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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:00,820 --> 00:01:02,840 Oh, pardon, pardon, comrade. 2 00:01:03,360 --> 00:01:04,360 We, we, we, we, we. 3 00:01:04,720 --> 00:01:05,720 We what? 4 00:01:05,840 --> 00:01:09,320 We should be more careful what we do around here, chiseler. 5 00:01:12,649 --> 00:01:13,950 Gentlemen, my music. 6 00:01:22,490 --> 00:01:23,850 At last, it's finished. 7 00:01:24,130 --> 00:01:25,510 What? My masterpiece. 8 00:01:26,050 --> 00:01:27,450 Now all we got to do is sell it. 9 00:01:27,670 --> 00:01:30,590 Well, we'd better. We haven't got a dime and the landlord is threatening to 10 00:01:30,590 --> 00:01:33,430 throw us out. What is he talking about? We only own for eight months. 11 00:01:35,130 --> 00:01:39,110 First call for lunch. 12 00:01:39,430 --> 00:01:40,430 Boy, food. 13 00:01:40,680 --> 00:01:43,300 I'll take care of the frying pan. You set the table. I'll do the shopping. 14 00:01:47,680 --> 00:01:48,680 Hey, 15 00:01:49,680 --> 00:01:55,760 where'd you 16 00:01:55,760 --> 00:01:57,380 put the eggs? 17 00:01:57,680 --> 00:01:58,680 They're in the oven. 18 00:02:18,750 --> 00:02:20,150 Oh, pardon, pardon. 19 00:02:20,630 --> 00:02:21,690 Oh, oui, oui. 20 00:02:23,370 --> 00:02:24,370 Pardon, 21 00:02:24,550 --> 00:02:25,550 oui, oui, oui, oui. 22 00:02:26,290 --> 00:02:27,590 This ain't good enough for you, huh? 23 00:02:28,670 --> 00:02:29,670 I'll get you nothing. 24 00:02:32,510 --> 00:02:33,850 Hereafter, you'll do your own shopping. 25 00:03:13,940 --> 00:03:14,940 Home? 26 00:03:17,660 --> 00:03:18,820 Up there. He's gone. 27 00:03:19,560 --> 00:03:20,600 He didn't believe me. 28 00:03:26,380 --> 00:03:28,480 So, there is nobody home, huh? 29 00:03:30,480 --> 00:03:34,380 I have asked you for the rent for the last time. You will pay me now, or you 30 00:03:34,380 --> 00:03:35,359 to the Bastille. 31 00:03:35,360 --> 00:03:36,380 Oh, Mr. Giggie, not that. 32 00:03:36,700 --> 00:03:38,060 I promise we'll pay every sou. 33 00:03:38,300 --> 00:03:39,580 I just finished my masterpiece. 34 00:03:39,960 --> 00:03:41,200 Come on, I'll show it to you, Giggie, old boy. 35 00:03:43,560 --> 00:03:44,620 And what you call this? 36 00:03:45,140 --> 00:03:48,840 I should call the maid on a night out winding a grandfather's clock with her 37 00:03:48,840 --> 00:03:49,840 left hand. 38 00:03:51,340 --> 00:03:52,340 Masterpiece. 39 00:03:52,580 --> 00:03:53,580 Fooey. 40 00:03:53,860 --> 00:03:54,920 What do you mean, fooey? 41 00:03:55,460 --> 00:03:57,320 This will be worth a fortune after I'm dead. 42 00:03:57,580 --> 00:03:59,480 I should kill you now and find out. 43 00:04:00,720 --> 00:04:02,260 Can't you take a joke? I was only kidding. 44 00:04:02,500 --> 00:04:03,700 But I am not kidding. 45 00:05:07,310 --> 00:05:09,750 eating no place to sleep. I'm so hungry I could eat a gin dummy. 46 00:05:10,030 --> 00:05:12,950 Yeah, if we were back in America, at least we could join the WPA. 47 00:05:13,310 --> 00:05:14,310 Or the YWCA. 48 00:05:15,190 --> 00:05:16,190 Look. 49 00:05:18,470 --> 00:05:19,309 Foreign Legion. 50 00:05:19,310 --> 00:05:21,390 That's probably the French branch of the American Legion. 51 00:05:21,690 --> 00:05:24,530 And when they find out we belong to the American Legion, they'll send us home in 52 00:05:24,530 --> 00:05:25,530 a tank. 53 00:05:45,060 --> 00:05:46,280 Yeah, we want to go home. 54 00:05:47,180 --> 00:05:48,880 Home? Yeah, both. 55 00:05:54,840 --> 00:05:55,840 Home. 56 00:05:57,080 --> 00:06:01,780 We're going to get it. 57 00:06:02,060 --> 00:06:03,080 He's going to give it to us. 58 00:06:04,840 --> 00:06:05,840 What up? 59 00:06:05,940 --> 00:06:07,820 Oh, I get it. He wants us to sign an IOU. 60 00:06:08,100 --> 00:06:09,260 Come on, what have we got to lose? 61 00:06:09,520 --> 00:06:10,840 Why don't you say so in the first place? 62 00:06:19,760 --> 00:06:20,760 Congratulations, gentlemen. 63 00:06:20,920 --> 00:06:22,980 What did you say? 64 00:06:23,600 --> 00:06:25,240 I say, congratulations. 65 00:06:26,040 --> 00:06:27,560 You just joined the army. 66 00:06:27,840 --> 00:06:30,840 Oh, no, we didn't. I beg your pardon, sir. My mother didn't raise me to be a 67 00:06:30,840 --> 00:06:31,840 soldier. 68 00:06:49,200 --> 00:06:50,240 It shall be done, Captain. 69 00:06:51,900 --> 00:06:52,900 Attention! 70 00:06:55,300 --> 00:07:02,300 The natives have threatened Captain Gorgonzola. I want you men to guard him 71 00:07:02,300 --> 00:07:04,260 with your life. Let no one enter this tent. 72 00:07:04,600 --> 00:07:06,880 You've got nothing to worry about, Captain. You're as safe as though you 73 00:07:06,880 --> 00:07:07,880 your mother's arms with us here. 74 00:07:08,380 --> 00:07:09,380 Thank you, men. 75 00:07:09,480 --> 00:07:10,700 I'm depending upon you. 76 00:07:23,400 --> 00:07:25,700 bayonets. Draw that bayonet. 77 00:07:26,260 --> 00:07:27,480 I can't. It's stuck. 78 00:07:31,820 --> 00:07:36,720 You'd better replace bayonets. 79 00:07:37,920 --> 00:07:38,920 Shoulder, Holmes. 80 00:07:39,120 --> 00:07:41,100 About face. Forward, march. 81 00:08:35,980 --> 00:08:36,980 The captain's been kidnapped. 82 00:08:37,380 --> 00:08:38,820 Kidnapped? The captain. 83 00:08:39,080 --> 00:08:39,899 Where's the captain? 84 00:08:39,900 --> 00:08:41,080 Here, captain. Call the captain. 85 00:08:41,460 --> 00:08:42,460 Call the captain. 86 00:08:42,720 --> 00:08:43,720 Attention. 87 00:08:45,020 --> 00:08:46,520 Why didn't you guard the captain? 88 00:08:47,340 --> 00:08:48,580 Why didn't you guard the captain? 89 00:08:49,080 --> 00:08:50,220 Why didn't you guard the captain? 90 00:08:50,480 --> 00:08:54,440 Why didn't you guard the... You will face a firing squad for this. 91 00:08:54,700 --> 00:08:56,360 Sergeant, give us another chance. 92 00:08:56,640 --> 00:08:59,180 We'll save the captain. Honestly, we will. Remember, your mother and my 93 00:08:59,180 --> 00:09:00,099 are both mothers. 94 00:09:00,100 --> 00:09:01,100 On his father's side. 95 00:09:02,100 --> 00:09:04,380 I shouldn't do this, but I'll give you one more chance. 96 00:09:04,840 --> 00:09:07,960 But if you fail... Don't worry. I bet you buck we bring him back alive. 97 00:09:08,480 --> 00:09:13,780 All right. But you must disguise, as no white man has ever entered the domain of 98 00:09:13,780 --> 00:09:15,000 Simmons. Simmons? 99 00:09:15,480 --> 00:09:17,740 Hmm. I got it. He's got it. 100 00:09:17,980 --> 00:09:20,160 Well, you better have it, or you'll get it. 101 00:09:46,570 --> 00:09:47,570 That's what you think. 102 00:09:48,650 --> 00:09:50,390 Look, we've got a present for you. 103 00:09:55,370 --> 00:10:02,230 What do you know? They 104 00:10:02,230 --> 00:10:03,230 got us locked out. 105 00:10:04,270 --> 00:10:05,570 I'll take a look through that window. 106 00:10:07,970 --> 00:10:12,470 Do not be a fool, Captain. 107 00:10:12,690 --> 00:10:15,630 I'm offering you your life and all this wealth. 108 00:10:16,110 --> 00:10:19,270 If you'll only tell me where the stores of ammunition are hidden. 109 00:10:20,710 --> 00:10:21,710 Never. 110 00:10:23,690 --> 00:10:25,170 The captain's in there all right. 111 00:10:25,470 --> 00:10:27,230 Look, there's an open window. 112 00:10:47,150 --> 00:10:48,310 How am I going to get up there? Shh. 113 00:10:48,630 --> 00:10:49,850 Give me a hand, sock. 114 00:10:53,950 --> 00:10:54,310 What 115 00:10:54,310 --> 00:11:01,470 happened? 116 00:11:03,190 --> 00:11:04,770 You almost killed the sock, what happened? 117 00:11:06,230 --> 00:11:07,510 Oh, you hit Santa Claus. 118 00:11:08,110 --> 00:11:09,190 Just for that, no toys. 119 00:11:10,250 --> 00:11:12,490 Come on, we'll get up there. We'll boost you up. Come on. 120 00:11:13,890 --> 00:11:14,769 Come on. 121 00:11:14,770 --> 00:11:16,290 You're going to start that again? 122 00:11:16,720 --> 00:11:17,720 Give me a foot! 123 00:11:54,540 --> 00:11:57,220 Oh, boy. I'll take the blonde. I'll take the brunette. 124 00:11:57,440 --> 00:11:59,140 I'll take the black and tan. Come on. 125 00:12:03,140 --> 00:12:04,600 Oh, my fair beauty. 126 00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:07,960 Open up thy curtains that I may see your beautiful tits. 127 00:12:12,760 --> 00:12:13,760 Oh, 128 00:12:18,300 --> 00:12:19,900 where you been all my life, Toots? 129 00:12:20,160 --> 00:12:23,200 Down at Toity Toit and Toit Avenue. I just got over. 130 00:12:23,720 --> 00:12:24,720 Oh, Lanceman. 131 00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:26,220 Remember the old pool room? 132 00:12:26,440 --> 00:12:28,120 Yeah. Well, that's a church now. 133 00:12:28,320 --> 00:12:29,320 Not bad. 134 00:12:30,840 --> 00:12:34,360 Now, you're the type... What are you eating, Stingy? Nuts? 135 00:12:35,020 --> 00:12:36,020 No. 136 00:12:36,300 --> 00:12:37,300 Garlic. 137 00:12:56,720 --> 00:12:57,720 I lost the doc. 138 00:12:57,960 --> 00:12:59,440 Pass me and I'll give you a kiss. 139 00:13:03,340 --> 00:13:04,340 I'll find you. 140 00:13:04,840 --> 00:13:06,060 You little cutie. 141 00:13:07,240 --> 00:13:09,800 Where are you? 142 00:13:13,460 --> 00:13:16,560 Say something, cutie, so I can find you. Am I getting warm? 143 00:13:17,760 --> 00:13:18,760 Tell me. 144 00:13:18,860 --> 00:13:20,220 There you are. 145 00:13:40,490 --> 00:13:42,370 Bind him and feed him to the lions. 146 00:13:42,650 --> 00:13:43,650 Yes, sir. 147 00:13:48,610 --> 00:13:50,810 You shan't escape, Captain. 148 00:13:51,010 --> 00:13:56,110 And as for you, freedom, riches, and your choice of the most beautiful of my 149 00:13:56,110 --> 00:13:57,610 hair are death. 150 00:13:58,350 --> 00:14:03,310 Come, let your eyes feast upon the loveliest flowers of the desert. 151 00:14:36,840 --> 00:14:38,780 We have some new arrivals, I see. 152 00:15:55,360 --> 00:15:56,680 Oh, not the matter. 153 00:16:05,420 --> 00:16:07,540 It's us. Come on. We've got to bring it back alive. 154 00:16:15,100 --> 00:16:18,160 Well, it seems like that time, old cat and old kid. Thank you, gentlemen. 155 00:16:18,400 --> 00:16:20,220 We should be decorated for this. You will. 156 00:16:44,720 --> 00:16:45,720 What are you doing, chap? 10271