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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:39,530 --> 00:00:42,130 Why is it every spring we wake ourselves to death in this place? 2 00:00:42,350 --> 00:00:43,269 I don't know. 3 00:00:43,270 --> 00:00:45,310 Don't you guys ever hear of spring cleaning? 4 00:00:45,850 --> 00:00:48,770 Yeah, it wouldn't be so bad if we didn't have to wash all our clothes. 5 00:00:50,590 --> 00:00:51,950 Yeah, wash these socks. 6 00:00:56,290 --> 00:00:57,290 More work. 7 00:00:59,850 --> 00:01:03,170 Hey, you guys, here's a letter for you. 8 00:01:09,290 --> 00:01:13,670 My darling babies, your father has made millions off that old oil land and has 9 00:01:13,670 --> 00:01:17,630 divorced me for a blonde whom he's going to marry. You must get out and stop the 10 00:01:17,630 --> 00:01:18,950 wedding. I want him back. 11 00:01:19,190 --> 00:01:20,210 Love, Mama. 12 00:01:20,470 --> 00:01:23,070 We've got to get out of here and stop the old man from marrying that dame. 13 00:01:23,330 --> 00:01:24,330 Think of something. 14 00:01:38,990 --> 00:01:40,230 I thought of something. What? 15 00:01:40,430 --> 00:01:41,430 The tools. 16 00:01:41,510 --> 00:01:42,510 What tools? 17 00:01:42,670 --> 00:01:44,930 The tools we've been using for the last ten years. 18 00:01:45,310 --> 00:01:46,710 Oh, those tools. 19 00:01:47,050 --> 00:01:48,050 Yeah. 20 00:01:57,210 --> 00:01:58,210 Come on, get busy. 21 00:01:59,230 --> 00:02:00,430 Get up there and get to work. 22 00:02:07,030 --> 00:02:08,410 What's the matter? It's stuck. 23 00:02:08,810 --> 00:02:09,810 Give me a tape. 24 00:02:18,490 --> 00:02:19,490 What happened to you? 25 00:02:19,770 --> 00:02:21,390 What happened to me is going to happen to you. 26 00:02:28,250 --> 00:02:30,510 It's a good thing they got an electric chair on this building, otherwise I'd 27 00:02:30,510 --> 00:02:31,990 kill you. Come on, get my hat. 28 00:02:43,560 --> 00:02:44,900 Termites? I'll record them. 29 00:02:47,140 --> 00:02:48,140 Come on, fellas. 30 00:02:49,600 --> 00:02:50,600 Give me a lift. 31 00:02:51,540 --> 00:02:52,540 Hey, 32 00:02:53,060 --> 00:02:55,240 this is too small or I'm too big. Get down out of there. 33 00:02:55,540 --> 00:02:56,780 Come on, we'll try the wall. 34 00:02:58,200 --> 00:02:59,200 Wait a minute. 35 00:03:00,720 --> 00:03:01,720 You'll get busy with that. 36 00:03:02,480 --> 00:03:05,360 Where are we going to plug it in? 37 00:03:06,640 --> 00:03:07,539 Where's my razor? 38 00:03:07,540 --> 00:03:08,540 Under the mattress. 39 00:03:20,040 --> 00:03:22,020 Would you plug that into me, please? I want to take a shave. 40 00:03:22,280 --> 00:03:23,420 I guess it's all right. 41 00:03:23,660 --> 00:03:25,080 Sure. Best razor I ever used. 42 00:03:25,340 --> 00:03:26,340 Let you try it sometime. 43 00:03:52,330 --> 00:03:57,210 What you mean is a hacksaw. No, we tried that, but that wasn't... Imagine a 44 00:03:57,210 --> 00:03:58,410 hacksaw in jail. 45 00:04:32,300 --> 00:04:34,140 You got your razor? Hey, warden. Hey, keeper. 46 00:04:34,380 --> 00:04:35,780 What's the matter? This is no jail. 47 00:04:36,020 --> 00:04:36,939 How are we going to get in? 48 00:04:36,940 --> 00:04:37,940 Use your head. 49 00:04:38,700 --> 00:04:39,700 I got it. 50 00:04:39,740 --> 00:04:41,460 If I only had a hammer. Hammer? 51 00:04:43,680 --> 00:04:44,680 Oh, boy. 52 00:04:45,560 --> 00:04:46,560 Give it all you got. 53 00:04:48,700 --> 00:04:49,599 Good one. 54 00:04:49,600 --> 00:04:52,520 Oh, look. 55 00:04:52,800 --> 00:04:53,539 It's open. 56 00:04:53,540 --> 00:04:55,060 Yeah, look what you did to my hand. 57 00:05:15,880 --> 00:05:19,460 marriage license too, Daisy Wazy. Better let me take it, Popsy. You're so 58 00:05:19,460 --> 00:05:20,560 forgetful, you know. 59 00:05:20,960 --> 00:05:21,960 All right, my love. 60 00:05:22,360 --> 00:05:23,360 Yeah, sweet. 61 00:05:25,100 --> 00:05:29,440 Popsy, why don't you have those nasty old sideburns shaved off? 62 00:05:29,740 --> 00:05:30,719 Oh, not that. 63 00:05:30,720 --> 00:05:34,540 Oh, please, Popsy. They tickle your little baby. 64 00:05:35,760 --> 00:05:37,800 All right. For you, I will, Daisy Wazy. 65 00:05:38,120 --> 00:05:41,560 Well, I better be going. Sorry I can't stay for lunch. Me too. 66 00:05:41,780 --> 00:05:42,780 Now, don't... 67 00:05:46,250 --> 00:05:47,370 Get in there. See if anybody's watching. 68 00:05:48,770 --> 00:05:49,770 Watching? No. 69 00:05:50,930 --> 00:05:51,930 Oh! 70 00:05:52,450 --> 00:05:54,970 What happened? What's the matter? Come on, come on. Get up out of there. 71 00:05:55,450 --> 00:05:56,309 Hiya, Pop. 72 00:05:56,310 --> 00:05:57,109 Hiya, Dad. 73 00:05:57,110 --> 00:05:58,110 Mmm, food. 74 00:05:58,490 --> 00:05:59,490 Wait a minute. 75 00:05:59,550 --> 00:06:00,770 Can't you wait while we're all ready? 76 00:06:01,530 --> 00:06:02,530 Go! 77 00:06:07,570 --> 00:06:08,570 Low man again. 78 00:06:09,310 --> 00:06:11,850 Say, what's the meaning of this? What are you doing here? 79 00:06:12,390 --> 00:06:14,170 Marshal is here to keep you from marrying that blonde. 80 00:06:14,490 --> 00:06:16,210 And I aim to do it, too. That's what I aim to do. 81 00:06:16,450 --> 00:06:17,450 I aim. 82 00:06:17,810 --> 00:06:18,810 Quiet. 83 00:06:22,090 --> 00:06:26,690 Now, you boys be nice and I'll let you come to my wedding this afternoon. 84 00:06:27,190 --> 00:06:29,310 Here's some money. Go out and get yourself some new clothes. 85 00:06:29,590 --> 00:06:32,390 Nothing doing. We ain't going to let you marry her. You can't bribe me. 86 00:06:32,690 --> 00:06:33,489 Me neither. 87 00:06:33,490 --> 00:06:34,490 Me too. 88 00:06:34,590 --> 00:06:35,590 Give it back. 89 00:06:37,270 --> 00:06:38,270 You would, eh? 90 00:06:46,600 --> 00:06:48,720 Now there's three nice, smart boys. 91 00:06:50,940 --> 00:06:51,940 Get out of here! 92 00:06:57,540 --> 00:07:03,500 Now all you need is a new hat. 93 00:08:24,380 --> 00:08:25,380 Well, that's nice. 94 00:08:26,080 --> 00:08:27,120 Let me see it from the back. 95 00:08:36,860 --> 00:08:43,000 How about this one? 96 00:08:47,320 --> 00:08:48,119 That's it. 97 00:08:48,120 --> 00:08:49,180 Why don't you show us that before? 98 00:08:49,380 --> 00:08:51,300 I didn't know we had it. How much do we owe you? 99 00:08:55,850 --> 00:08:56,850 How'd you make out, baby? 100 00:08:56,970 --> 00:08:59,970 Well, we got the marriage license and the wedding set for 3 o 'clock. 101 00:09:00,210 --> 00:09:01,290 Ah, that's great. 102 00:09:01,770 --> 00:09:04,910 Shopper and I decided to have the wedding up here at the penthouse. 103 00:09:06,050 --> 00:09:09,110 Yeah, because it wouldn't be polite to give the guy the works in his own joint, 104 00:09:09,170 --> 00:09:10,510 especially on his wedding day. 105 00:09:10,830 --> 00:09:12,750 It's all right by me. I'll bring him up here, then. 106 00:09:13,650 --> 00:09:16,710 Attagirl. When it's all over, you and I will blow to Europe and spend the old 107 00:09:16,710 --> 00:09:17,589 guy's dough. 108 00:09:17,590 --> 00:09:18,590 Huh, baby? 109 00:09:22,210 --> 00:09:23,270 Try that and dignify. 110 00:09:29,870 --> 00:09:30,870 Get rid of that hat. 111 00:09:31,010 --> 00:09:32,010 Not this one. 112 00:09:37,410 --> 00:09:39,510 Why, Popsie, darling. 113 00:09:42,370 --> 00:09:44,850 That's the girl that Dad's going to marry. She thinks he's odd. 114 00:09:48,250 --> 00:09:52,170 Popsie, you look 20 years younger without your sideburns. 115 00:09:53,810 --> 00:09:57,610 Oh, what luck finding you here. I was just coming to get you. 116 00:09:57,850 --> 00:09:59,990 You know we're having the wedding in my brother's penthouse. 117 00:10:00,290 --> 00:10:02,050 Well, we can't wait till you marry him. Come on, let's go. 118 00:10:04,190 --> 00:10:05,350 Room for everybody. Don't crowd. 119 00:10:05,570 --> 00:10:06,570 Come on, lady. Hurry up. 120 00:10:13,350 --> 00:10:15,950 All right, kid. Go ahead. 121 00:10:16,690 --> 00:10:17,690 You're another killer, aren't you? 122 00:10:23,290 --> 00:10:24,310 Don't step enough on us now. 123 00:10:29,010 --> 00:10:31,750 What's the matter with you? Now, take it easy. Don't get excited, kid. Look at 124 00:10:31,750 --> 00:10:32,750 me. I'm as calm as a cucumber. 125 00:10:33,390 --> 00:10:34,390 What are you shaking about? 126 00:10:34,490 --> 00:10:35,950 I don't know. I'm in a hurry all over. 127 00:10:36,450 --> 00:10:38,790 Well, the guy that's going to get married should have a drink. Fix him up 128 00:10:38,790 --> 00:10:39,790 drink. 129 00:10:40,710 --> 00:10:41,990 Fix him a sarsaparilla frappini. 130 00:10:50,410 --> 00:10:52,590 Say, won't Marvie take it when she hears we broke up the wedding? 131 00:10:52,830 --> 00:10:55,910 Yeah, but won't Paul sizzle when he finds out you married his girl. 132 00:10:56,320 --> 00:10:58,680 She's supposed to be his wife, but now she's going to be his daughter. 133 00:11:00,140 --> 00:11:03,140 You ought to pay your tonsils out. 134 00:11:03,980 --> 00:11:04,980 Shake this up. 135 00:11:25,840 --> 00:11:27,980 Hey, it sounds like it's done. Let me see it. 136 00:11:30,340 --> 00:11:32,360 We sure mixed it, didn't we? Yeah. 137 00:11:32,940 --> 00:11:33,940 That's a matter with you. 138 00:11:37,380 --> 00:11:38,740 Put back them silver mugglets. 139 00:11:38,960 --> 00:11:40,700 But I didn't. You didn't have. Put them back. 140 00:12:00,859 --> 00:12:04,380 Sure. As soon as this mug marries Daisy, we'll polish him off. 141 00:12:04,640 --> 00:12:06,540 Yeah. But we can't shoot him. 142 00:12:06,820 --> 00:12:08,000 That'd make too much noise. 143 00:12:09,080 --> 00:12:10,760 You think they mean what? I don't know. 144 00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:11,899 Me either. 145 00:12:11,900 --> 00:12:13,100 How about choking him? 146 00:12:13,560 --> 00:12:14,560 Nah. 147 00:12:14,720 --> 00:12:15,760 That'd leave fingerprints. 148 00:12:16,080 --> 00:12:17,080 I got it. 149 00:12:17,140 --> 00:12:20,240 As soon as they get married, we dump him out of a window. 150 00:12:20,640 --> 00:12:23,180 He falls 14 stories and it looks like an accident. 151 00:12:23,780 --> 00:12:24,780 Great. 152 00:12:25,320 --> 00:12:26,320 That guy thinks of everything. 153 00:12:26,520 --> 00:12:27,620 I'm glad they made up their mind. 154 00:12:27,840 --> 00:12:29,460 They had me worried. I'm still worried. 155 00:12:30,020 --> 00:12:32,140 Wait a minute. Where are you going? You have to defend me. 156 00:12:32,860 --> 00:12:33,659 Hiya, Pop. 157 00:12:33,660 --> 00:12:36,080 Come on, Popsie Wopsie. We're ready for the wedding. 158 00:12:36,380 --> 00:12:38,040 I changed my mind. I don't want to be married. 159 00:12:38,240 --> 00:12:39,300 That's what you think. 160 00:12:39,820 --> 00:12:41,760 You're going to marry her right now. 161 00:12:42,320 --> 00:12:43,660 I'll marry you when I'm ready. 162 00:12:43,900 --> 00:12:44,900 Are you ready? 163 00:12:45,960 --> 00:12:46,960 Yeah, I'm ready. 164 00:12:57,100 --> 00:13:00,200 much younger Mr. Howard without your sideburns. Thanks. I wonder what's 165 00:13:00,200 --> 00:13:02,520 my Daisy wheezy. Just a moment, Mr. Howard. 166 00:13:03,600 --> 00:13:04,640 Hello, is Daisy there? 167 00:13:05,020 --> 00:13:08,800 Yeah, but she can't come to the phone. She's busy getting married to old man 168 00:13:08,800 --> 00:13:09,800 Howard. 169 00:13:10,080 --> 00:13:11,080 Thanks, I'll call later. 170 00:13:12,500 --> 00:13:13,940 Mary, wait. 171 00:13:14,340 --> 00:13:18,240 Hello, hello. You can't do that. I ain't there, I'm here. But I'll be right 172 00:13:18,240 --> 00:13:19,240 over. 173 00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:22,600 I now pronounce you man and... 174 00:13:27,690 --> 00:13:30,250 Give him some air. Bring him over here by the open window. 175 00:13:30,570 --> 00:13:31,710 No, not the window. 176 00:13:32,710 --> 00:13:35,210 He passed out again. Speak to me, kid. Say something. 177 00:13:35,490 --> 00:13:37,310 Come on, kid. Please say something. 178 00:13:37,670 --> 00:13:38,670 Something? 179 00:13:39,350 --> 00:13:42,330 He's all right, folks. Come on, everybody. Let's have a drink. That's a 180 00:13:42,330 --> 00:13:43,330 idea. 181 00:13:46,570 --> 00:13:48,970 We can't throw that guy out the window with all those people in there. 182 00:13:49,250 --> 00:13:51,270 Hey, let's dump him down the elevator shaft. 183 00:13:54,450 --> 00:13:56,490 Daisy, wait. You can't get married without me. 184 00:14:08,730 --> 00:14:09,730 Let's go get him. 185 00:14:13,150 --> 00:14:16,010 Say, where you been? I'm looking for my Daisy Weezy. 186 00:14:16,210 --> 00:14:18,150 Oh, Daisy's waiting for you downstairs. 187 00:14:18,650 --> 00:14:19,730 Oh, I better get down then. 188 00:14:19,970 --> 00:14:20,970 You said it. No! 189 00:14:24,830 --> 00:14:25,850 Where are you going? 190 00:14:26,670 --> 00:14:27,670 Upstairs. 191 00:15:44,910 --> 00:15:45,910 I'll catch her. 192 00:15:46,150 --> 00:15:50,830 I'm going as fast as I can. 193 00:15:51,510 --> 00:15:52,730 Go on, higher, higher. 194 00:15:53,950 --> 00:15:55,190 What's going on here? 195 00:15:59,390 --> 00:16:00,830 Is that room for me up there? 196 00:16:01,090 --> 00:16:02,370 Yes, let's give it to them. 13354