. 8 00:00:51,260 --> 00:00:52,620 Hey, I need some more chips. 9 00:00:56,880 --> 00:00:58,880 Hurry up with those chips. 10 00:01:01,580 --> 00:01:02,580 I'm making chips for you guys. 11 00:01:03,120 --> 00:01:04,980 I got to get busy for my radio contest. 12 00:01:07,400 --> 00:01:10,580 Roses are red and violets are blue. 13 00:01:11,080 --> 00:01:13,920 Try stick fast glue and you'll be stuck too. 14 00:01:14,140 --> 00:01:15,018 I got it. 15 00:01:15,020 --> 00:01:17,380 Oh, boy, if I get the best one, I'll make a lot of money. 16 00:01:17,680 --> 00:01:18,680 Oh, 17 00:01:19,520 --> 00:01:22,260 you're crazy. You've been sending those things in for weeks. Nobody ever wins 18 00:01:22,260 --> 00:01:26,240 those. Yeah, why don't you play cards and improve your mind? What there is of 19 00:01:26,240 --> 00:01:27,240 it. 20 00:01:32,040 --> 00:01:33,040 See the money I get. 21 00:01:34,580 --> 00:01:36,260 There's that chip I call. What do you got? 22 00:01:36,720 --> 00:01:37,720 Just four acres. 23 00:01:38,680 --> 00:01:40,160 And me with four kings again. 24 00:01:40,580 --> 00:01:41,980 Well, it must be beginner's luck. 25 00:01:42,320 --> 00:01:45,240 I can't understand it. Every day you have beginner's luck. 26 00:01:45,660 --> 00:01:47,000 Well, it's just one of those things. 27 00:01:48,040 --> 00:01:52,440 If you want to cheat, cheat fair. Anything I hate is a crooked crook. 28 00:02:01,640 --> 00:02:02,640 My beginner's luck. 29 00:02:46,960 --> 00:02:47,960 a minute. Come here. 30 00:02:55,260 --> 00:02:57,580 Maybe it's something I ate. Sure, it's those pancakes. 31 00:02:58,000 --> 00:02:59,120 Oh, not my pancakes. 32 00:03:02,380 --> 00:03:08,540 I admit the pancakes ain't so good, but the syrup is delicious. 33 00:04:28,970 --> 00:04:30,010 Why don't you think of this, useless? 34 00:04:34,750 --> 00:04:36,590 There you are. 35 00:04:37,010 --> 00:04:41,850 Why don't you hold still? Now I've got to start all over again. I'll get that 36 00:04:41,850 --> 00:04:42,749 thing yet. 37 00:04:42,750 --> 00:04:44,090 Yeah, those teeth hold out. 38 00:05:02,060 --> 00:05:04,560 It's a good thing it's time for the coffee -nailed cigarette program, all 39 00:05:05,960 --> 00:05:08,280 That concludes the musical portion of our program. 40 00:05:08,500 --> 00:05:12,340 And now, ladies and gentlemen, the winner of the coffee -nailed cigarette 41 00:05:12,340 --> 00:05:18,620 contest. The first prize of $50 ,000 goes to Mr. Curly Howard of 1122 42 00:05:18,620 --> 00:05:20,920 Lilyflower Terrace, New York City. 43 00:05:21,260 --> 00:05:23,300 Who did you say? Curly Howard. 44 00:05:23,580 --> 00:05:24,580 Oh! 45 00:05:35,400 --> 00:05:36,840 Go places and buy things. Come on. 46 00:06:13,960 --> 00:06:15,620 is valued at $5 ,000. 47 00:06:18,100 --> 00:06:19,100 Now, over here. 48 00:06:20,540 --> 00:06:24,060 This bed goes back to Henry VIII. That's nothing. We had a bed that went back to 49 00:06:24,060 --> 00:06:25,060 C .S. Roebuck III. 50 00:06:25,260 --> 00:06:26,260 Hmm. 51 00:06:27,160 --> 00:06:28,160 Always kidding. 52 00:06:29,760 --> 00:06:33,440 And now, gentlemen, if there's anything more, I will gladly serve you 53 00:06:33,440 --> 00:06:34,780 personally. Good day. 54 00:06:46,800 --> 00:06:49,940 That's a horse trough. Horse trough. Rowboat. In a hotel? 55 00:06:50,440 --> 00:06:52,260 That's a bathtub, you imbeciles. 56 00:06:52,800 --> 00:06:53,800 Go take a bath. 57 00:06:54,180 --> 00:06:55,440 But it ain't spring yet. 58 00:06:55,860 --> 00:06:56,860 Oh, yes, it is. 59 00:06:56,980 --> 00:06:58,280 See the pretty grass? Where? 60 00:07:01,540 --> 00:07:02,540 You're next. 61 00:07:02,600 --> 00:07:03,600 But I had a bath. 62 00:07:03,900 --> 00:07:08,100 When? July 4th, 1910. I was too young to fight about it then. 63 00:07:08,380 --> 00:07:09,700 What are you going to do about it now? 64 00:07:10,080 --> 00:07:11,080 Take a bath. 65 00:07:17,680 --> 00:07:19,340 the upper part, you get less air. Yeah. 66 00:07:21,040 --> 00:07:22,200 How am I going to get up there? 67 00:07:22,840 --> 00:07:23,840 Where's the ladder? 68 00:07:23,940 --> 00:07:24,940 I... Oh! 69 00:07:29,740 --> 00:07:36,740 I ought to be able to 70 00:07:36,740 --> 00:07:38,740 sleep up here for a week. This bed is so soft. 71 00:07:39,020 --> 00:07:40,220 Leave me a call for Wednesday, will you? 72 00:08:08,240 --> 00:08:13,180 trying to do break my neck your neck look at my head it is broke so it is 73 00:08:13,180 --> 00:08:18,000 fix it oh thanks oh 74 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:25,860 sody 75 00:08:25,860 --> 00:08:32,520 pop oh uh here uh hear what i have to tell you 76 00:08:32,520 --> 00:08:33,799 he's going to give you a tip 77 00:08:49,130 --> 00:08:51,870 Could you tell me which room is occupied by the gentleman who won the cigarette 78 00:08:51,870 --> 00:08:54,550 contest? That room at the end, miss. Thank you. 79 00:08:59,930 --> 00:09:05,310 Gee, kids, we're in luck. That $50 ,000 is down the hall just waiting for Mama. 80 00:09:05,430 --> 00:09:06,430 Oh, that's swell. 81 00:09:06,450 --> 00:09:10,970 Now see if we've got it right. We pretend we're three rich widows. We meet 82 00:09:10,970 --> 00:09:14,150 goofs, make them propose to us, and marry them. Right. Then we get their 83 00:09:14,150 --> 00:09:15,430 and give them the ozone. 84 00:09:16,190 --> 00:09:18,910 That's what the hotel manager will give us if we don't get some dough. 85 00:09:21,070 --> 00:09:24,310 All right, Darwin, now you go next door and get locked, and we'll come and find 86 00:09:24,310 --> 00:09:25,470 you. Come along. 87 00:09:53,200 --> 00:09:54,200 That one sounds flat. 88 00:09:54,340 --> 00:09:55,340 Try another. 89 00:09:57,220 --> 00:09:58,540 I'll sharpen this one up. 90 00:10:26,220 --> 00:10:27,280 I'm seeing gorillas. 91 00:10:27,840 --> 00:10:29,260 Don't look at me when you say that. 92 00:10:29,500 --> 00:10:30,500 I got the DTs. 93 00:10:30,720 --> 00:10:33,140 I'm seeing gorillas, I tell you. Ah, you're crazy. 94 00:10:34,540 --> 00:10:36,680 The joint's haunted. Look, the pants are walking. 95 00:10:36,920 --> 00:10:37,920 Maybe it's ants. 96 00:10:38,720 --> 00:10:40,040 What's going on around here? 97 00:10:40,280 --> 00:10:41,900 His pants are walking and he ain't in them. 98 00:10:42,380 --> 00:10:43,900 Ah, you guys have been drinking. 99 00:10:44,140 --> 00:10:45,160 Pants are walking around. 100 00:10:45,440 --> 00:10:47,660 Ow! My pants bit me. 101 00:10:48,580 --> 00:10:49,580 We'd better kill him. 102 00:10:55,370 --> 00:10:56,370 $5 ,000 gadget. 103 00:10:56,830 --> 00:10:57,830 Here's a board. 104 00:10:57,930 --> 00:10:58,930 Give me that. 105 00:11:02,830 --> 00:11:05,890 Why don't you bring me a softer board? 106 00:11:07,050 --> 00:11:08,610 Come in. Come in. 107 00:11:09,950 --> 00:11:10,950 Gentlemen, 108 00:11:11,890 --> 00:11:13,370 this registered letter just arrived. 109 00:11:13,630 --> 00:11:14,790 I thought it might be important. 110 00:11:15,030 --> 00:11:16,750 Thanks. It's the prize money. 111 00:11:17,130 --> 00:11:19,750 What? What's happened here? My bed. 112 00:11:45,710 --> 00:11:46,990 They'll put us in jail. 113 00:11:48,650 --> 00:11:49,910 Did he say jail? 114 00:11:50,410 --> 00:11:51,410 No, Yale. 115 00:11:51,550 --> 00:11:54,370 He's got a brother in college with two heads. They got him in a bottle. 116 00:11:56,190 --> 00:11:58,030 What's the matter? Is there something wrong? 117 00:11:58,370 --> 00:12:00,250 No. The figure's staggering me. 118 00:12:01,350 --> 00:12:03,070 And so will your bill. 119 00:12:05,730 --> 00:12:06,730 Hey, fellas. 120 00:12:07,310 --> 00:12:08,310 Get up, you fellas. 121 00:12:08,390 --> 00:12:09,730 This is a fine time to take a nap. 122 00:12:09,990 --> 00:12:10,629 Is he gone? 123 00:12:10,630 --> 00:12:12,370 Yes, he's gone. We've got to do something quick. 124 00:12:13,439 --> 00:12:14,439 Hey. Hey. 125 00:12:16,980 --> 00:12:19,420 They'll put us in jail for this. We've got to get out of here quick. Come on. 126 00:12:20,860 --> 00:12:22,720 There's something peculiar about those men in there. 127 00:12:22,960 --> 00:12:23,960 Keep your eye on them. 128 00:12:24,080 --> 00:12:26,220 I'm going down to make up a bill they'll never forget. 129 00:12:26,520 --> 00:12:27,520 All right, boss. 130 00:12:27,620 --> 00:12:28,620 What are we going to do now? 131 00:12:47,470 --> 00:12:48,169 What was that? 132 00:12:48,170 --> 00:12:50,250 Me no sabby. Me lone wolf. 133 00:12:50,470 --> 00:12:51,470 Me caught a lot of way. 134 00:12:59,790 --> 00:13:00,790 Help! 135 00:13:03,650 --> 00:13:04,650 Help! 136 00:13:28,680 --> 00:13:29,920 We're going to see the manager about this. 137 00:13:32,800 --> 00:13:36,040 Now, remember, girls, we've got to make them propose to us right away. 138 00:13:36,280 --> 00:13:38,580 Couldn't we just marry the money without them? 139 00:13:39,300 --> 00:13:40,720 Quiet, Cleopatra. 140 00:13:42,280 --> 00:13:44,420 It's that darn detective again. He won't go away. 141 00:13:44,740 --> 00:13:45,740 Oh, he won't, eh? 142 00:14:05,320 --> 00:14:09,380 Honest, girls, we're sorry. We're looking for our pet monkey. Have you 143 00:14:09,580 --> 00:14:11,440 Oh, so that's what's running around here. 144 00:14:11,880 --> 00:14:13,540 Say, what's that monkey got that I ain't got? 145 00:14:13,920 --> 00:14:14,920 A long a tail. 146 00:14:15,680 --> 00:14:16,680 Oh, 147 00:14:18,500 --> 00:14:23,140 I do hope he's not hurt. He's the only ray of sunshine left in the lives of 148 00:14:23,140 --> 00:14:24,420 three lowly widows. 149 00:14:25,860 --> 00:14:30,200 He's the only happiness we have with all our millions. 150 00:14:32,140 --> 00:14:33,220 Did you say millions? 151 00:14:34,480 --> 00:14:35,419 Just a few. 152 00:14:35,420 --> 00:14:38,280 And we're so, so lonely. 153 00:14:40,380 --> 00:14:42,100 Oh, what you girls need is a husband. 154 00:14:42,520 --> 00:14:44,420 Oh, this is so sad. 155 00:14:45,260 --> 00:14:46,260 Darling. 156 00:14:52,400 --> 00:14:54,460 You mean you'll marry us? With the millions? 157 00:14:54,800 --> 00:14:56,100 Yes. It's a deal. 158 00:14:56,640 --> 00:14:59,560 We're the monkeys you girls are looking for. Change those weeds for some glad 159 00:14:59,560 --> 00:15:01,840 rags. It won't take a minute. We'll be right back. 160 00:15:02,160 --> 00:15:03,880 You change your mind, we'll sue you for hapus corpus. 161 00:15:07,699 --> 00:15:10,300 Look at that monkey. He's got the letter. We'd better get it away from him 162 00:15:10,300 --> 00:15:11,500 before the girls find out we're pro. 163 00:15:14,700 --> 00:15:18,300 Well, we're rid of him. Hurry up, girls, before those suckers change their 164 00:15:18,300 --> 00:15:19,300 minds. 165 00:15:21,440 --> 00:15:23,020 Oh, look who it is, Darwin. 166 00:15:25,860 --> 00:15:30,200 How do you like those chislers double cropping us? Say, will I tell that mug 167 00:15:30,200 --> 00:15:33,520 something? We're going to pay those guys a visit. Come on. 168 00:15:39,370 --> 00:15:40,370 Let's use the fire escape. 169 00:15:40,570 --> 00:15:41,570 Right. 170 00:15:46,570 --> 00:15:48,230 It's the manager. Let's give him a reception. 171 00:15:49,930 --> 00:15:52,370 What I'll do to that guy with the sugar bowl haircut. 172 00:15:53,310 --> 00:15:54,730 Ready? Give. 173 00:15:56,830 --> 00:15:58,310 Oh, my. 174 00:15:58,570 --> 00:15:59,570 Gee, it's the girl. 175 00:15:59,710 --> 00:16:00,770 Oh, yes, it's us. 176 00:16:01,370 --> 00:16:04,390 We're sorry, girls. We didn't know it was you. Oh, that's quite all right. 177 00:16:04,670 --> 00:16:06,790 Gee, you're swell, dames. Give us a little kiss. 178 00:16:06,990 --> 00:16:07,990 Why? 12324