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- (singing) Good morning!
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- I'm ready for school, Mommy.
- Aw, you look adorable.
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Remember to
pay attention today.
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Knowledge is power.
- Power.
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- "Power", hey, that's my show.
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Don't let me catch that Ghost
out in these streets.
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He'll be your next uncle!
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- Mm-mm, no thanks, Auntie.
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We got enough ghost uncles.
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[Scoffs]
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Go sit down.
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- Here you go, Auntie.
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Thank you so much for taking
them to school,
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I just wish we weren't rushing.
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- Oh, not a problem at all.
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Good morning, family!
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What in the Elton Wrong
is going on with that
outfit there, son?
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You know, I just can't get over
all these ripped-up pants.
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Like, do you know how long it
took your enslaved ancestors
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to pick that cotton?
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The only slave that was involved
in the making of this outfit
was moi .
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I turned this clearing rack
disaster-piece
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into a m-m-masterpiece.
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- It looks like a
m-m-mess to me!
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Mommy, I'm hungry.
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- Here you go, sweetie.
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Kisses. Mwah, mwah!
Take your jacket.
All right, let's go.
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- That ain't right.
- All right, let's go, come on!
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Can we have some money
for lunch, Auntie?
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What she said.
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Oh!
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Uh-huh,
I got y'all's little game.
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Send Jordan to ask
for the money 'cause she's
the little cute one!
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(laughs) Listen, the next time
we're gonna ask for lunch money,
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it's gonna be before your
parents leave, okay?
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- Fair.
- All right,
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I might have a little
something in here for you.
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Let's see.
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Oh! I've been looking for that.
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Let's see, I know I got
something somewhere in here.
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Oh, that's my menopause friend!
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Let's try this side.
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Oh, here it is.
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Ha! There we go.
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Some for you, and some...
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You know, I still can't believe
that these dollars
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still don't have
a Black face on 'em.
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You know who they need
to put on there?
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Mary Ellen Pleasant.
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- Who's Mary Ellen Pleasant?
- Say what?!
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[She Laughs]
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Mary Ellen Pleasant was
only the original Black
business mogul.
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What's wrong with y'all?
You don't have history class?
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- Yeah, we do. I can tell you
everything about 16th century
England.
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Bloody Mary was a
(sings) hot mess!
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- Oh, no, no. Now, colonizer
history don't count.
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I'm talking about
our people, okay?
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People like...
Frederick Douglass!
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Uh, Angela Davis!
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Who's that?
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- Lord, have mercy.
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Babies, please tell me you know
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who Dr. Martin
Luther King, Jr. is.
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- Oh yeah, of course,
I know that one!
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- Oh, thank you, Jesus!
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Go on, what he do?
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- Um, he was doctor.
- Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
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- Who had a...
strange dream.
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Or something.
- "Or something"?
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- Can we go now?
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- Oh, hell no! Sit in that seat!
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Y'all are not going
to school today.
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In fact, welcome to
Heritage Academy!
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The home school for
Black excellence, ha-ha!
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Now, get ready
to learn something!
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But what about our friends?
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What about your friends?!
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You better sit in that seat
and shut your mouths,
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and get ready to learn,
'cause you gonna learn
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some Black history today
before you become Black history!
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I'ma go set it up
right now in the living room.
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Y'all gonna learn something
about your people today!
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[**]
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Henry! We're here!
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Oh, Henry! What's the
emergency, Pop?
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[He Coughs]
- Say that again, Wheezy.
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- (coughs) The building is up
for county inspection today.
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- Pop, that's impossible.
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They can't schedule an
inspection without sending
us a notice.
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Oh, but they did, son.l
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I found the notice
in the garbage.
[He Coughs]
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Who threw this in the trash?
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[Door Opens]
Do you really have to ask?
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- Knew I should've went with
Aaliyah to the reboot
of Freaknik.
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Oh, why am I here so early?
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- 'Cause we're being inspected!
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Well, I was in a dream
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with Usher singing "Nice & Slow"
in my face
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licking down my baby hair!
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- Hm, well I want you to say
this nice and slow.
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Why did you throw
this in the trash?
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I thought it was junk mail!
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- You thought it was junk mail?
- I mean, with Kimberly
working here now,
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she be moving everything around
messing up all of my systems.
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- Uh? Well, your slacker
system of clutter
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was in desperate need of reform.
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Excuse me for being organized
and detail oriented.
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- You're excused.
- Uh, uh, uh, excuse you?
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- Excuse you!
- No, excuse this!
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- No, excuse you--
- Enough!
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- No, no, no, steer clear
of this, son.
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I know all about this.
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Save yourself a trip
to the emergency room.
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- Okay, look, look, it doesn't
matter whose fault this was.
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We have to fix this
together right now!
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- Amen, now that's true.
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Look, I already
cleaned the vents.
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- We could tell.
- You three can handle the rest.
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I gotta go see a man
about a dog.
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[Kimberly] Okay, can we focus?
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Well, it's not gonna take us
too much time to get this
place up to code, is it?
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No, no, I don't think so.
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I mean, we keep the place
in pretty nice shape.
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Oh, no, we definitely need
to spruce this place up.
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You're right, baby.
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Let's get to sprucing,
let's get to sprucing.
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* Gotta spruce it on up
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Oh, top shoulder...
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- Oh, I...who's here, Satan?!
- Ooh!
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[Bird Screeches]
- In the name of--
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[Alfonso] Whoa! That's a raven!
[Mia] Oh, no!
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- Okay...
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Oh we, we can fix that.
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We got time--
- Good morning!
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I'm Obadiah Jones, and I'm
here for the county inspection.
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- Guess we still got time,
Einstein.
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[**]
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[Snap Echoes]
I'm Black and I'm proud!
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- Oh, you're gonna be Black
and bruised you fall asleep
in my class again!
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Now, y'all sit up and listen.
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Who is this lady
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who is also known as
the Queen of Soul?
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Queen Latifah!
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No! That's Aretha Franklin,
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one of the greatest voices ever.
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And you will show her
some respect.
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Now, spell it with me.
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R-E-S-P-E-C-T.
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[Both] R-E-S-P-E-C-T.
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Good!
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Now, who was the first
Black man
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to serve on the Supreme Court?
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- Ooh, ooh, I know this one.
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Madea!
- Ah!
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No!
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Thurgood Marshall!
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- (laughs) What kind
of name is that?
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Sounds like it's from
the Upside Down!
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Oh, you gonna be upside down
in a minute!
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It's an iconic name,
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and I suggest you not forget it.
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[AJ] Mm-hmm!
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Now, Jordan, who was the first
female self-made millionaire?
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That's easy.
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Oprah!
[Lucille Yells]
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You get a million,
you get a million,
we all get a million!
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- I get a billion!
[Both Laugh]
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(laughs mockingly) Okay!
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I see you wanna play games.
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Then, we gon' play games!
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Auntie, how much longer do
I have to keep doing this for?
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Until you can recite every word
of the Black national anthem.
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Well, first of all,
nobody knows that.
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Second of all,
I think this is a hate crime!
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[Lucille Scoffs]
- My hand is tired!
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- Well, baby, that's why
God gave you two hands.
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Use the other one.
- But I can't!
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- Oh, well, you can try.
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Because until you start
respecting our history,
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you will write. And both of
y'all better pay attention
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to that Xernona Clayton
documentary
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because it will be on the exam.
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- But Auntie!
- "But Auntie" what?
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Auntie nothing, because
I got time today, baby!
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Plenty of time!
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Now, get back to writing
because until you learn
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to respect our history,
you will write.
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Oh!
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So, uh, how long
have you been an inspector?
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Oh, 30 years now.
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- Oh!
- I'm really into it.
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Uh, I guess you are!
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Uh, so what,
this must be a passion!
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- Oh yeah,
ever since I was young,
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I've always loved
architectural regulation.
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You know what, me too!
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I loved Legos when I was a kid.
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That's kinda like the same--
- Legos, the same thing!
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I loved Legos, too, 'til
one day I accidentally
stepped on one
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and my mama heard me
use some language
I heard from Richard Pryor.
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I still got the scars
from that whooping.
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Whoo! Look, let me show you.
It's right here.
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- Oh no, that's okay, we good,
we good, I don't need
to see those scars.
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So, yeah. Um, so, uh...
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Whoo, uh...
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[Kimberly Stammers]
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- Oh! What the hell?
- You know what, you had
some hair in your face
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but I got it, I got it,
yes you do.
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And you are
a stud kinda guy, fancy.
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Beep, beep, beep!
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- These things can't help
going off around me!
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It happens all the time!
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- Beep-beep, who's got the
keys to the jeep?
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Ha! Okay, I hope
everything's up to code.
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- You know, actually,
everything looks all right.
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You know what?
This is a nice spot.
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Who do I talk to if I want
to book the place?
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You're talking to him.
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It's me, I'm the owner.
Take my number down.
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- Look, I tell you what,
you put it in 'cause I can't
even work this thing out.
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I'm thinking about
getting a Jitterbug.
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- A jitter what?
- Yeah, Jitterbug, Jitterbug.
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Okay, look here.
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You run your domino party here.
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- You'll hook me up though?
- A little semi-friends
discount.
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- Come on with it! What?
- Save you a few dollars.
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By a few, I mean a little few.
- Come on, player!
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- Real small.
- Come on, but you know what?
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I forgot to do
the electrical meter.
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Let me just check that out--
- No, no, this way!
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Right here, yes.
- This way?
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- Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Bob Isley.
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- Why would you throw
a dead bird carcass at me?!
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Well, I thought you'd know
what to do with it,
Ms. Detail Oriented!
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- Oh, I thought you wanted
a bird to add to that nest
in your hair!
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- Ooh, I know you didn't!
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- Oh, yes I did!
[Both Bickering]
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- Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa!
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00:09:31,171 --> 00:09:32,806
What are y'all arguing
about in here?
240
00:09:32,840 --> 00:09:36,276
- Her.
- You sound like The Supremes
before Diana went solo!
241
00:09:36,309 --> 00:09:38,779
Henry, will you just throw
this bird away, please?
242
00:09:38,812 --> 00:09:39,980
Get it out of here!
243
00:09:40,013 --> 00:09:41,481
- I'd--
- Ew!
244
00:09:41,514 --> 00:09:42,783
Ah, take it out...
245
00:09:42,816 --> 00:09:44,317
Catch!
[They Scream]
246
00:09:44,351 --> 00:09:46,319
- (tutting) Throw it away,
man, come on!
247
00:09:46,353 --> 00:09:48,622
Yeah, well, the meter
was up to code.
248
00:09:48,656 --> 00:09:51,491
Now, you do have a couple of
things a little out of place
but you know what?
249
00:09:51,524 --> 00:09:53,293
I'ma go and sign off anyways.
250
00:09:53,326 --> 00:09:55,328
[All Cheering]
- My kind of guy!
251
00:09:55,362 --> 00:09:58,799
- That is great news,
Mr. Inspector!
252
00:09:58,832 --> 00:10:00,668
Appreciate you coming by.
253
00:10:01,068 --> 00:10:02,402
Do I know you?
254
00:10:02,703 --> 00:10:04,204
Have we met?
255
00:10:04,537 --> 00:10:08,141
Well, I'm Henry Williams,
one of the owners.
256
00:10:08,175 --> 00:10:09,643
- Henry? Henry the musician?
- Yeah.
257
00:10:09,677 --> 00:10:11,645
Yes, yeah!
258
00:10:11,679 --> 00:10:13,513
I told y'all I had
a couple of fans.
259
00:10:13,546 --> 00:10:14,715
- Ooh!
- All right.
260
00:10:14,748 --> 00:10:17,317
But I don't think we've
ran into each other before.
261
00:10:17,350 --> 00:10:20,553
No, but I understand you
"ran" into my wife.
262
00:10:20,587 --> 00:10:22,823
- Your wife?
- Yeah, and you got to know her
263
00:10:22,856 --> 00:10:24,758
a little too well!
264
00:10:25,959 --> 00:10:28,862
You should be ashamed!
265
00:10:30,630 --> 00:10:33,033
I remember it
like it was yesterday!
266
00:10:33,066 --> 00:10:34,868
My wife went to your concert.
267
00:10:34,902 --> 00:10:37,705
- What?
- Then she went back
to your hotel room,
268
00:10:37,738 --> 00:10:41,508
then she gon' come back to
the house regrettably satisfied!
269
00:10:41,541 --> 00:10:44,411
[Alfonso] Mm-mm-mm...
- Henry, say something!
270
00:10:45,378 --> 00:10:48,048
Well, you know me.
Satisfaction guaranteed!
271
00:10:48,081 --> 00:10:51,551
- Not that, not that!
- No, no, no, look man,
I don't know who you are,
272
00:10:51,584 --> 00:10:53,721
and I definitely
don't know your wife.
273
00:10:53,754 --> 00:10:55,756
-See? Right there.
- Lies!
274
00:10:55,789 --> 00:10:57,858
And just for that...
[Stomps Foot]
275
00:10:57,891 --> 00:11:01,094
..I think I see black mold
on the ceiling.
276
00:11:01,128 --> 00:11:02,395
Black mold?
277
00:11:02,429 --> 00:11:05,098
Sir, what kind of Inspector
Gadget eyeballs do you have?
278
00:11:05,132 --> 00:11:07,735
Because all I see is lights up
there, what you talking about?
279
00:11:07,768 --> 00:11:10,537
I got the kind of eyes that are
gonna make me condemn
this place!
280
00:11:10,570 --> 00:11:11,772
Wait a minute.
[Clipboard Bangs]
281
00:11:11,805 --> 00:11:12,940
Was that a roach?!
282
00:11:12,973 --> 00:11:14,407
Wait a minute.
Uh-oh, uh-oh!
283
00:11:14,441 --> 00:11:16,944
I think this foundation
is unstable!
284
00:11:16,977 --> 00:11:20,280
Yeah, we canceling
this whole thing.
285
00:11:20,948 --> 00:11:22,582
- Uh...
- Hold on.
286
00:11:23,450 --> 00:11:25,418
[Kimberly] OK, well
let's talk about this...
287
00:11:25,452 --> 00:11:27,287
- Did you, did you sleep
with this man's wife?
288
00:11:27,320 --> 00:11:30,257
- No, I did not sleep
with that man's wife!
289
00:11:30,290 --> 00:11:32,726
I never cheated on your mother,
you know that.
290
00:11:32,760 --> 00:11:34,728
God rest her soul.
- All right, good, good.
291
00:11:34,762 --> 00:11:37,765
You sure there ain't no more
little Wiliamses running around
I should know about?
292
00:11:37,798 --> 00:11:40,100
- Son that was a little while
before I got married, all right?
293
00:11:40,133 --> 00:11:43,270
But as far as I know,
there's no other kids
as far as I know.
294
00:11:43,303 --> 00:11:47,074
- All right, 'cause you can't be
a man and admit it,
295
00:11:47,107 --> 00:11:51,578
I'm gonna declare this place...
un-occupiable!
296
00:11:51,611 --> 00:11:53,947
- You gotta be kidding me!
- Whoa, excuse me, sir, um,
297
00:11:53,981 --> 00:11:55,983
is that really a word
and can you spell it?
298
00:11:56,016 --> 00:11:57,951
- No, I made it up,
but I still know what it means.
299
00:11:57,985 --> 00:11:59,452
[Kimberly] Wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait!
300
00:11:59,486 --> 00:12:01,488
We have a waiver from the city
301
00:12:01,521 --> 00:12:04,291
that gives us 30 days to bring
this building up to code.
302
00:12:04,324 --> 00:12:05,826
- She's right,
change in ownership.
303
00:12:05,859 --> 00:12:07,961
- Oh, you do?
Let me see it.
304
00:12:07,995 --> 00:12:10,330
- It's, it's at home.
- I'll be right back.
305
00:12:10,998 --> 00:12:12,465
- Well, you better hurry up.
306
00:12:12,499 --> 00:12:15,803
I ain't got a long time sitting
around here waiting with
this adulterer!
307
00:12:15,836 --> 00:12:19,807
- That is "Mr. Adulterer"
to you, okay?
308
00:12:19,840 --> 00:12:22,309
- Pop, you said you didn't
sleep with her.
- I didn't sleep with her,
309
00:12:22,342 --> 00:12:25,145
but if this man is gonna stand
up here and accuse me,
310
00:12:25,178 --> 00:12:27,314
he better say it
with some respect!
311
00:12:27,347 --> 00:12:29,182
- Don't you make me pull out
these big ones, I'll...
312
00:12:29,216 --> 00:12:30,350
[**]
313
00:12:30,683 --> 00:12:35,789
Okay, class, in what year was
the Civil Rights Act passed?
314
00:12:35,823 --> 00:12:37,991
- [Both] 1964.
- Ooh, good!
315
00:12:38,025 --> 00:12:43,030
And how do we like our grits,
with sugar or salt and pepper?
316
00:12:43,063 --> 00:12:44,832
[AJ] Salt and pepper!
[Jordan] Sugar!
317
00:12:44,865 --> 00:12:47,134
- Eh, oh, tomato, tah-mah-to.
318
00:12:47,167 --> 00:12:48,668
- What's going on here?
319
00:12:48,701 --> 00:12:51,638
Why aren't my kids in school?
320
00:12:51,671 --> 00:12:54,174
- This is school, Mommy!
- Yeah, but except here,
321
00:12:54,207 --> 00:12:56,176
the man ain't trying
to keep us down!
322
00:12:56,209 --> 00:12:58,511
- Power to the people!
- Uh-huh!
323
00:12:58,545 --> 00:13:01,014
I decided to home school
them today.
324
00:13:01,048 --> 00:13:03,650
A-And you didn't think to check
with me and my husband?
325
00:13:03,683 --> 00:13:06,686
No, I decided to do
what was best. Watch this.
326
00:13:06,719 --> 00:13:08,856
Okay, children, listen up.
327
00:13:08,889 --> 00:13:14,194
Which abolitionist is known for
the speech "Ain't I a Woman"?
328
00:13:14,227 --> 00:13:16,196
- [Both] Sojourner Truth.
- Ha-ha!
329
00:13:16,229 --> 00:13:21,201
And who was the first
Black settler in Chicago?
330
00:13:21,234 --> 00:13:23,070
[Both] Jean Baptiste du Sable.
331
00:13:23,103 --> 00:13:26,006
- Yes, yes, children!
- Okay, AJ, Jordan,
332
00:13:26,039 --> 00:13:28,208
I need you both to go
to your rooms, okay?
333
00:13:28,241 --> 00:13:30,543
Auntie and I need to have
a little conversation.
334
00:13:30,577 --> 00:13:32,045
Could I at least get a "please"?
335
00:13:32,079 --> 00:13:34,381
Black people deserve respect
in America!
336
00:13:34,414 --> 00:13:36,549
Sweetie, unless you want that
blonde knocked out of your head,
337
00:13:36,583 --> 00:13:39,086
I suggest you and your sister
promptly go to your room.
338
00:13:39,119 --> 00:13:41,221
- [Both] Yes, ma'am.
- Uh-huh.
339
00:13:42,255 --> 00:13:43,924
Keep hope alive,
Sister Williams.
340
00:13:43,957 --> 00:13:45,358
Stay strong, Auntie!
341
00:13:45,392 --> 00:13:47,394
That's right, baby,
I'm so proud of you!
342
00:13:47,427 --> 00:13:49,729
Lord, have mercy.
Thank you, thank you!
343
00:13:49,762 --> 00:13:51,564
Oh-ho-ho!
344
00:13:52,299 --> 00:13:55,568
Lucille, I can't believe you
have the audacity
345
00:13:55,602 --> 00:13:58,238
to keep my children home
without my permission
346
00:13:58,271 --> 00:13:59,739
ruining their
perfect attendance!
347
00:13:59,772 --> 00:14:01,574
Perfect attendance?
Are you kidding me?
348
00:14:01,608 --> 00:14:03,610
Come on, now, that fake award?
349
00:14:03,643 --> 00:14:06,046
Kimberly, they're just trying
to control you, baby.
350
00:14:06,079 --> 00:14:09,049
Look, the more students they
have, the more donations.
351
00:14:09,082 --> 00:14:10,583
Now, you're smart
enough to know that.
352
00:14:10,617 --> 00:14:13,086
- OK, you are completely
overstepping your boundaries.
353
00:14:13,120 --> 00:14:17,257
Princeton Hope Academy is one
of the best private schools
in the country.
354
00:14:17,290 --> 00:14:19,092
Hmm.
- No.
355
00:14:19,126 --> 00:14:24,097
Princeton Hope Academy
hopes your children forget
where they came from.
356
00:14:24,131 --> 00:14:25,933
- That would never happen.
- Oh, really?
357
00:14:25,966 --> 00:14:27,935
- Mm-hmm.
- Then why did AJ think
358
00:14:27,968 --> 00:14:30,803
the bathtub was discovered
by Harriet Tubman?
359
00:14:31,304 --> 00:14:33,606
I-I don't know,
but the point is--
360
00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:36,143
No, no, no, the point is
361
00:14:36,176 --> 00:14:39,746
that you never even mention
Black history in this home,
362
00:14:39,779 --> 00:14:43,650
and then you send 'em off to a
place that only dilutes it.
363
00:14:44,517 --> 00:14:47,420
I cannot trust you
with AJ or Jordan.
364
00:14:47,454 --> 00:14:48,121
J...
365
00:14:48,155 --> 00:14:50,490
What you did was unforgivable!
366
00:14:51,491 --> 00:14:53,160
- Wow, Kimberly.
- Hmm.
367
00:14:53,526 --> 00:14:57,464
Just wow. You know, if this
is really the way you feel,
368
00:14:57,497 --> 00:14:58,798
then it's time for me to leave.
369
00:14:58,831 --> 00:15:00,968
- Well, I guess it's time.
- Well, then, fine.
370
00:15:01,001 --> 00:15:02,335
- Fine. Fine!
- Fine. Fine!
371
00:15:02,369 --> 00:15:04,137
Oh, and I'm gonna
take the bread maker.
372
00:15:04,171 --> 00:15:06,473
- Take it.
- And I bet you didn't even know
373
00:15:06,506 --> 00:15:09,176
that that was invented
by a Black man.
374
00:15:09,209 --> 00:15:11,878
Maybe you should get
my class next time!
375
00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:13,546
I ain't getting in nothing!
376
00:15:16,716 --> 00:15:18,485
Looks like y'all time is up!
377
00:15:18,518 --> 00:15:20,153
- But she just left!
378
00:15:20,187 --> 00:15:23,323
- You know, your problem
is with me, man.
379
00:15:23,356 --> 00:15:24,992
- Yeah, don't take it out
on the place!
380
00:15:25,025 --> 00:15:26,659
- Let me call her and see
how far away she--
381
00:15:26,693 --> 00:15:27,995
- Uh-uh, no need!
382
00:15:28,028 --> 00:15:31,831
I've been waiting for years
for my sweet revenge.
383
00:15:31,864 --> 00:15:34,367
Ever since you defiled my wife
384
00:15:34,401 --> 00:15:37,337
after your concert at the
Chicago Stadium.
385
00:15:37,370 --> 00:15:39,506
Chicago Stadium?
386
00:15:39,539 --> 00:15:41,708
You know what I'm talking about,
why you acting like you silly?
387
00:15:41,741 --> 00:15:43,010
You don't know
what I'm talking about?
388
00:15:43,043 --> 00:15:45,845
You were the lead singer
of The Heartbreakers.
389
00:15:45,878 --> 00:15:48,181
You had all them beautiful
sorority girls running around.
390
00:15:48,215 --> 00:15:52,185
You decided that you were gonna
go gallivanting with my Betty.
391
00:15:52,219 --> 00:15:56,489
Again, I never played
the Chicago Stadium,
392
00:15:56,523 --> 00:15:59,526
and I definitely never sang
with The Heartbreakers!
393
00:15:59,559 --> 00:16:01,161
They lip-sync all their songs!
394
00:16:01,194 --> 00:16:02,529
- Yeah, Henry's the real deal.
395
00:16:02,562 --> 00:16:04,231
Does he look like
Milli Vanilli to you?
396
00:16:04,264 --> 00:16:05,398
- Just a little bit.
397
00:16:06,233 --> 00:16:08,201
- Obadiah Leslie Jones.
398
00:16:08,235 --> 00:16:09,869
- B-Betty, baby!
399
00:16:09,902 --> 00:16:12,072
- Why are you harassing
these people?
400
00:16:12,372 --> 00:16:13,906
- Ooh, uh...
401
00:16:13,940 --> 00:16:15,675
Honey, what you doing here?
402
00:16:15,708 --> 00:16:17,210
- You butt-dialed me,
403
00:16:17,244 --> 00:16:20,880
and when I heard your insecure
ass over here making a fool
of yourself,
404
00:16:20,913 --> 00:16:23,550
I tracked your location
and came right over.
405
00:16:23,583 --> 00:16:26,553
- Well, baby, now that you're
here, look who I found.
406
00:16:26,586 --> 00:16:28,055
Henry!
407
00:16:28,421 --> 00:16:29,889
- I don't know this man!
408
00:16:29,922 --> 00:16:33,560
Look, what you need to do is
stop stalking the streets
of Chicago
409
00:16:33,593 --> 00:16:36,929
harassing every man that
you meet named Henry.
410
00:16:36,963 --> 00:16:40,733
Sir, I apologize for
interrupting you
411
00:16:40,767 --> 00:16:42,402
and your lovely family.
412
00:16:42,435 --> 00:16:45,072
Obadiah, let's go.
413
00:16:45,105 --> 00:16:47,407
- But Betty--
- B-B-But!
414
00:16:47,440 --> 00:16:49,409
Let's go.
415
00:16:49,442 --> 00:16:51,711
You gonna get enough
for embarrassing me.
416
00:16:51,744 --> 00:16:53,246
- Oh, damn!
417
00:16:53,280 --> 00:16:56,416
Gotta spend another month
on the couch again?!
418
00:16:56,449 --> 00:16:59,219
- Whoa, whoa, excuse me,
but what about the inspection?
419
00:16:59,252 --> 00:17:01,154
- Oh, I'm sorry.
420
00:17:01,454 --> 00:17:02,922
You passed.
421
00:17:02,955 --> 00:17:07,227
- Oh, thank you.
- Give these nice people
their paperwork and apologize.
422
00:17:07,260 --> 00:17:09,229
- I apologize.
423
00:17:09,262 --> 00:17:12,899
But I meant what I said about
that dominoes tournament. I--
424
00:17:12,932 --> 00:17:14,801
- Yeah, and I didn't mean what
I said about the discount.
425
00:17:16,103 --> 00:17:17,904
- Got all my business out here
in these streets.
426
00:17:17,937 --> 00:17:20,773
That was over 30 years ago,
and besides,
427
00:17:20,807 --> 00:17:23,076
we weren't even together
when that happened.
428
00:17:23,110 --> 00:17:24,177
(mouthing) Let's go.
429
00:17:26,646 --> 00:17:29,316
- Girl, my business has been
dry as an elephant's butt!
430
00:17:29,349 --> 00:17:30,517
[Obadiah Grumbles]
431
00:17:33,286 --> 00:17:35,922
Thank God for Betty!
432
00:17:35,955 --> 00:17:37,524
[**]
433
00:17:40,827 --> 00:17:45,132
Oh, baby, baby!
You are the VIP for today.
434
00:17:45,165 --> 00:17:46,633
That was quick thinking
with the waiver,
435
00:17:46,666 --> 00:17:48,968
bought us enough time for his
wife to come in and then,
bop-bop!
436
00:17:49,001 --> 00:17:51,638
He passes us. You're a genius,
you're a genius.
437
00:17:51,971 --> 00:17:53,640
Okay, I know that look.
438
00:17:53,673 --> 00:17:54,974
What I do this time?
439
00:17:55,007 --> 00:17:57,977
You didn't do anything,
but your aunt on the other hand?
440
00:17:58,010 --> 00:17:59,812
Ha-ha, she's beside herself.
441
00:17:59,846 --> 00:18:01,681
- What, she been sleepwalking
naked again?
442
00:18:02,382 --> 00:18:05,452
- No, she kept our kids
home from school,
443
00:18:05,485 --> 00:18:09,322
without permission I might add,
because they don't teach
Black history.
444
00:18:09,356 --> 00:18:10,490
- She's right, they don't.
445
00:18:10,523 --> 00:18:13,025
But she was wrong
for not telling you.
446
00:18:13,059 --> 00:18:14,861
Where is she?
I'll go talk to her.
447
00:18:15,995 --> 00:18:17,330
Where is she?
448
00:18:17,364 --> 00:18:20,467
- What, oh, she's on Craigslist,
trying to find a new place
to stay.
449
00:18:20,500 --> 00:18:22,502
- Baby, you kicked her out?
Don't you think that's
a little harsh?
450
00:18:22,535 --> 00:18:24,003
- Well, she offered to leave.
451
00:18:24,036 --> 00:18:24,871
You want to go with her?
452
00:18:24,904 --> 00:18:25,838
- See, wait a minute.
453
00:18:25,872 --> 00:18:28,508
Slow down there,
we are on the same side.
454
00:18:28,541 --> 00:18:30,310
Look, Aunt Lucille used
to tutor me,
455
00:18:30,343 --> 00:18:32,845
whooped my ass
when I goofed off,
but I learned a lot from her.
456
00:18:32,879 --> 00:18:34,714
And I'm sure the kids did, too.
457
00:18:35,182 --> 00:18:36,849
- Okay, that's not the point.
458
00:18:36,883 --> 00:18:38,985
Times have changed,
schools have, too.
459
00:18:39,018 --> 00:18:40,853
Plus, we pay for Princeton Hope.
460
00:18:40,887 --> 00:18:43,890
- Yeah, we do, but how do we
know what they're learning
is best?
461
00:18:43,923 --> 00:18:45,492
Okay, my school, they taught me
462
00:18:45,525 --> 00:18:47,560
Christopher Columbus and the
natives were homies.
463
00:18:48,228 --> 00:18:49,496
(scoffs) Look.
464
00:18:49,529 --> 00:18:52,199
All I'm saying is Aunt Lucille
will teach free-99.
465
00:18:52,232 --> 00:18:54,201
- See, you just
want to be cheap.
466
00:18:54,234 --> 00:18:57,537
- Okay, I identify as
financially fluid, okay?
467
00:18:57,570 --> 00:19:00,340
Cheap is a charged word.
What do the kids say these days?
468
00:19:00,373 --> 00:19:02,442
(mockingly) "I'm triggered,
you're triggering me!"
469
00:19:03,210 --> 00:19:05,578
- They should learn
about Black history.
- Absolutely.
470
00:19:05,612 --> 00:19:08,681
My dad used to make me
watch "Roots", left me
with a fear of whips,
471
00:19:08,715 --> 00:19:12,252
respect for my ancestors, and a
lifelong crush on Cicely Tyson.
472
00:19:12,285 --> 00:19:13,220
Used to love her.
473
00:19:13,253 --> 00:19:15,555
- I guess Lucille
could help them learn.
474
00:19:15,588 --> 00:19:18,057
- Definitely! You know,
my aunt don't play.
475
00:19:18,090 --> 00:19:21,394
She's a habitual line-stepper,
but you know she always
means well.
476
00:19:23,095 --> 00:19:24,531
- So, you think we
should let her stay?
477
00:19:24,564 --> 00:19:26,199
- Uh-oh, "we"?
478
00:19:26,233 --> 00:19:27,934
You the one that kicked
her off Williams Island,
479
00:19:27,967 --> 00:19:29,035
now you all talking about "we"?
480
00:19:29,068 --> 00:19:30,870
- Well, we are a united front.
481
00:19:30,903 --> 00:19:32,572
- No, that's just the dream
y'all be telling us.
482
00:19:32,605 --> 00:19:33,606
We know you run the world.
483
00:19:33,640 --> 00:19:35,742
- Oh, don't try to act like
you know our game.
484
00:19:35,775 --> 00:19:38,745
- Baby, after 19 years,
I am a student of the game,
485
00:19:38,778 --> 00:19:40,547
which is why I agree.
486
00:19:40,580 --> 00:19:42,782
We should always make
big decisions together.
487
00:19:43,483 --> 00:19:45,117
[**]
488
00:19:48,955 --> 00:19:50,423
Hey, Lucille.
489
00:19:52,425 --> 00:19:55,094
Uh, about earlier today...
490
00:19:55,127 --> 00:19:57,630
- Oh, honey,
don't worry about it.
491
00:19:57,664 --> 00:20:00,099
I'll be outta your hair soon.
492
00:20:00,132 --> 00:20:03,636
I found a vacant, burned-out
old mobile home
493
00:20:03,670 --> 00:20:05,638
down there in the
cul-de-sac.
494
00:20:06,306 --> 00:20:08,107
You're not going
anywhere, Auntie.
495
00:20:08,140 --> 00:20:09,476
I want you to stay.
496
00:20:09,509 --> 00:20:10,610
Really?
497
00:20:10,843 --> 00:20:12,979
Well, praise the Lord,
498
00:20:13,012 --> 00:20:16,749
'cause I was wondering how long
my oxygen tank was gonna
last down there!
499
00:20:16,783 --> 00:20:19,286
Kimberly, I need to
apologize to you
500
00:20:19,319 --> 00:20:23,590
'cause I'm sorry I kept the kids
home from school without
asking you first.
501
00:20:23,623 --> 00:20:26,426
- Auntie, look, I may have
overreacted a little.
502
00:20:26,459 --> 00:20:27,260
- Uh?
503
00:20:27,294 --> 00:20:28,695
- Okay, a lot.
504
00:20:28,995 --> 00:20:30,797
But I apologized.
505
00:20:31,130 --> 00:20:33,466
And I just got back
from our PTA meeting,
506
00:20:33,500 --> 00:20:36,769
and they agreed to set up
a Black history committee
at the school.
507
00:20:36,803 --> 00:20:38,938
- Oh, just for the month
of February?
508
00:20:38,971 --> 00:20:40,473
- Nope, all year round.
509
00:20:40,507 --> 00:20:42,174
- Really?
- Mm-hmm.
510
00:20:42,642 --> 00:20:44,977
Well, look at Sister Williams
511
00:20:45,011 --> 00:20:48,481
out there making some big
changes in the community!
512
00:20:48,515 --> 00:20:49,482
Hm!
513
00:20:49,516 --> 00:20:51,451
- Well, I had good inspiration.
514
00:20:51,484 --> 00:20:53,520
- Well, I'm proud of you.
515
00:20:53,820 --> 00:20:56,188
Come here, baby!
[She Giggles]
516
00:20:57,690 --> 00:20:59,892
Okay, so you gonna unpack
your stuff now?
517
00:21:00,360 --> 00:21:02,462
Honey, I didn't pack a thing!
518
00:21:02,495 --> 00:21:03,830
You see I ain't leave.
519
00:21:03,863 --> 00:21:05,965
I was just waiting for you
to come to your senses.
520
00:21:05,998 --> 00:21:09,001
- You know me too well.
- I know you all too well!
521
00:21:09,035 --> 00:21:11,203
- I have to ask one question.
- Sure.
522
00:21:11,237 --> 00:21:14,674
How did you get AJ and Jordan
to say, "Yes, ma'am"?
523
00:21:14,707 --> 00:21:15,675
[Snap Echoes]
524
00:21:15,708 --> 00:21:18,545
It all starts with
a good ruler, baby.
525
00:21:18,578 --> 00:21:20,413
It starts with the ruler.
526
00:21:20,447 --> 00:21:21,681
- Yes, ma'am.
- Ha-ha!
527
00:21:22,148 --> 00:21:23,049
[**]
528
00:21:23,383 --> 00:21:25,485
Okay, children, you ready?
529
00:21:25,518 --> 00:21:28,020
Let's show Mom and Dad
what we got!
530
00:21:28,054 --> 00:21:30,723
One, two, three!
531
00:21:30,757 --> 00:21:32,725
[Fast Rhythm]
532
00:21:39,732 --> 00:21:40,900
Oh, oh!
533
00:21:41,233 --> 00:21:44,371
Look at our children all
in touch with their
African culture.
534
00:21:44,404 --> 00:21:46,406
- (in accent) They are looking
like citizens of Wakanda!
535
00:21:46,939 --> 00:21:48,040
I love to see it.
536
00:21:48,074 --> 00:21:50,477
- Wakanda forever!
- Whoo!
537
00:21:50,510 --> 00:21:51,744
[Ululating]
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