All language subtitles for Mind.Your.Business.S01E09.The.Silver.Sneakers.720p.WEB.h264-NoRBiT_track1_[eng]

[Kimberly] How do I look?

- [exaggerated] Damn-a.

'Kay Cardi "B" careful,
'cause I'ma have to jump
on ya' okay.

- I like the way you think
Mr. Williams.

- Don't try to distract me.

- So, after we get that
$150,000 grant
and scale Lucille's,

can we buy me that dream house
I been wanting?

- Absolutely not.
In your dreams.

Especially after I dropped
the ball securing the grant
with the BSBA.

- Come on.
- I said after.

And that's not the only bag
you fumbled.

Do you see how good I look
in this outfit?

- Heck yeah. I'm lookin' at
it mama, I'm lookin' at,

lookin' at everything
right now.

But you can't get
fun, freaky Alfonzo.
Okay, I gotta focus.

I have to get this right,
and in order, for Dr. Davis.

- I know it's hard,
but you gotta relax.

She asked us to host
the association's
annual luncheon.

We must be doing
something right.

- All I hear is we, and don't
nobody in this house
speak no French.

We have very different
memories boo.

Why you always tryna
steal my joy?

I am the one who won
Dr. Davis over

with my loving energy,
vibes and creativity!

[Laughing]

- [mid-laugh] She won doctor...

- I really did.
- The delusions of grandeur
are real.

- That's hilarious.
- Very, very real, um...

- Dr. Davis doesn't even
know your name boo.
- Oh!

- "The" Ivory Hill.

- Mm-mm, clearly I did a big one
directing that play.

Okay, Dr. Davis is not
following me on Instagram
for nothing boo.

- All right!

Now which one of y'all stole
my Too Short gnome
from the porch?

You? Huh?

- [whispering]
We got a Too Short?

Uh, uh Auntie, loosen up.

I think you're just
being paranoid.

You probably just misplaced it
like the flashlight pen
and compressions socks, and your

foot massager.
- Don't listen to him.

I believe you Aunt Lucille,
and I love you.

- Oh, no, no, no, don't be
trying to sweeten me up.

And why are y'all acting like
my gnome is an imaginary friend?

Don't gaslight me!

And I didn't misplace anything.

I'ma go out there and
I'ma search door to door

as if he's a little bitty
missing child on the back
of a milk carton!

[hollering] I'm coming
Too Short!

I'm coming to get you!

Aunt Lucille is here!

What are you doing in here?

Tryna make a bubble wrap
bodysuit?

- Listen, I don't have time
for your foolishness today,
nephew.

And what are you doing
home from work anyway?

- I promised Kimberly
I'd give her, Aaliyah
and Mia space

while they set up
for the luncheon
without interfering,

but what is this?
What is this?

- Well, how else do you expect
me to open up some boxes?

You know something,
you need to find
something else to do.

Go on now!
Go find something else to do

- Auntie, there is more cameras
in here than the county jail.

We don't have money to be
wasting on crap like this.

- Well you can never
be too careful.

And sue me for trying
to protect your family!

- Protect my family from what?

A toy thief?
This is ridiculous.

- Nuh-uh-uh, now petty theft
is a gateway crime.

Before you know it, a flash mob
of ransackers

will be running
through Nordstrom's.

- Okay, okay.

Auntie, Auntie...

You're gonna have to find
something better to do
with your time.

- The girls and I have formed
a new group.

It's called the Silver Sneakers
Neighborhood Watch,

and we are taking our work out
from the gym to the streets.

And we gon' get that creep!

- I knew I should've came
earlier.
- Don't start.

We did two run-throughs
this morning.

- This happened in spite
of being prepared.
- How do we get this on?

- And what is the saying
Aunt Lucille always says?

- Uh, man plans and God laughs.
- I'm not laughing.

The Black Small Business
Association gave us a deposit.

If I don't have the rest
of that balance,

I'm putting cases
on all you ladies!

Yeah, yeah.

- Don't play with my money,
get this thing working girl.

Mia you heard the man,
fix it.

- Fix it! Baby, they need
to be right.
- Whew these chicks ain't loyal.

- Y'all don't know
how to run no real--

- [shakily] Hey Dr. Davis!
- How's it going?

- Lookin' like a young
Pam Grier.

Okay, uh, how do you like
what we did with the place?

- You and your family have done
a lovely job so far.

- Thank you.
- And you know what,

I can't wait to see how you
execute the rest of my vision.

- Okay, I got somethin' for you.
- I know you do.

- But later, I'd like to talk to
you about the community grant.

You see, Lucille's
Arts Initiative,

helping kids in the neighborhood
by, you know, supporting
their dreams.

You know, it's our family way
of paying it forward.

- Nice work on that
elevator pitch.

- You like that?
- Love it.

- Breaking her down.

- So, how'd it go?

- I don't know,
she's considering it.

- Dr. Davis!

How are 'ya?

- I am amazing, thank you.

And the champagne
is excellent.

- Not as excellent as you.

You look stunning!

Why thank you...

- And uh, we can toast to that.
- Toast to us.

- Down! Down!

- Excuse me guys.
[Alfonso Muttering]

- Pops, if you ruin this for me

I swear to God I'll never
speak to you again.
- Relax, relax.

She has a crush on me.

- A crush? You better start
crushing these feelings.

Okay and put the champagne down.

That's for the guests,
and you are not a guest, okay?

- It's just water, okay?

And you won't have to worry
ab out me refilling it,
son, relax.

All right?

- There he is,
the man of the hour!

[Applause]

- Good to see you.
- Greetings, Dr. Davis,

a-and thank you
for having me here.

- Well we are honored
to honor you.

And I'll tell you what,
I'll let you get settled in,
okay?

[Henry] Clyde Johnson,
is that you?

Lookin' like a picture
of success?

- Henry Williams! Haha!

- Man, you a sight
for both sore eyes.

- Man, I ain't seen you
in a month and second Tuesday.

- What you doing here?
- Well you know this used to be
Lucille's place.

My, my kids are running
the business now.

- You know, I thought the place
looked kinda familiar

but the old computer,
it just ain't computing
like it used to.

I don't know maybe,
I thought for a minute

I was suffering from a touch
of onset dementia.

- Well 'ya still doing
better than most.

- Aye man, we used to have some
throw down jam sessions
up in this joint.

But you know I had to...
I gave up

tickling the ivories
about 15 years ago.

- No!
- Yeah, yeah.

- Well now, is this Clyde Jr.?

- No, that's me man.

- Oh man, that's you way way way
way back,

because I'm looking
at you right now and...

Clyde that ain't you.

Hey, have you met my babygirl?

Aaliyah this is
Mr. Clyde Johnson.

- Well, it's nice to meet you.

You look just like Lucille!

- Thank you.
- How is she doing?

- Oh she is so good,
so good.

Are you the honoree?

- Uh, yes I am.
[Aaliyah] Oh my God.

I'd never recognize you
from your picture.

- Told you so.

- Looks like a young Alby Sure.

Sure that's you?

- Looks like the apple don't
fall too far from the tree.

- [Sighs]
You got that right.

- It has truly been an honor
knowing Clyde as a friend,

and as an entrepreneur.

- [whispering] Great job team.

- Stay humble.
Let's stay humble.

You know, Dr. Davis still hasn't
decided whether or not

she's gonna give us
the business grant.

Okay, I heard there's a couple
of recipients, but if we
finish strong,

we can close this.
- Mkay.

- We got this.
- Lighten up.
Lighten up on the chase, son.

- That's something, coming
from Pepe Le Pew.

Calling Dr. Davis beautiful
every five minutes.

- She knows what I can offer.

- That's what I'm worried about,
right there.

Okay wait though,

You think Clyde can
put in a, word?

- Oh, so now you want my help?

- I'm just sayin'--

[Dr. Davis] Ladies
and Gentlemen,

as we celebrate Clyde Johnson's
mark on Chicago,

we've heard some great
speeches tonight, yes?

[Agreeing Applause]

I just learned, he has
a very dear friend who's
here with us today.

- Okay.

[Dr. Davis] And I would love
for him to come up
and say a few words.

Henry Williams, if you would
please do us the honors.

- Me?
- [Dr. Davis] Yes.
[Applause]

- You want me to say
something about Clyde?

Now, no autographs though
until the end of the speech,
okay?

And son, can you get
my manager on the phone?

[Laughter]

[Henry] Aw, Clyde.

Ever since I've known Clyde,

he's been like a savior.

Saved me from a lot of stuff.

Like when we were on the road
and I lost all my money

playing blackjack.

Couldn't get home
to see my twins

for their 11th birthday.

But Clyde bought me
a train ticket,

and I was a week late but,
was able to put a smile

on my, my babies' faces

and I, for that, I am
forever grateful...
[Aggressive Shuffling]

for I--there are my babies
right there:

Alfonzo and Aaliyah.

They left but, let's give 'em
a hand anyway okay?

[Applause]

Um, like I was saying,

I'm not surprised that
you are still

impacting the community.

It's my honor to welcome
Mr. Clyde Johnson.

[Applause]

- [Sighs] Well um,
thank you my brother,

for those kind words.

I think you're a great guy,

and I'm quite sure your kids
would've felt the same

if they had not left the room
while you gave your
precious speech.

- Well, the streets
aren't talkin'.

- Well honey, I'm loving
these cheeseballs.

I can't get enough of 'em.

What about you Mildred,
you want one?

- No no, uh-uh, crime and
cheese!

Do not mess with me,
they don't sit right with me.

Makes my stomach very queasy.

Will have to go
to the bathroom, so.

[In Unison] Ooh!

- Well don't do it
on my nephew's couch.

- Well look!
Look, look what I got y'all.

Our first flyers.

- Now Mildred, you know
I can't see without
my glasses on.

I'm so blind. I can't even find
my own nipples.

- Wait a minute, I thought
you was gon' put our
group name on there.

- The Silver Sneakers!
- Gon' make it look too busy,
mm-mm.

- Well, it sounds cool.

And that's why I got us
these honey!

Yes baby.
[Cheering]

- No you didn't, ooh!
Look at that!

- Yes I did girl!
- Give me one.
[Cackling]

- I am so thrilled that
we formed this
neighborhood watch.

I can barely contain myself.

- Y'all, look at us!

We are officially crimefighters.

Ready to right the wrong
of the innocent victims,

like me!

- Wait a minute,
but did I tell y'all,

about this young man
I saw getting a citation
the other day?

- [In Unison] Mm-mm.
- He was holding leashes,

with no dogs!

- And neon sneakers on.
- Oh come on now.

How do they think they gon'
cite somebody just 'cause
they a little strange

and you know, don't have
such good taste?

They should be ashamed
of themselves.

- They should.

- Well girls, come on.

Let's get ready to go
hang up those flyers
before it gets too late.

- Mm. Alright.
- Now look at it.

- Let's see.

[strained] Neighborhood watch,

all suspicious activity
is reported to...

[shocked] the "po-po"!

Mildred, why does this say
the "po-po" instead
of the police?

- Because they charge
by the letter Lucille.

So I shortened it,
and saved us 100 bucks.

- Yes you did!

[Alfonso] Of all the things
he could've shared,

he decided to tell a story
about a moment that changed
our lives forever?

- Do you remember what happened
at our 11th birthday?
- Of course I do.

Someone broke into our house,
mom went straight Flo-Jo,

hopped the fence with one hand
while we ran around
and tried to escape.

- How could I forget?
- He shoulda been there
to protect us.

- Yeah but, he was on the road.

He was tryna provide
for his family--

- He just said he gambled
the money away, Aaliyah.

And left me, me there
to protect us.

I was eleven years old!

- I know,
but it was just a joke.

- He was tryna make
his speech funny,
you know how he is.
- And here you go,

again, you always
tryna protect him!

- Son, can we talk?

- Talk to him. Omar --

Let me talk to him dad, okay?

- No babygirl, not this time.

I need to handle this.

- Nobody, no takers
on the Snoop decoy.

- 10-4, do you read me?

- Pipe down, I'm standing
right here fool.

[Mildred Muttering]
- And where have you been?

I thought you was going
to the bathroom,

which is on the other side
of the house?

- I took the long way around,
so I could, you know, eat.

But nah, I saw this popcorn
on the counter.

Figured you just forgot it.

- Jackie, just 'cause
you see food

don't mean you have
to eat the food.

- Girl, sorry, I'm a snacker.

- Oo-oo, suspect is approaching
item B.

- Suspect is approaching.
- Where?

Wait, wait, what's with this
dude and the invisible leashes?

- Where the dogs at dude?

- Shut it Mildred! Be quiet,
it's a decoy.

Oh wait a minute.

He look like he tryna
grab Snoop!

Oh hell to the no.

Not today Satan.

Not with this crimefighter.

- Be careful Lucille!
- I gotcha Mildred.

[Yelling]
[Thief] What the--

[Lucille] Got yo' ass.
Where's my gnome?

- Now where is Too Short?

- How am I supposed
to know lady?

Do I look like his manager?

- No, you look guilty
is what you look like.

- I don't know what type of
freaky stuff you ladies into,

but I ain't guilty of nothing!

- You guilty of stealing
my gnome.

- I didn't steal anything.

And what the hell
is a gnome anyway?

- You know, it's one of them
little Smurf looking things

that sit out in the front yard.

Rumor has it that it guards
the earth's treasures,

and in this case our house.

- And the only person guarding
this house is the Lord.

[Harmonious Singing]

- Look, I didn't steal
your gnome, lawn jockey,

or whatever it is.

I was walking by with my dogs,

and I seen that Snoop
statue chilling.

I was tryna take a selfie.

- Boy, you are taking crazy
to a whole 'nother level.

Do you see any dogs around here?

- He didn't have no dogs!
- Wait a minute.

He louder than a rock concert!

- Ooh!
- He on that stuff!

He on that stuff!
Yeah he is.

- What stuff?

I'm a dog trainer.

And next week, I'ma have
more dogs than usual so,

I was tryna figure this out.

What if I have three dogs
on the left, two dogs
on the right.

One has to pee,
the other one doesn't.

This one goes left,
the other one goes right and--

- It's a whole thing!
- Wait,

did you say gnome?

- Yes, he stole my gnome!

And I'm gon' do whatever
I can to get it back.

- So all this time,
your missing gnome

is the reason why we formed
the neighborhood watch?

- Yes!

It was a violation of my person,

you stealing my gnome!

And I am not gon' let you
get away.

[Grunting]
- Look, for the last time lady,

I'm no thief!

- Lucille. Lucille!
- What? What?

- Let him go.
Lucille, let him go.
- No! No! No! No!

- Let him go. Oh my Lord.
- What are you doing,
what are you doing Mildred?

- [distressed]
She letting him go!
- She letting him go.

- Mildred, he took my gnome.

Where is Too Short?
You better tell.

- Now help me up.

Now get out.

And pull your pants up.

- Next time you try
to kidnap someone,

make sure you got
the right brotha'.

- And you better learn
how to fight,

'cause I kicked your ass.

Whoo!

Alright, now let's get serious.

- My grandson Todd
came over the other day

and asked could he borrow
our gnome for a special project.

I told him it was okay.

I did not think it was gon'
be a big problem.

- Well it's not a big problem
Mildred, if you ask.

- I got busy,
and it slipped my mind.

- I don't have a gnome
in this fight.

- Uh, I let him borrow
Ludacris too.

- Uh-huh, see.
- Wait a minute,

I didn't even know Luda
was missing!

- Why is everybody on mute?

- You always said,

if I don't got nothing nice
to say about my sorry--[Halts]

daddy, don't say nothing at all.

- Alfonzo, I know you're upset,

but disparaging your father
isn't the road you wanna--

- I'm sick and tired
of his drama Auntie.

- Period.
- Henry isn't perfect, nephew.

But he has sacrificed a lot
for his family.

- He never takes anything
seriously.

- Nothing!
- Maybe it's a coping
mechanism, babe.

- Yeah, and you could stand
to just, lighten up a bit.

- Hey.

Guess y'all heard Dr. Davis
won't commit to giving
Lucille's the grant.

[Aaliyah] Dang, Dr. Davis
unfollowed me.

We are never getting this grant.

[Clapping]

- Thank you, from the bottom
of my heart

for ruining another
day for me.

- Wait, wait, wait, I was not
the one to cause the scene

and walked out when the money
was in the bag.

- No, you would've just
gambled it away.

- Okay, I don't know
what's wrong with you,

but I'm not gonna stand here
and be attacked

for no reason when all I did
was try to help today.

- Okay, okay, you guys need
to just sit down.

Now!

Seriously, you guys just
need to talk, okay.

You need to air out
your differences

'cause these public outbursts
are starting to make us
look like

a dysfunctional family.
- Starting to? We're past that.

- So you good?

- Good as it gets.

- Good.
- That settles that.

- Ah! You go sit
your ass back down.

You all ain't done.
Sit down!

[Sighs]

- I'm sorry I embarrassed
you today at the luncheon.

- Wasn't about the luncheon.

I can't believe
you got up on that stage

and lied about how you were
there for Aaliyah and I,
when you weren't.

You always try to come off
like you some good guy.

- Good guy?

Look, what Clyde did for me
that day was a good thing

and I wanted to give him
some shine.

You think I wanted to tell
the world that I lost

all my money
trying to double it

so I can make ends meet

and provide for my family?

- Make ends meet?
- Yeah.

You coulda been broke at home.

You left us for weeks on end.

That wasn't the best for us pop.

I don't care what you say.

We needed you.
[yelling] I needed you!

I missed you.

Everyday.

- I know that.
I know that.

And I'm sorry.
[Sighs]

I should've been there, you know
when the house got robbed, but,

when I found out,
I made sure

that they got him arrested.

- I didn't know that.

- Son, you should never have
been placed in that situation.

For that, I'm sorry
and I will always be sorry.

I know parenting...

is held with high regard,
but you know,

being a parent don't come
with instructions.

But this right here is a
teachable moment for me.

But I hope it could be a
teachable moment for you too.

I can't, I can't erase the past.

But together we can
have a future but,

you gotta let me in.

[shakily] You just gotta
let me in.

[shakily] I, I can do that.

[Awing and Clapping]

[Doorbell Rings]

- Well if it isn't my little
Too Short mini-me.

- I'm so sorry
about the mix-up sis.

- Oh, it's all right.

You can't help that
you're an over-stepper.

- Well thank you so much
for sympathizing
with my condition.

Now listen,

you can put this gnome
back on your lawn...

- Or we can flip it.
[Gasps]

- What are you talking
about Mildred?

- Last night my grandson put
the gnome on the stage
at his concert

and the folks lost their mind.

Next thing you know,
it was uh, what you call uh...

hashtag, hash brown, whatever.
One of them.

- Oh Mildred.

Uh-uh, I couldn't do that.

Too Short is so sentimental
to me.

I just love him so much,

he's just fantastic.

- Wha-what is that?
- That's how much Too Short
is worth now.

- We taking your car or mine?
[Whooing]

- Girl we going to play the
slots.
- Yes, and make some money.

- Hey! What's our favorite word?