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[Lucille Humming]
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- Mm-hmm...
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- Hey, y'all!
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- "Hey, y'all."
Hey, you!
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Yeah, yeah, cleaning up after
that wild little party you threw
last night.
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- Oh shoot, boy.
- Mm-hmm!
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We saw you and your little
friends on the Ring camera.
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- (whistles) Got you!
- Mm-hmm!
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We were just
playing Spades, that's all.
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- Playing Spades?
You was in here acting all loose
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like you was at a
Chaka Khan concert.
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- When you have as many winning
books as Mildred and I had,
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whoo, you gotta jump up
and celebrate, baby!
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- Whoa, whoa, stop, stop.
All right, Auntie, relax!
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- Slow down before you pop,
lock, and drop your hip
out of socket.
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- Oh, you just jealous 'cause
you can't shake it like I can!
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- (laughs) We saw that
on the tapes.
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- Anyway, I am cleaning up
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because my son
is coming to town.
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- Eric?
- Yep!
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- Oh, my, I haven't
seen him in years!
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- And that's for good reason.
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- I am so glad that he is
finally coming back home
from LA!
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- My boy's coming back!
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- Do you remember when you and
Eric would go out there and play
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until those
streetlights came on?
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- Oh my God, those
were the days. Riding bikes,
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breaking windows with home runs,
TP-ing houses on Halloween.
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I cannot...
Ooh, wait!
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See, I'm excited.
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I can't wait to be back right
where we left off!
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- I'm sure you'll have a blast
playing ding-dong ditch
on the neighbors.
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Plus, you're too old to be
playing video games
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and eating pizza all night.
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- Psh! Thanks, Mom.
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Come on, babe!
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Loosen up!
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I haven't had the experience,
the pure unadulterated joy
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of a sleepover in years.
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Baby, baby, please.
Can Eric spend the night?
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- Listen, my son Eric is
an angel now,
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you're not even gonna
know he's here.
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- Won't even know!
- Okay, look.
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He's gotta leave that wild,
single lifestyle back in LA.
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No beer pongs,
no dishes in the sink,
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and he needs to keep
some socks on those feet.
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Last time he was here,
he cut up the carpet
with those man toes.
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- You're talking about old Eric.
He don't even watch
"Booty and The Beast" no more.
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He threw that out.
That's change!
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- Okay, you know what? You just
talked yourself all out of it.
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No. The answer's no. Boom.
- Baby, baby!
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- I wasn't asking.
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- What's up with the
Super Bowl decor?
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- Yeah, 'cause I thought
we were prepping for the
Scripps Howard Fund's
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"If You Give a Child a Book"
campaign.
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- We are, but do you remember
that ex-football star
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who's now a clean-cut TV host
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that used to have a lisp
everybody loves?
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- Oh, Michael Strangler!
- Yes, yes.
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- Ooh, I love to watch him host
"Salsa with the Stars".
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Honey, he can dip
his chip any time!
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- Ooh, Auntie!
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Okay, well he will be here
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hosting a charity edition
of the "Kinfolk Quiz" show.
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So, I needed some autographs,
you know, to sell them online.
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- It is a charity event,
Aaliyah.
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- Yes, and I'm planning a
charity trip to Cancun!
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- Hey, look who we found
at the airport!
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- All the way from LA!
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- My baby is finally
back home!
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Oh!
- Goodness!
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- Oh Mom,
it's so great to see you.
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Oh, you look more
beautiful than ever.
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- Oh, boy!
- Aw!
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- What's up, cuz?
- Hey!
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- Hey!
- You know, I hear that
all the time in LA.
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- Hey, yo, what's cracking, cuz?
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What's cracking, cuz?
- Oh, whoa, whoa!
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- That means something
completely different out there!
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- Okay, cousin.
- I missed you, LiLi.
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- I missed you too!
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Well, I'ma head to the store.
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I gotta get some more
Michael Strangler jerseys,
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and I was thinking if I rub them
in mud say they're game-worn,
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I could sell them for double.
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- I love the way you think!
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- Thank you!
- I love the way you think.
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- Hello, Eric.
Good to see you. Mm-hmm.
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Oh, well you're wearing socks,
so that's a good start.
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- Baby, w-w-why we talking
about old stuff?
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At least he got on pants.
Remember when he went
cul-de-sac streaking?
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He almost got us
kicked off the block!
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(laughs) Hey, progress baby,
growth!
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You know what I'm saying?
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Growth, cuh, you know?
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- Mama, can I borrow you
and talk to you about something?
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- Baby, listen, we're gonna have
plenty of time to talk.
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Hey, why don't we go over
and visit Pastor Jenkins
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just to so he can see
how big you are?!
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You know the boy
is grown, right?
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Yes, I know that, Brother Henry.
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And don't you go around
telling people how old you are.
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They'll start calculating
how old your mama is.
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(laughs) Come on, let's
go see Pastor Jenkins.
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- What room you want him in?
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- With his mama!
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Not a lot of space, Pop.
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Ain't got a lot
of space, now, okay?
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- Is that that
superstar accountant
Alfonso Williams I see?
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- No, no it ain't!
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No, it ain't.
Boy, what up, Dave?
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- What's good with it?
- How it be going, boy?
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Hey man, everybody at
the firm miss you on them
video conferences, man.
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You used to have us weak!
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Man, how you doing?
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- Just another day,
another dollar, brother!
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- Man, you looking clean though!
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I know you make money.
How's retirement?
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- Well, you know, I really
never stopped working,
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which brings me in here today.
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I actually might have a
lucrative business opportunity
for you.
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- Oh, I like the word lucrative,
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and my middle name is business.
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- I thought your middle name
was Cletus.
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My middle name is don't
get your ass whooped, okay?
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- All right, brother. Okay.
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- That is an office joke, Dave!
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Now come on, let me give you
a tour, that's an office joke.
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My middle name is Bernard, sir!
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- Ain't nothing on these plates
vegan, baby!
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Ain't nobody season chicken
like your mama!
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That's why I love her,
'cause she can cook.
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Let me go wash up!
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- Thanks for fixing this,
Mama, but,
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I gotta talk to you
about something.
- Okay.
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The reason that--
- Lucille!
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I need a rematch on my spades,
honey, and something to eat!
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- Don't y'all know how to knock?
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- Child, she's on a date!
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- Ooh, and he's handsome, too
with them Michael Ealy eyes!
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- Okay, we gonna leave
y'all lovebirds to it.
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- Ooh, but record it
for me, baby,
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and we gonna watch it later
with some tea!
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- This is not my date!
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This is my son!
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- Oh, that's what you're calling
him now, huh?
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- Oh, shut up, Mildred.
Come on and sit down!
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Eric, please meet my friends.
This is Jackie and Mildred.
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- Hey.
- Okay, it's nice
to meet you, ladies.
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- Jackie, the son is real!
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Ha-ha-ha, pay up!
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- Aw, dang it...
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- Y'all actually placed a bet on
whether Eric really existed?
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- Yes!
- Well, you know, you're
always mentioning him,
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but we have never seen
him in the flesh!
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- Mm-hmm.
- What?
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- Lord, who let the
cougars out of the zoo?
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- I can't believe you said that.
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You're just mad 'cause we don't
be roaring over you!
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[Henry Laughs]
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- So Eric, sweet thing, said
Eric, honey, darling,
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what exactly is it that you do?
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- Oh, now Eric is a food truck
entrepreneur out of Los Angeles.
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- And he's about to open up
a new one right here in Chicago.
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- That's right.
- Oh, that's the way I like 'em,
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sweet and always on the move!
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[They Laugh]
- I, I haven't,
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I haven't quite closed
the deal yet, so it's--
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- Oh baby, that's okay.
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After all I have invested
in that business,
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I hope we get trucks
all over the world!
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- And when that happens,
Uncle's gonna need his
100% discount.
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- Oh please, brother,
that would never happen
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because as much as you eat,
you'd put us out of business
in a day!
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- You need to meet
my daughter, baby.
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She would love you!
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- Why you talking about your
daughter when he could have me?
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- Because she needs a man.
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- Look, I said y'all too old!
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- I've started my own firm,
Richter Financial.
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Like, Richter scale, like we
about to be shaking up
the industry--
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- I get it, I get it, Dave.
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- Yeah, and see, I have secured
some top-notch clients.
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And brother, when I say
that these investors'
pockets are deep,
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they are deep, okay?
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And I want you
to come work beside me
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as my executive accountant.
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Wow.
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An executive?
That is, uh...
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That's a dream come true!
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I'd love to come and join you...
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- Perfect! Dammit, see?
See, I knew you would be in!
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And look, man.
We got offices downtown
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overlooking the city,
the whole nine, okay?
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And, look, you ain't really
have to be there. Why?
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Because you will be
traveling with me
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catering to the
international clients.
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- Traveling?
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Bro, worldwide?
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- Yeah.
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[He Scoffs]
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- Mm, nah man, I-I-I...
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I don't think I can do it, man.
- Okay, okay, all right.
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Look, we can get you
first-class seats.
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No, listen to me.
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I have to run this place,
man, for my family.
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- Al, this is a
life-changing opportunity.
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- All right,
you got my attention.
- Okay.
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This would be your salary.
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And see, those
are guaranteed numbers.
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And on top of that,
you would have the
opportunity for bonuses.
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Mm-hmm.
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- T-That's a lot of money.
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- D-Damn right, that's
a lot of money!
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Look, I really need your
expertise on my team, okay?
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We can go after all the things
that we ever dreamed about.
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Okay?
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You being your own boss,
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traveling the world,
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becoming financially
independent, dammit!
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I mean, I mean, I-I-I,
I've seen this
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in my head, I ran it
a million times, I just...
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Damn!
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Dave, that's a lot of money!
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- Okay.
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I want you to think about it.
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Call me.
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I'ma leave this right here.
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Think about it.
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Call me!
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Right there.
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Al.
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Scared money don't
make no money, baby!
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[Door Closes]
239
00:09:31,038 --> 00:09:32,172
[**]
240
00:09:32,873 --> 00:09:35,342
- Well, I'm excited
to see Kinfolk Quiz Game.
241
00:09:35,375 --> 00:09:37,277
- Uh, well don't
get too excited.
242
00:09:37,310 --> 00:09:38,679
One of the families dropped out.
243
00:09:38,712 --> 00:09:41,514
- What happened?
- Apparently, the real
"Family Feud" booked them,
244
00:09:41,548 --> 00:09:43,016
and they kicked us to the curb.
- Wow.
245
00:09:43,050 --> 00:09:44,852
- Well, I hope the
white family wins.
246
00:09:45,686 --> 00:09:48,956
- So about that, um, they
needed a replacement family
247
00:09:48,989 --> 00:09:51,024
so I kinda
pitched us to fill in!
248
00:09:51,058 --> 00:09:53,694
- W-What, why? Why would you
do that without telling us?
249
00:09:53,727 --> 00:09:56,463
- Right! I wanted to laugh
at oth chaotic drama,
250
00:09:56,496 --> 00:09:57,665
not showcase our own.
251
00:09:57,698 --> 00:10:00,500
- Because you two are the
smartest people I know,
252
00:10:00,533 --> 00:10:03,837
which makes the
perfect teammates,
and I think we can win.
253
00:10:03,871 --> 00:10:07,174
- I don't know.
- Y-Y-You really
think we could win?
254
00:10:07,207 --> 00:10:09,977
- Yes, and we'll get a tax
write-off, and some good press!
255
00:10:10,010 --> 00:10:11,011
- Okay, tax write-off.
- See?
256
00:10:11,044 --> 00:10:12,479
- What you think, baby?
257
00:10:12,512 --> 00:10:15,048
- Eh... All right, all right.
258
00:10:15,082 --> 00:10:17,550
If we're gonna do it,
we gotta do it right.
Let's go win this thing!
259
00:10:17,584 --> 00:10:19,653
- That's what I'm saying!
- Did you tell Henry yet?
260
00:10:19,687 --> 00:10:22,555
- Yes, and you know Daddy
don't need no reason
to get on a stage.
261
00:10:22,589 --> 00:10:24,157
- Okay, well let's
go get prepared.
262
00:10:24,191 --> 00:10:25,225
- Come on. Hey.
- Yay!
263
00:10:25,693 --> 00:10:27,527
Don't volunteer us for anything
else, you hear me?
264
00:10:27,560 --> 00:10:28,929
- No promises!
265
00:10:31,531 --> 00:10:32,199
Oh!
266
00:10:33,433 --> 00:10:35,669
You must be Mr. Strangler.
267
00:10:35,703 --> 00:10:39,572
- It's nice to meet you.
How you doing?
- Yes, I'm good!
268
00:10:39,606 --> 00:10:43,543
I'm Aaliyah. I am, uh,
today's event coordinator. Yeah.
269
00:10:43,576 --> 00:10:44,912
- It's wonderful to meet you,
Aaliyah.
270
00:10:44,945 --> 00:10:47,280
But please, call me Michael.
271
00:10:47,915 --> 00:10:49,349
Okay, well Michael,
272
00:10:49,382 --> 00:10:52,853
(laughs) do you mind signing
some memorabilia for
the charity?
273
00:10:52,886 --> 00:10:56,857
- I thought I already signed
some things earlier but, uh...
274
00:10:56,890 --> 00:10:58,692
- Yeah, they forgot
some stuff, you know...
275
00:10:58,726 --> 00:11:00,360
- Okay!
- It's for the kids.
276
00:11:00,393 --> 00:11:03,296
- Michael love the kids!
- Ooh, me too!
277
00:11:03,731 --> 00:11:05,298
[**]
278
00:11:05,766 --> 00:11:08,769
- Hey look, Mom, before we grab
our seats, there's something
I wanna talk to you about.
279
00:11:08,802 --> 00:11:11,705
- Well, you can talk to me about
anything, baby, what is it?
280
00:11:11,739 --> 00:11:14,742
- Hey, Auntie!
281
00:11:14,775 --> 00:11:16,777
I see your arm candy.
282
00:11:16,810 --> 00:11:19,747
How much did this fine, angelic
specimen hit you up for?
283
00:11:19,780 --> 00:11:21,114
- Huh?!
284
00:11:21,148 --> 00:11:23,083
- Look, I'm just trying
to borrow him before
you return him.
285
00:11:23,116 --> 00:11:25,452
- He's not an escort, girl!
- No?
286
00:11:25,485 --> 00:11:26,920
- I'm her son.
287
00:11:27,587 --> 00:11:30,323
- You the food truck guy
we all thought was fake?
288
00:11:30,791 --> 00:11:34,494
- Eric, the name of this
species is Mia.
289
00:11:34,962 --> 00:11:36,129
- Hey, boo.
290
00:11:36,797 --> 00:11:40,901
Now, look here, if you need a
taste test for your food truck,
291
00:11:40,934 --> 00:11:44,604
I do have tantalizing
taste buds waiting for you.
292
00:11:45,005 --> 00:11:45,806
Ooh!
293
00:11:46,506 --> 00:11:48,475
- Get on up out of here!
294
00:11:48,942 --> 00:11:50,978
Listen, let's go in there
and check out Henry,
295
00:11:51,011 --> 00:11:53,313
and I hope they have some of
those little mini quiches.
296
00:11:53,346 --> 00:11:55,983
Now, they give me gas, but ooh,
they're just so good!
297
00:11:56,016 --> 00:11:58,685
- Mama, look, I gotta
get this off my chest.
298
00:11:59,787 --> 00:12:01,521
I'm not in the
food truck business.
299
00:12:02,455 --> 00:12:04,792
- Well, what hell you been doing
with all of my money?!
300
00:12:04,825 --> 00:12:05,993
- Okay, look, just hear me out.
301
00:12:06,026 --> 00:12:07,828
I've been working on
being a musician.
302
00:12:07,861 --> 00:12:09,496
Okay, and I've been
taking your money,
303
00:12:09,529 --> 00:12:12,032
and I've been using it
to finance my studio time.
304
00:12:15,335 --> 00:12:17,938
- Whoa, Eric.
Let me get this straight.
305
00:12:17,971 --> 00:12:21,308
So all this time,
you mean to tell me
306
00:12:21,341 --> 00:12:24,644
you've been lying to me,
and stealing?!
307
00:12:24,677 --> 00:12:26,814
Boy, you must have
lost your damn mind!
308
00:12:26,847 --> 00:12:29,316
- Look, Mama, I know
what this looks like.
You got every right to be mad.
309
00:12:29,349 --> 00:12:32,820
- Oh, mad? Oh, I am
so beyond mad, Eric!
310
00:12:32,853 --> 00:12:34,321
Why didn't you tell me?!
311
00:12:34,354 --> 00:12:36,656
- Because I knew that you
wouldn't send me anymore
money if you knew.
312
00:12:37,190 --> 00:12:39,326
But look, I feel really guilty.
313
00:12:39,359 --> 00:12:40,460
That's why I wanted
to come clean.
314
00:12:40,493 --> 00:12:42,195
- Oh, speaking of clean,
315
00:12:42,229 --> 00:12:45,498
you're lucky I don't mop this
floor with your ass!
316
00:12:46,066 --> 00:12:49,837
You better be glad
that I'm saved!
317
00:12:53,173 --> 00:12:54,207
[Door Slams]
318
00:12:54,241 --> 00:12:55,575
[**]
319
00:12:58,378 --> 00:13:01,548
- We got a great game
of Kinfolk Quiz going
so far, folks,
320
00:13:01,581 --> 00:13:03,216
with the Williams family
in a slight lead.
321
00:13:03,250 --> 00:13:03,917
- Let's go, baby.
322
00:13:05,018 --> 00:13:07,054
- All right, all right,
all right, all right!
323
00:13:07,087 --> 00:13:10,523
In this round, they must
correctly match answers
to win some points.
324
00:13:10,557 --> 00:13:11,892
All right.
325
00:13:12,392 --> 00:13:13,693
First question.
326
00:13:13,726 --> 00:13:16,363
Who is your sibling's
celebrity crush?
327
00:13:16,396 --> 00:13:17,530
[Buzzer Sounds]
328
00:13:17,564 --> 00:13:18,665
Alfonso!
329
00:13:18,698 --> 00:13:19,833
- I know this one,
I know this one!
330
00:13:19,867 --> 00:13:22,035
Ah-ah-ah-ah, Idris Elba!
331
00:13:22,069 --> 00:13:26,073
- Okay, Aaliyah says Idris Elba!
[All Cheering]
332
00:13:26,106 --> 00:13:28,075
All right, all right, all right!
333
00:13:28,575 --> 00:13:30,377
Ten points
to the Williams family!
334
00:13:30,410 --> 00:13:31,912
- All right!
- Let's go!
335
00:13:31,945 --> 00:13:35,082
- Whoo!
- So, go ahead and
tell me about yourself.
336
00:13:35,115 --> 00:13:37,250
- Oh, well I am Alfonso Williams
337
00:13:37,284 --> 00:13:39,920
and I run this fine
establishment here
along with my family,
338
00:13:39,953 --> 00:13:41,754
it's a family thing. Mm-hmm.
- Oh, wow!
339
00:13:41,788 --> 00:13:43,390
Well, let's give it up for
the Williams' for--
340
00:13:43,423 --> 00:13:45,692
- Also, I am
executive accountant
341
00:13:45,725 --> 00:13:48,595
that will soon be
jet-setting around the world
342
00:13:48,628 --> 00:13:52,065
with my new firm,
Richter Financial.
343
00:13:52,099 --> 00:13:53,566
[Henry] Congratulations, son!
344
00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:57,070
- Oh, oh, okay! Well, when
was I going to hear about this,
345
00:13:57,104 --> 00:13:59,572
Mr. Big-Time
Worldwide Accountant?
346
00:13:59,606 --> 00:14:01,074
- I just announced it, babe.
347
00:14:01,108 --> 00:14:03,043
- Ooh, you messed up.
- Oh, okay.
348
00:14:03,076 --> 00:14:05,745
So I'm learning you're leaving
to travel the world
349
00:14:05,778 --> 00:14:07,614
when the public does?!
- No-no, baby.
350
00:14:07,647 --> 00:14:09,449
Can we, can we talk
about this in private?
351
00:14:09,482 --> 00:14:13,253
- Oh, well apparently, you've
been talking to somebody
in private enough!
352
00:14:13,286 --> 00:14:14,587
- Please, wait, wait!
353
00:14:14,621 --> 00:14:16,456
- * Let it be, let it be...
354
00:14:17,424 --> 00:14:18,791
* Baby, baby please
355
00:14:18,825 --> 00:14:20,427
[All Clamoring]
356
00:14:20,460 --> 00:14:22,695
- All right, you know what?
Right now would be a good time
357
00:14:22,729 --> 00:14:24,131
to go ahead
and take a break, all right?
358
00:14:25,365 --> 00:14:27,100
[Kimberly] So you weren't
gonna take the job?
359
00:14:27,134 --> 00:14:28,768
- I haven't officially
accepted it yet.
360
00:14:28,801 --> 00:14:32,272
- Then why were you taking bows
and acting like a big,
global hotshot?
361
00:14:32,305 --> 00:14:34,074
- Baby, I got excited.
362
00:14:34,107 --> 00:14:35,976
I really do want to take it.
I mean, look.
363
00:14:36,944 --> 00:14:37,978
Look at this salary.
364
00:14:39,312 --> 00:14:40,780
Whole lot of zeros.
365
00:14:40,813 --> 00:14:41,982
Whole lot of 'em.
366
00:14:42,682 --> 00:14:44,317
Hey, I was gonna sign this!
367
00:14:44,351 --> 00:14:46,119
- (mockingly) "I was gonna
sign this!"
368
00:14:46,153 --> 00:14:48,755
No, you're not signing
anything until we have a chance
369
00:14:48,788 --> 00:14:51,158
to discuss the specifics!
370
00:14:51,191 --> 00:14:53,160
How often will you be traveling?
371
00:14:53,193 --> 00:14:54,294
- I don't know.
372
00:14:54,327 --> 00:14:56,663
- Monthly? Bi-monthly?
373
00:14:57,164 --> 00:14:58,831
And where would you be going?
374
00:14:58,865 --> 00:15:01,034
- Around the world, I assume.
375
00:15:01,834 --> 00:15:03,836
- (scoffs) Wow.
376
00:15:04,204 --> 00:15:06,940
Okay, and who's
gonna manage Lucille's
377
00:15:06,974 --> 00:15:08,141
while you're gone, Alfonso?
378
00:15:08,175 --> 00:15:10,510
- Baby, I trust you guys
can handle it.
379
00:15:10,543 --> 00:15:12,012
- What about the kids?
380
00:15:13,013 --> 00:15:15,949
You haven't even thought this
through, Alfonso, see?
381
00:15:15,983 --> 00:15:18,485
- No, no, I have.
I have thought this through.
382
00:15:18,518 --> 00:15:19,519
Okay?
383
00:15:19,552 --> 00:15:21,188
This will make us
financially independent,
384
00:15:21,221 --> 00:15:25,225
we can retire early, travel the
world, two tickets to paradise!
385
00:15:26,026 --> 00:15:27,327
[Knocks On Door]
386
00:15:27,694 --> 00:15:28,962
- Hey, son.
387
00:15:28,996 --> 00:15:31,531
Just wanted to let you know
that I'm available
388
00:15:31,564 --> 00:15:34,001
to be your assistant
while you travel the world.
389
00:15:34,034 --> 00:15:35,635
- See right there?
Everybody's excited.
390
00:15:35,668 --> 00:15:37,004
Everybody's excited except you!
391
00:15:37,037 --> 00:15:39,539
- You know what, Pop?
Not now, okay?
392
00:15:40,240 --> 00:15:41,674
- I don't understand.
393
00:15:41,708 --> 00:15:43,643
- Do what you want,
Alfonso, okay?
394
00:15:43,676 --> 00:15:45,212
Clearly, that's your M.O.
395
00:15:45,245 --> 00:15:48,481
We're not done talking about
this, but let me tell you this.
396
00:15:48,515 --> 00:15:52,219
All the money in the world
won't buy you happiness.
397
00:15:54,721 --> 00:15:56,689
- But it'll buy you that new
house you was begging me for!
398
00:16:00,060 --> 00:16:02,195
- All right. Henry, you ready?
399
00:16:03,263 --> 00:16:04,564
[Inaudible]
400
00:16:05,432 --> 00:16:07,034
Henry, Henry, you ready?
401
00:16:07,067 --> 00:16:09,202
- Oh, yeah, I'm ready...
- All right, all right!
402
00:16:09,236 --> 00:16:13,373
What did you wear to your
kids' high school graduation?
403
00:16:13,406 --> 00:16:14,874
[Buzzer Sounds]
404
00:16:14,907 --> 00:16:16,709
Hey, hey, that's the right...
There you go!
405
00:16:16,743 --> 00:16:18,611
- Uh, oh man!
406
00:16:18,911 --> 00:16:20,580
A suit.
- A suit?
407
00:16:20,613 --> 00:16:23,916
All right, all right!
Alfonso says,
408
00:16:24,584 --> 00:16:26,753
"It must have been
an invisible cloak
409
00:16:26,786 --> 00:16:30,090
"because we didn't see him
until it was over. Facts!"
410
00:16:30,123 --> 00:16:30,957
- Oh!
411
00:16:31,424 --> 00:16:32,892
- Ain't that a shame, man?
412
00:16:32,925 --> 00:16:34,627
- Yeah, well he did show
up for the picture!
413
00:16:35,395 --> 00:16:36,563
- How he gonna be late?
414
00:16:36,596 --> 00:16:38,865
Our last name ends at W.
You can't be late for the W's!
415
00:16:38,898 --> 00:16:40,367
- Oh, well at least
he made it there.
416
00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:42,202
Since you're a
big-time traveler now,
417
00:16:42,235 --> 00:16:43,903
you may not get to see
our kids graduate at all!
418
00:16:43,936 --> 00:16:45,272
- Oh, oh, this what you
wanna do on stage?
419
00:16:45,305 --> 00:16:46,939
You couldn't wait till we get
off-stage to do this?
420
00:16:46,973 --> 00:16:48,741
- Oh, I'm the one doing it?
Okay!
421
00:16:48,775 --> 00:16:50,210
- You doing it right now!
422
00:16:50,243 --> 00:16:51,578
[Arguing Continues]
423
00:16:51,611 --> 00:16:53,413
- Hey, hey, hey!
424
00:16:53,446 --> 00:16:55,115
- We ain't at the
Maury show, okay?
425
00:16:55,148 --> 00:16:57,417
We doing this for charity,
all right?
426
00:16:57,450 --> 00:16:58,918
[All Speaking]
427
00:16:58,951 --> 00:17:02,755
All right, so 20 points
goes to the Pompas family,
428
00:17:02,789 --> 00:17:05,292
and now the game is tied, okay?
- Damn!
429
00:17:05,325 --> 00:17:07,794
Let's get ready to go
to our tiebreaker question.
430
00:17:08,461 --> 00:17:10,763
Alfonso, do you mind going
in, going to the buzzer?
431
00:17:10,797 --> 00:17:12,565
- Yes, let's go!
432
00:17:12,599 --> 00:17:14,501
[Lucille] All right, Alfonso!
433
00:17:16,636 --> 00:17:18,405
Final question, y'all.
Final question.
434
00:17:18,438 --> 00:17:20,107
This is for the game.
- Whoo!
435
00:17:20,140 --> 00:17:22,809
What is your wife's
or your husband's,
436
00:17:22,842 --> 00:17:25,945
or others', favorite movie?
437
00:17:26,146 --> 00:17:27,647
- Ooh, come on now.
438
00:17:27,680 --> 00:17:29,282
[Buzzer Sounds]
- Alfonso!
439
00:17:29,316 --> 00:17:31,118
- Too slow, baby. Ha-ha-ha!
440
00:17:31,151 --> 00:17:33,953
The reason I know this, uh,
'cause it was a moment for me.
441
00:17:33,986 --> 00:17:37,790
It was our first date.
And, uh, we cried
in each others arms.
442
00:17:38,125 --> 00:17:41,661
And, uh, I knew in that moment
that she was gonna be able
443
00:17:41,694 --> 00:17:45,798
to put up with my emotional ass
for the rest of our lives!
444
00:17:45,832 --> 00:17:48,868
Um, the answer is
"The Notebook", final answer.
445
00:17:50,337 --> 00:17:52,038
- And Kim says...
446
00:17:52,672 --> 00:17:54,674
.."The Notebook"!
[All Cheering]
447
00:17:57,177 --> 00:17:59,646
- And the Williams family
is the winner!
448
00:17:59,679 --> 00:18:00,880
- Yes!
449
00:18:01,348 --> 00:18:03,650
- I'm so sorry. Up top!
450
00:18:03,683 --> 00:18:06,186
- Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, yes!
451
00:18:07,187 --> 00:18:09,522
Hey, no, no, bring it
on down, baby!
452
00:18:11,658 --> 00:18:13,025
[Mia Squealing]
453
00:18:14,161 --> 00:18:16,863
- Henry!
- I mean, y'all are a hot mess,
454
00:18:16,896 --> 00:18:19,132
but y'all are an amazing team!
455
00:18:19,166 --> 00:18:23,136
- I told you! And what we need
to do next is go on the actual
"Kinfolk Quiz" show,
456
00:18:23,170 --> 00:18:24,471
and win us some real money!
457
00:18:24,504 --> 00:18:27,640
- Well, if that's gonna happen,
I'm going on the show, too!
458
00:18:27,674 --> 00:18:29,809
Because I need to get some money
459
00:18:29,842 --> 00:18:34,547
to make up for a bad scam
I got invested in!
460
00:18:35,047 --> 00:18:36,549
I'll see y'all back
at the house.
461
00:18:36,583 --> 00:18:38,050
Get out of my way, boy!
462
00:18:38,084 --> 00:18:40,052
- Where's my wife
and the trophy?
463
00:18:40,086 --> 00:18:41,688
- She gone.
- She went...
464
00:18:41,721 --> 00:18:42,889
- She gone.
- She, yeah...
465
00:18:44,056 --> 00:18:46,159
- Look Ma, I know I shouldn't
have waited so long to tell you,
466
00:18:46,193 --> 00:18:47,860
but honestly, I was just...
467
00:18:47,894 --> 00:18:50,029
I was afraid of admitting to
the family that I was a failure.
468
00:18:50,062 --> 00:18:51,831
- Here's what the failure is.
469
00:18:51,864 --> 00:18:53,666
The failure is that you lied,
470
00:18:53,700 --> 00:18:57,270
and if you lie, you'll steal.
If you steal, you'll kill.
471
00:18:58,238 --> 00:19:00,207
I went about this the wrong way.
472
00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:04,544
All right, I can admit that but
Mom, I am really making some
progress in the music industry.
473
00:19:04,577 --> 00:19:07,214
- (laughs) What are you,
some kind of rapper?
474
00:19:07,247 --> 00:19:10,883
You're out there gyrating
on stages for panties
like your uncle used to do?
475
00:19:10,917 --> 00:19:13,220
- No, not at all, all right?
476
00:19:13,253 --> 00:19:15,755
I've been doing scoring
for movies and commercials.
477
00:19:16,122 --> 00:19:18,691
I even got a jingle out there
for Shawn's Mortuary.
478
00:19:18,725 --> 00:19:20,059
I know you heard it.
479
00:19:20,460 --> 00:19:25,031
* For all your embalming,
and funerals, and cremations
480
00:19:25,064 --> 00:19:28,735
* Roll on over in your grave,
and come see Shawn. *
481
00:19:28,768 --> 00:19:30,703
- That's the one!
- Oh, it's horrible!
482
00:19:30,737 --> 00:19:33,940
It doesn't even rhyme,
but it is catchy!
483
00:19:34,807 --> 00:19:37,410
- I also developed a new,
innovative mixing board
484
00:19:37,444 --> 00:19:38,911
and I've got a patent for it.
485
00:19:38,945 --> 00:19:40,112
- Okay!
486
00:19:40,146 --> 00:19:42,782
So my son's an inventor, too?
487
00:19:43,483 --> 00:19:44,751
Wait a minute.
488
00:19:45,285 --> 00:19:47,954
How do I know you're
telling me the truth now?
489
00:19:48,755 --> 00:19:49,956
- Mom, I'm telling
you the truth,
490
00:19:49,989 --> 00:19:52,592
and I'm gonna pay you back
in monthly installments.
491
00:19:52,625 --> 00:19:55,928
- Boy, you know, if you weren't
my son, I would kill you.
492
00:19:56,429 --> 00:19:58,298
- Is that your way
of saying you love me?
493
00:20:00,633 --> 00:20:02,302
- (crying) More than
you'll ever know!
494
00:20:02,335 --> 00:20:03,970
- I love you too, Mom.
495
00:20:05,037 --> 00:20:06,806
- I love you, baby.
496
00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:09,342
[**]
497
00:20:12,279 --> 00:20:13,780
- Baby, what you doing?
498
00:20:13,813 --> 00:20:16,449
- Oh, I'm just making the office
feel more like home
499
00:20:16,483 --> 00:20:18,285
since you'll be off
crunching numbers
500
00:20:18,318 --> 00:20:20,453
and having croissants in France.
501
00:20:20,487 --> 00:20:22,655
- I didn't take the job, baby.
502
00:20:24,291 --> 00:20:25,658
- Oh.
503
00:20:28,160 --> 00:20:29,496
- Look.
504
00:20:30,630 --> 00:20:34,334
I'm sorry I didn't tell you
I was even considering it.
505
00:20:35,001 --> 00:20:37,169
The thought of success
and finally achieving it
506
00:20:37,203 --> 00:20:41,207
made me willing to just,
I don't know, risk it all.
507
00:20:41,974 --> 00:20:44,811
- Well, congrats on
fighting temptations
508
00:20:44,844 --> 00:20:47,013
which, for the record,
is my actual favorite movie.
509
00:20:47,046 --> 00:20:50,049
- Oh, that's right.
- I just wrote down what
I knew you would say.
510
00:20:50,383 --> 00:20:52,552
- Look at you, knowing your man!
511
00:20:54,020 --> 00:20:55,522
- Okay, I must admit it.
512
00:20:55,555 --> 00:20:58,725
The job did kinda seem like
a great opportunity.
513
00:20:59,392 --> 00:21:01,328
So, what made you
change your mind?
514
00:21:02,028 --> 00:21:03,530
- I don't know, I mean,
515
00:21:03,563 --> 00:21:06,299
after remembering how my dad
missed our graduation,
516
00:21:06,333 --> 00:21:09,636
it made me realize I want
to be here as much as possible
517
00:21:09,669 --> 00:21:11,170
for the kids, for you.
518
00:21:11,404 --> 00:21:13,673
And instead of chasing
what we don't have now,
519
00:21:13,706 --> 00:21:17,977
I'd rather invest in my
family here at home.
520
00:21:18,010 --> 00:21:19,846
- There's my husband.
521
00:21:19,879 --> 00:21:21,013
You made the right choice.
522
00:21:21,047 --> 00:21:22,515
- Did I?
- Yes.
523
00:21:22,549 --> 00:21:24,984
Oh, and you know,
for the record,
524
00:21:25,017 --> 00:21:27,487
we would've been great running
Lucille's without you here.
525
00:21:27,520 --> 00:21:29,556
- Nah-nah-nah, no-no-no,
no, I don't think so!
526
00:21:29,589 --> 00:21:31,858
I'm too important. I'm too
important around these parts!
527
00:21:31,891 --> 00:21:33,059
- Hmm, I don't know...
528
00:21:33,092 --> 00:21:35,362
- Okay, you know you need me.
Just admit it.
529
00:21:35,395 --> 00:21:37,564
- What? We need you?
I don't know about that.
530
00:21:37,597 --> 00:21:38,998
- Oh dear, that's
a spider right there!
531
00:21:39,031 --> 00:21:41,233
- (shrieks) Oh, kill it!
- Ha!
532
00:21:41,267 --> 00:21:43,503
- You don't need me?
- No, no.
533
00:21:43,536 --> 00:21:47,540
- You don't need me?
- Okay, well I strongly prefer
to have you by my side,
534
00:21:47,574 --> 00:21:48,775
uh, to kill spiders.
535
00:21:48,808 --> 00:21:50,743
- Oh, to kill spiders?
- Mm-hmm.
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