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If them tigers of mine don't knock off them cubs of Beasley's, I'll take a run

and jump in the lake.

Right. If your team loses, you drop 50 ,000 bucks, there won't be anything left

to do but jump in the lake.

with a car on top of them. Joe, why don't you go up to Boulder Dam College

get those three famous horsemen that have been running wild all year?

Them guys is amateurs. We're professionals.

No matter how much I pay them, they ain't going to give up their amateur

for us.

What's amateur status?

Oh, it's a big political party, Toots.

Yeah? Are we going to it?

Relax. We're all going.

Oh, come on, Joe. If you want to save that 50 grand of yours, we better go out

and dig up some football players.

Yeah, I guess you're right.

Come on, fellas.

Hey, buddy.

Hey, buddy.

Hand me a little attention, will you? What do you want?

Let me have a dime for a hamburger.

Go on. You can get a hamburger for a nickel anyplace. I know, but I got to

the other nickel for a bicarbonate of soda.

Down here, I get funny little pains.

you fix the money.

Okay, thank you. Yeah.

I was worried about you.

Stick him up. I haven't got a dime. It's a depression with me.

You talking depression and me with a gun here without bullets?

A gun without bullets?

Yeah. You understand about it? Yeah.

Did you get anything?

No. Oh, slacker.

Wait a minute.

Did you get anything?

Yeah, did you?

No. Does that make any difference?

Spread out.

I'll take him.

Hey, you got a dime for a sandwich, buddy? What do you mean, a dime? You

asked me for a dime down the street there.

Check him, boys.

Say... Would a dollar apiece influence you fellows any?

Is it on this week?

Does it make any difference?

No, no. It doesn't make any difference, no.

Okay, follow me.

Turn to your right three blocks.

Okay. Then meet us up on the hill in an hour. Okay.

If you get there first, put a chalk mark.

Okay.

Suppose you get there first.

Then I'll rub it out.

Okay.

You walk from here to that red light.

Meet us up on the hill in an hour.

Get going!

I wonder where that apple head is.

I don't know.

He's been gone about five hours now, and I told him to meet us here on the hill

in an hour.

Here he is.

Oh, I'll take care of him.

Well? How are you?

Explain yourself.

Where have you been?

You told me to go up in the barber shop to the red light, didn't you? And?

Well, that red light was a bus going to Boston.

Oh.

take these wet clothes off right away.

Oh, we couldn't do that. Come on. We can't do that, can we?

Come on, come on.

Girls, I've got them. I've got them. What, the jitters? No, no, the three

horsemen. Come on in, boys, and meet the girls.

Honey, will you marry me?

Oh, Turch, I'm telling you, you're more than one me.

Some low men again.

What are you studying at college?

Pig Latin.

You wouldn't know a thing about that, would you?

Oh, oh, nay.

Oh, what are you taking up at college?

Oh, a dime here and a... College?

Oh, gold digging.

Oh, a minor.

No, I'm 36.

Larry's a minor. He's 44.

Oh, you funny man.

football player.

I can't play football.

Oh, you heroes are all so modest. No, no, no.

No, what I really meant was, what's included in your curriculum?

Well, I mean, what do you study?

Well, music, songwriting and whatnots.

Songwriting? Yeah.

Did you ever hear of snow, snow, beautiful snow?

Why, yes.

Did you write that?

No, I shoveled it.

I had to...

But these boys are all wet.

Who's all wet? You boys go into the other room and put on some dry clothes.

right along, dear. I want you to be comfortable.

Come along, my hero.

You will hurry, won't you?

Well,

here we are.

Look what blew in. Get her.

Boy, did I pick myself a double order of skunk?

She thinks it's Herman.

I should have got two pair of pants with this.

Come and get me, please.

Let him alone.

Step over to the bar, boys. Make yourself a drink.

Here's one for you folks. To the bar.

I'll take a stein of gin.

Say.

Yeah? Do you like some sparkling water with your liquors?

Always. Always. Yeah.

Don't you know there are ladies present?

Okay, okay, okay.

Wait a minute, you're playing too rough.

Let's play post office. Oh, that's a kid's game.

Not the way I play it.

I've got it. Blind man's buff. That's it.

Wait a minute.

What's that blind man's buff?

If that's what I think it is, we're going home.

Not me.

I'm staying.

You're staying. I'm still staying. Yeah.

You're staying now? Hold it now. I don't know now.

Well, in case you decide to go, you better leave that here.

Oh, I see.

Hey, hey, what's going on? Wait a minute. Turn those lights on. I can't

thing. Spin them around, girls. And when you catch it, you get a kiss. I told

you to stay.

Take it easy.

Here I am honey.

All you got to do when a man gets the ball is tackle him. Get it? The man with

the ball.

Bring him down.

All right, throw me the ball.

That's all.

I don't think he does.

Do you get it?

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