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- Ooh, you looking like
Fifty-One Shades of Grey, baby!
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- There they are, the king
and queen of the castle!
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- Hmm.
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- If I was the king,
I'd lock you in the tower
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the way you
keeping that room, boy!
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- Well, thank goodness you're
such a benevolent and kind king.
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And Dad, have you lost
a couple of pounds?
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You looking good in that shirt!
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- No, okay?
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All I'm losing
is money and patience.
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- What do you want?
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- Mom, my beautiful queen.
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Did I tell that all the guys at
my school call you the hot mama?
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- You talking about them boys
that can't write in cursive?
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What do you want, AJ?
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- Well, since I passed
my driving test,
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you guys should buy me a car!
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- (breathlessly) He wants me
to buy him a car!
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[Both Laughing]
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Okay, how about this,
how about this, son?
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I'll get you a brand new car...
air freshener,
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make your room smell better.
[She Laughs]
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- AJ, sweetie.
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A license does not mean you
automatically get a car.
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Plus, there's gas, insurance,
maintenance.
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- Ah, well, my friends told me
you were gonna say that,
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so I decided to draw up
a monthly cost report
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of the exact car that I want.
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- No, you didn't.
- Sure did!
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- Wow.
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I'm impressed!
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Well, I mean, AJ
is generally responsible,
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and he is doing
really well in school.
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- Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa,
let me get this straight.
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So, we are
supposed to reward him
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for having survival instincts?
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I think not.
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- Well, you guys
should reward me
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because I'll drop off
and pick up Jordan.
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- Mm, sold!
- And take your auntie to bingo,
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ballroom dancing,
and the strip club.
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- She likes the food there.
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- So do I.
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- Yes, yes I will.
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- Okay, okay.
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Okay, AJ.
[Kimberly Giggles]
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I'll tell you what.
Whatever amount you save up,
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I'll match it.
- What? Okay, uh, hold on.
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Uh, babe, this car
is a little expensive.
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So, yeah, there's that.
- Let me see.
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- Wait.
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- Boy, did you photoshop
yourself in a SL?
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[They Laugh]
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- Yes, Dad, that's the car
that I want!
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- So do I, okay? So do I!
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- Dad, I go to private school.
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Everybody there drives
luxury cars.
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- So do the moms.
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Alfonso, I need to be upgraded!
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- Mm-mm, let's have
this conversation later.
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Ahem! Like I said.
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Save up what you gotta save up,
I'll match what I gotta match.
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- Really?
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Oh! You won't regret this, Dad!
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Mom, you married a good man!
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Thanks, Dad. Thanks, Mom.
Love you guys!
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- Bye, baby!
- Okay, have a good day.
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[He Laughs]
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- Um, wait, are you serious?
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- Honey, please.
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The way he blows his dough on
Grubhub and blonde hair dye,
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psh, he ain't gonna have five
to put on it, okay?
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- You're too much!
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- A bake sale
ain't gonna cut it.
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- I need that car!
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I'm the only one in our grade
without one.
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How's the GoFundMe going?
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- Not great.
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In order for you
to hit your goal,
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it looks like you're
gonna have to die.
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- No, no, no, I am
too young to die!
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- But you know what?
My uncle, he owns
a comedy club downtown.
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He makes a lot of money charging
people at the door to get in.
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- Ooh, that's so great.
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Do you think he would let us
do a comedy show there?
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With my following, I could get
a pretty decent crowd in.
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- Maybe, but he's definitely
gonna want his cut.
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- Yeah, you're right.
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Well, we could sell the
freshly-baked cookies there!
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- He's gonna want
his cut of that, too.
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But if we hosted at Lucille's,
we split it.
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- "We"?
What is all this "we" talk?
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You already got a car!
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- Two cars to be exact.
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One for school,
and one for the weekend.
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- Okay...
- Excuse me.
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What y'all two doing in here
looking like a clean
and dirty Q-tip?
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- Nothing. Just chilling.
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- "Just chilling"?
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Verdict's out on you, boy.
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Fade too tight,
lineup too right.
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Keep the door open.
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- But there's no door.
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- "But there's no door",
keep the lights on!
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- Anyways, we can't host
it at Lucille's.
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My dad would
never agree to that.
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The only reason
why he even said yes
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to splitting the car is 'cause
he doesn't think I can do it.
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I gotta find a way to
prove myself to him!
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How about this? I'll give
you a small cut for the idea.
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- Small cut?
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Look, it'll be low-key.
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A speakeasy type of thing.
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After a few shows,
you'll have enough money
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to buy a Rolls-Royce
every day of the week!
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- Oh, well, that sounds good!
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Ah, I can see it now,
my name in lights.
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(sings) AJ Presents!
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- It's supposed to be
a secret, remember?
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- (softly) AJ Presents!
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[**]
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Well, hello again!
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Mm, I see you come
bearing gifts today.
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How might I repay you?
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- This one is for Aaliyah.
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- Hmm, she over there.
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- Oh, baby!
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Oh, that looks so heavy.
Come here, let me help you.
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- Thank you, it's heavy--
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- Oh!
- Ooh!
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- Aw, oh!
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Oh. Aw, help me up,
help me up!
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- I got you, I got you.
- Ooh!
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- Okay, I'm Aaliyah.
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Um, what do you want?
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- I just need you to sign here.
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- Okay.
- Yeah.
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- I-I normally don't do this
but, uh,
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just wanted to give you
our business card
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just in case you need me
to deliver anything else.
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- Yes, you might need
a delivery.
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[Chuckles Nervously]
- I'll take that.
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- Aaliyah, what's going
on with you?
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- That man is gorgeous!
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- Nothing!
It's whatever, you know?
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Pass me the package.
- Forget the package.
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But you know what, guys?
Today is her used-to-be
wedding anniversary.
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- Oh, do you wanna talk--
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- No, no, no, it's fine!
It's, it's fine, y'all.
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- Aaliyah, maybe it's time for
you to get back out there,
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even if it's just to have
a little fun!
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- Yeah!
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And what better time is there to
dip your little pretty pedicure
back in the dating pool?
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- The pool is full of sharks,
and the water is contaminated!
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- Oh no-no-no-no,
not this pool.
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See, Pattie Cantrell booked
her famous Friday night
mixer event here.
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[All Talking]
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- Pattie Pattie?
- Yeah, she's coming!
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- What?!
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- She is the most
successful matchmaker!
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- Uh-huh!
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- Ooh-ooh-ooh, think
about it, think about it,
think about it.
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A successful-man
matchmaking event here!
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Come on! With doctors
and lawyers and men
with their side teeth!
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Girl, come on!
- Side teeth?
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I don't know, this is a lot.
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I don't even know how
to talk to men anymore.
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I mean, you see how I treated
the delivery guy,
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and he was fine!
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- Come on, baby,
we can coach you!
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- Yes, yes, and I can make you
flashcards that you can
read from.
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- Uh-uh, no-no-no-no-no.
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We're not gonna have my girl
out here looking crazy, no!
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She needs something more
up-to-date like a, you know,
earpiece under her hair.
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- Oh.
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- Ooh, like James Bond!
- Yes!
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- I think I'm gonna pass, y'all.
Thank you!
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- Well, uh, it's a little
too late to pass
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'cause I signed us up
about a week ago!
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Oh, oh, about a week
ago, I did, I did, I did!
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[Aaliyah] What if
someone sees this?
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- Then say it's a Bluetooth
and you're an uncle.
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- I don't think I can do this...
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- You got this, you got it.
- Be yourself.
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Confidence is key.
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- Oh, no, no, no, Kimberly,
that is awful advice.
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Aaliyah, whatever you do,
don't be you.
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That's why you single now!
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Men don't like women
who talk too much.
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They like women who listen
and don't say anything.
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You independent women
are out!
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Traditional women?
Oh, honey tea,
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we back in style!
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- All right, duly noted.
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[Glass Clinging]
- Ooh, there she is!
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- Hello everyone, and welcome
to our first Friday mixer event.
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Every five minutes, I'm going
to ring this bell.
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Then, the men will get up
and move one seat over.
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After the time is up,
you can circle yes or no.
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- Um, excuse me.
What's a maybe?
201
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- Maybe means you
spotted some red flags,
but you're still considering.
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And that means hell no!
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- Oh, okay...
- Okay, let's begin!
204
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- So, let me ask you a question.
You ever flown in a private jet?
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- I want to ride your plane.
- Ooh!
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Do you? You got your passport?
- Yes!
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Yes, I do!
208
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- You're doing good, baby.
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Now, don't say a word!
210
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- So, uh, what brings you joy?
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- Um, ooh, working.
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- All right, yeah.
- And my family. Yeah?
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What about you?
- I can't stand my damn family.
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My wife and kids begging for
money all the damn time!
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You know what?
I don't know what to do now.
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- You're married?
- On Sundays, I am.
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How about you?
Are you married?
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[Bell Rings]
- Is that Gouda?
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- It actually is. You want it?
220
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- Oh, ho-ho, yeah, I want it.
221
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I do want it.
222
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I want it, I do want...want it.
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- Ahem! So, uh,
[Chuckles]
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tell me something you
haven't told anyone.
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- Um, you go first.
- You first.
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- You first! Grr!
- You go first.
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- You like that, don't you?
- Mm, I like that...
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Rawr, rawr!
- Let me smell you...
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- What do you do for a living?
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- Why is that important?
231
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Why is everyone asking me that?
232
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I'm a pimp, how about that?
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[Bell Rings]
234
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When was your last relationship?
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Actually, um, I just got dumped
by someone that I love.
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Oh my God, I'm so sorry.
237
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- (crying) It's okay.
238
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I just need a moment,
or a second.
239
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- Okay.
- I'm sorry.
240
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[Sobs Loudly]
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I'm sorry,
just give me a moment.
242
00:09:28,301 --> 00:09:29,336
[Sobs Again]
243
00:09:31,504 --> 00:09:33,440
[Continues Crying]
244
00:09:33,473 --> 00:09:35,342
You know where Charlene is?
[Bell Rings]
245
00:09:38,045 --> 00:09:40,313
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
[He Speaks Spanish]
246
00:09:40,347 --> 00:09:41,481
You leaving?
247
00:09:41,514 --> 00:09:44,652
Uh, yeah, I'm kinda over this.
248
00:09:44,685 --> 00:09:46,153
- Hey!
- Hey!
249
00:09:46,186 --> 00:09:47,955
- Hey--
- So was I.
250
00:09:47,988 --> 00:09:49,322
Is that a Bluetooth?
251
00:09:49,356 --> 00:09:53,493
Uh, yeah. I'm on my
big uncle energy, so...
252
00:09:53,526 --> 00:09:55,462
- That's what they call it?
- Yeah.
253
00:09:55,495 --> 00:09:58,866
- In all honesty,
I'm not ready for this.
254
00:09:58,899 --> 00:10:00,868
- Yeah, neither am I.
255
00:10:00,901 --> 00:10:04,171
Since I lost my wife,
I haven't been able
to connect with a woman.
256
00:10:04,204 --> 00:10:05,205
But you're different.
257
00:10:05,238 --> 00:10:06,707
[She Giggles]
258
00:10:07,374 --> 00:10:11,044
So, I guess I should ask you.
What do you do for a living?
259
00:10:11,078 --> 00:10:12,545
I'm a wealth manager.
260
00:10:12,579 --> 00:10:15,048
I split my time
between here and LA.
261
00:10:15,082 --> 00:10:16,516
- Wealth?
- Mm-hmm.
262
00:10:16,549 --> 00:10:18,686
Yeah, well I'm wealthy,
very wealthy, actually.
263
00:10:18,719 --> 00:10:21,388
I own this building, and a few
other buildings, you know?
264
00:10:21,421 --> 00:10:23,523
Here, there, down the street.
265
00:10:23,556 --> 00:10:25,392
Yeah...
- I like that.
266
00:10:26,727 --> 00:10:29,062
Listen, do you want to walk
with me to the match area?
267
00:10:29,096 --> 00:10:31,064
I don't want to talk
to anyone else.
268
00:10:32,232 --> 00:10:34,367
- Yeah?
- Yeah. Okay.
269
00:10:34,401 --> 00:10:35,769
[He Speaks Spanish]
270
00:10:36,904 --> 00:10:38,005
[Both Chittering]
271
00:10:38,038 --> 00:10:39,106
- Give me a five!
272
00:10:41,909 --> 00:10:45,713
- It's giving responsible,
frugal, stepmama!
273
00:10:45,746 --> 00:10:47,881
- Frugal? Nah, I don't
wanna look cheap now.
274
00:10:47,915 --> 00:10:49,883
I am courtside material.
275
00:10:49,917 --> 00:10:51,184
- That you are!
276
00:10:51,218 --> 00:10:52,720
We gotta keep up
that rich persona.
277
00:10:52,753 --> 00:10:54,587
- Right.
- You know, you told
that little lie...
278
00:10:54,621 --> 00:10:56,389
[All Speaking]
279
00:10:56,423 --> 00:10:59,059
- No-no-no, no, no!
It was just in the moment.
280
00:10:59,092 --> 00:11:01,228
He was the first guy
I actually connected with.
281
00:11:01,261 --> 00:11:03,430
- Well, let me connect with you.
282
00:11:03,463 --> 00:11:06,099
- Uh-oh.
- Aaliyah, this is what
I want you to remember.
283
00:11:06,133 --> 00:11:09,202
Now, telling a little white lie
here and there is okay,
284
00:11:09,236 --> 00:11:13,707
but telling a bunch of them,
building a relationship on lies,
285
00:11:13,741 --> 00:11:17,444
that's not how you build a
strong foundation going forward.
286
00:11:17,811 --> 00:11:19,246
- Okay, Auntie.
287
00:11:19,446 --> 00:11:21,614
Don't worry, okay,
it's just dinner.
288
00:11:21,648 --> 00:11:23,550
It's gonna be okay.
I got this.
289
00:11:23,583 --> 00:11:25,218
- She got this, she got this!
- Yes!
290
00:11:25,252 --> 00:11:26,954
But AJ, I do need
to look wealthy.
291
00:11:26,987 --> 00:11:28,789
- Yes, yes, very!
292
00:11:29,489 --> 00:11:32,292
- Game face,
you know, gangsters!
293
00:11:32,325 --> 00:11:34,261
(coughs) Get the hat right.
294
00:11:34,294 --> 00:11:37,597
- Hey Dad, Grandpa.
I'm sleeping over
at my friend Chris's tonight.
295
00:11:37,630 --> 00:11:39,767
He's picking me up
'cause he's got a car.
296
00:11:39,800 --> 00:11:41,268
Everybody's got a car.
297
00:11:41,301 --> 00:11:42,803
(sings) Everybody but AJ!
298
00:11:42,836 --> 00:11:44,604
- Everybody-- I see what
you doing right there.
299
00:11:44,637 --> 00:11:46,639
[Doorbell Rings]
I see what you're doing, boy.
300
00:11:46,974 --> 00:11:48,475
[Alfonso Mutters]
301
00:11:54,314 --> 00:11:56,649
- Who do you think you--
Who do you think you are?!
302
00:11:56,683 --> 00:11:58,919
- Pop.
- You coming here to pick up
my daughter, huh?
303
00:11:58,952 --> 00:12:00,788
- Grandpa, that's
my friend, Chris.
304
00:12:00,821 --> 00:12:02,122
The one I just mentioned.
305
00:12:02,155 --> 00:12:05,125
- Whoa-whoa-whoa! What is your
intentions with my grandson?
306
00:12:05,158 --> 00:12:06,659
- Pop.
- Intentions?
307
00:12:06,693 --> 00:12:08,295
- Yeah, yeah.
- We're just friends.
308
00:12:08,328 --> 00:12:10,463
- Very heavy on the
"just friends".
309
00:12:10,497 --> 00:12:14,301
- Relax.
- I was... Overreacted
Sorry, son.
310
00:12:14,334 --> 00:12:16,804
- I think I peed myself.
- Aw, come on!
311
00:12:16,837 --> 00:12:18,806
- A little hot, came in
a little hot.
312
00:12:18,839 --> 00:12:20,640
Get you some diapers, boy.
We gotta get you Pull-Ups!
313
00:12:20,673 --> 00:12:23,777
Gotta get him some Pull-Ups!
Ha, keep 'em handy!
314
00:12:23,811 --> 00:12:25,345
[Door Slams]
Pop.
315
00:12:26,880 --> 00:12:28,148
[Doorbell Rings]
316
00:12:34,654 --> 00:12:36,189
- Hey, how's it going? Is--
317
00:12:37,157 --> 00:12:37,991
Slow down there...
318
00:12:38,025 --> 00:12:39,659
[In Spanish]
319
00:12:39,692 --> 00:12:42,329
I don't think
we can fit the body...
320
00:12:42,362 --> 00:12:44,798
[Door Closes]
..in a little tortilla bin, huh?
321
00:12:44,832 --> 00:12:45,866
- What you talking about,
a human body?
322
00:12:45,899 --> 00:12:47,868
- Yeah! Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Yeah!
323
00:12:47,901 --> 00:12:49,870
I mean, who are you?
324
00:12:51,204 --> 00:12:53,206
- Boy, did you hear
what he asked you?
325
00:12:53,406 --> 00:12:55,542
Who are you?!
326
00:12:56,043 --> 00:12:57,710
- My name is--
- Ah!
327
00:12:58,211 --> 00:13:00,848
- Yeah.
- I wouldn't even answer that
328
00:13:00,881 --> 00:13:02,349
if I was you, son.
- Don't have to.
329
00:13:02,382 --> 00:13:04,317
- See, 'cause we already
know who you are.
330
00:13:04,351 --> 00:13:05,819
- Jeromé.
331
00:13:05,853 --> 00:13:07,520
- Probably not even
his real name!
332
00:13:07,554 --> 00:13:09,522
- Don't sound real to me, Pop.
Know what I mean?
333
00:13:09,556 --> 00:13:11,558
I'm about to go,
spread 'em, spread!
334
00:13:13,726 --> 00:13:15,863
See what I mean? I need ID.
I need two forms!
335
00:13:15,896 --> 00:13:19,066
Okay, I need drivers license,
I need Social Security card,
336
00:13:19,099 --> 00:13:22,035
I need a active--
He got his passport in here?
337
00:13:22,069 --> 00:13:23,871
- He's good!
338
00:13:23,904 --> 00:13:25,538
I heard you was in finances.
339
00:13:25,572 --> 00:13:27,707
You know, my son is in finances,
340
00:13:27,740 --> 00:13:30,710
so he'll know if you're really
even lying about you being
in finances.
341
00:13:30,743 --> 00:13:33,746
Ain't that right, Alfonso?
- Oh, that's right, Pop.
342
00:13:33,780 --> 00:13:36,583
Sure will! How's the market
right now, Jero-me?
343
00:13:36,616 --> 00:13:37,584
It's down.
344
00:13:37,617 --> 00:13:40,420
- (laughs) It's...down!
345
00:13:40,453 --> 00:13:41,721
He's good.
346
00:13:41,754 --> 00:13:43,390
He's real good, Pop.
347
00:13:43,423 --> 00:13:45,725
- You got any kids,
any children?
348
00:13:45,758 --> 00:13:47,895
- No.
- Do you want some kids?
349
00:13:48,929 --> 00:13:51,198
You know what?
I need a picture of you.
350
00:13:51,231 --> 00:13:52,765
Yeah...
351
00:13:54,434 --> 00:13:56,769
- I don't wanna be
in your selfie!
352
00:13:56,803 --> 00:13:58,538
- He's good.
- I don't know you like that.
353
00:13:58,571 --> 00:14:01,741
All right, sweet potato pie,
or pumpkin pie?
354
00:14:01,774 --> 00:14:04,111
- Here she is!
- Hi!
355
00:14:04,144 --> 00:14:05,913
- Ms. Aaliyah.
- You look beautiful.
356
00:14:05,946 --> 00:14:07,747
- I hope you weren't
waiting too long.
357
00:14:07,780 --> 00:14:09,116
- Oh, no.
358
00:14:09,449 --> 00:14:10,918
- All right, y'all.
See you later!
359
00:14:10,951 --> 00:14:13,086
- Have fun, bye!
- Thank you!
360
00:14:13,120 --> 00:14:14,254
[Jeromé] Pleasure meeting you.
361
00:14:14,287 --> 00:14:16,456
- If the food is good,
bring their doggie bag back!
362
00:14:16,489 --> 00:14:18,291
- Got you.
- Got you, Pops.
363
00:14:18,325 --> 00:14:19,726
- Yeah, take it
easy out there, Ma.
364
00:14:19,759 --> 00:14:21,761
[In Spanish]
365
00:14:23,964 --> 00:14:24,932
[**]
366
00:14:25,832 --> 00:14:27,434
- And she said take her
out to eat.
367
00:14:27,467 --> 00:14:30,437
I said, "Out to eat?
We got leftovers in my beard!"
368
00:14:30,470 --> 00:14:31,939
[Audience Laughs]
369
00:14:31,972 --> 00:14:34,407
- Nice touch with the
fake wine and glasses.
370
00:14:34,441 --> 00:14:35,976
- That's not fake.
371
00:14:36,309 --> 00:14:38,245
- What do you mean
it's not fake?
372
00:14:38,278 --> 00:14:39,947
- I got this wine from
my grandma's house.
373
00:14:39,980 --> 00:14:43,116
She uses it for decoration, so
she won't even notice it's gone.
374
00:14:43,150 --> 00:14:45,118
- Chris, we did not agree
to serve alcohol!
375
00:14:45,152 --> 00:14:46,653
- Relax, AJ!
376
00:14:46,686 --> 00:14:49,789
Selling alcohol is where
the money's really made
at these shows.
377
00:14:49,822 --> 00:14:53,626
But right now, we're raking in
the profits, so don't trip!
378
00:14:53,660 --> 00:14:55,495
- All right.
379
00:15:05,505 --> 00:15:09,176
- Where...did I put my phone?
380
00:15:09,376 --> 00:15:10,978
[Audience Laughing]
381
00:15:11,344 --> 00:15:14,481
- Yeah, with a beard like this,
who need a broom?
382
00:15:14,514 --> 00:15:16,216
[Laughter]
383
00:15:17,850 --> 00:15:19,386
Whoo!
384
00:15:22,555 --> 00:15:23,856
[**]
385
00:15:27,860 --> 00:15:29,029
[Door Slams]
386
00:15:30,230 --> 00:15:33,666
- You used the event space
without my permission.
387
00:15:33,700 --> 00:15:36,536
This place could have been
shut down if the police
would've caught wind
388
00:15:36,569 --> 00:15:39,172
that two minors was up in here
selling alcohol!
389
00:15:39,206 --> 00:15:41,874
- I promise you, Dad. I did not
know anything about the alcohol!
390
00:15:41,908 --> 00:15:43,543
- That's true, it was all me.
391
00:15:43,576 --> 00:15:45,178
- It doesn't matter
who it was, boy!
392
00:15:45,212 --> 00:15:47,347
This place is my responsibility!
393
00:15:47,380 --> 00:15:50,883
Everything falls on me, son!
394
00:15:52,419 --> 00:15:56,689
You have no regard for
nobody but yourself!
395
00:15:56,723 --> 00:15:59,526
- Relax, Mr. W--
- Tell me to relax
one more time, boy!
396
00:15:59,559 --> 00:16:02,495
- We didn't get caught!
- Oh, you didn't get caught?
397
00:16:02,529 --> 00:16:05,098
Even though you
didn't get caught...
398
00:16:06,033 --> 00:16:10,203
..both of you...
were dead wrong.
399
00:16:10,737 --> 00:16:15,042
It was reckless, and the
consequences could've
been serious.
400
00:16:15,575 --> 00:16:16,776
AJ.
401
00:16:17,410 --> 00:16:19,912
Go clean it up. And you?
402
00:16:20,913 --> 00:16:23,916
Help him clean it up,
and then you get out.
403
00:16:24,417 --> 00:16:26,419
- Sorry Dad. Come on.
404
00:16:27,254 --> 00:16:28,755
[Door Opens]
405
00:16:28,788 --> 00:16:30,090
[**]
406
00:16:32,759 --> 00:16:33,893
- Mm-mm!
407
00:16:33,926 --> 00:16:35,428
Tell him no.
408
00:16:35,728 --> 00:16:37,364
Oh, hey!
409
00:16:37,397 --> 00:16:39,266
What happened to your
little sleepover?
410
00:16:39,299 --> 00:16:41,534
- Yeah, dear, what happened
to your sleepover?
411
00:16:41,568 --> 00:16:42,769
Tell your mom...
412
00:16:43,636 --> 00:16:45,238
..what you was really doing.
413
00:16:48,608 --> 00:16:50,777
- (quickly) Chris and I hosted
a comedy show at the event space
414
00:16:50,810 --> 00:16:53,113
without your permission
and we were selling alcohol!
415
00:16:53,146 --> 00:16:55,248
- Have you lost
your damn mind?!
416
00:16:55,282 --> 00:16:56,749
- You actually heard that?
417
00:16:56,783 --> 00:16:59,086
Look Mom,
I'm really, really sorry!
418
00:16:59,119 --> 00:17:00,487
- AJ, you're gonna
be very sorry.
419
00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:02,955
You know what, go upstairs.
I can't even look
at you right now!
420
00:17:02,989 --> 00:17:05,058
- Can't even look at you.
See, I told you she--
421
00:17:05,092 --> 00:17:06,626
- Just don't even start!
422
00:17:06,993 --> 00:17:07,827
- Okay.
423
00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:09,129
[**]
424
00:17:10,663 --> 00:17:11,298
[**]
425
00:17:11,598 --> 00:17:13,066
[Lucille] Hey, Pattie!
426
00:17:13,100 --> 00:17:15,768
Ooh, wait-wait-wait,
let me guess.
427
00:17:15,802 --> 00:17:18,905
You want to do a mixer
for men my age!
428
00:17:18,938 --> 00:17:22,475
Look, we could call it,
"The Golden Grind".
429
00:17:22,509 --> 00:17:24,077
[All Speaking]
430
00:17:24,111 --> 00:17:26,413
- Okay, I like that idea!
431
00:17:26,446 --> 00:17:29,749
But I came to talk with
Aaliyah about her match.
432
00:17:29,782 --> 00:17:33,586
- Ooh, 'cause Ms. Pattie,
you did your thing
with this one here!
433
00:17:33,620 --> 00:17:36,823
- It was amazing.
I was so pleased. Thank you.
434
00:17:36,856 --> 00:17:40,427
- Well, I hate to break this
to you but the guy
you matched with
435
00:17:40,460 --> 00:17:42,295
conned his way
into the mixer event.
436
00:17:42,329 --> 00:17:44,131
- What?
- Conned? What you mean?
437
00:17:44,164 --> 00:17:46,166
- He's not as successful
as he pretended to be.
438
00:17:46,199 --> 00:17:48,501
- Wait, so he's not
into the finer things?
439
00:17:48,535 --> 00:17:50,303
- Nope, he can't afford them.
440
00:17:51,003 --> 00:17:52,505
And he lives in
his mama's basement.
441
00:17:52,539 --> 00:17:54,274
- Oh, hell to the no!
442
00:17:54,307 --> 00:17:55,775
- Wait a second, no,
that can't be right.
443
00:17:55,808 --> 00:17:58,445
I mean, he took me to a very,
very expensive restaurant.
444
00:17:58,478 --> 00:17:59,679
[All] Yeah!
445
00:17:59,712 --> 00:18:01,214
- Did he pay?
446
00:18:01,848 --> 00:18:04,617
- Well, no, but he said he was
gonna Zelle me back!
447
00:18:04,651 --> 00:18:07,654
- Well, are you sure that
that's the case? I mean...
448
00:18:07,687 --> 00:18:09,656
- His mother
called me personally.
449
00:18:09,689 --> 00:18:11,691
- Oh, not the mama.
[All Speaking]
450
00:18:12,058 --> 00:18:14,361
- Okay, see, see?
This is why I don't be dating.
451
00:18:14,394 --> 00:18:17,864
You know, people be out here
pretending to be somebody
they're not!
452
00:18:17,897 --> 00:18:20,200
Y'all just stay out of
my love life, okay?
453
00:18:20,233 --> 00:18:22,068
Just mind your business.
- No...
454
00:18:23,236 --> 00:18:24,571
[**]
455
00:18:25,672 --> 00:18:26,506
[Door Opens]
456
00:18:31,211 --> 00:18:32,345
[Door Closes]
457
00:18:32,879 --> 00:18:35,648
Mom, Dad.
458
00:18:35,682 --> 00:18:38,017
I want to talk about
everything that happened here.
459
00:18:38,050 --> 00:18:41,354
You know, I messed up big-time
and I wasn't thinking clearly,
460
00:18:41,388 --> 00:18:44,524
and I never should've let Chris
do everything that he did.
461
00:18:44,757 --> 00:18:46,526
I never want to do anything that
would jeopardize everything
462
00:18:46,559 --> 00:18:48,561
that I know you both
work so hard for.
463
00:18:48,895 --> 00:18:50,530
[Imitates Buzzer]
464
00:18:50,563 --> 00:18:51,731
- Ain't gonna work.
- Alfonso.
465
00:18:51,764 --> 00:18:54,867
- It's not gonna work!
- AJ, go on.
466
00:18:54,901 --> 00:18:57,570
- I see the sacrifices you guys
make for us,
467
00:18:57,604 --> 00:19:01,674
and Dad, I admire your
dedication, how hard-working
you are.
468
00:19:01,708 --> 00:19:03,610
I just wanted to make you proud.
469
00:19:07,714 --> 00:19:08,915
Son.
470
00:19:11,451 --> 00:19:14,387
The reason I'm so hard on you
471
00:19:14,421 --> 00:19:17,890
is because I want you to be
a better man than I am.
472
00:19:17,924 --> 00:19:19,692
- Yes.
- That's the job.
473
00:19:19,726 --> 00:19:23,230
- I mean, we were really
disappointed in you
the other night, AJ.
474
00:19:23,263 --> 00:19:24,697
- I know.
- Mm.
475
00:19:24,731 --> 00:19:27,867
- And I've been thinking
I'm clearly not mature enough
476
00:19:27,900 --> 00:19:29,202
to have a luxury car.
- No.
477
00:19:29,236 --> 00:19:32,071
- Bing-bing-bing,
bing-bing-bing!
You ain't ready, bruh!
478
00:19:32,104 --> 00:19:33,706
- And we're getting a cut
of the profit.
479
00:19:33,740 --> 00:19:36,376
- Yeah, for sure!
I can shoot you guys like 15%.
480
00:19:36,409 --> 00:19:38,545
- No-no-no-no, 100%.
- Mm-hmm.
481
00:19:38,578 --> 00:19:41,548
You don't earn money in this
family by lying to get it.
482
00:19:41,581 --> 00:19:42,915
No.
483
00:19:42,949 --> 00:19:46,286
- Would you like that in 20's?
- Hundreds, por favor .
484
00:19:46,753 --> 00:19:49,055
- Okay.
- Like your mom said,
485
00:19:49,088 --> 00:19:52,124
a deal's a deal.
I got you some transportation.
486
00:19:52,158 --> 00:19:53,460
- Really?!
487
00:19:53,493 --> 00:19:55,428
- Yeah-yeah-yeah, you're
gonna have to Cash App me first.
488
00:19:55,462 --> 00:19:57,564
- Oh, yeah-yeah-yeah,
I got you.
489
00:19:57,597 --> 00:19:59,299
[Whooshing Sound]
You got it.
490
00:19:59,332 --> 00:20:00,300
- Okay.
491
00:20:00,933 --> 00:20:02,435
It's right here.
492
00:20:02,469 --> 00:20:03,903
Get you anywhere, boy.
493
00:20:03,936 --> 00:20:05,305
- Y-You've gotta be kidding me.
494
00:20:05,338 --> 00:20:07,106
A bus pass?
495
00:20:07,139 --> 00:20:09,108
- Worked for Rosa Parks!
496
00:20:09,842 --> 00:20:12,245
- Son, he's joking.
497
00:20:12,279 --> 00:20:13,780
- About what part?
498
00:20:16,949 --> 00:20:18,285
- It's out back
with your grandpa.
499
00:20:18,318 --> 00:20:20,620
- Are you serious?
Oh, I'm outta here!
500
00:20:21,521 --> 00:20:22,622
[AJ Laughs]
501
00:20:23,490 --> 00:20:25,425
I hope it starts!
502
00:20:25,458 --> 00:20:27,294
[**]
503
00:20:27,694 --> 00:20:29,329
[Engine Sputtering]
504
00:20:29,829 --> 00:20:31,130
[Engine Starts]
505
00:20:31,698 --> 00:20:32,832
[Door Opens]
506
00:20:33,333 --> 00:20:35,101
- Whoo!
507
00:20:35,134 --> 00:20:37,437
They ain't ready for you, boy!
Ha-ha!
508
00:20:37,470 --> 00:20:39,171
- Youngin'!
- Take it in, take it in.
509
00:20:39,205 --> 00:20:40,807
Big moment.
[Henry Laughs]
510
00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:43,443
Big moment.
Ha-ha-ha, yes sir!
511
00:20:43,476 --> 00:20:45,278
- Listen, listen, boy!
512
00:20:45,312 --> 00:20:48,448
This car here was my girl
back in the day.
513
00:20:48,481 --> 00:20:50,283
Wasn't it, Alfonso?!
- I remember, Pop!
514
00:20:50,317 --> 00:20:55,154
- And today, I get a chance to
pass her down to my grandson.
515
00:20:55,187 --> 00:20:58,124
- This is legacy, son.
All you gotta do
is throw some D's on it,
516
00:20:58,157 --> 00:21:00,192
put a little beat in the back,
soap and water!
517
00:21:00,226 --> 00:21:02,128
- That's all!
- Soap and water.
518
00:21:02,161 --> 00:21:04,364
- Is it too late to get
that bus pass back?
519
00:21:04,397 --> 00:21:06,833
- What you think, Pop?
- It ain't too late.
520
00:21:07,434 --> 00:21:09,736
- (crying) Oh, my God!
521
00:21:12,238 --> 00:21:14,874
- Baby girl, there's nothing
wrong with being single.
522
00:21:14,907 --> 00:21:16,142
I mean, look at me.
523
00:21:16,175 --> 00:21:17,644
- Pop, that's not helping.
524
00:21:17,677 --> 00:21:19,011
[Knocks On Door]
525
00:21:19,045 --> 00:21:22,214
Sounds like we got company.
Cover up, Brokesy Brown.
526
00:21:27,387 --> 00:21:30,222
- Can I help you?
- Yeah, here to pick up my date.
527
00:21:30,256 --> 00:21:31,658
[Aaliyah Giggles]
528
00:21:31,691 --> 00:21:33,660
- Oh my gosh,
you got me flowers!
529
00:21:33,693 --> 00:21:35,862
That is so sweet!
Aw, thank you.
530
00:21:35,895 --> 00:21:38,565
- Hey, who is that?
- That's the delivery man.
531
00:21:38,598 --> 00:21:41,000
- Yes, he came to deliver
me a package!
532
00:21:41,033 --> 00:21:42,201
- A package?
- Okay!
533
00:21:42,234 --> 00:21:43,503
- Yeah!
- Hey-hey-hey,
534
00:21:43,536 --> 00:21:45,738
hey-hey-hey-hey-hey,
hey, hey, hey!
535
00:21:47,273 --> 00:21:48,775
Handle with care.
536
00:21:50,577 --> 00:21:51,478
- Bye, y'all!
537
00:21:51,511 --> 00:21:52,912
- Bye, you look beautiful!
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