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There's nothing left to do here. We're going to need to have some help here.

We're going to call the cops, the FBI, the CIA.

On Simon and Sonny.

Get rid of it before it gets rid of you.

Ever try and reconstruct an entire murder scene from a yellow?

Tell me there's no objectionable portion of the human anatomy in that box.

Believe me, I never thought it would get this heavy.

Everybody be cool.

We think they're working for the Eastern Bloc. I don't care if you're talking

about the whole Red Army. They have my brother.

If things get really tough, I may have to take you out.

Good morning.

Good morning.

Excuse me, officer.

I'm unfamiliar with this airport. Before I get lost, let me see if I got my

direction straight.

That concourse I just came down, that's Concourse B?

Yes, it is.

Thank you.

You realize I had two guys following me all the way to the airport?

It's okay. I lost them. I just wish you told me, that's all.

Don't worry. Our little friend's fine.

But I don't think it's a good idea to take him along to Vegas.

I'm going to park him here with friends and catch a later flight out tonight.

All right.

You go check all the flights to Vegas.

Kelly and I will go shake hell until he spills.

Package got to wind up sooner or later in Vegas.

You better make sure it winds up in the right hands, pal.

Anybody gets in the way, there's a statistic.

Now go.

Relax. These guys are pros. They're private investigators.

I'll go to Vegas.

Scope out the deal.

And if it's okay, they'll deliver the package to me up there.

Pallor, I've known them for years.

They're like brothers.

One of them will wrestle any man in the house for five bucks.

The other hill, give them the five.

Yeah.

We lose contact, you call them.

Rick and A .J. Simon.

I could hear you halfway down the block. Do you know what time it is? A .J.,

where have you been? You will not believe the deal I got on these tools

man. You know Cheryl, the beautician, lives out near the airport?

She's got a cousin, Ronnie. He's a carpenter. Well, anyhow, business has

kind of slow, so he turns to burglary part -time, right? He gets popped. He

needs money for a lawyer. Got the whole set for 200 bucks.

We? Pale faith?

Oh, yeah, yeah. Well, I was a little short, so I, uh...

I took a hundred out of petty cash from the office, but I figured, you know what

the hell, somebody offers you Manhattan, you cough up to 24 bucks, right?

All right.

Now, I'm not upset about the money. Good. Because you are going to pay that

back. Ah, our tools.

And I'm not upset about the tools because conceivably they might come in

someday. There you go.

What I am upset about...

Is you turning my living room into a... Hey, I put down a drop cloth.

Did you happen to notice that they were designer sheets?

No, I noticed they were in the laundry.

Rick,

do you lie awake?

Get night dreaming these things up or just sort of come to envision?

Okay, okay, okay. I'll have this place looking like a motel again in ten

minutes.

Now, what are you building anyway?

Nothing. I was just kind of practicing.

Practicing? Yeah, you know, get the feel of the tools and... Practicing?

Somebody at the door.

Yes, I know.

Probably the happy villagers come to burn the castle down.

It's amazing what a skill saw in the middle of the night will do to transform

otherwise tranquil community into a bunch of froth and lunatics.

Speaking of which, it's a first for you, Jerry.

As a coroner, you have probably never arrived on the scene of the crime before

the murder.

How you doing, Jerry? How about a shooter? You know, kind of wash out the

graveyard shit.

Thanks, but actually I didn't come here to play.

Came here to congratulate you guys.

For what?

You just won a free trip to Las Vegas.

Travel arrangement and promotional considerations courtesy of the good

Dr. J.

I think you already had a couple of futures.

All you have to do is sit on this thing for a couple of days, no questions

asked, and it's Viva Las Vegas for you and the brother of your choice.

What's in it?

That's a question. You smell formaldehyde on his breath.

Mm -hmm.

Look, it's not drugs or anything illegal. It's just a little business

I'm involved in.

Jerry, if you're in some kind of trouble... Trouble?

If everything goes well, I'm going to be in a new tax bracket.

Hell.

Maybe I'll retire.

Tahiti.

Sure beats tagging the big toe.

I thought you liked it at the morgue.

The bloom is off the lily.

Ah.

Ever try and reconstruct an entire murder scene from a near lobe?

Not lately.

Now, come on. Are you guys with me on this one or not?

I'd like to sleep on it.

Good morning, Sahara, Las Vegas.

Yes, is Jerry Reiner in yet, please?

No, he's not.

Could I leave a message for him?

Would you tell him that Mother Hen called?

We had a couple of foxes in the coop last night.

He's got a couple of mad wet hens.

I'd like to talk to him right away.

Have you got all that, or do you want to read it back to me?

Hey, mister, I'm no idiot.

Two guys broke into your place and didn't get what they came for.

Right?

Thank you. You're welcome.

He's probably having a good time at the table.

We're playing tag with strangers in the night.

You might want to pick up on this. This is Fred Haller.

Hello?

Hello. Is Fred Haller there?

Yeah, who is it?

May I speak to him?

Well, he's sort of on his way out.

Give me your name and number and I'll get back to you.

No,

I'm going to be on the road all day. I'll just... Try and get in touch with

later. You sure there's no message? I mean, if it's important, you can tell me

what you want to talk to him about.

That's all right, officer.

He's okay.

I'm afraid not.

This is Lieutenant Feeling with Homicide.

There's been a slight problem here.

Fred Haller is dead.

You better tell me who this is.

Hello? Hello?

I'm sorry, hello?

Hello? I can't hear you. I can't hear you. I can't hear you. We've got a bad

connection.

A video game?

It is a video game.

No, I wish we could serve this whole mess to the police. Let them digest it.

Man, that eats Jerry alive.

I tell you, when we find him, he better have some answers here or he's going to

wind up working on himself.

Stupid game.

Don't feel bad.

Nobody over the age of 12 can win at that thing. When I was 12, I had

different.

Remember my frog collection?

Anyway, I beat this thing nine times out of ten.

It's been programmed by Doris Fenstermacher. It's a pushover.

Maybe it's playing possum.

It's lulling you into a false sense of complacency.

It's lulling me into boredom.

Played coin returns that were more fun.

Why would anybody kill over a thing like this?

Look at this. This four -speed doesn't even work. You push super kill, what do

you get? Alphabet soup.

Well, I think you better forget that little game, because we are now entering

the big casino.

Oh, yeah.

You know, as long as we're here, there's no reason we can't kick back a little

bit.

Play a little craps, take in a couple of shows.

There's one I wouldn't mind seeing.

Wayne Newton?

You don't like Wayne Newton.

What? The wainer? Are you kidding me?

Donka Shane? One of my all -time favorites.

Oh, especially when sung to the accompaniment of a 60 half -naked chorus

Whole naked chorus girl.

Thank you.

Here we go.

Hey, buddy. You like Liberace's piano, all right? Yes, sir.

Liberace's piano. Is that another favorite?

If you can play Moonlight Sonata. Thank you.

Hi. Hello. Tell us what room Jerry Reiner's in, please.

Oh, I'm sorry, but we don't give out that kind of information on our

guests. You'll have to use the house phone.

Well, see, we are trying that, and he's not answering.

See, he's supposed to meet us down here at that seminar on management trainees,

and I'm getting a little worried about him because of that heart condition he

has.

Well, it's probably not that at all. I mean, I'm sure he's just in the shower

something. It's really, you know, we're just gun -shy. Ever since that Knights

of Columbus meeting we had, what was that? Oh, my goodness.

Yeah, you know, and he had to call the paramedics and everything. That poor man

was just as blue as he could be. I never did think it was going to get him

warmed up.

Mr. Reiner is in room 5136.

5136.

5136. Thank you very much. I sure do appreciate this.

You know, it is possible he has someone in there. I don't care if he's got a

whole ladies' fast -pitch softball team in there.

Oh, boy.

Well, let's say we're looking at one of two things.

Either it was one hell of a party or it was gangland slang.

Maybe room service didn't like the tip he left them.

Rick? Oh, no.

Wasn't a shower.

Well, at least he's not dead.

He was together enough to patch himself up, get some first aid.

Owl's almost dry.

Probably split during the night.

Oh, he might still be in the neighborhood.

If I were him, I'd hide out in a crowd.

Insurance?

Thank you very much, sir.

$300 in 10 minutes is a new land speed record.

You wouldn't lose so much if you just hedged your bets.

It's against my religion.

I've seen about 100 guys in here look like Jerry.

up hairspray and build a change in this place to make a suspension bridge.

Still no sign of him.

I ain't going to try some other part of the hotel. Jerry's not a gambler. He

hired us, didn't he?

Aren't you finished yet?

I could lose my job for letting you up here.

You could lose a lot more than that if you don't stop interrupting me.

Sure.

Anything you say.

I've got what I want. You can have your eye back.

Well, if we can't find Jerry, maybe we can find out what he came here to do.

It doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out he's trying to unload this

little baby.

No? But to whom?

Ah. Ah.

Well, here's a good place to begin.

Oh.

Okay. Well, let's see. I think we can safely rule out the Rotarians.

Yep.

Ditto the Western Council of Churches. Yep. Ditto the Light for the South.

Here's a possibility.

North American Alliance of Electrical Engineers. I mean, we're talking about

electrical gadget, right?

Mm -hmm. What do you think?

Oh, uh, well, I think I got it.

International toy manufacturers.

Yeah, but they don't show up until next week.

Yeah, that doesn't mean some of the guys aren't going to show up a little early.

You know, get a little jump on the competition.

Maybe Jerry's out trying to find a middleman. Rick! What?

Remember the two duffers I told you about?

Yeah. Well, they are coming up the fairway right now. They've got an extra

caddy, and you can bet they're packing a lot of iron.

Tee off. Oh,

yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Over here. What?

Miss Ruth Eagle, your taxi is waiting at main entrance.

Miss Ruth Eagle.

Hi, Bob.

Oh, hi. Jim Cain. Hi.

Charles, New West Virginia.

Hi, Jim.

Sister Mary Grace Kathleen?

If you run into a nice lady all dressed in black named George Hammond, would you

tell her she's got my name checked?

Good afternoon, Sahara, Las Vegas.

Oh, no, I'm sorry. The hotel does not have a resident psychiatrist.

I can give you the phone number of the Suicide Prevention Center.

Got a pencil?

555 -6789.

You're welcome.

Now, have a nice day.

Oh, you were saying?

Oh, yeah, I was saying it's not every day that you get to meet a famous

historical figure like U .S. Grant.

Now, all you Lissies here would just love to go home with you, but first of

we need a favor.

Now, listen here, fellas.

I don't know what bellboy sent you down here, but you're definitely barking up

the wrong tree.

Oh, no, no, you misunderstood.

We need a small clerical favor.

Sorry, I don't know any priests.

No, um, a friend of ours is in a lot of trouble.

Now, the only way we can help this friend is by finding out exactly what

he made while staying here.

His name is Jerry Reiner, room 5136.

Wait a minute. You guys must be the Wet Hens.

Yes, we have a travel agent in the lobby.

Okay.

Uh -uh, there it is.

Boy, your friend must be in a lot of trouble. He's a desperate man.

Why? Well, Mr. Reiner made five phone calls, all to the same place, the

Appaloosa Ranch.

Mm -hmm.

So funny about a guy calling a ranch.

Oh, nothing. Only this ranch has a little different livestock, if you

At the Appaloosa, the guests spend more time in the bunkhouse than they do out

on the range.

This doesn't make any sense.

I mean, why would Jerry come all the way out here when the same services are

offered back in town with a lot more style?

Very weird.

Now, what do you expect from a guy who faces death every day with a grin on his

face and a pair of carpet shears? Besides, there's no guarantee we're even

to find him. We could be making this long, lonely drive for nothing.

Oh, I can think of something.

Ah, come on. No, Rick, we cannot stop for her. We are in the middle of a case.

And she's in the middle of nowhere.

Hi.

Hi. I didn't think anybody was going to stop.

What, are you kidding? You're stuck out here in the middle of nowhere?

Here, hop in. We'll get you to a phone. Thanks.

You know, most guys traveling this road are in too big a hurry to stop.

No, we're in no hurry, I can tell you that.

Going down here to see a friend of ours.

Oh, one of the ranch hands?

No, one of the happy guests.

What are you doing on this piece of road?

I'm with the biology department at the university.

Really? Yeah, I came out here to catch a few lizards, and the only thing I

caught was a broken radiator hose.

You know, I've been in Vegas for five years, and this is the first bum luck

had.

Well, your bad luck is our good luck.

Otherwise, we'd have never met.

Thanks. You know, if you're going to be in town for a few days, maybe I can

return the favor and buy you dinner.

I'd like that.

How you fix for French restaurants around here?

We eat French all the time. I was thinking maybe, you know, like a nice

rib, baked potato, bottle of red wine.

Well, thanks again.

You're very welcome.

You know, we'd be happy to give you a ride back.

We're not going to be here that long.

No, thanks. I don't want to wear out my welcome with you guys.

There's a pay phone right over there, and I'll give the auto club a phone

They'll send a tow truck out here a lot faster than they would out by my car.

I'm sure they will.

I'll tell you what.

This is good for one free dinner on the town that never sleeps.

We'll be in touch. Thank you.

I'll give you a call as soon as we're through our business.

Bye -bye. Bye -bye.

We can't stop her, Rick. We're in the middle of a case.

Well, you were right. It was the gentlemanly thing to do.

Yeah, this is Ethel.

What's your pleasure, boys?

Actually, ma 'am, we're looking for a

fellow.

Then you just wasted seven gallons worth of high octane because the only men out

here are these boys, my boys. No, no, no, you don't understand.

We're trying to help a friend of ours.

We thought he might be hiding out here.

Does the name Jerry Reiner ring any bells with you?

It just might ring your two bells if you don't leave right now. It's okay,

Ethel.

I've never been happier to see two guys all my life.

What happened to you?

It's a long story.

Howler's dead.

How did it happen?

That's your department.

And you better tell us what's going on. Yeah, if you don't level with us, we're

gonna feed you to the lie detectors and rubber hoses back in town. Believe me, I

never thought it would get this heavy.

Although I should have known when room service sent up those goons who tried to

scramble my eggs.

I'm lucky.

Ethel and I have a mutual friend.

A local coroner.

Ethel's has the best security in town.

The, uh, goons, uh, salt and pepper set?

Yeah. Same guys who tailed me to the airport in San Diego.

That what?

You think they roughed you up or did you see what we're going to do to you?

Wait, you mean that you knew when you hired us that you were being followed

you didn't bother to say anything?

I thought I had everything under control.

Okay, so it was dumb.

Dumb?

Now what is so special about a simple kid's toy that gets one guy put down and

three others on the menu? It's a prototype for a new game. It's not on

market yet.

Hallow was a computer engineer.

He came up with a hot new design.

But he wouldn't sell to any of the major toy companies over here. He was going

to make a deal with the Japanese.

The whole transaction had to be kept under wraps.

So, he said he'd cut me in for a percentage if I could pull off the deal.

Nobody knows me.

I slip in, contact the middleman.

Make the exchange.

Bingo! Ten percent of a couple of million.

Just... How well did you know Heller?

Not real well.

You serviced the computers up in motor vehicles.

Met him in City Hall cafeteria a few times.

Jerry, what is the date on your birth certificate? Yesterday?

Hey, it sounded like a good deal at the time.

When are you supposed to contact the middleman?

Except for tonight.

I'm supposed to meet him at the lounge in the Eagle Inn at 8 .30.

Who else knows about this meeting besides you and the middleman?

Howler, he's the one who set everything up to begin with.

He gave me the name of the guy to contact.

Well, I'll tell you, there's more to this little game than meets the old hand

-eye.

Yeah. Wish I'd spend more of my Saturday mornings with Mr. Wizard than the Cisco

kid. Take that thing apart and figure out what makes it tick.

We need a computer expert.

No sweat.

Well, Ethel, aren't computers just a little out of her line?

Nothing is out of her line.

When I die,

this is where I want to go.

Arnie, thanks a lot for this favor. That's all. Really appreciate it.

She'll repay it.

Boy, so you run the whole show from up here. I mean, the special effects and

that. The computer does it all? Not everything.

The most dazzling effects in this show come from a different breed of solid

state.

Okay, let's see what we got here.

You never know what you'll find until you look under the hood.

That's what I always say.

I don't think I want to be looking at this, guys.

What are you talking about?

See this little doohickey here?

You can go to the moon on it.

The other three speeds are just part of the game, but this fourth one...

Superkill. Yeah.

That's a good name for it, all right.

This gobbledygook is a series of binary numbers arranged in a code.

Uh -huh.

I take it we're talking about a technology that's a little bit more

than Pac -Man? Yeah.

We're talking ULSI. We are?

Ultra Large Scale Integration.

Ah. Ah.

Normally a little game like this will have about 20 ,000 transistors on a

This little baby looks like about a million.

It's elsewhere, too, huh?

Are you kidding?

This thing couldn't be for sale.

My guess is it was shoplifted from a hardware store owned by a nice old man

a long white beard that's in a thousand stripes forever.

You want a little friendly advice, guys?

Okay. Get rid of it before it gets rid of you.

Okay.

Chip. Chip, let me... Gas station up there.

Give us directions to the federal building.

Are you crazy?

We turn this over to them now and I'll have my choice of murder or treason.

We'll be away so far, they'll have to pump daylight to me.

So what do you want us to do, join you?

Look, nobody knows about this.

Except the middle man and the other party.

Before we go to the feds, we've got to flush them out.

They killed Haller. They're the only ones that can clear me.

We continue with the game plan.

They'll show up again, I'm sure of it.

That's the kind of logic that comes with a vitamin deficiency.

Keep going to the feds.

It's like this.

Uncle Sam, Goose Burson, forgets later.

Come in, come in.

Water's fine.

But seriously, folks, we hope you're enjoying the lovely Eagle Inn. Yeah, at

least they get the construction and the lobby.

We're not saying the rooms here are small, but... You gotta go out in the

to change your mind.

That's right.

Hey, your lips are moving.

Hey, Bergen's lips move, nobody mind it. Yeah, he was on the radio, who the hell

cared? Hey, listen, one more crack at you and I'll have you laminated.

That's more like it. That's what your girlfriend told me last night after you

went to sleep.

Listen, what do you know about girlfriends anyway? I don't know which

Having guys trying to kill you in the middle of the night or having to watch

this? Oh, at least for your next act, I understand. It's a blonde and her

singing German Shepherd.

Oh, terrific.

Oh, and you need this Joel Grey and little black lace and we'll have it all.

Anyone who's made contact with Jerry's been his waitress.

Listen, um, we could play the big rooms, I guess, but we'd like the intimacy of

the crowd here.

Uh, ladies, what am I bid for this key, huh?

Hot and cold running. Hey, can you...

my trunk key. Oh, no, you don't. How about over here? Anybody over here?

No, she's not going to take it. There's no lady.

Let's try over here.

I don't think so. You're not going to find anybody.

Leave me here in an hour after this show.

I don't know why I hang around with this guy. He's a lousy conversationalist.

The food stinks and the pay I could cash on a bus.

What's wrong with the pay, Humphrey? I take care of your room and board.

Are you kidding?

My room is a suitcase.

What about the board? You're looking at it.

You didn't tell me you were bringing someone.

It's okay, Hump.

Sorry, Hump's just a little paranoid.

You're downright.

And if any of you are attacking me, bring a nut here to me right now, or I'm

walking.

Come on, guys.

Humoring.

That's better. I feel more comfortable on stage.

On the piano.

Thank you.

Now, why don't you join over here, gentlemen.

I'd like to see the merchandise, please.

You don't get to peek inside until we see the color of your money.

Wait till I find out it's all in yen.

It's a small joke.

What do you want from plywood, Richard Pryor?

Here's a bookmark.

Go lose yourself for about an hour, or we're going to park you in the cheap

seats.

Permanently.

Come on.

I think our Japanese clients would appreciate your little joke, Sunfrey.

Then again, once they get their hands on that game, I guess they'll have the

last laugh.

I take it you know just how special this item is.

You wouldn't know the difference between that and a hair dryer.

Hump's right. I don't want to know. We're just the brokers, like you.

Everybody be cool.

Sorry, but there's nothing left to do. We're going to have some help here.

going to call the cops, the FBI, the CIA.

Jerry, Jerry, come on. If you are trying to save someone in the water, the last

thing you do is start ticking the screen. And if you want to have an

attack, go out in the parking lot, okay? Because I've got to think.

Sorry,

guys. You didn't give me a chance to tell you that the chip wasn't in there.

There you go again.

You keep beating on me like that, how are we ever going to establish a

meaningful relationship?

We'll keep working on that, don't you worry.

You're going to wind up begging me to ask you where that chip is.

They don't have the chips.

Rick is still okay. My guess is they'll get in touch, they'll try and set up an

exchange. I know we've got to get Rick back, but I mean, did we just hand it

over to him? It could be anybody.

I

heard

about your brother.

I guess it's your turn for a run of bum luck.

Biologist with the State University, huh?

What the hell's going on here?

I'm Laura Reynolds, Jerry.

I hope you don't mind the familiarity, but I've been with you for over a month

now.

Ever since Haller first made contact.

Who are you?

One of the good guys.

How do I know that?

I'm wearing white, aren't I?

I tell you what, we don't usually carry business cards.

But I tell you what you can do. You can get on the phone and call your friend

Janet Fowler in San Diego. Somebody's been talking to her.

Yeah, this is getting us nowhere.

Maybe this will help.

When you were a kid, did you ever swap baseball cards? I mean, you know, when

you weren't out picking on somebody half your size.

It seems to me like you guys sitting here on Whitey Ford, AJ and Jerry, are

looking at Mickey Mantle.

Seems to me like an easy trade.

Okay, thank you, Janet.

Yes.

Yes, I understand.

No, I don't want to call Washington.

No, I'll tell you later. Let me call you back, okay? We're in a little hot water

here, all right?

Right.

Well, now that you know who I am, I think you'd better give me the chip if

you've got it.

I have it.

And I intend to hang on to it and use it for all it's worth until I get my

brother back.

That's fine. We can help you. You give me the chip, and we'll see that the

authorities... Do everything they can to kill him? I know how they spell

finesse. It's S -W -A -T.

There's just one thing you guys are loyal to, and that's your job. We give

that chip, you walk away, and A .J. here becomes an instant only child.

I don't think you understand.

That chip in the wrong hands could orphan New York City.

Or Leningrad.

They're no wrong hands. They're only wrong minds.

They're enough idiots on both sides to turn the whole world into a nuclear

game. Look, A .J., I didn't make the rules, all right? But I know enough to

we've got to have 11 guys on the field or we forfeit the game. Yeah, well, I'm

not playing the game. Oh, yes, you're playing the game. You just don't know

about it, and you're in way over your head. I'm not talking about some small

like the ventriloquist. You know about him?

Of course we knew about him. We picked up on him five minutes after Heller

the chip.

We're after the other guys.

We think they're working for the Eastern Block. And, A .J., if you ride bareback

after them, they're going to burn you.

I don't care if you're talking about the whole Red Army. They have my brother.

I'll give you the chip.

In 24 hours.

I'm sorry, I can't go with that. Well, then you can't go at all. And lady,

you dare try and stop me!

Because if you do, I will walk all the way to Washington, D .C., and I will

to a lot of people on the way.

All right, okay.

But you've got to let me ride shotgun.

That's fine. You want to call up the cavalry?

Fine with me.

They're going to want to make a trade, so maybe we can set them up. I am the

cavalry. It's a very tricky operation, and we can't call out the brass band.

Well, what can you call out?

Very little firepower and absolutely no visibility.

But if things get tough, I can try and back you up.

If things get really tough, I may have to take you out.

But for right now, you've got to trust me enough to show me that chip.

You're good.

Let's hope they're not better.

Yes?

AJ, guess who?

Are you all right?

Oh, yeah, we're getting along just fine.

Matter of fact, later on, we'll probably all just pile into the station wagon

and go catch Barry Manilow's late show.

Look, Rick... Just shut up and listen.

You bring what we want, we'll have something for you.

The wheel is turning.

Let's place our bets.

I think we're a little early for the tour.

I understand it's well worth the wait though.

If your friend doesn't get here in about five minutes, you're going to get a

personal tour.

A lot to see on your way down.

You look fast.

Maybe you'd like to join me.

Try anything funny and Humpty Dumpty there has a big fall.

Dawson, shake him down.

Let's get on with it.

Where's the chip?

Get him away from the edge first.

That's okay, Jack. I kind of like it up here. Great view.

The chip.

We can do this all day.

First you get him away from the edge.

Then I show you the chip. You want to see how fast he'll go away? Because

going to in about two seconds if I don't see that chip.

Cute.

Now spit it out and hand it to me.

First you get him away from the edge.

Otherwise I'll just swallow the chip. Then we can go through this whole thing

again in 12 hours.

Don't get nervous, boys.

No funny business.

Let the old geezers go away, and then we'll take care of business.

How much are you going to make out of this deal?

Enough to get me a bus ticket to the next century.

If there is one, after you and your friends are through blowing up the

Hey, I'm a businessman, not the Secretary of State.

You're looking at it.

It's over there.

What are you, right?

I know I'm right.

You want to see how far down it is, huh?

Huh? Huh?

AJ!

AJ, it's a pretty long way down there. If you're going to do it, kick him,

push him. Otherwise, you might go with him.

Come on, tough guy.

Jerry, bring your two.

And you've got some explaining to do.

That, the nicest one -woman band I have ever heard.

Well, you play a pretty mean solo yourself.

Now can I have that chip?

Come and get it.

one of your patients.

Come on, up against the car.

That's it. Get a little cute. Something like that.

Guess what? You found honest work. You're gonna drive.

Hey, AJ.

Gotta go.

Hey, AJ.