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Is that you, my prince charming?
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You expecting someone else?
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Oh, no, never.
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You look amazing, baby.
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But can I make one suggestion?
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Sure.
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I had a feeling that would be your
suggestion.
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Can you guess my next one?
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Guess mine.
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I need your love.
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I've got to have it. I need your love.
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I've got to feel it. I want your touch.
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I've got to have it.
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I need your love.
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I've got to feel it. Hold me close.
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Big look down.
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Won't you go?
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Let's cruise, go, go, go.
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I want your love.
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I've got to have it. I need your love.
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I've got to have it. I want your touch.
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I've got to have it. I need your love.
I've got to have it.
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Have a new So let it go
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Now watch it grow
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I want your love
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I've got to have it I need your love
I've got to play
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Your turn.
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I've got to have it.
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This is Galactic Explorer 69.
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My landing was successful.
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Very well, 69.
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For the sake of the Earthlings, I will
call you Serena while you're on their
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planet. As you wish, oh Supreme
Mistress.
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May I now learn the reason of my
travels? Very well.
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24 Earth hours to engage in their sex
secrets.
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The knowledge that you bring back to
Deltan is imperative.
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Without it, our civilization will not
survive another light year.
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I do not understand.
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Don't stop fucking for the next 24 Earth
hours.
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Oh, I like that.
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This is Serena signing off.
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Watching us through the window.
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Who
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are
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you? I'm Serena.
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I come in peace.
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Is this some kind of joke?
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What is a joke?
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It's nothing.
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I'm Mark, and this is my friend Cindy.
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Your friend?
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Nice outfit, by the way.
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Thank you.
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That was a joke.
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Another joke?
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Do you Earthlings do this a lot?
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Yes, we do, Serena.
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So, where do you come from?
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I come from Deltron, third planet in the
first galaxy.
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It is outside your solar system.
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Of course it is.
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So, like, what are you doing here?
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I've come to learn from you Earthlings.
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Okay, that's it. This chick's crazy. I'm
calling 911.
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Is that another joke?
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Hold on, let's just play along.
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It's going to be fun.
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So, Serena, do you have any special
powers or...
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Special powers. Yeah.
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Like, can you make yourself disappear?
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Hmm. I cannot do that.
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But I can do this.
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Whoa!
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That's unbelievable.
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That's amazing.
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May I begin learning now?
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I don't know. May she?
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Why the hell not, sir?
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Really? Yeah.
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It's a woman's prerogative to change
minds.
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That's why I love you, babe. Mm -hmm.
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kitty kitty kitty
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Come over here, my baby chickbang.
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Oh, kiss your pink cat's paws.
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And rub your belly with my cheek.
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Oh, my alley cat kitty.
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Pussy, pussy, meenoo.
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My baby chickbang.
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Pussy chickbang.
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Pussy pussy Batman.
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Pussy pussy Batman.
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Pussy pussy Batman.
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Pussy pussy Batman.
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Pussy pussy Batman.
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Pussy pussy Batman.
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Pussy pussy Batman.
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Oh pussy.
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Pussy pussy.
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Oh, I
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love you, little big
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pussy.
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You'll be here, my little kitty cat.
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Oh, yeah.
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Look at those big green eyes.
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Cute little bird that sings, but none.
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Come over here, my pussy.
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Meow.
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Let's get in the cat nest.
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Aw.
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That's it.
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Bounce that fur ball into my sweet
hugged up lip.
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Thank you.
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Oh, this is an emergency.
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I must take this.
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No.
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No.
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Serena, sorry to keep you waiting. My
servants were misbehaving again, and I
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to teach them a lesson.
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You're the best teacher I know, Supreme
Mistress.
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Too bad it doesn't result in
procreation.
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Oh, you're so kind.
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I just called to report back.
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I've engaged the Earthlings in sexual
intercourse, and it seems to be quite
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gratifying. In fact, it's extremely
exciting.
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That's good news, Serena. And are you
learning anything?
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Oh, yes.
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I've learned this thing called joking.
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But I haven't quite figured it out yet.
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Is that all you've learned?
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I've also learned that the male species
has something that gravely resembles our
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communication devices.
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Do you mean our dildometer?
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Yes.
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Only theirs are much larger.
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Interesting. I couldn't imagine why they
would need to be larger.
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Until this morning, Supreme Mistress,
neither could I.
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Well, keep up the good work and get back
to me when you've learned more.
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Serena signing off.
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Calls you a sweetheart, but naked,
playing a pot.
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40 men calls you a hooker, grabs a city,
wants to fuck her. You want us, but not
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that way.
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This old fart wants to be jaded. Calling
his dick a monster's thing.
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Bet a crap shoe, he's a Hollywood star.
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Giddy with blinds and a zoo.
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Do you run with the Lesbo group?
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You're as the dog sits at home while
you're out.
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Fucking too long.
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Now you see the porno flick.
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Hot and horny, you wish you'd lick your
pinky toe that you call dick.
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Busting out of that push -up bar.
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Let's do it right here.
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I need to use the shower.
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Oh, is this clean up another one of
those jokes?
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Are you for real?
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Yes, I believe I am.
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Is this liquid used in clean up?
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You want to find out?
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Would you like to join us and clean up?
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She really is a freak, isn't she?
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You ain't seen nothing yet.
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Serena, just had your trick.
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Very well.
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How did you do that?
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Doesn't matter.
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Come on, get in here before Marcus does.
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thank you
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What are you doing here?
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Help left 10 minutes ago. I know. He's
at my place.
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I told him I was going to get some
booze.
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Stop it. We can't. Are you sure?
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I hate you.
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I know.
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You're damn right I don't.
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I was born to suck.
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Fuck until I'm sore.
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I was born to suck.
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Suck you like a whore.
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Christ to be alive.
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Christ to be alive.
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Christ to be alive.
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I was born to spread.
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Now I make it on your bed.
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I was born to make.
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Where's the feeling?
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I was born to play
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I can't believe I let you do this to me.
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Oh, right. So it's my fault.
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Well, really, that weapon against my ass
doesn't help matters.
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You see, that's where you and I differ.
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I think it helps greatly.
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I want to get laid.
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I thought you screwed that bouncer last
night. You know, the one you have a
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crush on?
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I did, but that was like 12 hours ago.
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God, Jen, you are such a slut.
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I don't know, Tina. I think Jen just has
a really healthy libido.
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What does that mean?
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He loves to fuss.
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Oh, yeah. Now you're talking.
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Let's go out for some pizza. I'd love to
get my hands on that delivery boy.
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Boy being the operative word.
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He's like... 16 years old.
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He's 18.
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Birthday was last week, and I told him
about when he was legal. I had a present
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for him.
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Oh, so you're ordering sausage.
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You better believe it. And I'm getting
some pizza, too.
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Maybe that's Armando.
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His name's Armando.
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He sounds hot. I think we'll all order
some sausage. I got dibs for this guy.
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Hello? Oh, hi, Cindy.
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That sounds good.
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I'm just around the corner in my place.
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I'm with Ally and Tina.
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Okay, we'll bring some tequila over, and
we'll be there soon.
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That was good.
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She invited us to her party, her and
Mark's place.
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Ooh, Mark.
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I know, speaking of sausage.
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Husband.
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Husband.
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Pussy.
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Pussy.
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Pussy. Pussy.
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Pussy.
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Pussy.
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Eat my wine.
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Be my guy.
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Slut like sex.
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Yeah, that's triple S.
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Talk like G.
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Bull right wing.
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Don't drop sex.
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Yeah, that's triple S.
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Brastic bitch.
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Slutty bitch.
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Say like that.
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Yeah, that's triple C.
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Stop that shit.
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With your dork.
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Fuck like that.
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Yeah, that's triple ass.
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Puffing ass.
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Ass up, bitch.
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Looks like pants.
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Yeah, that's triple ass.
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Puffing.
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Get me juicy.
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You'll go down.
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Yeah, that's triple ass.
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Fuck my haul.
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With your paw.
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Sounds like.
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Aroma up, though?
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Gifts with your help.
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More like that.
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Yeah, that's triple A.
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Cheap feet twice.
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Gifts don't cost.
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A lot more friends.
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Yeah, that's triple A.
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Pay for you.
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To watch that screw.
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Hardcore friends.
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Yeah, that's triple A. You've got no
doubt.
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Hey, who are they kidding?
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Anyway, you're not going to believe what
I just found.
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A spaceship.
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Have we started drinking?
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I'm serious.
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What? I'll show you. Oh, oh. It's right
over in the field.
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Hey, y 'all. A spaceship. A spaceship.
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00:27:38,080 --> 00:27:39,520
See? I told you.
274
00:27:40,140 --> 00:27:41,480
That can't be real.
275
00:27:41,720 --> 00:27:43,960
I don't think so. Did the chick at her
place, Serena?
276
00:27:44,280 --> 00:27:45,700
She was sent for another planet.
277
00:27:45,980 --> 00:27:47,180
You think I'm crazy, don't you?
278
00:27:47,780 --> 00:27:48,780
No.
279
00:27:48,960 --> 00:27:49,960
Because it's true.
280
00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:51,000
You'll meet her.
281
00:27:51,580 --> 00:27:55,880
Well, I'm a little disappointed then
because I thought you lured me here to
282
00:27:55,880 --> 00:27:58,320
advantage of me and now I see there's a
real ship.
283
00:27:59,120 --> 00:28:02,360
Well, I mean, the spaceship was the one
thing I wanted to show you.
284
00:28:02,960 --> 00:28:06,140
Really? Well, let's go check it out.
285
00:28:20,780 --> 00:28:22,080
How did you know how to get in here?
286
00:28:22,320 --> 00:28:24,660
I just hit the side of the door and it
opened up.
287
00:28:26,260 --> 00:28:31,180
Well, since we're here, maybe we should
make the most of it.
288
00:28:31,760 --> 00:28:33,060
I like that idea.
289
00:28:56,910 --> 00:28:58,470
Come here.
290
00:28:59,990 --> 00:29:06,690
Fill in my head.
291
00:29:11,550 --> 00:29:13,930
Reach up.
292
00:29:15,170 --> 00:29:17,110
Head up.
293
00:29:19,330 --> 00:29:21,350
Come up.
294
00:29:22,710 --> 00:29:25,230
Is that done?
295
00:29:30,830 --> 00:29:32,390
Hypnotic touching me.
296
00:29:37,110 --> 00:29:39,830
Hypnotic. Think about it.
297
00:29:45,730 --> 00:29:48,250
Hypnotic. Take me away.
298
00:29:51,950 --> 00:29:55,370
Hypnotic. Help the God.
299
00:30:05,919 --> 00:30:07,640
Let's fly.
300
00:30:32,880 --> 00:30:34,440
Yes, it's me.
301
00:30:38,660 --> 00:30:40,360
Come over here.
302
00:30:40,700 --> 00:30:42,500
Do you like what you see?
303
00:30:44,180 --> 00:30:47,760
I don't think so.
304
00:30:48,720 --> 00:30:50,260
Answer my prayer.
305
00:30:53,280 --> 00:30:55,660
I don't think so.
306
00:30:56,060 --> 00:30:57,720
Come on, dance.
307
00:31:15,630 --> 00:31:18,330
I think I love it.
308
00:31:23,110 --> 00:31:24,690
Oh, yeah.
309
00:31:26,130 --> 00:31:27,130
Hypnotic.
310
00:31:30,330 --> 00:31:32,010
Give it to me.
311
00:31:47,690 --> 00:31:48,690
Thank you.
312
00:31:49,950 --> 00:31:52,150
Thank you.
313
00:31:53,910 --> 00:31:56,150
Thank you.
314
00:32:19,409 --> 00:32:23,210
Thank you. Thank you.
315
00:32:44,970 --> 00:32:46,030
Oh, my God.
316
00:32:52,370 --> 00:32:53,450
Hypnotic dog.
317
00:33:17,770 --> 00:33:18,770
Hi,
318
00:33:19,590 --> 00:33:20,149
y 'all.
319
00:33:20,150 --> 00:33:21,150
Hola.
320
00:33:21,870 --> 00:33:22,870
Hey, girls.
321
00:33:24,930 --> 00:33:26,170
Have you guys seen Tina?
322
00:33:26,850 --> 00:33:29,090
My guess is she's just finishing up with
lunch.
323
00:33:29,850 --> 00:33:30,850
Sausage, I believe.
324
00:33:31,410 --> 00:33:32,410
That would be my guess.
325
00:33:33,110 --> 00:33:33,989
Oh, well.
326
00:33:33,990 --> 00:33:35,030
I hope we see her soon.
327
00:33:36,310 --> 00:33:37,310
That's a good chance.
328
00:33:38,030 --> 00:33:39,030
Chances are excellent.
329
00:33:39,210 --> 00:33:40,210
So, Sam,
330
00:33:40,970 --> 00:33:42,570
what's your friend?
331
00:33:46,350 --> 00:33:47,910
This is Serena.
332
00:33:48,150 --> 00:33:52,210
She's from... Deltron. The third planet
in the first galaxy.
333
00:33:52,790 --> 00:33:54,510
It's outside our universe.
334
00:33:54,890 --> 00:33:58,550
She's been sent here to fuck Earthlings.
335
00:33:59,090 --> 00:34:01,870
That's nice. Todd, did you get an
anatomy instruction?
336
00:34:02,310 --> 00:34:03,310
Oh, yeah.
337
00:34:03,550 --> 00:34:05,550
She's unbelievable, and that's no joke.
338
00:34:06,640 --> 00:34:08,820
I really do not understand this joking.
339
00:34:10,400 --> 00:34:11,399
That's okay.
340
00:34:11,400 --> 00:34:13,460
You're perfect just the way you are.
341
00:34:14,780 --> 00:34:16,020
Thank you, Earthling Ted.
342
00:34:16,900 --> 00:34:19,540
Isn't she adorable? I mean, I'm
Earthling Ted.
343
00:34:19,800 --> 00:34:20,799
Isn't that great?
344
00:34:20,800 --> 00:34:22,980
Anyway, anyone want a drink?
345
00:34:23,239 --> 00:34:24,239
No, I'm good.
346
00:34:24,540 --> 00:34:25,360
No? No
347
00:34:25,360 --> 00:34:32,340
sense.
348
00:34:32,580 --> 00:34:33,960
Did you get on any of this production?
349
00:34:35,040 --> 00:34:38,520
Yeah. We had an amazing three -way.
350
00:34:39,239 --> 00:34:40,380
So what about Ted?
351
00:34:41,600 --> 00:34:47,620
Well, if you're asking me what I think
you're asking me, Mark and Ted, they're
352
00:34:47,620 --> 00:34:48,620
lot alike.
353
00:34:49,219 --> 00:34:51,480
Ted is more like his big brother.
354
00:34:51,900 --> 00:34:55,260
That's all I need to hear. Hey, Ted, I
think I'll take one of those drinks
355
00:34:55,260 --> 00:34:56,260
all.
356
00:35:11,180 --> 00:35:12,180
Did you say you wanted a drink?
357
00:35:12,580 --> 00:35:13,580
Yeah, I did.
358
00:35:13,800 --> 00:35:15,020
There you go.
359
00:35:17,600 --> 00:35:20,260
Um, I think you know what I actually
really meant.
360
00:35:21,140 --> 00:35:24,820
Oh. Oh, you wanted... Yeah. You wanted a
drink.
361
00:35:25,100 --> 00:35:26,100
Yeah.
362
00:35:28,180 --> 00:35:29,180
Oh.
363
00:35:56,400 --> 00:36:02,400
This is the love, this is the love of
364
00:36:02,400 --> 00:36:04,140
a woman.
365
00:38:17,770 --> 00:38:19,630
Hey, honey, look what I ran into.
366
00:38:20,730 --> 00:38:21,730
Right.
367
00:38:22,450 --> 00:38:24,550
Anyway, get what I found.
368
00:38:25,890 --> 00:38:26,890
Serena's spaceship.
369
00:38:27,590 --> 00:38:30,130
You didn't destroy it, did you? Of
course not.
370
00:38:30,850 --> 00:38:34,210
Good, because I must leave in less than
24 Earth hours.
371
00:38:34,750 --> 00:38:36,430
But we were just going to know you.
372
00:38:37,010 --> 00:38:41,870
Mark, if the alien chick says she has to
go, she has to go.
373
00:38:42,210 --> 00:38:43,870
But we're having so much fun together.
374
00:38:44,290 --> 00:38:45,290
I think...
375
00:38:45,520 --> 00:38:49,080
We've been having a little too much fun,
if you catch my drift.
376
00:38:50,900 --> 00:38:52,360
Sounds like someone's jealous.
377
00:38:53,260 --> 00:38:54,260
Jealous?
378
00:38:54,840 --> 00:38:56,640
I have these puppies.
379
00:38:57,380 --> 00:39:00,840
Do I look like I need to be jealous?
380
00:39:02,660 --> 00:39:07,580
Stand straight, girlfriend.
381
00:39:11,500 --> 00:39:15,140
Allie, let her go. Just let her cool
off. Would you be like this?
382
00:39:15,370 --> 00:39:16,610
Best thing is, let her cool off.
383
00:39:16,870 --> 00:39:18,450
Well, I just want to make sure she's all
right.
384
00:39:30,710 --> 00:39:32,410
Wow, that must have been some drink.
385
00:39:32,990 --> 00:39:34,530
Looks like Ted slipped you a Mickey.
386
00:39:35,190 --> 00:39:36,570
Oh, that was no Mickey.
387
00:39:37,590 --> 00:39:39,030
See you later.
388
00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:07,040
Hey, Dusty. Are you ready?
389
00:40:08,360 --> 00:40:10,020
Fuck the date.
390
00:40:10,260 --> 00:40:11,840
Yes, you think?
391
00:40:12,320 --> 00:40:14,080
Fuck the date.
392
00:40:16,450 --> 00:40:19,070
Sexy, slutty, horny, homie.
393
00:40:20,750 --> 00:40:23,030
Boobie, squeezy, teddy, pussy.
394
00:40:24,930 --> 00:40:27,670
Penis, papa, boner, lone, nerd.
395
00:40:28,890 --> 00:40:31,470
Flirty, fucker, tucker, milker.
396
00:40:33,010 --> 00:40:35,850
Nasty, bucky, luscious, red, bald.
397
00:40:37,190 --> 00:40:39,970
Wank, buddy, wank, fuck me.
398
00:40:41,390 --> 00:40:44,130
Ass, rake, dig, rake, dig.
399
00:40:47,080 --> 00:40:48,800
Thank you.
400
00:40:50,100 --> 00:40:56,340
Thank you. Thank
401
00:40:56,340 --> 00:40:58,800
you.
402
00:41:14,670 --> 00:41:16,990
That's not easy, won't it?
403
00:41:18,530 --> 00:41:21,330
See, we don't see me.
404
00:41:22,750 --> 00:41:25,490
That's easy, but it's not easy.
405
00:41:26,910 --> 00:41:29,590
Russian dicks and virgins are men.
406
00:41:30,710 --> 00:41:33,750
But not cause it's all good.
407
00:41:35,250 --> 00:41:38,110
That's too good to blame, you have to
see.
408
00:41:39,290 --> 00:41:40,710
Oh, baby.
409
00:41:42,190 --> 00:41:43,330
Not yet.
410
00:41:49,060 --> 00:41:51,860
Thank you.
411
00:42:12,650 --> 00:42:15,170
Hooker, roller, trucker, fucker.
412
00:42:16,530 --> 00:42:19,350
Lift, hip, and triple X wrist.
413
00:42:20,870 --> 00:42:23,290
Murky, gory, filthy, gandy.
414
00:42:25,110 --> 00:42:27,510
Rugby, dinky, dummy, ruggy.
415
00:42:28,990 --> 00:42:30,730
Cream, that's a baby.
416
00:42:32,030 --> 00:42:34,890
Yummy, fuck, that's a baby.
417
00:42:35,830 --> 00:42:39,010
I knew it. God, that's a baby.
418
00:42:40,560 --> 00:42:43,260
You have to have the gaze of your baby.
419
00:42:43,780 --> 00:42:45,360
Ah, stop it.
420
00:42:49,600 --> 00:42:51,280
Fuck you, baby.
421
00:42:51,760 --> 00:42:53,220
Yes, you think?
422
00:42:53,700 --> 00:42:55,620
Fuck you, baby.
423
00:42:56,060 --> 00:42:57,360
Mm -hmm. Bad.
424
00:42:57,980 --> 00:43:00,600
Sexy, slutty, horny. Oh, man.
425
00:43:02,160 --> 00:43:05,520
Boobie. Boobie. Boobie. Boobie. Boobie.
Boobie. Boobie. Boobie.
426
00:43:09,700 --> 00:43:12,740
Boobie. Flirty fucker, tucker,
motherfucker.
427
00:43:14,580 --> 00:43:17,300
Lefty, bucky, luscious, red balls.
428
00:43:18,580 --> 00:43:21,340
Wank, buddy, wank, fuck me.
429
00:43:22,760 --> 00:43:24,960
X -rated, big, trendy.
430
00:43:26,940 --> 00:43:29,620
Playful, wimple, couple, blah, blah.
431
00:43:31,060 --> 00:43:32,620
Stop, baby.
432
00:43:33,560 --> 00:43:36,580
It's a good thing, baby.
433
00:43:38,400 --> 00:43:39,860
Harder, baby.
434
00:43:40,560 --> 00:43:43,380
Baby, I don't want to squeeze that.
435
00:43:44,120 --> 00:43:45,120
Baby.
436
00:43:46,480 --> 00:43:47,480
Baby.
437
00:44:08,540 --> 00:44:10,920
Russian dicks and virgins are men.
438
00:44:12,340 --> 00:44:15,140
But not closet fat girls.
439
00:44:16,420 --> 00:44:19,260
That's too, that's too lame, you just
see.
440
00:44:43,430 --> 00:44:49,350
We'll be right back.
441
00:45:29,140 --> 00:45:31,680
I think maybe you're overreacting, sis.
442
00:45:31,920 --> 00:45:35,420
Either way, that space girl's leaving
soon, and we won't have to deal with
443
00:45:35,980 --> 00:45:40,580
I'm not worried about that, Allie. Mark
and I, we're in an open relationship.
444
00:45:41,040 --> 00:45:42,040
That's good.
445
00:45:42,160 --> 00:45:44,480
No, it's not. I hate it.
446
00:45:44,700 --> 00:45:48,920
The only reason why I went along with it
was because that's what Mark wanted.
447
00:45:49,380 --> 00:45:51,480
Didn't you screw Ted earlier?
448
00:45:53,380 --> 00:45:54,380
Sometimes.
449
00:45:54,780 --> 00:45:56,440
It does have its benefits.
450
00:45:57,320 --> 00:45:59,440
You mean, like now?
451
00:45:59,940 --> 00:46:00,940
Mm -hmm.
452
00:46:18,090 --> 00:46:18,928
Power of the Poop Day.
453
00:46:18,930 --> 00:46:20,630
I'm giving you a little parole.
454
00:46:21,210 --> 00:46:22,450
Power of the Poop Day.
455
00:46:23,150 --> 00:46:24,690
Red pouty lips.
456
00:46:25,230 --> 00:46:26,570
Power of the Poop Day.
457
00:46:27,150 --> 00:46:28,450
Mind up talking?
458
00:46:29,190 --> 00:46:30,710
Power of the Poop Day.
459
00:46:31,130 --> 00:46:33,010
I'm wet when you say.
460
00:46:33,350 --> 00:46:34,570
Power of the Poop Day.
461
00:46:34,910 --> 00:46:38,510
You're a standout loner. Power of the
Poop Day.
462
00:46:38,990 --> 00:46:42,530
You're proper not boner. Power of the
Poop Day.
463
00:46:43,410 --> 00:46:44,730
Wetting my lips.
464
00:46:45,210 --> 00:46:46,570
Power of the Poop Day.
465
00:46:47,340 --> 00:46:48,840
Moving my hips.
466
00:47:03,160 --> 00:47:06,660
Power to the sea.
467
00:47:07,140 --> 00:47:08,800
My rump is out.
468
00:47:09,120 --> 00:47:12,820
Power to the sea. You're giving a horny
shout.
469
00:47:13,240 --> 00:47:14,700
Power to the sea.
470
00:47:15,310 --> 00:47:16,730
I give you a fuck, pal.
471
00:47:17,150 --> 00:47:18,290
Power to pussy.
472
00:47:19,030 --> 00:47:20,750
Help me, no doubt.
473
00:47:21,150 --> 00:47:22,310
Power to pussy.
474
00:47:23,070 --> 00:47:24,770
Cream in your jeans.
475
00:47:25,170 --> 00:47:26,290
Power to pussy.
476
00:47:27,030 --> 00:47:28,870
Looking like a fiend.
477
00:47:29,250 --> 00:47:30,250
Power to pussy.
478
00:47:30,830 --> 00:47:32,750
You want a finger bang?
479
00:47:33,110 --> 00:47:34,350
Power to pussy.
480
00:47:35,350 --> 00:47:36,870
Let's orgy game.
481
00:47:37,650 --> 00:47:38,650
Power to pussy.
482
00:47:39,110 --> 00:47:40,630
Power to pussy.
483
00:47:41,150 --> 00:47:42,650
Power to pussy.
484
00:47:44,330 --> 00:47:45,330
thank you
485
00:48:12,880 --> 00:48:13,880
See this.
486
00:48:16,200 --> 00:48:17,640
Look this.
487
00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:19,000
Look this.
488
00:48:19,700 --> 00:48:21,240
Look this.
489
00:48:22,240 --> 00:48:23,158
Look this.
490
00:48:23,160 --> 00:48:24,700
Look this.
491
00:48:25,360 --> 00:48:27,860
Look this. Look this.
492
00:48:28,680 --> 00:48:29,680
Look this.
493
00:48:39,620 --> 00:48:42,260
Bucket. Power the pussy.
494
00:48:42,780 --> 00:48:47,760
I need
495
00:48:47,760 --> 00:48:52,120
my
496
00:48:52,120 --> 00:48:58,520
money. Power the pussy.
497
00:49:55,690 --> 00:49:59,550
I'd like to play a game that we play on
my planet that I believe all you
498
00:49:59,550 --> 00:50:02,830
Earthlings know called Spin the Bottle.
499
00:50:06,070 --> 00:50:06,968
Oh, me?
500
00:50:06,970 --> 00:50:07,928
Mm -hmm.
501
00:50:07,930 --> 00:50:10,230
Why would you want me to spin you a
bottle?
502
00:50:12,970 --> 00:50:13,970
Ted,
503
00:50:18,970 --> 00:50:20,270
you have to kiss very much.
504
00:50:22,590 --> 00:50:24,450
Damn. I mean, that's it? I mean...
505
00:50:36,870 --> 00:50:38,170
Oh, yeah.
506
00:50:39,850 --> 00:50:41,150
Just a kiss. Yeah.
507
00:50:42,950 --> 00:50:44,610
You want me to spin again? I can do
that.
508
00:50:47,890 --> 00:50:48,890
Anyone?
509
00:50:49,710 --> 00:50:50,710
Hey, guys.
510
00:50:51,270 --> 00:50:52,270
Hey.
511
00:50:52,790 --> 00:50:53,790
Can we play?
512
00:50:57,770 --> 00:50:58,770
Can I get the next set?
513
00:52:17,790 --> 00:52:18,790
Thank you.
514
01:00:07,600 --> 01:00:09,160
I'm afraid I must go now, Earthling
Mark.
515
01:00:10,180 --> 01:00:12,580
My time's not up here, but I've learned
all I need to know.
516
01:00:12,960 --> 01:00:14,060
Do you really have to go?
517
01:00:15,540 --> 01:00:17,620
The fate of my people depends on it.
518
01:00:18,160 --> 01:00:20,700
Well, I hope your stay here helped you a
little bit.
519
01:00:21,560 --> 01:00:22,980
It most definitely has.
520
01:00:23,520 --> 01:00:24,359
Oh, good.
521
01:00:24,360 --> 01:00:27,640
Maybe you can teach the Deltron men
whatever they need to learn so that you
522
01:00:27,640 --> 01:00:28,640
save your civilization.
523
01:00:28,840 --> 01:00:30,520
Oh, there are no men on Deltron.
524
01:00:30,800 --> 01:00:31,800
Only women.
525
01:00:32,460 --> 01:00:33,460
Only women?
526
01:00:33,580 --> 01:00:34,600
Yes, Earthling Mark.
527
01:00:34,900 --> 01:00:37,040
Do they look like you?
528
01:00:37,420 --> 01:00:38,419
Oh, no.
529
01:00:38,420 --> 01:00:39,420
Oh.
530
01:00:39,620 --> 01:00:41,340
Oh, they are much more beautiful than I
am.
531
01:00:41,700 --> 01:00:42,700
Is that right?
532
01:00:42,720 --> 01:00:43,720
Yes.
533
01:00:43,840 --> 01:00:46,640
You know, you never really showed me the
inside of your spaceship.
534
01:00:47,600 --> 01:00:48,680
Would you like to see it?
535
01:00:49,020 --> 01:00:50,020
I'd love to.
536
01:01:06,320 --> 01:01:07,320
Nice.
537
01:01:08,000 --> 01:01:13,220
So my only question is, do we have sixth
year on our way to Beltran?
538
01:01:51,250 --> 01:01:54,050
Is that?
539
01:02:17,400 --> 01:02:20,100
Hypnotic. Think back.
540
01:02:26,000 --> 01:02:28,680
Hypnotic. Take me away.
541
01:02:32,180 --> 01:02:33,220
Hypnotic.
542
01:02:34,120 --> 01:02:35,720
You feel so good.
543
01:02:38,140 --> 01:02:40,600
My life.
544
01:02:42,200 --> 01:02:44,000
Oh my.
545
01:02:46,400 --> 01:02:48,040
Let's fly.
546
01:02:53,640 --> 01:02:55,580
In a.
547
01:02:57,860 --> 01:02:59,640
Kinky way.
548
01:03:12,460 --> 01:03:14,940
Yeah, it's me.
549
01:03:18,760 --> 01:03:20,780
Come over here.
550
01:03:21,080 --> 01:03:22,920
You like what you see?
551
01:03:24,960 --> 01:03:28,120
I don't think so.
552
01:03:34,440 --> 01:03:35,940
I don't think so.
553
01:03:36,440 --> 01:03:38,080
Come on, Dan.
554
01:03:43,740 --> 01:03:49,880
Touch me, boy.
555
01:03:55,720 --> 01:03:58,700
I think I love it.
556
01:04:03,000 --> 01:04:05,100
Oh, yeah.
557
01:04:06,100 --> 01:04:07,360
Hypnotica.
558
01:04:08,280 --> 01:04:09,540
Hypnotica.
559
01:04:10,960 --> 01:04:12,220
Hypnotica.
560
01:04:13,120 --> 01:04:14,380
Yeah.
561
01:04:16,400 --> 01:04:17,740
That's it.
562
01:04:17,940 --> 01:04:18,940
That's it.
563
01:04:44,590 --> 01:04:46,850
Who are you?
564
01:04:47,290 --> 01:04:49,570
I'm Serena. I come in peace.
565
01:04:50,590 --> 01:04:52,610
I cannot do that.
566
01:04:52,970 --> 01:04:54,190
But I can do this.
567
01:04:57,850 --> 01:04:58,709
That's unbelievable.
568
01:04:58,710 --> 01:05:02,270
I've got to help me. I need your love.
569
01:05:02,650 --> 01:05:04,470
I've got to tell it.
570
01:05:04,670 --> 01:05:07,130
I want your touch.
571
01:05:07,530 --> 01:05:11,810
I've got to help me. I need your love.
572
01:05:12,230 --> 01:05:14,890
I've got to tell it. Hold me close.
573
01:05:18,530 --> 01:05:19,690
Big old Joe.
574
01:05:23,590 --> 01:05:24,590
What's the matter?
575
01:05:28,170 --> 01:05:30,390
Let's cruise, go, go, go.
576
01:05:33,650 --> 01:05:36,150
I want your love. Are you for real?
577
01:05:36,550 --> 01:05:37,870
I've got to have it.
578
01:05:38,530 --> 01:05:40,450
I need your love. Yes, I believe I have.
579
01:05:41,150 --> 01:05:42,910
I've got to have it.
580
01:05:43,210 --> 01:05:45,270
I want your love.
581
01:05:45,530 --> 01:05:47,810
How did you do that?
582
01:05:48,850 --> 01:05:49,850
Doesn't matter.
583
01:05:50,130 --> 01:05:52,670
Come on, get in here for Mark's bath.
584
01:05:53,050 --> 01:05:54,130
Mom didn't raise her at school.
585
01:06:11,500 --> 01:06:12,560
Passion's out.
586
01:06:16,000 --> 01:06:17,400
Heaven out.
587
01:06:20,240 --> 01:06:22,060
So let it go.
588
01:06:25,080 --> 01:06:26,860
Now watch grow.
589
01:06:30,740 --> 01:06:33,500
I want your love.
590
01:06:33,780 --> 01:06:35,500
I've come to heaven.
591
01:06:35,720 --> 01:06:38,260
I need your love.
592
01:06:39,020 --> 01:06:40,420
I've got to pull it.
593
01:06:40,720 --> 01:06:43,080
I want your touch.
594
01:06:43,500 --> 01:06:45,240
I've got to have it.
595
01:06:45,520 --> 01:06:47,800
I need your love.
596
01:06:48,220 --> 01:06:50,040
I've got to feel it.
597
01:06:50,280 --> 01:06:52,720
I want your love.
598
01:06:53,120 --> 01:06:54,940
I've got to want it.
599
01:06:55,160 --> 01:06:58,240
I need your love. Oh, yeah.
600
01:06:58,820 --> 01:07:00,820
She's unbelievable, and that's no joke.
601
01:07:01,560 --> 01:07:04,140
I really do not understand this joking.
602
01:07:05,420 --> 01:07:07,580
That's okay. You're perfect.
603
01:07:07,790 --> 01:07:08,790
Just the way you are.
604
01:07:09,850 --> 01:07:11,310
Thank you, Earthling Ted.
605
01:07:12,310 --> 01:07:14,790
She adorable. I mean, I'm Earthling Ted.
606
01:07:36,520 --> 01:07:43,020
I've got to help me I need your love
I've got to feel it
607
01:07:43,020 --> 01:07:49,740
I want your touch I've got to help me I
need your
608
01:07:49,740 --> 01:07:56,680
love I've got to feel it I want your
love I've got to
609
01:07:56,680 --> 01:08:03,520
help me I need your love I've got to
feel it I want
610
01:08:03,520 --> 01:08:04,740
your touch
611
01:08:26,740 --> 01:08:29,660
I cannot do that, but I can do this.
612
01:08:39,560 --> 01:08:40,560
I wasn't kidding.
613
01:09:10,939 --> 01:09:12,540
Oh, let's see here.
614
01:09:40,170 --> 01:09:43,330
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