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Original subtitles

# I just wanna give you my...

# Full attention... #

Wimbledon's underway, and it's love-all in the villa.

# Real connection... #

We have strawberries, cream and a whole lot of steam.

So get ready for a volley of unseen clips...

Yes! GIGGLING

..involving lots of action at the net

and some amazing backhand moments.

Why? Genuinely, why?

Go and shag each other in the Hideaway.

Ribbit. Ribbit.

It's game...

Oh, my god.

..set...

LAUGHING

..and match... Oh, come on, man.

We are lit, man. There we go.

..as this is... Love Island: Unseen Bits.

# So nothing's gonna Change my mind... #

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.

This is your captain, Iain Stirling, speaking.

I'd like to welcome you all to the beautiful island of Majorca.

If you look out to your left,

you will see the world famous Love Island villa.

Oh... Yeah, I think it won't turn up.

Who are you waving at? The plane.

That could be my mates on there.

We will shortly be coming into land,

so please return to your seats and enjoy the view.

Do you think they can see us in here?

They're probably, like, 11,000 feet.

You can calculate that from just looking at it?

No, because you can tell that the plane's coming into land.

It's interesting, that, innit? Would you ever be a pilot?

Would you trust me to be a pilot? No. That's right, actually, nah.

# Let's go I'm coming in hot... #

Current weather on the island is hot, hot, hot.

# I'm coming in hot... #

I need to stick my head in the freezer.

# Yeah, I'm coming in hot... #

I can fit the whole thing in my mouth. Can you? Show us.

Wow. That's impressive.

# Coming in hot, hot... #

Sweating and eating is the worst feeling.

It's up there with sweating and having a shit.

# Let's go... #

A bit too much information, Harry, but thanks for setting the tone

for our descent into an hour of unmissable, unseen hijinks.

# You're gonna love me... #

LAUGHING

# Coming in hot, hot, hot Coming in hot... #

LAUGHING

# You're gonna love me... #

So please return your seat to its upright position.

# Oh, girl Yeah, I'm coming in hot... #

I said the upright position...

..because we have something very exciting to declare.

It's Love Island: Unseen Bits!

# Yeah, I'm coming in hot. #

We know by now that Ben is a man who likes to ponder life,

the universe and everything else.

Do you know what I find crazy?

Is that that there has a whole heart, a whole brain,

a whole insides and everything, and look how small it is.

You know what, Ben? What?

We are actually giants, if you think about it.

We actually are. You know we're actually giants?

We don't have anything that we look up to like that...

Elephants and giraffes, but that's about it.

No, I don't think they are giants to us, though.

What?! I suppose in terms of this...

Yeah, nah, I see what you're saying. Nowhere near.

Yeah, nah, I hear that.

Ben, do you remember what we spoke about, though?

It wiggles.

Do you know what my theory is? You see, like...

Obviously, the universe, you see the stars and that.

There are little dots everywhere,

and there is trillions of them, trillions of them.

When we look into a microscope

and there are loads of little moving organisms, tiny organisms...

In the grand scheme of things, yeah...

..we are just little moving organisms as well.

So do you think, on a massive scale, we look into a microscope,

and there is living shit there,

we are just tiny, tiny, tiny little specks in the whole universe?

It makes you think, "What the fuck are we?"

I tell you what you're in, Ben.

You are in the kitchen on Unseen Bits,

and I'm watching your every move.

Do you remember way back when Megan and Remell were still in the villa?

Nah, me neither.

Flick up, flick up, flick up. Flick up, flick up.

In fact, record me on my phone. I'm going to do a fit check.

But I've found this unseen footage of Remell

re-living his life as an influencer.

Let's do it, man. Right, so, today...

Wait, wait, wait. Ready? Yeah.

Hey, what's going on? It's your boy, Remell.

And today, I've got a fit check for you.

So, on the upper, we got a nice flannel.

We're coming. We're lit, man. Chest out tonight. Turn me up, bro.

THEY SNICKER

And later that night, Remell's chest was out.

TEXT ALERT He was out...

"Remell".

..and Megan was out...

"Megan".

# Oh, and what a time we had... #

..when they were both dumped from the villa.

# But it broke my heart In a million ways

# And I fell apart In a foreign place... #

For Megan, there were emotional goodbyes...

# Find a way back to you... #

..and for Remell, a chance to get a bit more content for his socials.

Flick up, flick up... One last flick up, or what?

One last flick up. Last flick up, bro.

Come on, man. You have to do one last flick up.

Hey, Remell, you do know you've got to give the phone back, right?

Let me do one last flick up, though.

Come on, Rem. CHEERING

Hey, guys. Have we checked he's left the phone?

# And all I want to do Is find a way back to you... #

Despite her dumping earlier in the week, the memory of Megan lingers.

Even the daybeds are feeling a bit empty without her.

Must be the memory foam.

SHE SIGHS

The vibe is low. Yeah. It's very quiet.

Who's going to do the first cartwheel, then?

What? In honour of Megan? Shall I?

Go on, girl. Do the cartwheel. Come on, Helena.

Do the cartwheel.

Yay! Yay.

THEY LAUGH, SHE SQUEALS

And with the power three spins...

..the Unseen Bits time vortex was opened,

revealing previously un-aired Megan clips.

Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

Here we go. Here we go.

CHEERING

LAUGHTER

He's done his ACL.

"Come on, Megan. Cor!

"Boys, boys, have you seen this? Look at the talent!"

Meg?

I can't do that. You can.

It's well hard, that, Meg. Try and do it.

I don't get it.

One... two... three... four.

Then we both do that. That.

This is shit.

Oh, no, the vortex is closing.

I love how no-one noticed you just did three cartwheels.

This isn't for me, it's for Megan.

EMILY AND TOMMY LAUGH

Megan would be proud.

Last week's Unseen Bits went viral

when it made the entire world sit up and take notice.

You sort of, like, hunch your back a little bit. Cos I'm relaxed.

It stresses me out. Oh, my God. Right, go on, then.

How do you want me to sit? No, it's...

No, come on, posture lessons. Honestly, it's fine.

Do you want me to sit like that? Is that better?

That actually looks better. You just look really, like, hunched over.

Right, here we go. Do you get what I mean?

Is that better? Yeah.

IAIN, MANCUNIAN ACCENT:

IAIN, POSH ACCENT:

IAIN, GRAVELLY VOICE:

IAIN, SCOUSE ACCENT:

And it wasn't long before the villa was making more noise about poise.

Is it uncomfortable?

No. Teach me.

Tell me when I'm looking like you.

Shall we sit up straight? Imagine...

Am I even straight?

Imagine your shoulders going back and down.

Yeah. So, like, imagine they're, like, here.

I'm in pain. Fuck me, this is uncomfortable.

You guys look really funny. LAUGHTER

You look so uncomfortable.

What about this? Yeah, that's good, Em.

Toni, you just look really rigid. Just relax.

Relax your shoulders. Yeah, don't tense them.

If you tense them, they go up here. Just relax them.

Can you imagine if a new Bombshell comes in? "So, how are you?"

"Tell me, why would you like the job?"

Is my back straight? It feels curved. I prefer to...

Imagine your shoulders going here.

What about walking, then? So, if you're walking, are you like that?

Not, like, out, like fully. Yeah.

Just sort of like...

My grandma always says imagine you've got a pencil

between your shoulder blades. Yeah.

I can't even walk normal.

Toni looks like a mannequin.

Where do you have your hands? Just, like...?

Just, like, by the side.

I saw you in a re-coupling once. You were standing like that.

Yeah, like a ballerina.

What am I doing wrong? No.

What am I doing wrong? Maybe tuck your pelvis in or something.

Right, that's enough posture for me.

I give up with this. I'll just be a hunchback of Notre Dame.

I'm happy to be a banana shape for the rest of my life.

We're gonna be the old people that walk like this.

I'm gonna be like Madge from Benidorm

on my little mobility scooter.

I've been a stand-up comedian for many years.

Only now Yasmin tells me that I'm doing the stand-up bit all wrong.

Let's play a couples game.

Let's see how well you two know each other

versus how well we know each other. OK.

Well, this was a recoupling that none of us saw coming,

but personally, I'm totally here for it.

And here's your host, Emily!

D, how many siblings has Harry got?

One.

- That is correct. - Yeah!

Shakira, where is Alima from? What city?

Glasgow. That is correct.

How many people has Dejon slept with?

Ooh!

Ballpark, ballpark.

He doesn't know. That's the right answer.

CHEERING

Alima, what Disney princess does Shakira dress up as the most?

Yasmin.

No! Yes!

Princess Jasmine!

Yasmin is how you say it in Spanish. Well, I'm bilingual, so...

Bilingual?!

I think in Portuguese and then I translate it.

You get half a point, you get half a point.

What does Harry do as a job?

He plays football and he trades gold.

Yeah!

Shakira, what is the name of Alima's sibling that she delivered?

Oh, fuck.

She ain't got a clue. Shh, shh.

Do youse know each other?

Samara.

Is that right? She just whispered it to her.

No, she didn't. She did. She can't even lie.

No, in fairness, she didn't. I was watching her, I was watching her.

You might have been watching, but here at Unseen Bits,

we are trained to spot these moments invisible to the naked eye,

so let's wind the footage back

and prove Alima is innocent of whispering her sister's name.

What is the name of Alima's sibling that she delivered?

Do youse even know each other? Shut up.

Samara.

Whoa! This is the biggest quiz show scandal

since that major had that coughing fit

on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?

You lose the point,

and I'm deducting two further points for cheating.

TEXT ALERT

And I've got a text from the producers,

telling me to check the boys' answers.

How many siblings has Harry got?

One.

No signs of foul play there,

although I'll just enhance the audio.

HARRY, MUTTERING: One.

One.

Outrageous. So, that's a point deducted from Harry and Dejon.

Plus the two-point penalty for cheating.

How many people has Dejon slept with?

DEJON, MUTTERING: Don't know.

Disgraceful. Another two-point penalty.

And 100 more for cheating twice.

Bonus question, how many threesomes has he had? No?

LAUGHTER

Can we just scrap that?

Yes, Meg, I'm scrapping the whole thing.

There's no place for cheaters on this show, except for the terrace,

the Hideaway or the sleepover. Or Casa...

Well, there's a few, but not here.

Last week, we all saw Harrison and Helena sneak off to the Hideaway

and have their cheeky kiss.

But you can't hide away from Unseen Bits,

so here are some unaired gems

that you didn't get to see first time around.

I know it didn't work out the first time,

and I know he doesn't like blondes.

Oh, my God, you was with Conor before? Yeah.

Oh, my God, I'm so slow.

Yeah, that was your first boy in here, innit? Yeah.

Aw, we've run out of time.

You'll have to come back to find out...

# Ay, ay, love-bomb me... #

Welcome back to Love Island: Unseen Bits.

We're sucking you back in for more spicy action.

THEY LAUGH

Who said romance was dead?

We've got lessons in lovemaking...

# Ay, love-bomb me I'm feeling a tsunami... #

Mate, some Oreos that have just come out your bed.

Oh!

..and naughty noises.

BOTTLE SQUELCHES That sounded like a fart.

So, I feel like... THEY LAUGH

Yo, bro, what the fuck are you doing, man?

Cos you'll never see those surprises coming.

Fuck off. I can see in the mirror.

There's a massive fuck-off mirror there.

# Love-bomb me. #

Earlier, we were showing some unseen bits

of Harrison and Helena getting fruity in the Hideaway.

I know it didn't work out the first time.

I know he doesn't like blondes, but...

Oh, my God, you was with Conor before.

Oh, my God, I'm so slow.

Yeah, that was your first boy in here, innit? Yeah.

Well, here's...

I've been in four couples. Yeah, mate, what's hap...?

THUDDING

What the fuck? Someone's chucked it over, no?

Maybe it's Toni. Is that...? No, that's not the villa.

That's outside.

Is that real? That's real.

What, there's an actual lemon tree? Oh, my God.

I think... Oh, it's there.

I'm gonna fall here.

Is it real? Yeah.

Taken away by the lemons. Fascinated by a lemon.

Just about... I thought someone was lobbing it over there.

Smell my hand.

Aw! Lemon, innit? Crazy, innit?

That smells nice, that, as well.

Well, we all know it was actually Toni

who looked like she was sucking on lemons

when she found out that these two had gone up into the Hideaway.

Ugh, God.

Oh, I love a good TED Talk.

A platform for well-informed people to share their wisdom,

and Ben's about to talk about his specialist subject.

Except, in Love Island, TED actually stands for Tedious Explaining Day.

95% of my time, I am either in, like, joggers, tracksuits,

shorts and gym stuff cos...

Cos I train, I go gym at like 11am,

so I'll work in the morning with my gym stuff on,

and I'll go straight to gym.

And then I'll take food with me,

and then I'll carry on working after,

so I'm always in gym stuff, so I'm always in comfy clothes.

And it turns out that TED Talk tedium is infectious.

So, Helena, I'm sat on the plane,

ready to come to the Love Island villa,

and you're my air hostess.

Give me the demonstration. Yeah, and remember, we are...

Yeah, yeah, yeah, we're, like, VIPs, business class.

This is business. Whoo!

Put the seatbelt on. Go on, girl. Go, Helena.

The seatbelt... goes like this...

Yeah. Cinched in.

And can be adjusted like this. Ooh!

Low-level lighting will guide you to an exit.

Exits are here, here, and here.

All exits are clearly marked and are being pointed out to you now.

Flick of the wrist.

And then, you've got your mask.

Pull on it towards you, loosening the strap, adjusting the strap.

Life... Life... Life jacket.

And what do you do, pull the toggle?

Got your little whistle.

You got your little light for attracting any boys' attention.

Ooh!

So, it's like, ding-a-ling, bing-bong,

"Welcome on board, everyone, and..."

No! Oh, my God, I can't do it.

What about when that mask drops from the...? Yeah.

Pull on the yellow streamer to release your mask.

I feel like we know more than her!

Place it over your mouth and nose.

"All larger bags and suitcases must be put into..."

Oh, my God, no, I've fucked it already.

I am actually... I think I'm one of the friendliest people on the plane.

Yeah, you're really nice. That's it, that is all I've got.

That's shite.

Next week, Emily talks insurance premiums.

I cannot wait

Same old Love Island morning story -

boys make coffee for whichever girl they lipsed last night.

I'm surprised they can remember, to be honest.

I've lost track now.

That the plain one, yeah?

I'll have a mix of the both, mate. Yeah.

What the fuck? B, what's wrong with you?

Oh, my God. The lid was off.

You might be one of the most clumsy people I've ever met.

Yes, it's a kitchen sink drama.

It's starring Ben... and all the other boys.

You'd be a nightmare on a night out, you know.

Yeah, that's an understatement. That's an understatement.

That's no good, B. That's no good.

We need to fix this. Yes, Ben, fix it now.

You dropped the coffee, so you can wipe it off-ee.

Oh, look. It's all in the drawers... Yeah, this is...

Fuck me. What is going on here?

Helena is going to have to wait. Let's go. Just leave that.

Just fucking leave that.

Oi? Where do you think you're going, Ben?

What about the coffee?

Ben's not making me a coffee today. Fucking hell.

He's made you a coffee when you haven't been in a couple...

Because he was grafting.

He fucking should have left me then and let Harrison pick me.

If you're going to be like that...

Make her a coffee, quickly, Ben. Better... "latte" than never?

This week, the Islanders got pulses racing

with the infamous Heart Rate Challenge.

It was filled with its fair share of twerking lessons...

# Girl, look at the body... #

..passionate snogging sessions...

# Girl, look at that body I workout... #

..and some sexy whispered confessions...

# I'm sexy and I know it... #

Some might say it was some of the best moves

the villa has been graced with.

The reason? Rehearsal, rehearsal, rehearsal,

as this unseen pre-show footage shows.

I have actually got no idea. I'm stiff as a fucking donkey.

I am just going to stand there and go, "Hi."

LAUGHING

Right, this one there. Lent over ting.

Good leverage. Good use of leverage. Yes!

I bet it's harder to move. No, it's there. It's there.

That looks more comfortable.

Helena... pretend to be sat right now.

Just flex it. Look. Imagine.

CHEERING

Can you not twerk, Alima? I actually can't. I'm being so serious.

You've just got to lift your bum up. Flick your hips.

Yeah. I don't think I can twerk at all.

You can do it. You just go... Yeah, like that.

Sorry?! You're doing it! You're doing it! Yeah!

CHEERING

My groin is a bit stiff.

Imagine I was like this and pulled out a hamstring.

Imagine you got cramp! "My back! My back!" God...

Go on, Ben. Show us what you've got. Go on. What are you thinking?

Nah, we've done that one. B, what else?

CHEERING

SCREAMING

So good! Have you done the one where you put both her legs around?

Go on. Show us that. Show us that. Kiss around the neck.

Bring their legs over.

So you put it, and then their back is on here?

Wait, is it a double legs wrapping round?

Just do the little neck thing, come like that, then go...

Like that. And then down there like that. Nah, that's clumsy.

It's cos he's fucking 6'2".

Giorgio, you've missed the practice session.

Hopefully, you've got something saucy up your sleeve.

Something chocolate-saucy.

# Uno, dos, tres

# Chocolate

# Choco, choco... Chocolate... #

Don't get it on me, don't get it on me.

# Chocolate... # CHEERING

Giorgio, get in the beach hut and tell us how you think it went.

Whoa, whoa! Careful! Dry-cleaning those pillows ain't cheap, you know?

I've got the towel.

There we go. Yeah, went well.

Look at my chair!

What the fuck is this? Look at my chair!

It's all over my hair. Does he think he's Willy Wonka?

Have I got it all over me like that?

We got away lightly! That was not funny.

LAUGHING

It's not funny! I hear you laughing! I'm not sitting in the chocolate.

I'm going to look like I shit myself.

Sorry, can't wear this to bed now. I know. Gutted.

I'm fuming.

Yeah, that... that chocolate got everywhere.

I think some of the girls are going to be fuming with that.

Don't worry, Gio, I think some of them have come around to it.

I'm covered in oil and chocolate.

There's worse things to be covered in, girl. There's worse things.

It's nice, though.

# Choco, choco Clap, clap... #

Want some?

# Everybody say it, chocolate

# Choco, choco Clap, clap

# Choco, choco Slap, Slap

# Everybody say chocolate... # It's unreal.

# Chocolate Choco, choco

# Chocolate Choco, choco... #

Them strawberries and chocolate were banging.

Giorgio, I think you've missed a spot. No, wait. You got it.

After the first dramatic re-coupling of the week,

it was time for the Islanders to settle down

with their new bedfellows.

That's back where you started, to be fair.

Yeah. This is where I started. This is my wall.

- Your wall! - Good night.

Good night! Good night. Good night, everyone.

Night, night, Islanders! But...

# Ooh, I'll take you To my paradise... #

Welcome back to Love Island: Unseen Bits.

# I'm gonna kiss somebody... #

We're spinning out of control.

# Gonna move my body tonight. #

That's unbelievable.

# I'm gonna lose composure... #

This is to show that really lets the Islanders open up...

SQUEAKY, FORCED FART Go on, boys.

..let loose...

# Move my body tonight... #

SHE LAUGHS

Was that a fart? Yeah!

..and air their dirty laundry in public.

Why do these bed sheets look yellow, and yours are white?

No, it's cos Ben keeps spilling squash all over the bed.

Ask him, ask him. The bed sheets are fucking yellow.

That's the squash, B.

Oh, yeah. It might have been, actually.

# I'm gonna kiss somebody Move my body tonight... #

LAUGHTER, OVERLAPPING CHAT

Yes!

Night.

Night. Night. Good night, everybody.

Before the break, we were in the bedroom

settling down the new couples.

Well, here's...

GRUNTY SNORING

ALL LAUGH

SNORING CONTINUES

This week has been dramatic

and we have witnessed cracks in relationships

When Helena whispered to Harry... who whispered to the boys...

who whispered to Alima... SHE GASPS

..who told Shakira...

who was fed up with all the whispering,

and decided to turn up the volume.

Why?! Genuinely, why?!

Go shag each other in the Hideaway. Fuckin' hell!

As Harry was left with egg on his face,

Gio stepped in to offer some words of advice.

What do you think I should do here? I think...

Just leave it? Move on? I think...

But eagle-eyed viewers were floored by one small detail...

I think you've gotta give it a bit of time...

..who made that eggy mess all over the floor?

DRAMATIC STING

Making a mess of things is Harry's job, so my money's on him.

Yeah, but that was minor.

Yeah, that was... No, what I'm saying is, we were coupled up.

Harrison, what you doing clearing that up?

And then I went to the Hideaway with Helena. Oh, yeah.

But we were only coupled up for a day,

so it wasn't like there was loads there.

And she can kiss someone else... Yeah. ..that night.

Don't exhaust yourself, it's Harry's problem. Or is it?

REWIND VIDEO SQUEAKS

Let me rewind this clip back, and see how this eggy mess came about.

I don't think it's that serious. And be like...

You know? PLATE CLATTERS

Oh, H, mate, come on, man!

Oh, my God. Mate, what are you doing, mate?

That's how it... I saved the toast. Saved the toast.

I don't think I'd be going in there thinking I'm doin' the madness.

You're going in there to test the water.

Yeah, just chatting.

The whole time you're single, you've got to test the water.

Everywhere you are.

- H, seriously, mate... - Five-second rule.

Well, that's more of a five-minute rule. Get rid of the food.

With all the hot weather this week,

getting to sleep has been a nightmare.

Especially, for Dejon. LULLABY PLAYS

He's feeling totally wired, and I think I might know why.

He doesn't count sheep, he counts teabags.

LULLABY CONTINUES

Six is enough, you wouldn't want your tea to be too strong.

I'm no sleeping expert,

but I'm not sure this is gonna help him nod off.

It works! I can't believe it's taken me this long

to wake up and smell the coffee.

Right, time for me to have a nice cup of tea... No-oh!

There's no teabags left. Thanks, Dejon

Hey guys, I've got a little joke for you.

Why did the sculptor give up making the statue of my mum?

There is not one bit of fat on her.

Is it a joke, yeah? She's rock-solid.

Still chattin'... Oh!

Shit! What the fuck?!

It's...

Man, why's... why is it flying?

I didn't know they fly, did you? No.

Yeah. Whoa!

Ugh.

Oh, sorry.

SHE GASPS

It's all right, it'll fly off. Where the fuck did it go?

It went off the other side of the bed. Oh.

That scared the shit out of me.

Oh, no, just pick it up. What do I look like?

Fucking Steve Irwin or something, is it?

SCREAMING

That was fuck... Ooh! LAUGHING

Don't worry, safe to come out.

See, Shakira's fine.

It's actually well cute.

Shakira.

Do you want to go for a chat?

I found a friend. Ew!

FRIENDS THEME PLAYS

It's...

Maybe coming towards us.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God! Come on!

Do you think I should pick this up? Yeah. Absolutely.

Do you? It looks so cute.

The fuck?

Come on. Come on. I've got another butterfly actually sat on my leg.

Do you, yeah?

Come and have a look. You like insects. Run, quick!

Come on, quick!

He loves it.

HE GASPS Shall I put my hand out?

Or should I just let him crawl on me?

SHE LAUGHS, SQUEALS

Is it on me? HE SQUEALS

Babe, get it off! Get it off!

Get it off!

Well, that was short-lived.

Phew, normal services have resumed.

# I'm another year older... #

Aw!

This week, Toni is celebrating another year around the sun

with scrambled eggs and a pint glass of "rose".

# It's my birthday I'mma do what I like

# I'mma eat what I like I'mma kiss who I like... #

But what you didn't see is that the boys had another birthday surprise

up their sleeve later on.

When she comes, everyone just, like, just be cool.

Obviously, Ry, you pull her.

We should all be sitting down doing something.

Just pretend we're doing something. Job's on.

# It's my birthday. #

Do you want to go for a chat, Ton? Sure.

Yeah, shall we go up in the sun?

Wait till they sit down.

Wait till they sit down.

Yeah, how did that go? Fine.

Right, they're down, they're down.

Wait, are you just gonna interrupt their thing?

No, it's all part of the plan.

Do you want to go first? Oh.

No, you go, you go. I'll go last. I'll go last.

Ryan, what the fuck?

Yeah, is it definitely done, then, yeah? Oh, yeah, I'm done.

What the fuck?

You don't get two chances, do you? No. Not with me.

# Happy birthday

# To you

# Happy birthday

# To you

# Happy birthday to dear Toni

# Happy birthday

# To you. #

There you go. CHEERING

Happy birthday. Yeah!

Thanks, guys.

Happy birthday, Toni. Come on, Ry.

Sit back down. My angels.

There you go. Nice little treat.

The fucking strawberries are never-ending.

HE LAUGHS

Strawberries and chocolate's my signature move in here, I think.

Just don't smear it all over your chest this time, Giorgio.

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I've had a bad start to my morning. How? What's happened?

Walked into the table, ripped my shorts.

Oh, no. What table?

The breakfast bar. Least your fit's fitting.

Thank you. Killin' it.

HE LAUGHS

# Keep holding on And I keep holding on... #

Welcome back to Love Island: Unseen Bits,

the home of awkward hugs.

This is, like, the most awkward hug ever.

Are you cracking your back? LAUGHING

Yeah... Oh, sorry! Oh, my God, it's tore out.

Oh, no.

It's OK. You keep that. Oh, my God, I've taken your hair out.

# Show me where your love's at... #

And the awkwardness keeps on coming

as we dance our way back through the last six days.

We have a week's worth of banging clips to get through.

Oh, fuck! Are you OK? Yeah, I'm good.

Just smashed my head.

'Tis the "seasoning" to be jolly.

Spilling salt is bad luck. Really? I do it all the time.

See it here first before it hits the net.

Oh, my God. I haven't even been in the pool yet!

Conor! You soaked me.

Oh! Mike!

LAUGHING

Hang on, who's Mike?

# Show me where your love's at I'll keep holding on. #

Can I have a hug?

This week, Toni and Harrison patched things up in the usual spot

where couples patch things up - the terrace...

# Don't wake me up... #

..which was followed by a best friend debrief in the usual spot

that best friend debriefs take place - the fire pit.

How was your terrace chat? It was more him.

And he's like, "No, like, I really like you,

"and I wasn't being vulnerable before..."

And, as usual, I've spotted some unseen bits

from this very serious chat.

Bi-bi-da-bi-da-bi-da-bi-doo. Mi-mi-muh-moo...

LAUGHING

Bi-buh-lee, ba-buh-ley-blah-blah-blub.

Schmi-schmi-schmur-schmur-schmur... Schmi-dee-leej!

Schmingle-league?

LAUGHING Oh, schmingle-dink donk, donk, donk.

Schbib-a-lee, bob-a-lee-boo.

And in case you were wondering what that means, she's saying,

"Toni, why on earth are you wearing a white dressing gown?"

Right, rewind the clips and let's find out the answer.

Mug Toni. She's here to stay. Oh, my God. My dress is unzipped!

My ass is out! Is it?

Yes! Let me see. I think it's broken.

Oh, my God!

No way. I swear.

Is there is it zip on it?

Oh, my God. I think it's open.

THEY LAUGH

I'll sort it, I'll sort it...

No, no, my whole ass will be out. I need to see if the zip...

Is there a zip on it? Yeah, there's a zip.

It's unzipped the whole way, the wrong way.

Oh, no...

What do I do? Go get me a towel.

I've got my ass out on the terrace right now.

Actually, I might just leave you, actually. Don't do that!

Well, I'm glad we wrapped up that mystery.

Here you go.

CHEERING

This week, the Islanders took part in the Superman Challenge...

..where each of the boys took flight across the city...

I've never seen him look so awkward.

..to find their Lois Lane...

Come on, darling. APPLAUSE

..and show off their headline-making superhuman strength...

Oh...

..which revealed a super headline.

The couples then had to decide which boy represented that trait the most.

Gio.

And the least.

Ben.

Ooh...

Well, here are some super unseen bits you didn't get to see.

CHEERING, LAUGHING

The handle's come off. He just broke it? I broke it.

But let's take a look at how the boys transformed themselves

into mild-mannered reporter Clark Kent.

And how did we ever believe those boys can fly?

They can't even tie.

What've you done there, G? Army knot, man.

G, How do you do the army? Like a little proper one? Yeah.

A little central number? Yeah, do that.

I want that on mine, G.

Do you reckon you can do that on me? I can show you how to do it.

Yeah, do it, G. So, you go under...

Oh, under? The little bit goes under.

Then the big bit comes under the hole.

Then over. To the right.

Hang on, hang on...

To the right, yeah. B, switch on you.

B's tying knots. Hang on a minute.

Then it comes underneath the two, but not underneath. It goes...

It goes around the bottom. Oh, yeah, yeah. I get you.

Then it goes through again. The middle.

No, no. I'm done. Thread it through.

And pull it. Through the middle? Like this?

How are you doing, B?

I don't know what day of the week it is, to be fair, mate.

I didn't get a word of that.

It looks like ties are Ben's kryptonite.

It's... mmmm-Beach Hut Bonanza-a-a!

This week, I asked them to do... What's it going to be?

..animal impressions!

Animal impressions? Oh, God. I don't know.

I think a dolphin sounds like...

Ma-a-a-a-a! I don't know why it was a sheep.

DOLPHIN SQUEAKS

I think they sound something like this...

Hee-hee-hee-hee-hee!

Correct me if I'm wrong.

No, they squeak, don't they?

TRILLING

Ba-a! Oh, is that a sheep? Ba-ah?

Ooh-ooh-ooh! Ah!

Ba... Ba?

Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ah-ah-AH-AH!

Na... No, ba...

A Chihuahua. Grr-ar-ar-ar-ar!

Ba? Bah. Ba... Ba-a-a... I don't know what sheeps do.

I don't have a cat, so I don't really know what sound they make.

Meow.

They, like, purr, don't they? I'll give it a whirl.

Mee-a-a-ah! Oh, God.

Re-ow.

I don't even know what that was. It was in between a cat and a frog.

Bu-rup. Bu-rup. Bu-rup. Bu-rup.

That just sounds like I've got hiccups.

Ribbit. Ribbit. Ribbit. Ribbit. Ribbit... Ribbit.

That was so shit.

SNORTING

I've had a nose job, so I'm not going to do that any more.

Let's go for the fish.

A lot of people call me Meggy Moo-o-o-o-o-o....

COOING

Did someone do a pigeon?

Baa-arp. Baa-arp. Maa-arp.

I sound like I'm reversing.

Whale? What the fuck does a whale sound like?

Wh-a-a-a-a-arr....

What does an elephant make?

Ru-u-u-urgh!

They just, like, shoot water, don't they?

N-n-n-neigh!

Ro-o-o-oh!

That was good, that one.

I'm going to have to do the arm.

HIGH-PITCHED SQUEAK, LAUGHS

Do you know what? I love a bit of David Attenborough.

But I can't say I watch it enough to know these sounds.

BLOWS RASPBERRIES

Good from me. Thank you, guys.

Come back next week for more...

Beach Hut Bonanza-a-a-ooh-ooh-ohh...

Love Island 2025, how we feeling?!

The Islanders were treated to a performance by Katy B in the garden.

# You got me feeling For your power

# Turn the music louder Let me feel it

# Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh... #

And we Unseen Bits were able to get an exclusive with her

in the beach hut.

I'm just gonna go for it. Yeah.

Yeah.

Actually, can you... can you read it again, actually?

Of course I can, Katy B.

It's... Beach Hut Bonanza. IAIN GROANS

And this week, it's...

Squirrel impression.

SHE MUNCHES

Eek, eek, eek.

Did that sound like a door?

OK, then, don't use that one, don't use that one.

Any more, Katy B?

SHE WHIMPERS, LAUGHS

I haven't warmed my voice up, you see, for Unseen Bits.

I need to... OK, let me do this again.

R-r-r-r-r-ribbit, ribbit, ribbit.

Coo-oo-oo, coo-oo-oo, coo-oo,

ooh-ooh-ooh... SHE LAUGHS

CHUCKLES

Sorry, OK, I messed that one up. Unseen Bits, let me do that again.

Sorry, Katy B, we ran out of time.

But come back next time for some more Unseen Bits.

Who would even wanna look at Unseen Bits?

Keep 'em unseen, I say. Rude!

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