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Why is it every spring we wake ourselves to death in this place?

I don't know.

Don't you guys ever hear of spring cleaning?

Yeah, it wouldn't be so bad if we didn't have to wash all our clothes.

Yeah, wash these socks.

More work.

Hey, you guys, here's a letter for you.

My darling babies, your father has made millions off that old oil land and has

divorced me for a blonde whom he's going to marry. You must get out and stop the

wedding. I want him back.

Love, Mama.

We've got to get out of here and stop the old man from marrying that dame.

Think of something.

I thought of something. What?

The tools.

What tools?

The tools we've been using for the last ten years.

Oh, those tools.

Yeah.

Come on, get busy.

Get up there and get to work.

What's the matter? It's stuck.

Give me a tape.

What happened to you?

What happened to me is going to happen to you.

It's a good thing they got an electric chair on this building, otherwise I'd

kill you. Come on, get my hat.

Termites? I'll record them.

Come on, fellas.

Give me a lift.

Hey,

this is too small or I'm too big. Get down out of there.

Come on, we'll try the wall.

Wait a minute.

You'll get busy with that.

Where are we going to plug it in?

Where's my razor?

Under the mattress.

Would you plug that into me, please? I want to take a shave.

I guess it's all right.

Sure. Best razor I ever used.

Let you try it sometime.

What you mean is a hacksaw. No, we tried that, but that wasn't... Imagine a

hacksaw in jail.

You got your razor? Hey, warden. Hey, keeper.

What's the matter? This is no jail.

How are we going to get in?

Use your head.

I got it.

If I only had a hammer. Hammer?

Oh, boy.

Give it all you got.

Good one.

Oh, look.

It's open.

Yeah, look what you did to my hand.

marriage license too, Daisy Wazy. Better let me take it, Popsy. You're so

forgetful, you know.

All right, my love.

Yeah, sweet.

Popsy, why don't you have those nasty old sideburns shaved off?

Oh, not that.

Oh, please, Popsy. They tickle your little baby.

All right. For you, I will, Daisy Wazy.

Well, I better be going. Sorry I can't stay for lunch. Me too.

Now, don't...

Get in there. See if anybody's watching.

Watching? No.

Oh!

What happened? What's the matter? Come on, come on. Get up out of there.

Hiya, Pop.

Hiya, Dad.

Mmm, food.

Wait a minute.

Can't you wait while we're all ready?

Go!

Low man again.

Say, what's the meaning of this? What are you doing here?

Marshal is here to keep you from marrying that blonde.

And I aim to do it, too. That's what I aim to do.

I aim.

Quiet.

Now, you boys be nice and I'll let you come to my wedding this afternoon.

Here's some money. Go out and get yourself some new clothes.

Nothing doing. We ain't going to let you marry her. You can't bribe me.

Me neither.

Me too.

Give it back.

You would, eh?

Now there's three nice, smart boys.

Get out of here!

Now all you need is a new hat.

Well, that's nice.

Let me see it from the back.

How about this one?

That's it.

Why don't you show us that before?

I didn't know we had it. How much do we owe you?

How'd you make out, baby?

Well, we got the marriage license and the wedding set for 3 o 'clock.

Ah, that's great.

Shopper and I decided to have the wedding up here at the penthouse.

Yeah, because it wouldn't be polite to give the guy the works in his own joint,

especially on his wedding day.

It's all right by me. I'll bring him up here, then.

Attagirl. When it's all over, you and I will blow to Europe and spend the old

guy's dough.

Huh, baby?

Try that and dignify.

Get rid of that hat.

Not this one.

Why, Popsie, darling.

That's the girl that Dad's going to marry. She thinks he's odd.

Popsie, you look 20 years younger without your sideburns.

Oh, what luck finding you here. I was just coming to get you.

You know we're having the wedding in my brother's penthouse.

Well, we can't wait till you marry him. Come on, let's go.

Room for everybody. Don't crowd.

Come on, lady. Hurry up.

All right, kid. Go ahead.

You're another killer, aren't you?

Don't step enough on us now.

What's the matter with you? Now, take it easy. Don't get excited, kid. Look at

me. I'm as calm as a cucumber.

What are you shaking about?

I don't know. I'm in a hurry all over.

Well, the guy that's going to get married should have a drink. Fix him up

drink.

Fix him a sarsaparilla frappini.

Say, won't Marvie take it when she hears we broke up the wedding?

Yeah, but won't Paul sizzle when he finds out you married his girl.

She's supposed to be his wife, but now she's going to be his daughter.

You ought to pay your tonsils out.

Shake this up.

Hey, it sounds like it's done. Let me see it.

We sure mixed it, didn't we? Yeah.

That's a matter with you.

Put back them silver mugglets.

But I didn't. You didn't have. Put them back.

Sure. As soon as this mug marries Daisy, we'll polish him off.

Yeah. But we can't shoot him.

That'd make too much noise.

You think they mean what? I don't know.

Me either.

How about choking him?

Nah.

That'd leave fingerprints.

I got it.

As soon as they get married, we dump him out of a window.

He falls 14 stories and it looks like an accident.

Great.

That guy thinks of everything.

I'm glad they made up their mind.

They had me worried. I'm still worried.

Wait a minute. Where are you going? You have to defend me.

Hiya, Pop.

Come on, Popsie Wopsie. We're ready for the wedding.

I changed my mind. I don't want to be married.

That's what you think.

You're going to marry her right now.

I'll marry you when I'm ready.

Are you ready?

Yeah, I'm ready.

much younger Mr. Howard without your sideburns. Thanks. I wonder what's

my Daisy wheezy. Just a moment, Mr. Howard.

Hello, is Daisy there?

Yeah, but she can't come to the phone. She's busy getting married to old man

Howard.

Thanks, I'll call later.

Mary, wait.

Hello, hello. You can't do that. I ain't there, I'm here. But I'll be right

over.

I now pronounce you man and...

Give him some air. Bring him over here by the open window.

No, not the window.

He passed out again. Speak to me, kid. Say something.

Come on, kid. Please say something.

Something?

He's all right, folks. Come on, everybody. Let's have a drink. That's a

idea.

We can't throw that guy out the window with all those people in there.

Hey, let's dump him down the elevator shaft.

Daisy, wait. You can't get married without me.

Let's go get him.

Say, where you been? I'm looking for my Daisy Weezy.

Oh, Daisy's waiting for you downstairs.

Oh, I better get down then.

You said it. No!

Where are you going?

Upstairs.

I'll catch her.

I'm going as fast as I can.

Go on, higher, higher.

What's going on here?

Is that room for me up there?

Yes, let's give it to them.