All language subtitles for Simon & Simon s06e10 Mrs. Simon & Mrs. Simon

This is Marsh.

My cover has been blown.

Constantine Tripliss is a KGB mole.

Yeah, I'm trying to come in on flight
519, but it's running late.

Excuse

me.

I heard you speaking English. Are you
the stewardesses on Flight 519?

Yes, Flight 519. I'm Douglas Marsh. I'm
one of the passengers. I was just

wondering if the plane was going to be
leaving soon.

If it's going to be delayed again, I
might be better off taking a plane to

Athens. Oh, it's ready now. We'll be
boarding in a few minutes.

Thank you.

You sure these aren't just fleas of the
mind, A .J.? I mean, once you start

thinking about any creepy crawly thing,
you're gonna start itching.

I haven't been bitten. Marlowe hasn't
been bitten. I have been bitten.

I'm being bitten right now. The place is
infested.

Look, I got a date with Catherine
tonight. How's it gonna look when I'm

across from her at Chez Nouvelle,
scratching uncontrollably? I didn't know

were gonna be shampooing the carpet
today. I had to get Marlowe out of the

marina. There's a dog down there in
heat.

Would you want to see the offspring of
Marlowe and a dachshund?

Hello. We are looking for Rick Simon.

Well, you've found him. What can I do
for you?

We're friends of Jackie McManus from Air
Baja.

She said if we ever need help in San
Diego, call Rick Simon.

What do you know? Made the stewardess on
the ground. I'm going to have to get

Jackie some flowers. Come on in. Hi, I'm
Rick Simon.

AJ Simon.

Nice to meet you. You said you needed
help?

Yes, for flight attendants on Greek air.
We saw a man killed in the airport at

Heraklion. An American.

We reported it to the police here as
soon as we got off the plane. We've been

here a week and nobody's done anything.
Nobody believed it ever happened. We

went to the Greek consulate, the U .S.
State Department. Whoa, whoa, whoa, just

wait a minute.

Why didn't you just report this to the
police back in Greece?

They were the first ones we called.

They say it couldn't have happened.

But it did.

It's a small airport, not like the one
in Athens.

There was nobody else in the VIP lounge.

Well, ladies, I'm sorry, but Greece is a
little out of our territory.

And what you should do is when you get
home is just, you know, file a full

report with the authorities. And you may
not get an answer immediately, but

eventually they're going to solve this.
Yeah, bodies get found. People get

reported missing. We can't go home.

The killers saw us.

One of them came here on our flight.

I had to serve him coffee.

I spoke to our roommate this morning.

She says strange men have been watching
our apartment every day since we left.

Please, we'll pay you. There is nothing
else we can do.

Would you excuse us for just a moment,
please, Rick?

Look,

don't tell me you think you're lying to
me. They want us to solve a murder that

took place... 7 ,000 miles away, which
the authorities say never even happened.

Yeah, I like your style, don't you? Oh,
come on, they've already gone to police

forces, the whole diplomatic corps, and
probably a whole of NATO. So now they've

worked their way up to us.

Come on, A .J., we're not just top
-notch investigators and flea

We're goodwill ambassadors to two lovely
women from a foreign land, besides

which they're paying.

Oh, give me a break. How much can they
make they can never afford us?

All right, all right. We'll check out
their story, but that's it. Wait, wait,

wait.

If

you

want my opinion, I think you're too
steward. I made an unscheduled stop in

Fantasyland. The town, they're not a
couple of hysterical teenagers.

These ladies stay calm for a living.

And Greece isn't Iran either.

When people disappear from airports, it
isn't because the police punched their

tickets.

Look, guys, after your call, I looked
into this.

There was no murder, no body.

All right.

Let's assume that the body hasn't been
found yet.

Oh, please, let's not.

Neither has Douglas Marsh, right? Right.

Wrong. Wrong? I checked with customs.

Douglas Marsh was alive and well and
carrying his passport when he entered

Diego a week ago.

Tell them they swear they saw a murder.

Now, can't you even admit to the
possibility that if what they say is

their lives could be in danger? I'd say
it's their lifestyles that are in

danger. While I was checking into their
complaint, I noticed that their visas

are about to expire.

Hello?

How can that be?

Yes, Mr. Tripless.

Are you sure there is not something
you've forgotten to tell us?

No, Rick, we've told you everything.

Not quite everything. You didn't tell us
about your visas.

What about our visas?

They're about to expire.

Look, if what you all need is help
staying in this country, we'll see what

can do.

You don't have to invent a murder just
to get us to help you. Is that what you

think? You think we're lying to you? Do
you think we would resort to that just

to extend our visas?

Sorry, look, wait, no. He didn't mean...

Uh, lying. What he meant was, uh, that
maybe Douglas Marsh isn't dead.

We believe you saw something, and we
will help you find out what that was.

now, however, we've got to keep you from
getting deported.

You can't help us.

We were going to renew our visa after
the return flight last week.

Now it's too late.

Ah, it's never too late. It is too late.

Stewartesses have special visas. They
can only renew it from their home

Excuse me.

Cutting through red tape is what we do
best.

It'll be all right, ma 'am.

It takes time.

What happened to her?

Hi. Hey, Burs, please.

Mr. Armstrong.

Hi, my name is A .J. Simon, and this is
my brother Rick.

Our friends here tell us that there may
be some slight technicality that could

prevent them from taking their final
exams.

Yeah, and we hear that they are just the
hottest philosophy students on campus.

Penelope... Oh, you want three new
student visas.

Expiration date?

Tomorrow.

Well, your I -20s seem to be in order.

But these aren't F -1s.

These are D -visas.

Stewardesses, right?

I should have known.

Oh, well, see, what we want to do, we
want to change these for student visas.

Well, you can't do that here.

You'll have to take these back to Greece
and apply there. You'll have your

answer in a few weeks.

Uh, Mr. Armstrong, doesn't Greece seem
like an awfully roundabout way of

to a class in La Jolla? Now, isn't there
some way that we could maybe... No,

there isn't.

D visas are issued to merchant sailors
and air crews.

If we didn't make them renew them at
home, they'd all be jumping ship and

staying here.

No renewal, no adjustment of status.

Sorry? Green cards.

They're going to need green cards.

They have jobs. They're working... They
have jobs?

That's a much more serious problem.

Did I say they had jobs? No, what I
meant to say was they're going to need

cards in order to get jobs.

Then they'll have to apply at home.

And judging from the expiration date, I
suggest they do that tomorrow.

86? I think you and your high -20s...

Just a little setback.

Don't worry about a thing.

Yeah, AJ's right.

We'll just go over to this guy's head,
get the whole thing straightened out.

to panic.

Not to panic? Not to panic. I think
we'll go first.

Uh, downstairs, first floor.

Not to panic.

In about 24 hours, those girls could be
sent back to a pretty horrible welcoming

committee, and you tell them not to
panic.

You're the one who called it a little
setback.

There's got to be something we can do
for him.

Well, look, the INS guy is going to be
too busy to do anything for a while, but

that's not going to last.

But Athena and Penelope are still in the
USA, and what do people in the USA do

when they have a problem?

Call Dr.

Ruth? Close. They call a lawyer.

We don't have a lawyer. I do.

Ralph Corliss? Ralph Corliss. The
Clarence Darrow of unethical litigation?

He's not a lawyer. He's an ambulatory.
He's perfect for this.

Oh, Rick, come on.

His clients are all malingerers and
lowlifes and criminals and you.

AJ. He's the Perry Mason of the whip
race. If there is a wrinkle in the law

will allow those ladies to stay in the
country, Ralph's going to know about it.

Rick, he advertises on late night TV.

Please, no, Penelope. Every time you get
an idea, I end up in trouble. No,

listen to me. It's simple. We stay here
and hide. Speak good enough English.

Penelope, we'll be back in five minutes.

We'll be sent back.

They know who we are. They'll be waiting
for us.

to believe you now.

It's the last we're going to hear of
this deportation nonsense, right?

I wish that were true. I know what
you've gone through, guys.

But that's not the way it works.

If this thing goes beyond this office,
the INS could get very curious.

Well, what are they going to think,
Town?

That Athena and Penelope went into the
ladies' room and then started shooting

themselves with a machine gun?

It's the best evidence we've got, Town.

Are you seriously suggesting we just
ignore it?

The INS takes the position that people
who get shot at could be good candidates

for deportation.

Now, if you don't back off, in two or
three days, Penelope and Athena could be

Greece's problem.

So, Ralph, a little more poached salmon?

Hey, why not?

Well, listen, make sure that it doesn't
have any more bones in it, huh?

You guys just go right on with dinner.
I'm going to see if I can give AJ a

Penelope, why don't you tell...

Ralph here. What happened to you in the
airport?

I spent 50 bucks on this, simply so that
man wouldn't be seen anywhere near or

in our office.

And now I'm supposed to debone it for
him? A .J., A .J., we need his help.

desperate. Think about those poor girls.

What if he choked on a bone?

Well, he may be my lawyer, but he's
still a lawyer.

So, Ralph, I was just telling A .J.

about how you helped Carlos's cousin
when he had that little problem with

immigration, so I'm sure that a couple
of Greek stewardesses will be a snap for

you. Yes, Ralph.

I can hardly wait to see how you apply
your razor -sharp mind to their dilemma.

Don't get me wrong, A .J., I like this
kind of case.

This kind of case is something I really
sink my teeth into, you know what I

mean? But, you know, stewardesses are
very difficult.

You missed one.

Look at them. How can they be difficult?

Well, they have D visas. D visas are
flukes, you know what I mean? It's like

visa's fallen to the Bermuda Triangle of
the immigration law. There's nothing

anybody can do to change the status of a
person who has a D visa.

Ralph, their lives are in danger.

If you were saying that simply to jack
up your fee, don't bother, just tell us

how much money you want.

I am really hurt.

You know that?

I really am.

I meant what I said.

There's no way that you can keep them
here unless they marry American

Their visas expire tomorrow at midnight.
Where are they going to find a couple

of guys to marry on such short notice?

Well, listen, so I'll ask a couple of my
clients. You know, you never know. What

kind of regulation is this now, Mr.

Lawyer? We've heard all about your rules
and laws from the police, from

immigration, and now you?

Doesn't anyone in this country care that
people are trying to murder us?

Oh, uh, great dinner, Rick. Really
terrific.

Okay, Rick, I'll let myself out, and
I'll do some research on the precedents,

you know what I mean? So take it easy.
Really good.

Athena, it's for you. It's long
distance.

Joanna?

Is that Carla?

Okay. Hello?

Hello? What happened?

What's the matter?

It's me, Joanna.

It's our roommate.

A man broke in and questioned her.

He asked her about me.

When she didn't answer him, he beat her.

Hey, Jane.

You're right.

We'll manage somehow. Excuse us for a
second.

But you heard Ralph. There's nothing we
can do.

I heard Ralph.

There is something we can do. What?

Marry them.

Say again.

Marry them.

Marry them.

Marry them.

Rick, this is a question of life and
death here.

Yeah, you're right.

Better call Mom and give her the good
news.

It's you.

No, no, no. AJ, this is the kind of news
Mom would want to get from you.

You know what you are, Rick. You're a
baby.

We are trying to protect the lives of
two endangered individuals, and you

haven't even got the gut to call your
own mother.

Right.

Hi, Mom. Are you busy? Because if you're
busy, I can call you back later if

you're busy or anything.

Yes, of course.

Yes, I'm sitting down.

You and your brother are what?

To whom?

Well, now, sweetheart, you listen to me.
You don't enter into matrimony because

some floozies want to slip through some
legal loophole.

I never knew you'd been a judge.

Acting. I was appointed to fill the
unexpired term of Judge Philbert in

when he died under suspicious
circumstances of 56.

Yoo -hoo, boys!

Mom, what are you doing? We're going to
get married on the boat.

Weddings and fleas don't mix.

Mom,

this is very festive, but...

Maybe I wasn't clear on the phone. You
were clear. It wasn't what I expected,

but if you're going to get married, I
want you to have a real wedding.

Would you excuse us? Just a minute, Mom.

Now, look, we are not really getting
married. I mean, it's going to be legal

everything, but you have to consider
that what we're doing is we're going

undercover as husbands.

I know. I think what you're both doing
is honorable and unselfish.

But weddings are important no matter
what prompts them.

They're lovely girls. Maybe you'll fall
in love with your wives.

Stranger things have happened.

Mom, we are not going to fall in love
with our wives. Trust me on this one.

AJ, think what used to happen in
arranged marriages.

Perfect strangers have been known to
live happily ever after.

Some of them got beheaded.

Now, introduce me to my daughter -in
-law.

Hi, Rick.

Oh, hi.

Who's getting married?

You don't know him?

Rick's getting married.

Aren't you, Rick?

Uh,

Mom, I'd like for you to meet... What
the hell are you doing here?

I'm the best man, stupid. I picked up
the rings, remember?

Smile. You could be on kind of camera.

Dearly beloved, we are gathered here
today to join these men and women... to

join these men and women...

In matrimony, marriage is a solemn and
momentous step not to be entered into

lightly or in haste or in uncertainty.
And so, by the powers vested in

me, I now pronounce you man and wife.
Men and wife.

You may kiss the bride.

Even had me going for a minute, yeah.

Well, now that that little charade is
over, we can get on with solving the

crime.

It's not over yet. You can't let your
guard down for a minute. The immigration

people will be all over you to make sure
you're living like married people.

What? How are we supposed to do that?
Well, you'll work it out.

And if you don't, these two ladies will
be on a plane back to Greece, and you'll

be up on fraud charges.

AJ?

You have room 507, Mr.

and Mrs. Richard Simon. Thank you.

King -size bed, view of the ocean.

I said twin beds.

I thought I said twin beds.

Twin beds. Twin beds.

I have a small room near the kitchen
with a view of the dumpster, if that's

you like.

You thought I was serious.

I was just kidding. No, Mr. Simon loves
the ocean view, don't you, Mr. Simon?

mind if I watch, too? I just couldn't
sleep.

Oh, no, sure.

Hey, do you need some more blankets or
pillows or sheets or anything?

Oh, no, thanks.

The bed's fine. It's just that the last
few days have been such a nightmare.

I never thought my wedding night would
be like this.

I'm real sorry about this room, Athena.

I know we're going to get married today.
I had both fumigated last week for

fleas. That's all right.

Poor Morton.

Marlowe.

Marlowe.

Hates spending the night at the vet.

So, quite a day, huh?

It has been.

You must be tired.

Me? Tired? No, not me.

I'll just sit here and read while you
snooze.

You just go right on to sleep.

Pretend I'm not here.

I'll pretend you're not here.

Well... Good night, Drake.

Good night, Athena.

Sleep well.

Hello? Yes.

This is his wife.

No!

Wait. Hello?

Catherine! No, Catherine, I can explain
this.

Would you like some champagne? I've got
some champagne in the fridge.

Rick.

There's more than enough room in this
bed.

Oh, that's all right. I'm perfectly
comfortable right here.

I'm just fine.

I'll bet Penelope's not making AJ sleep
on the floor.

You know something?

You're absolutely right.

I mean, if you can be adult about our
marriage...

If it weren't for you, I'd probably have
been murdered by now.

That's no big deal.

I've been so frightened.

Thank you so much for everything.

That's okay.

I'm here now.

Nothing's going to happen to you.

And I promise you, we'll get this whole
thing straightened out.

What you're feeling now is perfectly
natural.

You know?

This sort of reminds me of the time that
A .J. and I were doing surveillance on

a hockey team.

You probably don't even know what a
hockey team is.

That's all right.

Just picture six, guys.

Carrying big sticks, what about? Four
teeth among them.

You're very good at being a husband, A
.J.

Are you sure this is your first
marriage?

Yeah.

Uh, I was engaged once. I guess you
could say I was almost married.

It happened.

Wait, I had no right to ask you that
question. For a moment, I forgot why I

here.

Maybe after we find the killer and get
this whole mess drained out, maybe...

Maybe we could get to know each other
better.

Strange. The worst moments were after
the murder.

The flight was delayed for an extra 20
minutes.

We were terrified they were going to
drag us off the plane.

What caused the delay?

They held us up.

So they could load a casket.

A casket?

I got the papers on the body and the
casket.

I don't think they're going to solve
your problems.

He's an American. His name is Joseph
Demetrius. He died of a heart attack

he was on some kind of tour over there.

Yeah, and it's perfect.

Don't you see that? I mean, they killed
Douglas Marsh in the airport. They don't

have to worry about the body because
they ship it here under a phony name.

And then customs takes a look at the
coffin and says, yep, that's the body

right. It's pretty elaborate, guys.

Well, no, not really. You ship Marsh
home in the baggage compartment, get

somebody to take his seat on the
airplane, and somebody else here in San

to pick the body up when it arrives.

Okay, but why?

Well, because of you.

Moi? Well, I don't mean you personally.
I mean someone more flat of foot and

slow of wit.

Someone who would be dumb enough to
insist that you can't kill a guy in the

airport and make the body disappear.

Very creative. Mm -hmm.

Not them. You.

If you happen to find a body while we're
gone, please don't upset the little

ladies with gory details.

Again? You know, you're not the only
guys who like to leave their wives in

police custody while they're off
working, you know.

Mr. Tripp.

Surprised?

You shouldn't be.

I told you to get rid of the two
stewardesses, and you didn't.

Well, I couldn't get them alone.

There are these two.

Private detectives who are with him
every minute of the day.

If that's your only problem, the answer
is very simple.

Kill them all.

Yes, Mr. Demetrius. Yes, my name is A
.J. Simon, and I'm very sorry to hear

about your recent loss.

No, ma 'am, I wasn't talking about the
dog. I was talking about your husband,

Joseph Demetrius.

He is?

She's going to get him.

The man shipped here in a casket and
he's still alive?

I want to name it a travel agent.

Oh, I see you've got the news about Mr.

Demetrius. Yes.

No, no, no, Mrs. Demetrius. Please don't
disturb him. I really don't need to

talk to him.

I'm sorry to have bothered you.

Goodbye.

Where are the little women? I've got
some information that might be of

to you.

Be right down.

What is it?

Well, Demetrius is alive and he's clean.

Somebody learned his name and address
while he was in Greece and said he was

body in the casket.

I see.

So you've come to apologize to Penelope
and Athena for doubting them.

You just go right ahead, town. Don't let
us embarrass you.

Well, that's not all. When we were
tracking down Douglas Marsh for the

office, something strange turned up.

Something strange? We need that.

Not exactly. The passport is real, but
there is no Douglas Marsh.

No Douglas Marsh?

But we saw him.

Well, when we asked the government how
that happened, they gave it that special

kind of silent. The kind that means,
don't ask that again.

Rick, I've got a feeling we're out of
our league here.

Town. Do you suppose you could take
Athena and Penelope down to the station

give them a grand tour for a couple of
hours?

They already had the grand tour. Maybe
they'd like to see the inside of a

car.

Okay.

Right this way, ladies.

What are you doing?

Calling for help.

Yes, in San Diego, please. Telephone
number for Central Intelligence Agency.

Oh, A .J., you don't think they're going
to be in the phone book like a massage

parlor, do you?

Thank you.

They're in the phone book like a massage
parlor.

Yes, Central Intelligence Agency.

My name is A .J. Simon. Don't give them
your name. Geez.

I'm a private investigator, and I'd like
to report an incident that has come to

my attention.

Hi.

Art Copic.

Can I use your phone for a second? Well,
uh... It's Art Popek.

Is that water pump replaced yet?

That's my daughter's car, and we'll need
it by the end of the day.

Look, I'm at 555 -7800.

You just call me here when it's done.

You're, uh... Now, uh, tell me again.
What was your problem?

Uh... Two of our... clients witnessed a
murder in the airport in Iraq in Greece,

and we think that the victim may have
been a spook. I mean, a member of the

intelligence community.

Well, yeah.

Well, thanks for thinking of us. But all
our people are alive and well. It never

happened. I'm afraid our wives saw it
happen, Mr. Copac.

Hello?

Yeah? What do you mean? I don't care
about someone else at the Corvette. Just

get it done.

Jeez.

Now, where were we?

Our wives witnessed this murder that you
say never happened.

Oh, yeah, your wives had some
immigration problem, right? And then

attacked somewhere in this building.

By the imaginary murderer.

Let me put this to you as gently as
possible.

Foreign airline personnel assigned to
flights to the United States sometimes

involved with, well, the wrong sort of
people.

Mr. Kopeck.

They saw a murder.

Let me tell you how it usually goes.

A nice man says, take this package to my
sister in San Diego. It's perfume.

And the customs will wreck this pretty
package if I take it in.

Only it's not perfume.

It's cocaine from Colombia.

Or heroin from Turkey.

Penelope and Athena are not drug
smugglers.

They are flight attendants.

Innocent people.

Who stumbled into a dangerous situation.

Who talked you into marrying them so
that people that they don't know will

shooting at them with machine guns.

Kopec.

Yeah?

Finally. Okay, I'll be in... Now, pay
attention.

The wives of two American citizens are
in danger.

I'm sorry, guys.

I can see you have a problem, but this
isn't exactly a national security issue.

Off the record, I advise you to keep
this story in the family.

It'll only get the ladies in trouble.

I just got the call. They found the body
of Douglas Marsh in Escondido.

The home office has that.

The story's been contained.

You have 48 hours.

Who is it? Charles Armstrong here.

Oh, Rick.

Rick, wake up.

Rick.

Rick. What?

Hey.

What is it? Get the girl. It's
Armstrong.

It's one of those little checks Corliss
told us about.

I'm coming.

Just a sec. This lock's a little tricky
here. It takes me a moment to get it

open.

Here we go.

Oh, thank you.

Mr. Simon, I'm here to serve you and
your wife a notice to appear this

at the Office of Immigration and
Naturalization.

Won't you come in?

I tried to locate your brother and his
spouse, but, well, they've checked out

their hotel, and they're not on the
health book. I assume they were still on

their honeymoon, but obviously I was
mistaken.

It says 7 a .m., and it's already after
6 now. How do you expect...

Novel sleeping arrangement, Mr. Simon.
I'll be sure and mention it in my

Oh, no, it's not what you think.

What do you think?

Anyway, see, my boat has... Yes, we'll
save that until later.

I'll see all of you in about half an
hour.

And let me warn you, the consequences
will be grave if any of you fails to

appear.

You mean to tell me that Armstrong can
just rouse people in our own home

he wants to and tell them to come down
here?

Yeah, I called your wonderful lawyer and
the answer is yeah.

Right this way?

This is Miss Bell.

She and I are required to verify that
you are really living together as

couples. Therefore, we're going to split
you up and ask a few questions.

Mrs. Simon and Mrs. Simon?

If you'll follow Miss Bell, please.

Right this way.

Mr. Simon and Mr. Simon, walk this way.

Mrs. Andrew Simon, what side of the bed
does your husband sleep on?

Left. No, no, right.

No, left.

He moves around a lot.

Richard Simon.

What does your wife wear to bed?

We've been married three days. I haven't
discerned a pattern.

What does Richard Simon wear to bed?

What do you mean?

Does he wear pajamas?

Or does he sleep in the buff or some
combination of the two?

It's been cold. He slept in socks and
some sort of...

Leave this military church?

I think.

Richard Simon sleeps in his socks and
his underwear.

Andrew Simon, name the last movie you
and your wife would have seen.

That's easy.

Peat Bog Creatures, Tuesday night on The
Late Show.

Miss Bell, what happens if we don't
remember what our husband's habits are?

get sent back to grief.

It's all about these blobs that come up
out of the peat bogs. Tuesday night?

Yeah, Tuesday night.

Wasn't that your wedding night, Mr.
Simon?

Mrs. Richard Simon, maybe this will be
easier for you.

Can you tell me why your husband wears a
hat indoors?

It's a little odd, isn't it? Watching
horror movies on television on your

wedding night?

Have you ever seen the movie?

The romantic scenes are very steamy.
Rick, don't help me. When the blobs

to undulate and... Shut up, Rick.

It's sexy.

Well, you can go now. After Miss Bell
and I compare your answers with your

wives' answers, we will file our report.

We'll wait for our wives, thank you.

Well, they left some time ago.

You have got to be kidding.

wouldn't just take off without him.

Suppose the killer got inside?

No way.

Another ugly possibility just occurred
to me.

What if they failed the newlywed game?
They're being held for deportation. You

think Armstrong's gonna have guts enough
to tell us?

By mail, maybe.

No, I mean, they're lying to us about
something up there, but it's not that.

What if they didn't want us at all?

You're dead right.

And what's the point of quizzing us only
two days after we got married?

Somebody's after Charles.

Somebody right now is asking them
questions they didn't ask us, and I'll

anything I know who it is. That spook.

Kopec.

Langley, we're here to see Kopec. He's
in his office.

Wait.

Wait?

What are you doing here?

Gentlemen.

You're making a very serious mistake.

You're playing a game that's way over
your heads.

Where are we going?

Well, just on the outside possibility
that we are in over our heads.

How do honeymoons in Mexico sound to
you?

Is going to Mexico legal?

I don't know, but the time to figure
that out is when no one is shooting at

Do not be alarmed.

No one will get hurt.

I have a little problem that is going to
take a couple of days to be solved.

Then you will all be released.

I don't believe that. Do you believe
that? I don't believe that.

Do you know this guy?

Well, I'll say one thing for you guys.

You're neat.

Unfortunately, that is all we'll say for
you. Hey, I'm sorry we had to do things

this way, but there was a lot at stake.

Douglas Marsh was one of our agents.

His killers wanted it to look like he
died here.

An agent killed in circumstances like
that can cause us a lot of trouble.

Why was he murdered?

The man who grabbed you was a Greek
official.

Marsh discovered he was a KGB mole.

The rest you can figure out for
yourselves.

We can?

Well, I guess we'll learn the rest of it
when Penelope and Athena get their

official apology.

They just got it.

I got what you guys are looking for.

You guys are on the loose.

And here's copies of the annulment for
your hope chest.

And I know you really feel like
celebrating.

Well, listen, I'm sorry I can't party
with you guys.

I got to go. I'm shooting a commercial
for my office.

Uh -huh.

You know, I'm really going to miss
Athena.

But it'll be great to dust off my little
black book, get back in circulation

before the nasty rumor that I'm married
gets around.

Yeah.

Slowed off my mind.

Get back on the boat, all by myself.

You know, be a slob, watch wrestling.

Walk around in my drawers if I feel like
it.

Yeah.

No more stuffed grape leaves waiting for
me when I get home.

Hello.

Hi.

Tonight we're there last night in San
Diego.

We wanted to say goodbye to our ex
-husbands.

You heard that the annulment went
through?

Yes, Mr. Kornis was very happy to inform
us that this morning.

They're even planning an engagement
party for me and George when I get back.

The engagement party? That's terrific.

Congratulations.

I'll miss you, Rick.

And I'll miss Morton, too.

Well, Marlowe will miss being called
Morton.

And, uh, A .J. and I will be two lonely
old bachelors again.

It was a great marriage, Penelope.

Well, it lasted.

It was wonderful.

Thank you for everything.

I'll miss you, A .J.

Athena, we almost forgot the ring.

Oh, no, no.

Please, keep it.

Uh, yeah, as a matter of fact, here, why
don't you take this? Maybe you and

George can use it.

No, no, please, take it.

Hey, um, if you all aren't doing
anything this evening, why don't we all

for dinner together?

For old times' sake.