All language subtitles for Mind.Your.Business.S01E10.I.Do.Again.720p.WEB.h264-NoRBiT_track1_[eng]

[Lively Music]

- The flowers go south
of the altar,

not whatever you're doing.
- Oh, okay.

[Sighs]

- Can we please make sure
we're referencing
the wedding schematics.

- Should I have created
a wedding simic?

- Schematic, no, no.
That's why you have me.

However I am glad that
you came a few days early,

so that we can make sure
everything is to your liking.

- I love it.
What do you think, mother?

- Yes, absolutely beautiful,
but um,

did I miss the wine tasting?

- Mom, it's not even noon yet.

- But it's noon somewhere,
darling.

- We've worked extremely hard

to make this day special for us.

I mean, you.

- Right.
[Chuckling]

Good, I mean I bought
more dresses just in case

there's a windstorm,
earthquake, weird things
falling out of the sky

for some random, unexpected--
- Panic attacks are expected.

Trust me, I know.

I've got you covered.

And I have your dress fitting
penciled in.

Oh, we have here,
let's see...

Oh my God, that is disgusting!

Get that off the menu
immediately.

I will not have anything ruin
this special day for,

uh, m-- us,
uh you.

Your wedding, your wedding.
[Low Mumbling]

My friend Sophia would eat it.

- Girl, you don't have a friend
named Sophia.

- Who are you,
the friend patrol?

I'll take these, thank you.

Popcorn head.

- Did she just--
- I blame the manufacturer,
you.

- You know little girls
and their imaginary friends.

[Giggling]

- I don't.

[Rhythmic Beats]

[Alfonso] You don't know
'bout that here son.

- Alfonso, did you hear
me calling you babe?

- Oh no, sorry baby.
- I need your help.

- Oh Lord, the girl
is having a crisis.

This happens every time
somebody gets married.

Every time!

- Mama, what are you wearing?
- A straight jacket.

And after 19 years,
it still fits.

- Girl, you look like
a breakfast burrito.

[Laughing]

- Don't listen to her baby.

- Nice and snug.
- Thank you.

-Show 'em what you working with.
- Oo, oo not too fast.

- You mean rip it?

[Mock Laughing]
Okay, I admit it.

It might need a few alterations,
but I mean a few.

[Giggling]
[Mock Giggling]

- Who you tryna convince?

You, or that last button
right there hanging on
for dear life.

[Wheezing and Coughing]

Look, y'all just call me

when it starts
to cut off her circulation,

'cause I can post that
on the Youtube.

- Ah-ah.
[Silent Threatening]

- It'll button, watch.

I just need to detox,
and stop eating
Lucille's cooking,

and it will fit like a glove.

[Lucille] Second sign
of a crisis, hallucination.

[Laughing]
- It is not a crisis.

- Okay, okay, okay baby,
then what is it?

- I want to renew our vows.

- Why? The first script
was Oscar award- winning.

Why you wanna rewrite?

- Okay, Alfonso, our wedding
anniversary is in two months.

Our 20th.
That's a big deal,

and I feel like we owe it
to ourselves to recreate
that special moment.

- Baby, look here,

I ain't going nowhere.
You ain't going nowhere.

Period, the end, okay?

We can use that money
on nothing at all.

First wedding was beautiful.

- We got married in a cubicle.

- Okay, a very nice cubicle.

And that man sacrificed
his lunch for us.

That is favor for me,
that's favor.

- I want my princess moment.

- Baby, you too old
to be a princess.

Oh that, that came out wrong.
I'm sorry baby, I'm sorry baby.

You just, you just aged.

- I mean, no, I mean--
- Yeah, okay.

- I meant, you matured.
- No.

- No, you just seasoned.
Seasoned.

- Yeah, yeah, no, get away.
Matter of fact, far far away.

- Come on baby, let me help you.
- Ouch.

- No, don't touch my train.
- You got it?
- I got it.

- I'm good.
- [singing] Come on,
ride that train.

- Ride it.
- Don't do that.

[Lucille] According to
this schedule,

we were to have started
rehearsal 37 minutes ago.

- I know auntie, but we are
still waiting on the groom

and his line to arrive, so...

- Y'all better get
on schedule, now.

- Oh, there they are.
- I got this auntie.

Jeremiah Avery Harris,

boy I ain't seen you
since Cross Colors and Gumby.

Boy, haha.

You still out here stealing
people's lunch money man?

- Nah. I'm just to see that head
finally caught up
with them elephant ears.

[Yells]
- Elephant ears, boy,

still out here cracking jokes
like a high yellow Wayne Brady.

Okay, boy, come in here man.

- I said my frat brothers...

[All Men] My brothers,
my brothers, my brothers.

- Hey, if it isn't
the George Harris.

- In the flesh, brother.

- Man, you look good.

- You look good.
- Tell me something
I don't know, man.

You do too man, listen,
it's great to see
this family business

thriving like this man.

Back in the day we used to throw
some crazy parties in here.

- Oh, we did, we did.

Now, how's Texas treating you?

I'm surprised they hadn't
ran you back to the Windy City.
- Man listen,

only thing running me back
to the Chi is tornadoes,

[quietly] and some snow bunnies,
you hear me?

- There you go,
ain't nothing ashamed of.

- Boy...

the memory, it's the memory
for me Jeremiah.

You know,
[singing] birthday sex.

Birthday, okay!

Never thought in a million
years I'd see a day.

You used to have 'em
lined up around the block boy.

You had a girl every
day of the week.

- Except Sunday.
That's the Lord's day.

To be honest,
I would've never thought
it either but,

Camille changed all that.

She even got me excited
about having kids.

- Ain't that right baby?
- Yeah.

Something like that.

- Something!
Baby, baby, you gotta hear them.

They sound just like us
when we was coming...

See, don't take advice from me,

'cause you know, you see,
we still figuring it out,
19 years later.

Still working on it.

- Gentlemen, now that
you've reunited,

let's go ahead and
get started with rehearsal

because we were supposed
to start 37 minutes ago.

- So, um...
- Anything I can help you with?

- Do you want to put that
over there for me?

- Don't look like you can
advise me in that area either.

- No, no, no, see, see that
exchange right there bruh?

That's just marriage man,
you finna' learn.

- And what part of marriage
is that?

- Uh, the doghouse.

- I got you some stuff.

[Zipper Ripping]
Here.

I got things for you.

I would've gotten you
more of my clothes, but,

I ran out of things
I was willing to sacrifice.

- Thanks Jordan,
these are perfect.

- I got you this too.
It's my favorite.

[Zipper Ripping]

- Mm.

- I know, I know,
I got good taste.

[Alfonso] Just talk to me baby!

- Go, go.

- Give us a minute baby.

Uh, baby. Baby...

A little spin move, huh?
I see what you doing.

I said, I'm sorry.
[Sighs]

- You know what Alfonso,

until you realize
this is not about money,

we don't have anything
to talk about.

- What's not about money?
Come on.

- Trouble in, in paradise.

- Sound like a one-way
ticket to the couch.

- No, that's just Kimberly
in here stomping around
like she Olivia Hope,

hoping we can
renew our wedding vows.

- Wedding fever, huh?
Happens all the time.

- Son, you ain't gon'
win that argument.

- I'm not trying to pop.
I just don't see the point
in spending money

on something
we already paid for.

- Wait a minute,
didn't y'all get married
n a storage closet?

- It was a cubicle Uncle George!

And a very nice one
I might add, sir.

- Boy you lucky she gave you
20 years and two kids

instead of a black eye
and a bill for wasting her time.

[Henry] I mean seriously,
you need to let your wife know

that money is not
as important as she is.

- Pop, you know
I don't think that.

- Aye, aye, aye, we ain't
the ones to convince of that.

[Mellow Music]

- Oo, those are so pretty,
are they for me?

- Ah, ah, no,
they for your sorry ah,

apologetic husband.

- I bet they are.
- It says,

"I know these can't
begin to explain

"how sorry I am,
but I hope it's a start.

"I love you so much,
Alfonso."

- You done memorized the card?

- No, I just know how dumb
Alfonso sounds tryna make up.

- Well, it's gon' take a lot
more than some flowers

that he probably got on sale.

- Mm, he knew you'd
say that too.

[Door Slams]

[Clears Throat]

[Aaliyah] Oh my God,
Camille what are you doing?

You should be dressed.
I mean your wedding starts
in less than an hour.

- I know, I know,
but I still can't decide
on a dress

for myself or my bridesmaids.

I narrowed it down to two but,
maybe this is a sign.

- Oh, no, no, no.
- No, no, not a sign.

These are pre-wedding jitters.

I had those, so you're fine,
you just need to get dressed.

So I got you, come on.
Let's go girls.

- Yes, I do. I'ma go be praying

for Jeremiah, 'cause girl
you are special.

Now, come on ladies.
Oh I love all this natural hair.

[Distant Chatter]

[Door Shuts]

- So I see you uh,
got the gift.

- Yep, I got them.

- Knew I was doing too much.

Baby look, I'm just
trying to show you

how truly, for real, sorry I am.

- Excuse me, hi.
- Oh.

- I'm looking
for Jeremiah Harris?

- Oh, he's not available
right now.

Are you here for the wedding?

- Oh honey, I'm here
for my man.

I'm the bride.

- Jeremiah has another woman
claiming to be his bride.

- What?
- What?

- I knew he was too damn fine
not to have secrets.

- It's always the cute ones.
- Oh the ugly ones
got secrets too, honey.

- What?
- Alfonso said he's gonna
handle it,

so I'm gonna guard the door.

We cannot afford
for anything to go wrong today.

- Whoa!
- I can't find her.

- What? You lost her?
- Well she's fast!

- You see what happens
when you and your zoo
friends get loose?

You wreak havoc.

- That's your breath.

- Alright now,
everybody calm down.

We have got to find this girl,

or else we gonna all end up
in a special edition
of "Dish Nation."

- Okay, but we don't even know
what she looks like.

- Yes we do.
A home wrecker.

- Okay, let's take a look,
take a look.

Have your moment,
now turn around.

- Ladies and gentlemen,
please smile

but not too hard.

- Oh my God.
- Whoa, baby.

No, no, no, you smile
with your eyes.

- Please stay on beat
and do not wave at the guests.

This is not a pageant
or a second chance at your
failed hometown prom.

- Okay? Let's do it.
- Okay, it's time.

[Clears Throat]

- Camille, I need
to speak with you.

- Something's wrong isn't it?

I knew something was wrong.

Everything just felt
so fast and so off.

I just feel like
I'm making a mistake.

Were you nervous
at your wedding?

- Was I?
Oh, absolutely.

Girl I was so nervous,
I had rolls of paper towels
stuffed under my armpits.

You know, but I knew I wanted
nothing more than to spend

the rest of my life
with Alfonso.

You know it didn't matter
where we were or who was there.

All that mattered was how I felt
when he looked back at me.

- And how did you feel?

- Complete.

You know Camille,
marriage starts with a feeling,

but it continues with love,
patience, sacrifice.

Now if you can see that
with Jeremiah,

then nothing else matters.
- Thank you.

By any chance,
do you have the paper towels

so I can uh, fix these?
- Whew, child.

Okay, let's find something.

Um, it's okay.

- Jordan.
- Oh, who me?

- Oo, who, who, how?

Last time I checked,
your mother and I
named you Jordan.

- I know, but there's just
so many Jordans in the world

like Micheal Jordan,
Jordan Sparks, Jordan Hills.
Come on dad.

It's getting creepy.

- Okay, I'm gonna ask you
one more time,

what are you doing?

- I'm trying to help my friend.

Uh, um, so this is,

a real friend as in
we can see her,

or just, just in your
imagination?

- She's real dad
and she's homeless.

- Homeless?
- Uh-huh.

- Did you find her?
Because she can't ruin
this wedding.

Hey baby.

What, what's going on here?

- Apparently Jordan has
a friend that's homeless,

and she's helping her.

- Oh, like, as in a real friend

as in we can see her
or is this in your imagination?

- I think she's real.

- Oh, well, why didn't you
tell us?

- She made me pinky promise
not to.

- How do you know her?

- I saw her out back
looking through our garbage
for food.

- Okay baby, I think
it's wonderful

that you're helping
someone in need but,

mommy and daddy want you
to tell us when you
see something like this.

- We just wanna make sure
you're safe baby.

You know, and the person
you're helping.

- Mhm.
- Where is she?

It better be somebody real
Walking through that door.

I don't know.
50/50, but yeah, 50/50.

No--Whoa.

- This is Sophia,
Sophia, these are my parents.

- She's real.

- Hi Sophia, hi sweetie,
I'm Kimberly.

- And this is my husband,
Alfonso.
- Hey.

- We're gonna get you the help
that you need, okay?

- How long you been feeding
that girl?
She don't look hungry.

- Wow. Couple more.
- Oh.

- It's a team.

- Don't look at me,
I don't know them.

I only had one mouth to feed.

- Okay, okay.

- Lo siento mucho.

- I didn't know Sophia
was doing this.
- No te preocupes.

- Not, it's okay.
Please don't apologize.

She's done nothing wrong.

- Oh no, no, no.
Me llamo Alfonso.

[Introduces Kimberly
and Jordan in Spanish]

- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.

Ah, come on, this way.
Ven aqui, ven aqui.

Rapido, rapido, rapido!

- I didn't find her.
- That's okay.

[Light Wedding Music]

- You're doing great.

- Welcome ladies and gentlemen.

We're gathered here today

to join Jeremiah Avery Harris

and Camille Nicole Taylor

in holy matrimony.

- Don't forget about
Hazel Laverne Monroe.

[Everyone Gasps]
- [Mia] Laverne?

- Uh, who the hell is she?

- His fiancee.
- No, ex-fiancee.

- And when were you gonna
tell me Jeremiah?

You just left the house
with no explanation, no nothing!

And then I find out four years
later you're getting married?

- Okay, relax Megan Hood.

Why didn't I know about her?

- Because I wanted my past
to stay the past,

and to stay focused
on who I'm becoming with you.

There's nothing between
me and her anymore.

Or anyone for that matter.

I love you Camille.

- I love you too.

But, maybe we should
wait to get married.

[Alfonso] I think that's wise.
[Cackling]

- Just to give us time
to think about us.

And then when we both
get that feeling,

we'll know the time is right.

- That's a great idea.

Whatever it takes
to spend the rest of my life
with you.

- Mm-mm.

What about us?

[Alfonso] Somebody
go over there.
- Uh, hold on, hold on.

Babygirl, somebody see her
to the door before
I show her my foot, come on.

- Come on this way.
- You ain't gotta do nothing,

I can get there myself.

[Incoherent]

You know they're still
the same right?

- Let's go, thank you.

[Guest] I know somebody
better be getting married today.

I spent way too much
money on this suit.

Yeah, tags was popped.

And I played extra for that fish
so, come on.

- Wait, wait, wait, wait.

Hey, how ya' doing?
Pardon me.

Hey well, look at you.

Loved you in uh...
[Mumbling]

- Okay.
- What are you doing?

- Kimberly...

Twenty years ago I asked you
to spend the rest of your life
with me.

And here in front of uh,

all of these beautiful people
I'm gonna ask you again.

Kimberly...

Everything I lack, you are.

Everything I can't, you can.

I'm so sorry,

for not expressing that enough.

So...

[Gasps]

Kimberly Ann Williams,

baby will you marry me, again?

- Yes! Yes she will!
Excuse me, I'm sorry.

Go head, go head.

- Absolutely Alfonso.

[Applause]

- You mean now?
- Carpe diem.

Okay, seize the day.

- Right here, right now.
- This is not our day,
this is not our wedding.

- It is now.

We would be honored for you two
to take our place.

[Stuttering]
I don't even have a dress.

- Girl, don't worry,
I have plenty.

- Come on we'll give you a hand.
- It's your wedding day,
let's go get ready!

[Applause]

- Thank you, thank you.

So what we're gonna do here,
we're gonna have a brief
intermission.

I'm gonna go grab me a tie
and one of them little
nice things you put right there.

And we will be right back
after these messages, okay.

Y'all sit tight now, we up.

[Aaliyah singing]
♪ I was busy

♪ Wasting all of my time

♪ Trying to navigate

♪ The single life

♪ Then you came
♪ Then you came

♪ And my whole world
has just not

♪ Been the same
♪ Been the same

♪ New

[Mia singing]
♪ Then you showed
me there's a better way

♪ You turned my cloudy skies

♪ Into brighter days

♪ Now I see
♪ Now I see

♪ There could be

♪ You and me

- Just lovely ladies.

Very lovely.

Before I get started,

does anyone,
other than Kimberly,

believe that they
should marry Alfonso?

- [quietly] Better not.

- Okay good.

Alfonso...

- Kimberly Williams, I vow

to support, love,

protect--
- Until death do us part.

- Until death do us part, I do.

[Awing and Applause]

[Cheering]

[Lucille] The Williams!
The Williams!

- Does this mean that
you forgive me Queen Williams?

- Hm, what do you think
King Williams?

- I don't know, let me see.
Oh, bring it in.

Oh!

- Guess what?
- What?

- We booked another wedding.

- Say what?

Excuse me.

Our brothers are A Psi Nu!

[Brothers] My brothers,
my brothers, my brothers!

- Here we go, and five, six,
seven, let's roll it out.

Uh, and roll it out,
and roll it out.

[Cheering]

What are you doing
brother Botcher?

What are you do--
Get off, get off here.

- I said my sorors!

[Sisters] Yeah!

- Here we go!
- Okay girls!

[Crowd Cheering]

- Go get 'em!

- Go auntie!

[Cheering]