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[Music plays]

- Hold it. Hold it.

Yeah boy.
[Cackles]
Still got it.

- Still got it.
- Okay baby please don't tell me

you're wearing that jacket
to your college reunion?

- I just might, over my tux.

- The theme
is casino night baby,

but I;m not betting the house
on you being able to fit
that jacket.

- Yeah--what're you doing?.
Okay, what you, what you doing?

- Aye look now, even the folks
at Goodwill

would toss this junk out.

- Listen, my mementos
are not junk, auntie.

- Really, well what about this.
Look at this fanny pack.

- That is a leather, manny pack.

Okay, a useful little tool
for all men around the world,

to put their manly goods in.

[Kimberly] Is that right?

- And why do you have
a number on your jacket?

You didn't even play
college football.

- Oh, let's not go down
that rabbit hole auntie.

- You're right auntie,
but I am the sole reason

Chicago University won
its one and only
championship game.

- Look it up.
- The sole reason?

Now how so--
and please, Alfonso,

give me the Cliff notes version

'cause I have a lot of things
to do.

- Oh no problem-o auntie.

- Okay, so, the university
handpicked me to tutor

the starting quarterback,
Marquis James.

Had it not been for me,
he would've been benched,

denying him the one
and only opportunity in his life

to show his self worth.

- Aww.
- Facts.

- And he didn't thank you
did he?

- Nah.

- It's bad enough Alfonso
let's Marquis live in his head
rent free

every five years, every time
there's a college reunion.

- I don't know why you're
bringing up old stuff.

'Cause it's gon' be me
he thinking about
this year, okay?

'Cause it's gon' be my name
in lights, okay?

[Laughing] That's it.
- Wh-what are you,

what're you talking about?
What're you seeing up there?

- My name.

See so my friend's step-sister's
cousin work down there at
the building committee, right.

So she told me
on good information

that the accounting cafe
is naming it in my honor

after all the contributions
I've made to the university
over the years.

- That is wonderful.
- Honey...

- That is awesome news.
- See, see, don't jock me
now.

- Don't jock me now.
- Okay.

- So, can I wear the jacket
now? Look.

[Rhythmic Chants]
[Cloth Ripping]

- Oh!
- Oh my God.

- This is ridiculous.
- The jacket has spoken.

- Nah, you need to--
don't you know how to sew?

- Hey queen, what's the name
of that filter you use?

[Aaliyah Sighs]
Found it.

- Oh, now what you supposed
to be, the king of coupons?

- (dramatically)
No, I'm in king mode.
- Oh.

- And after this weekend's
college reunion,

even you my dear sister

won't be able to touch
the hem of my royal
garments.

- (dramatically)
Can I get you anything else?

- It needs hot
sauce my queen.

- Whatever you
like, my king.

- Okay, what the hell's
going on 'round here?

- Let's just say Lucille
won't be the only one

with her name on a building.

- Chicago University is naming
a new cafe on campus

after Alfonso.

- Okay, you barely took
his last name, so why
would they go do that?

- I'll get you a glass
of hater-ade while I grab
that hot sauce.

- Thank you my queen.
- [Aaliyah] I'm just stating
facts y'all.

- Well the fact is
I'm a big deal Aaliyah!

Royalty!

- Hey, baby we are back.

Come on, well come on,
hurry up and tell him.

- Son!
- Pop!

- I been talking about you
all morning.

I'm so proud to see you
paying it forward

to the next generation.

- Charity starts at home.

- Oh, let me hold half of that.
- No, no, no, no, no sis.

It's fundraising, okay.

I reached out to my frat
brothers at Alpha Psi Nu

and they agreed to donate
to a worthy cause,

especially when they found out
the frat that shall not be named

was also pitching in.

- Oh, stop being childish,
Alfonso.

I think it's great that
Kappa Nu Nu decided
to raise money.

I mean it's for a good cause
after all.

- Wait, so you paid to put
your name on a building?

- No, no, see that's the thing,

I started the fraternity's
student fund

which raised 5 million dollars,
okay.

A feat no alum has done
except me.

- No, no, no, what about
Marquis James?

Didn't he save the whole
football program when
it went bankrupt?

- I remember.
- Oh, let's not go bringing
up that name again.

- Are you tryna one-up somebody?

Man, I thought this
Was for the students.

I want all my 300 dollars back.

- 300 dollars?

What you doing giving away
300 dollars when you
owe me money?

- I don't owe you
a dime Lucille!

- What're you talking about?
- Oh, yes you do.

Oh how quickly we forget.

Don't you remember
10 years ago,

when you called me talking
about "My car broke down,"

and you didn't have enough
money to pay for it.

- And you asking for it
back now?

- Of course I'm asking for it
back now.

You know me from the womb
brother,

and that's why I shouldn't even
have to ask for money back.

In fact, I didn't ask myself
to borrow it.

And besides, we could give
that money to Kimberly.

So you can fund that commercial
you working on for Lucille's.

- Oh, I don't need any
additional funding
for the commercial,

I have everything under control.

- Mhm, well, that isn't
what I heard.

[Henry] Mm-mm, mm-mm.

- Well, how do you know
what I have planned?

I haven't shared anything
with you.

[Chuckling]
You have some
very thin walls here, boo.

And trust me, you need my help.

And would it kill ya'
to bite a pillow every
once and a while?
- Whoa!

Wow. Over the line.

- Sure, I mean it is yours.

- Okay, girl, I need to join
one of these yoga classes.

Oo, maybe we can sign up
and take one together.

And get our namaste on, yeah?

- No, I'ma stay my ass at home.

- Lucille, I really don't wanna
talk about this anymore.

I already have the commercial
all figured out.

- Okay listen, a true leader
leads from behind,

and motivates those under them
to share their ideas.

- But you don't work here?
- Well I'm still part owner
of the place.

- So take the lead,
from behind, okay?

- Is everything okay?

- It will be once
this one realizes

that she needs to let me
have creative control
of the commercial.

- You can't even creatively
control your outfits
for the day.

- Y'all, don't you think that
I should be the one
to direct the commercial?

- See? Aaliyah agrees with me.

The eyes don't lie,
never have. never will.

- No, I didn't say anything.

- Uh...

- You need to control your face,
traitor.

- What I do?
- Listen. Auntie, listen,

I know you mean well,
but you have to trust me.

We're not making an infomercial.

- Okay.

You don't get it, but you will.

- What's that supposed to mean?

- Uh, you better change
your mind quick or sleep
with one eye open.

- Give it up for the finance
king, the Alfonso Williams
and his lovely wife.

Let's get this party started!

[Applause]

- Told you baby,
I'm a big deal out here.

[Mumbling]

[Kimberly] I smell a set up.

- He's going in for the kill
in three, two, one.
- He bet not. He bet not.

- I heard that you
raised 50 stacks
for the building fund.

But you know what would
really make you the man?

If you would put another
1,000 dollars

in here to help us
reach our goal!

[Sad Chuckle]
[Applause]

What do you say?

Come on, brother-o!

- Um, you got it bro.

You got it.
[Applause]

Thomas Murphy, what?

- How you doing good brother?
- All good in the neighborhood.

- How's life been treating ya'?
- No complaints, no complaints.

- You should've heard
him yesterday.

Nothing but complaints.

- Nice to see you again
Kimberly.
- You too, Thomas.

Ah, anyone else need a drink?

- Ah, I need two. You want one?
- Nah, I'm good.

Guess who I ran into last week?

Marquis James.

- I can't stand that guy.

I should've just let him fail
in college.

- Alfonso, you can't let
Marquis live rent free
in your head.

- Oh no, no, he pays
monthly.

- You know he'll be here soon.

And you know he likes
to make a gran entrance.

- Still shameless I see.

- Oh!

- Gotcha.
- Thank you.
- No problem.

- Picking up stuff ain't
as easy as it used to be girl.

- Yeah, well us girls gotta
stick together, right?

- Mhm.
- Oh my Gosh, how far along
are you?

- Girl, I'm not pregnant.

- I'm sorry.
- [Chuckles] I'm just kidding.

I'm in my third trimester

and I'm ready to get this
baby up out of me.

If I get another craving
for grilled cheese and Nutella

I'm gonna go crazy.

- That's funny. Well
congratulations, you look great.

- Thank you.

- Yes, are you alumna?

- If you mean Google University,
then yeah.

But I'm just waiting
for my partner.

Oh, actually, it's him,
hold on a second.

Hello?

- She's so cute!

She's pregnant,
her man is coming.

I just can't wait to have kids.

- Girl, she look like she
about to pop.

I said let me go get the
wet floor sign from out back.

[Cackling Off-Screen]
[Mia] You are something.

- Oo, uh-uh, uh-uh.
- What?

- So don't look down but that
jackass formerly known
as your ex-husband

just crawled in.
[Gasps]

Mhm, looking real hungry.

I got a knuckle sandwich
for that ass though.

No, no, no, wait, hold on,
I'm about to the homies
with the dreadlocks
and glocks pull up.

- (sobbing) It's just crazy.

Mia, DeWayne has the audacity
to come in here
with his new wife

and she's pregnant?

We haven't even been divorced
a year yet Mia, this is crazy.

- I know but, you know
how men are.

You know they got trifling-ness
in their DNA.

I got some dudes,

they could handle this right now
just say the word,
I'll make the call.

- What's wrong sis?

- I don't like to see
my girl cry, man.

[Dramatic Huffing]

- W-what's wrong sis?

- DeWayne is out there.
- DeWayne?

He is not a Chicago University
alum, why is he here.

- He's out there with his
new wife, and she's pregnant.

- New wife, and she pregnant?
Damn!

That boy be rebounding,
[Mumbling Off]

I'm sorry.

Anybody that makes you
feel like this does not
deserve you Aaliyah.

- It just hurt seeing him.

You know?
That's supposed to be me.

I'm supposed to still be married
and pregnant,

and having our first child,
that's supposed
to be us Alfonso!

- Sit down. Sit down.

You don't wanna bring no kids
into a broken foundation.

You say DeWayne's controlling,
he says you're self-absorbed.

Your irreconcilable differences
were so bad, you couldn't even
come to terms with your divorce.

- What you're saying is
right in my head but,

my heart just hasn't caught
up there yet.

- Look at me.

You are a Williams.

You are stronger
than your weakest moments,
you hear me?

- You're right.

I love you twin.

- I love you more.

I don't like seeing you
like this.

You want me to have security
escort him out?

- We don't have security.
- You heard of Smith and Wesson,
right?

- Well we got Smith and Mia,
and you know she got paws.
- Stop!

- Whoo!

Whoo! Come on red,
mama needs some red bottoms.

Pow! Oo, baby, not right now,
not right now, I'm on a roll.

- This is important.
Have you seen DeWayne?

'Cause Aaliyah said he here
and I got some choice
words for that boy.

- I thought that was him,
he just left.

[Man] Alfonso!

I just wanna thank you
for your incredible commitment
to Chicago University.

You know this year's
graduating class has

three recipients who
have benefited from your
Alpha Psi Nu funding.

- That's what we here to do.
You know, aim to serve.

- That's great to hear brother,
but you don't have to yell.

I'm right here.

- So, how are you enjoying
the reunion so far?

- Fantastic.

Anybody every told you
you look like a young Mya?

"Little Ghetto Supastar?
Sweet song.

I understand, a little birdie
told me you're responsible for--

- Oh, whoa, whoa, no we
are responsible

for all this, this is a family
establishment, family business.

- Very much so.
- Ah, a family affair.

I love it.

- Ha!
- Ah, sookie, sookie now.

It looks like Kappa Nu Nu
is in the house,

and they did not come to play.

[In Unison] Kappa Nu Nu!

[Alfonso] Hell nah.

- Kappa Nu step.

[In Unison] Kappa, Nu, Nu.

[Rhythmic Clapping]

[In Unison] Kappa Nu Nu!

- Boy, you didn't tell me
you was gon' have a step show.

- I could've practiced!
- I didn't know.

Aye, aye, get the brothers.

- Put me in coach.
- You in.

'Scuse me, 'scuse me.
It's about to get personal.

Aye, aye, aye,

can them old uncle knees
still go?

- This cane is merely
for sympathy.

It helps me attract the ladies.

- Have you smelled what
Kappa Nu Nu has been cooking,
Alpha Psi Nu?

- Tsk, Marquis.

You thought you was
just gon' step up in here

with yo' S-curl
and Jousen boots on

without no consequences
and repercussions?

You wrong brother.
[Sniffing]

You smell that?
Smell like a challenge!

- Let's do this.
- Oh, let's do it.

- I say my brothers.
- [ALL] Yeah.

- I said, my brother.
- [ALL] Yeah!

- You know we fly.
- [ALL] Yeah,

because a Alpha Psi brother
look good everyday.

Let's step!
[Rhythmic Stepping]

[ALL] Alpha Psi Nu, Alpha Psi!

- And the winner is,
Alpha Psi Nu!

[Barking]

[Clapping and Cheering]

- Get up on bruh.
Get up on, that's what we do.

This what we do.

- Alfonso Williams.
You know you got lucky
tonight, right?

- Aha, that's something a loser
would say, Marcus.

- It's Mar-quis man,
never mind.

What's one loss, when you're
already winning at everything
else in life, right?

- That is so something
a loser would say.

- Hey, hey, hey,

I think I saw DeWayne earlier.

- Oh, yeah, that's a whole
separate thing pop-pop.

I been looking for him
all night.

- Fair enough, but um,

I'm here to tell you
they're about to reveal

who's name is gonna be
on the new cafe son.

- Oh, show time baby,
it's show time.

- Alright, ladies and gentlemen,

first, we wanna thank you all
for coming out tonight.

- A lot of fun was had.
- Yes, yes.
[Agreeing Cheers]

- Now, as you know,

Chicago University's accounting
cafe will be named after one of
our most prestigious alums.

And that lucky recipient is...

...Marquis James.
[Cheering]

- Hey, hey, Gary Payton
[Incoherent]

- Oh whoa, whoa, is this a joke?

- Sounds like something a loser
would say.

Oh! Oh!

Kappa Nu Nu!

- Alfonso!
- Whew! Feel good to win.

[Knocking]

- Was hoping you'd be down here.

- You know ice cream
is my favorite therapy.

- Wait, are you eating
my double mint chocolate chip?

- I was too sad to go
into the store.

- Was one hell of a night
for me too.

- I'm sorry I missed
your big moment.

- You didn't miss anything.

The accounting cafe
will grace Marquis James's

name instead of mine.

- Well, you're an amazing man,

and you don't need some award,
or a trophy,

or recognition to validate that.

There are tons of students
who benefit from your
community service

and they'd never been told.

- Yeah but, nobody
will ever know.

- No, no, no, the ones
who matter will know.

Because community service
is done out of the kindness
of your heart.

Not your ego.

You're right.
Thank you.

Thank you sis, I love you.

Come here.

- And plus, there was this guy

who thought he knew a little
somethin'-somethin' told me,

that to be a Williams
is to be stronger
than your weakest moments.

- That was, well I said that.
- That was you.

- Yeah, yeah, so thank you,
- See I remember.

for admitting that
I'm always right.

- Hey who is that?
- I don't--hm? Aye!

You know what, see, you!

- Whoo, hey girl.

- Okay, look like somebody
is in a good mood today.

- You know it okay,
out with the old,
in with the new.

- Okay.
Speaking of old.

- Hi Mia.

Aaliyah, can we talk?

- Aha! No we can not,

Mister uh, Moving-On-
With-Ya'-New-Baby-Mama

- Mia, you can give us a second.

- Only 'cause
you said so friend.

But if you need me,
ca-call me.

- You have a lot of nerve
coming to my brother's
class reunion last night,

knowing I would be there.

- Which is why I came.

- Oh hell nah!

- Hoping that you would be here.

- Uh why, so you can show off
your new pregnant wife?

We haven't even been divorced
a year yet DeWayne?

- Wait, wife?
Aaliyah, I am not married,

I definitely don't have
a baby on the way.

- Ha! That's what they
all say sister.
- Yeah.

- Yeah, and don't try
to deny it,

okay, 'cause I met her,
and I even helped her with her
camera thingy, stuff.

- Oh, you mean Linda.

- Oh! I knew you was
a sneaky dog, conniving crook.

- I knew it was you.
- No, listen, Linda's
my business partner.

I have a production company,
which is why I was there
last night.

- Y'all was producing
some babies, huh?

- Listen, the university hired
us to cover the reunion.

- So you have
a production company?

- Yes, I do.

And it's all because of you.

- You know, once upon a time
you encouraged me
to follow my dreams.

And it took me losing you
to realize what I have
to fight for in life.

- Oh, this guy.

- Good for you.

- But I see that you're
doing the damn thing.

- And is, yes she is.
- You know, becoming
a decorator was the goal.

I'm glad to see you
finally tapped into that.

- Yeah, it's amazing what you
can do, when you don't
have somebody holding you back.

- Oh, score for you.

- Listen, okay, I'm sorry
that I caught you
off guard last night,

but I wanted to run into you
so we could talk.

- Talk about what?

- Us.
(singing) Don't fall for it.

- There is no more us.

See, you asked
for a divorce, remember?

- That's because you didn't
know how to compromise.

- You withdrew emotionally
without even a word!

- Because you never considered
my feelings.

- You tried to change me.

- I thought it was my job
to show you about life.

- No, see I needed a husband
and I already have a father.

- Oo, wow, wow.

- I was wrong.

And all that I'm asking,
is for you to give me a chance

to show you I've changed.

- I don't know that that
matters to me anymore.

- Just...think about it.

- Mm-mm! Mm-mm.

[Mia Clearing Her Throat]

- You know I got him if you--
I know, I know, I know.

- Do you?
- I was wanting to punch.

Kinda wanted to choke him
just to see what it felt like,
I mean,

I was gon' ask you
how you feeling but,

I'm tryna get my feelings
together.

That damn blue suit
and them green eyes.

He gon' come in here
and kiss you?

- I just wanted to just
chop his neck.
- No, don't do that.

- I don't know.
What do I do?
- I don't know.

- Oh my God. I have no answers.
- I have no answers, for once.

- Hey guys, is it on yet?

- No, no, no not yet.
Come on, come on, come on.

Hold on, here we go.

- Come on, get you some popcorn,
sit down.

- Okay, everyone, get ready
for our commercial debut.

[Whooing]

- I hope they got my good side.

- Honey, every side
is my good side.

- Wait, guys, guys, come on.
- It's on!
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[Lucille] That's good.

[Alfonso] Good job baby.
[Cheering]

- Girl.
- That was, it was really good.

Wow, let me find out you want
to be a Hollywood producer.

- Well, it wouldn't have
been as good

if it wasn't for Lucille's
ideas.

- You know, I apologize
for ever doubting you.

- That's alright sweetie.
You know what really matters?

Is now the world will know
about Lucille's.

And we can help people
begin to

build wonderful memories
together there.

And when I win my Emmy,

I will thank you all.

- Oh, yeah, yeah.

- The Williams family
has done it again!