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MUSIC: 'Filthy/Gorgeous' by Scissor Sisters

IAIN STIRLING: Previously on Love Island...

Load it up, load it up. There we go. Ooh, that looks juicy.

# Cos your filthy... #

Cream pies... # Ooh, and I'm gorgeous... #

I just wanted to test the waters. And how were the waters?

I'll let you know later. # You're disgusting... #

Oh, my God, the hands. # Ooh, and you're nasty... #

Open your eyes.

# And you can grab me Ooh, cos you're nasty... #

I don't like the way he's treated Toni. I'm open.

I'm not going to argue with you. Walk off, then. Yeah, I will.

# I'm a classy honey, kissy, huggy Lovey-dovey, ghetto princess... #

No. Oh, no. It's awkward.

# Cos you're filthy... # Come on, then.

# Ooh, and I'm gorgeous... #

IAIN: ..and teary eyes. Why would he kiss Helena?

Now everything's just gone to shit. And all because of her.

# Cos you're filthy... #

Tonight... Stop!

Hearts... get... Oh, my days.

..pumping.

He would be an unbelievable shag, wouldn't he?

MUSIC: 'Nightlife' by Love Harder

# Chasing the highs When the nights are low... #

Snog, Marry, Pie's finished.

Ben seems pleased with himself, even though he got pied three times.

He was like the cabbie that got the cream,

but the fallout's only just begun.

# Figuring out what I used to know

# Falling in love But I never do it slow... #

My man's gripsing up a girl's arse.

Nah, but he stopped himself, he stopped himself. It was there.

When she mentioned unfinished business, I was like, oh.

Unfinished business? I thought you said you was done, done, done, done.

That's why me and Harry explored something

cos you were done, done, done, done.

# I fade without the spark I've had too many late nights.. #

We had a conversation about Toni earlier.

Every time I speak to her, it's nothing about, like, me,

do you know what I'm saying? Yeah.

Like, it's more about, "Oh, you made me look stupid,"

or, "I was embarrassed."

I can't believe I didn't get a pie today, to be honest.

# I fade without the spark I've had too many, too many

# Too many, too many I fade without the spark. #

IAIN: Shakira had a tough day.

Snog, Marry, Pie was upsetting, and I ate all her Quality Street,

although I did make her a lovely pair of earrings

from the toffee penny wrappers.

Do you know, I actually thought this would be a really fun challenge.

I feel like that was quite heavy for you, to be honest.

Yeah, I thought this was gonna let off some steam,

and that just turned really quickly.

What planet is Harry on?

I don't know what he's doing. For me, that's done.

Yeah. As it should. You're not like Helena.

You're not gonna take him back. No, I don't care if it's a game.

"It's just a game." I did not see that coming.

Like, I thought she's kissed him cos she's a knobhead.

Yeah, he doesn't care. He doesn't give a shit.

He knew the reaction that I was gonna have.

I could literally feel the tension with Toni. Oh, my God, yeah.

So I'm just gonna, like, speak to her, lay the cards on the table,

like, look, I had to kiss someone.

Looks-wise, I would go for him. It's the same with me.

Is she reacting different with you? Cos she is sat there snogging D.

I'm more like, what is he gripsing her bum the way he did?

You need to speak to Toni, and I need to speak to Toni,

so do you wanna do it together?

Yeah, I don't mind. I'm happy to speak to her.

How do you feel about Harrison?

Obviously, I hurt his feelings when I through the pie and his face.

I feel so much better after pieing him, though.

Yeah, good. I feel like you needed to get that out as well.

I'm so sick of the double standards.

Toni! Should we go for a chat? Sure.

I'm gonna come, too, if that's OK?

Come on, pretty girl. Come on.

You've got this. What?

I said, "We've got this." Are you OK?

I'm fine. Are you sure?

Mm. You don't seem it.

I think it's safe to say everyone could feel the tension today,

and I don't want that.

So I think this is a place you just lay all the cards on the table.

Like, if you felt, like, some type of way for me, like, kissing...

I didn't think twice about it.

I don't know.

I just, like, finally have a good thing, and she's ruining it.

And I know he took her.

She could have very easily said, "What about Toni?"

I don't think she really likes him. I do.

And I don't want to tell you it

because it's the guy you're coupled with.

Do you know what I mean?

But at the end of the day,

I don't think it's you two that's the problem.

Harrison's the problem. Yeah.

He's the boy in the situation. He can be her problem now.

And if it works out for them, it does.

If it doesn't, it doesn't.

He's gonna run back to you if he does.

I'm good. And you're...

But this is what I mean.

We don't want that animosity with you over it.

I can tell you're upset, and I can tell you're angry.

It's hard, Toni, because I can see it.

We want to be there for you.

I just... I've... I've got this.

Are you're done with that? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Do you want me to stay here? I'll just go to the bathroom.

Are you sure? SOFTLY: Yeah...

How are you feeling? Erm... How am I feeling?

No, I'm feeling good, to be fair. Yeah.

Erm, I felt like with the Toni situation, I feel like just...

What is going on? I'm...

I feel like I'm just over it now. Honestly... Really?

I'm just... I just feel like...

What was that chat about earlier when you went there at the hammocks?

She said that she feels like I've disrespected her.

Has she told you that she likes you or something?

No, she's never said this to me. Right.

Until last night, when I pulled up and had a conversation with you.

She's like, "Obviously, I like you,"

and I was like, "Well, we've been together ten days,

"you've not told me once that you like me."

Do you know what I mean? Yeah.

What was the bed situation like last night?

Erm... Yeah, it wasn't great. It was so awkward.

Really? Yeah, it was so awkward.

Did you cuddle her? No, no. We didn't cuddle.

HELENA LAUGHS But...

Yeah, she was crying again last night as well in bed.

Really? Yeah.

So I want to, like, comfort her and stuff, but it's just like...

I don't think it's that deep. No.

IAIN: Coming up on Love Island double bill -

Harry apologises to Shakira for flirting with girls,

followed by a bear saying sorry for pooing in the woods.

How are you feeling? How do you think I'm feeling?

I don't think you're feeling very good after that challenge,

if I'm honest with you.

I think mainly to do with me and how I've acted in the challenge.

However, to me, saying I would like to marry you

is much more of a compliment than kissing someone else.

I do see something here with you.

It's crazy to say cos it's been a week,

but I feel like we've spent a lot of time together,

and I just think you're someone I could see myself with.

So, why did you do it?

Because I had no reason to kiss anyone else.

Because you wanted to kiss Helena.

But I could have kissed her when ever I want...

I don't care about that.

You look like an idiot... I don't think I do.

..if you thought I was going to be OK with that.

You knew that would piss me off.

You could've kissed anybody, and then to get down on one knee,

like I was gonna be buzzing,

after I just watched you snog her as well, is bonkers.

I don't want to hurt you. But you have.

I haven't tried to hurt you, Shakira.

You look like a tosspot.

It wasn't... It genuinely wasn't my intention.

Of course I should have kissed someone else.

I'm here, please. I'm here. I promise you, I am.

I was really trying to defend you all the time.

I know you do. And I defend us as well.

I do.

Everything in me is telling me to burn it.

But... Yeah.

I don't think I'm in the clearest of headspaces right now, so...

OK, babe. ..I think we can talk tomorrow.

I'm not mad at you. I'm not.

I know you're not, but I didn't want you to think that I'm mad at you

because you kissed D.

I don't care.

It's a challenge, you have to do what you gotta do.

Hello? Do you want to go for a chat?

Sure.

OK. I'll lead the way.

Enjoy that, girl.

See you later, babe.

HARRISON SIGHS

What's up?

Do you wanna talk?

I don't really know what to say.

Do you wanna talk about the challenge?

I felt like the pie was a bit aggressive.

I wonder why.

Why couldn't you just do a little one of them in the face,

a little rub?

You took a full-on swing in my face, bro.

It's not funny, but you have to say it is a little bit.

Not funny at all.

It did really make me feel better, though.

I don't want things to turn sour between me and you, you know.

No, I just know how this is gonna go.

You're gonna stop treating me nicely and go treat her nicely,

and I'm gonna look like an idiot.

Cos I do.

You don't.

You've kissed her twice in the last 24 hours.

Yeah. How many kisses have I gotten?

Did you think I was gonna kiss you after you pied me in the face?

So, do you still like me, would you say?

Yeah, I mean, my feelings don't go away overnight.

Yeah.

But I feel like if you liked me, you wouldn't be doing things like that.

Yeah, maybe I went about the situation wrong.

But, yeah, obviously I do like you as well.

I feel like you know I like you.

I wouldn't have done all those nice things for you if I didn't like you.

Haven't told me I look nice tonight.

You haven't told me I look nice tonight. How about that?

Cos you don't.

Nice outfit.

Thanks.

"Nice outfit, Harrison."

"Yeah, thanks, Toni. Appreciate that."

I wasn't really sure where we stood after that,

but I felt slightly better than earlier today.

The pieing really helped.

How was your kiss with Toni?

It was a good kiss, but it's just a kiss.

Just a challenge. Just a challenge.

After what we said?

What you mean, after what we said?

About our boundaries,

and then you're grabbing her arse in the challenge?

It's really not that deep. It was an accident.

If I just kept it there, two hands, grabbing the batty,

to just me doing that and then moving my hand up...

You didn't put your hand around me, but then you're grabbing her arse.

How do you think that makes me feel?

Yeah, but did I squeeze it?

You're not listening to what I'm saying.

How do you think that makes me feel?

How does it make you feel?

Like shit. Oh, sorry, babe.

That's not good enough. "Oh, sorry, babe."

Yeah, but I don't want you to feel like shit.

That was never my intention. It is a challenge.

You call me, "Oh, yeah, you look good tonight,"

and then you go to a girl, "Oh, yeah, you look unreal."

Yesterday, I said you look sexy but classy.

Yeah, and then you'll go and tell another girl that.

So how am I meant to feel any different?

I've never told anybody in here that they look sexy but classy.

All right, babe.

I definitely feel like mine and Meg's communication

since the beginning to now is definitely so much better,

and next time, the hand placement will be much better.

This is my normal style, though.

I remember seeing you earlier,

I passed you on the stairs the other day. I was, like, "Oh, hello."

I'm not really a dress and heels type of girl.

TEXT ALERT

Someone's got a text.

TONI GROANS

Oh, here we go.

I've got a text.

# To think about the girl you love And hold her tight

# So happy together... #

READS MESSAGE

BOTH: Fucking hell.

Here we go. Here we go.

# Happy together

# So happy together

# So happy together... #

IAIN STIRLING: The Islanders have gathered around the fire pit,

and every last one of them is thinking the same thing -

"if I have to sit here,

"can I at least get a marshmallow on a stick?"

# Every moment... # TEXT ALERT

# There's a new day coming... #

Islanders, tonight there will be a re-coupling

in which the boys will choose

which girl they want to couple up with.

# There's a new day coming... #

TEXT ALERT

Girls, please stand in front of the fire pit.

# New day coming

# There's a new day coming... #

IAIN: First to choose is Tommy.

I'd like to couple up with this girl

because she's beautiful, she's kind, she's caring, she's respectful,

and although we've not had the easiest start,

I'm a heavy on "everything happens for a reason",

and I'm excited to see how things will unfold.

# I'll be your someone

# I'll keep you safe... #

So, the girl I'd like to couple up with is...

Emily.

APPLAUSE

# Take me home... #

WHISPERS: That was so nice.

IAIN: Next to pick is Giorgio.

I would like to couple up with this girl

because this girl has given me attention,

and she has a very calming presence,

and has very much surprised me since coming into the villa.

So, the girl that I would like to couple up with is...

..Yasmin. APPLAUSE

IAIN: It's Harry's turn to choose.

I'd like to couple up with this girl

because I think she brings a side out of me

that not a lot of people ever have done in my life.

She's elegant, she's smart.

The last week has really made my mind up on this girl.

Right now, as it stands, I'm here for her.

# Nothing is meant To hurt this much... #

Today we've hit some choppy waters,

but I like to think tomorrow we can smooth it over

and continue to get to know each other on a deeper level.

So the girl I would like to couple up with is...

..Shakira. APPLAUSE

Shocking. HE CHUCKLES

# Closing the door That doesn't shut

# What if it's us? What if it's us? #

Up next is Dejon.

I would like to couple up with this girl

because my feelings for her are real.

How it's developed in such a short space of time

has never happened to me before,

and even though that's quite a scary feeling,

my heart feels safe with her.

I feel like I can trust her 100%.

No-one can compare to her inside the villa or outside the villa.

She's the only one I wanted from day one

and is still the only one that I want now.

# But you're here now

# And that makes it better Somehow... #

So, the girl I'd like to couple up with is...

my Meg.

Thank you.

# My greatest fear of all Is losing you. #

It's Ben's turn to decide.

# It's time I find My place here... #

So, I've come to this decision based on the fact that my time in here

has been a roller-coaster, to say the least.

I've just got to go with who I think I click with the most,

and every evening, she's dressed up, outfit's always on point,

always looking nice.

So, the girl that I would like to couple up with is Helena.

# This is the place This is the place. #

WHISPERS: I was shitting myself.

Harrison's the next boy to choose.

I would like to couple up with this girl

because I feel like we naturally gravitate to each other.

I think this girl in particular is very, very pretty.

Our chats are filled with laughter,

and I think although she's had a tough few weeks in the villa,

I'm hoping to make her experience a little bit better.

I feel like the last few days have been interesting, to say the least.

Obviously, I feel like we're both still open.

I've been getting to know, obviously,

another girl in the villa as well, but yeah, it's been interesting.

So, the girl that I would like to couple up with is...

Toni.

Conor is the last boy to pick.

# Trying to keep it Just as friends... #

So, the last couple of days in the villa have been a bit crazy for me,

but throughout it all, this girl was someone that I could speak to.

She probably is one of the funniest people I've ever met,

so even if it's not on a romantic level,

the girl I would like to couple up with is Alima.

# You make me wanna think about Falling for a friend

# Even if we don't get further

# I wanna be here in the moment

# Cos I'd really like To get to know you. #

Do you want to go for a chat, Harrison? Yeah.

Right, I'll come and chat to you in a bit. No worries.

All right, see you in a sec. See you.

You all right? Yeah, are you?

No. I had, like... I had a speech in my head for you.

Yeah, what was it gonna say?

It was very similar to what I said to Tone.

But that's what I'm saying, cos obviously...

Hang on. What, you were gonna use the same speech?

No, no, no, just... HE LAUGHS

No, just listen, listen to what I'm saying.

"So, everything I said about Toni, just put your name in front of it."

"The girl I wanna couple up with is..."

No, no.

I planned the speech, and the whole time I was there,

it was obviously about you.

I felt like finally, maybe we'll be able to couple up, but...

for some reason, not.

I was ready for it as well. I was so ready.

So ready to couple up and sleep in a bed with you, but...

fuck's sake.

Maybe I'm just jinxed.

Yeah, maybe you are.

Maybe it's me.

HARRISON GROANS

Come on, then, boys, what's going on?

Yeah, I'm in a pickle, boys.

Oh, are you interested in her?

Nah...

LAUGHTER

No...

Boys, I'll be honest, I stood up there, and that was quite easy.

I wanted to pick Shakira.

But then it's like, "Why do I feel the need to kiss Helena?"

I don't know.

Because you wanted to snog her.

Yeah, I guess I just wanted to snog her, yeah.

This is not good.

What do you mean?

This is just not good.

Why? What's that face for?

If Helena was up there, would you have chosen her?

No, I don't know what I was gonna do.

I was 50-50.

I didn't know what I was gonna do, honestly.

I just think it's hard...

50-50 is crazy.

Yeah, but I just gets hard for me

because yesterday, it was you, you was up here, honestly.

But, obviously, the last 24 hours,

I've obviously felt a type of way because we've not been talking.

We literally had the conversation over there.

It was like we were just finished, it was done.

I don't wanna be done.

I just don't want you to make me look like an idiot.

Can we just be normal?

Can we just laugh again? Can we smile again?

See, I just want to see the cute laugh again, that's all.

That's all I'm asking for.

TONI GROANS

Let's stop talking about bullshit.

Why have you always got something to say?

You suck.

IAIN: Harrison is such a romantic.

"I'm 50-50."

That's just pure poetry.

Reminds me of the Shakespeare line, "To be or not to be...

"I don't know, I'm 50-50."

Right, you lot, off to bed.

He actually said very nice things. Honestly, he smashed it.

Who? Conor.

How good was his speech?

# We'll see stars We'll see stars tonight

# No, Mama, don't get lost on me Tonight, no, no... #

What a night.

Out of the three girls that stood up I had to choose from,

it was only really gonna be Helena.

# Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

# Mama, don't get lost on me Tonight, no, no

# Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

# Mama, don't get lost on me Tonight, no, no

# Ba-da-do-da-dum, ba-da-do-da-dum

# Ooh, ooh, ooh... #

Harrison, how are you feeling, first night in the bedroom?

Buzzing, man, buzzing to be here.

No more FOMO.

Yeah. I've dreamt for times like these.

LAUGHTER

Tommy, you killed your speech.

I'm buzzing, I'm buzzing to be in bed with Emily.

ALL: Night.

# Mama, don't get lost on me tonight

# No workin' all day in the city

# We'll see stars We'll see stars tonight

# No, Mama, don't get lost on me Tonight, no, no

# Ba-da-do-da-dum, ba-da-do-da-dum

# Ooh, ooh, ooh

# Ba-da-do-da-dum, ba-da-do-da-dum

# Ooh, ooh, ooh. #

IAIN STIRLING: OK, I need to have a word.

Last night, two people in that bedroom

were farting like troopers.

Come on - hands up who did it, or nobody gets breakfast.

How are you feeling, Tommy?

He's sleeping. Yeah, no, all good, man.

Sorry, I'm not a morning person. Takes me a bit of time to warm up.

Did I snore? No, but Harrison was snoring.

You snore, mate. You got to get back upstairs.

That was literally the best sleep I've had since being in here.

The Russo effect.

# Mountains and valleys Conversation, every vista... #

Go on, tell her I made her an oat milk caramel thing.

Oh, look at that coffee waiting.

# So let's pass it All around the table

# What can I say... #

That went in my mouth!

What?

Oh, Tom, please put down that. Why?

Because you're just making it harder.

No, this is good.

IAIN: Harry's nothing if not confident.

Shakira's ready to give him a good talking-to,

and he's getting his lips ready for a kiss -

the cheeky little pucker!

Hello, my darling. Are you OK?

Yeah, I'm OK. How are you feeling? After...

Yesterday? After yesterday.

SHE GROANS

Yesterday was long. Yeah.

You're a smart boy,

and you knew that it would make me feel a sort of way,

but you did it anyway.

That's the thing I can't get over right now. OK.

I just can't understand it, like,

I'm trying to piece this puzzle together.

It's like I've got little pieces, but are not seeing the full picture.

What, of me?

You and Helena to kiss each other in a challenge... Mm-hm.

..when you said the door's closed, and she said she's done.

I think there is from her side,

but I'm telling you there's not from mine.

If there was, I would just go back to her.

That would be the easiest thing to do.

I don't know what it is with you.

I don't know whether you just get bored,

or when things go well, you're just like,

"How can I fuck this up?"

Maybe just think about me next time.

I think about you all the time.

Maybe too much.

Toni, you want to go for a little chat?

Let's go, girl.

Toni's booked in busy tonight, and Harrison is loving it.

Wait, what? I don't even know what the chats are about.

Oh, shut up. No, I'm being serious.

Shut up, Harrison. LAUGHTER

Is everyone talking about me?

First, I'm sorry. You're sorry?

I am. I'm a tweaker. SHE LAUGHS

When I'm upset, it comes out as anger.

I wasn't blaming you by any means.

And I shouldn't have said the things that I said.

I just wished I had a heads-up before.

If you guys were getting on that well, I just wish I knew.

Yeah, no, I completely get that. And I think he is just, like,

just telling everybody different things.

And I wish that you and I had talked about it before,

so then maybe we could see eye to eye

and call him out on his bullshit rather than me screaming at you.

Yeah. At this moment in time, I think, like,

Harrison's the only person

I really want to get to know in here.

Me too, girl, me too. SHE LAUGHS

We're in this together!

Shall we pull him?

Shall we? Harrison.

What?

He's gonna shit himself. LAUGHTER

Am I in trouble? Nah, nah, middle's too far.

I think I'll pop myself over there.

What, you need some space? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

He's scared. What you got for me?

We just want to know, like, where your head's at, to be honest.

Where is your head right now?

I think I'm obviously open, still, to getting to know both of you.

I feel like I do like you, and I've told you that,

and obviously I still like you as well.

Well, you can't date us both.

We're not having a threesome. LAUGHTER

No threesome here.

I know, but I feel like it's early days.

I don't think I'm, like, picking someone...

No, but I think that if the three of us

aren't honest with each other, feelings are gonna get hurt,

cos my feelings already were hurt,

so I think we all kind of need to be on the same page here. Yeah.

I like both of you, innit, so... LAUGHTER

What? I...

What? That's just me being honest, though.

Why does he get out of that? I like you both!

I like you both!

IAIN: Tommy and Emily are off to the terrace,

where Islanders traditionally plant kisses,

while Tommy's planted a fern,

a rubber plant, and a beautiful hibiscus.

This is lovely, you know. It's nice up here, innit?

Yeah. Everyone's watching. Oh, no.

Oh. I like the colour brown on you. Do you?

I think that's your colour. Do you think?

Yeah, it suits the old gold theme. We're both gold, though. I know.

You've got your little gold necklace. Do you like it?

Is it meaningful, or is it you just like it?

No, yeah, so, I got this necklace in Sicily,

in a little town called Mussomeli. Ooh! Yeah.

I think that's how you pronounce it. Mum would probably give me a slap.

And then I've got these two charms. They're quite well known in Italy.

This one's called cornicello, which is like a horn. Cornicello.

Everyone thinks it's a chilli. It's not a chilli.

I thought it was a tooth. A what? A tooth.

What's a "toof"? A tooth.

A tooth? A tooth, yeah.

A "toof"? Is that how you say it? Wow.

You never say tooth or teeth? Tooth, no, I don't say that.

You just say your "toofs"? Tooth.

That's mad. Or my teeth.

Oh, yes, you do say it as well.

And then this one... this one here is a hand.

And that means the same thing. They both mean good luck things.

How you feeling, though, with everything?

Honestly, like, since, obviously, we've coupled up and stuff,

I feel like for the first time, I feel just at ease.

It's nice sharing a bed and stuff. I know, a nice little cuddle.

It's nice to know as well because, obviously, we were friends first,

that I can see, like, a romantic connection with you also

sort of thing which is nice.

We've never had a kiss outside of a challenge.

We haven't, no.

Maybe now's the perfect time. Go on, give me a kiss.

Sorry, I had to do that. You sitting here looking all fit, I had to.

Had to take you to the terrace. I couldn't wait much longer.

It's nice now.

Harrison likes cabin crew Helena and Las Vegas cabana server Toni.

They're very similar.

One will serve you a drink after you've flown over 35,000 feet.

The other will serve you a drink after you've blown over $35,000.

You're scared, aren't you? No, I'm not scared.

I just wanna share a bed. Same. Can you do this?

HE SIGHS

Listen, when we share a bed together finally, yeah, you have to do this.

What, all night? Yeah, all night.

Actually, no, just until I'm asleep,

and then you're good to go, you can stop.

Erm, what else did Toni say? She was really chilled, to be fair.

She just, like... She apologised and said, like, she just felt hurt,

and she felt like she hadn't been given a heads up

in the situation at all. Yeah.

I feel like she tried to make me choose over there,

do you know what I mean?

Did you get that sort of vibe? Yeah. I think she was.

Can we hug or not?

The chat with Helena was something else, honestly.

Sexual chemistry was through the roof, let's put it that way.

TEXT ALERT, GASPS

I've got a text!

Oi, oi!

READS ALOUD:

Oh, God.

CONTINUES READING

SCREAMS

Harry, challenge! CHEERING

The guys are in for a treat.

I'm so excited to see you.

Do you know what, I feel like everything in my life

has come down to this moment right here,

the heartrate challenge.

I reckon we're gonna smash it, girls.

I think we've all just got to go all in.

But at the end of the day,

we're gonna have boys fucking grinding on us.

Oh, that was cold, H! You've got that, you've got that.

No kissing Harry today, Helena. Don't worry. I won't kiss Harry.

Yeah, Helena, keep those fucking lips to yourself.

Oh, it's gonna be fucking electric, boys.

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IAIN: Its Heart Rate Challenge time. The rules are simple.

The Islanders each do a sexy dance,

and we measure who gets whose heart racing fastest.

My heart's going already. Mate, same. Oi...

HARRY INHALES DEEPLY Yeah, have to control the breathing.

ALL CHEER

WHOOPING

LAUGHS Party time.

Go on, Tone!

Wow! Let's do it!

Whoo! Go on, Tone! Argh!

# You keep ta... talkin'

# But not much comin' Out your mouth... #

LAUGHTER Whoo!

# Can't you tell that I want you? I say, "Yeah." #

Argh!

# I would want myself Baby, please believe... #

Oh, my days. Yay, Toni, go on!

# Just to know me, yeah, yeah

# So sure of yourself... #

I think I might... LAUGHTER

Yes, Tone! Go on, Tone!

Ohh!

Aw!

Whoo!

HE TRILLS LIPS

# I would want myself... #

Oh, my God.

# I'll put you through hell Just to know me, yeah, yeah

# So sure of yourself

# Baby, don't get greedy... #

Yeah! Go on, Tommy, boy!

Coming back for another good feel? I know!

Clean up your act. HARRISON LAUGHS

I had to give Harrison a kiss cos he's been kissing other women,

so I had to let him know what he's been missing out on.

Whoo! Come on, that was fire.

Oh, my God.

We did a couple of neck licks, a little motor boat.

I guess I'm a natural.

Whoo! CLAPPING

# It time for me to take it

# I'm the boss right now

# I'm not gonna take it Not when you go down

# Cos this is my game... # Whoo!

# And you better come to play... #

Turn around and stand up. SHE GIGGLES

# I used to hold my freak back... #

CHEERING

# I make my own choice... #

Oh, Tommy boy!

# So leave the lights on... # LAUGHTER

Go on, Meg!

Put it on him!

I don't know why I thought I'd lick Tommy.

He's just an easy target.

Whoo!

# So you say I am complicated... #

Come on, Meg!

Here we go! Here we go!

# You had to me underrated Rated... #

ALL EXCLAIM

ALL CLAP

I want to have a go again with just me and her.

LAUGHTER In the Hideaway.

# I only through this party For you... #

Whoo-hoo-hoo! Oh, my God.

# For you, for you... #

Go on, girl!

# I was hoping You would come through

# It's true, it's true

# I'm about to party on you

# Watch me, watch me Party on you... #

Oh, my God.

# Yeah

# One thousand pink balloons

# DJ with your favourite tunes Birthday cake in August... #

Oh.

# But you were born 19th of June Champagne pourin' in your mouth... #

Oh, my days.

Tommy said, "Oh, my days!"

T's overwhelmed.

She looks fit!

You're last. I'm last?

Hey! Argh!

# I threw the party Just for you... #

She's done it more than me!

Are you ready?

# I only through this party For you... #

Stop!

# For you

# I was hoping You would come through

# I was hoping You would come through... #

Oh, boy.

Oh, my God.

I only through this party for you

# Only through this party for you For you, for you... #

Whoo!

Harrison was gonna be last, but that doesn't mean that,

you know, I was not gonna go all in.

I just wanted to save the best for last, but it was good.

I loved it!

I can... Honestly, I can go and do that again.

# Watch me Watch me party on you Yeah. #

APPLAUSE, WHOOPING

Oh, my good God.

All the boys are speechless, man. No-one was talking.

Everyone was just staring.

# So, baby, come light me up... # Who's that? Em?

# A little bit dangerous... #

Hello, boys. Go on, Em!

Start off with Tommy, boy.

No, I'll come back to you. Come back to me, yeah?

# I'm so into you, into you Into you

# Got everyone watchin' us

# So, baby Let's keep it secret... #

Your loss.

Oh. Hello!

# A little less conversation And a little more touch my body... #

What do I want to do to you, then, boy?

What you want to do to me? You can do anything you want.

# So, baby, come light me up

# And maybe I'll let you on it

# A little bit dangerous

# But, baby, that's how I want it

# A little less conversation And a little more touch my body

# Cos I'm so into you, into you Into you... #

Nice, Em!

He's like a fucking kid in a candy store.

Yes, Em. Come on, Em. Come on, Em!

Whoo, go on, T!

Here we go.

Get on the floor. On the floor?

Yes, T!

# Tell me what you came here For... #

CHEERING

Well done, Em.

Oh, my God.

Whoo!

Smashed it.

Unbelievable.

Oh, I loved that.

Everyone thinks I'm the nice girl,

but I think that was pretty good, you know, I'm not gonna lie.

Let's go.

# I put a spell on you... #

Let's go, Shakira. Yeah, Shakira!

Go on, girl.

# Because you're mine... #

Oh, my good God.

Fucking hell. She's going for it.

She's biting ears, the lot.

She not going to do anything with Ben.

She will, she will.

She'll give him a tease of what he had.

# And I don't care If you don't want me... #

She'll be back, she'll be back.

I hope so.

Look at Tommy's face!

# Because you're mine... #

Harrison's having the time of his fucking life.

Oh, my God, mate.

# You know I can't stand it You're running around... #

Yes, Shakira!

Jesus!

# I can't stand it Cos you put me down... #

It's not often that Harry doesn't have much to say,

and he was speechless, so that may be a good sign.

Fucking hell.

# Because you're mi-i-i-ine

# Yeah... #

Gordon Bennett.

What a fucking time to be alive.

APPLAUSE

Come on, Hel.

WHOOPING

Ooh! I like it.

Nice, H.

# Say you can't sleep, baby, I know That's that me espresso

# Move it up, down, left, right, oh Switch it up like Nintendo

# Say you can't sleep, baby I know... #

That does ya. That does ya. That does you.

Nice, Helena.

I'm joking. I wouldn't do that to you.

Go on, Hel.

Oof!

LAUGHTER

Go on, H!

Oh, she's saving Harry till last.

Argh!

This is a joke, by the way. This is a joke.

CHEERING

Go on, my girl.

I sucked Harry's finger and I whispered something in his ear,

but I can't actually repeat what I whispered.

I've got to whisper it to you, but pass it on.

What, to you? Yeah, pass it on.

# That's that me, espresso... #

CHEERING

Oh...

Oh, my God.

Come on, Yas.

Go on, Yas!

Put that posture on them, girl.

# I like my coffee With two sugars in it

# High heels And my jewellery dripping

# Drink and I get all fired up... #

The posture's still a joke.

Conor can't take no more.

Jesus Christ.

# I can tell you're shy And I think you're so sweet

# Spending every night Under covers... #

Go on, Yas!

Gio is buzzing.

That outfit is outrageous.

# Woman like me Like a woman like me... #

Yas is killing it.

# Woman like me Like a woman like me

# Woman like me Like a woman like me... #

You don't know what to do.

Mate, I got a bite on my neck?

Yeah, she bit me as well. She bit me hard.

# You got them blue jeans With a rip up in them

# My hair with your fingers In it... #

Going to town on that ear, boy.

She's eating Tommy alive.

# 'Yonce with a little bit of Love Drunk in the middle with it

# Get down To our favourite song... #

That is cheeky, that.

I can't watch. I can't watch. I can't watch.

# Woman like me Like a woman like me

# Like a woman like me... #

Oh, fucking hell.

# Woman like me Like a woman like me

# Like a woman like me... #

CHEERING

Go on, Yas!

I think you could tell by all my lipstick coming off

that I clearly had fun.

Fair fucking play.

How's the neck feeling after that?

She was biting me hard.

Yas bit my ear so hard, it fucking hurt.

That was good for me.

IAIN STIRLING: It's time for the boys

to do their sexy dancing,

or as I'm calling it after seeing a sneak peek...

dancing.

I'm too fucking excited for this.

What's going on?

THEY SQUEAL

HE LAUGHS

THEY SQUEAL

THEY SQUEAL

I'm dead.

# My head is ready to explode... #

Go on, girls.

THEY SQUEAL

Go on, buddy boy.

# Shut up and drive

# Shut up and drive

# Baby, you got the keys

# Now, shut up and drive

# Shut up and drive

# Shut up and drive

# Shut up and drive... #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

You know, I got into it a little bit to much.

Hopefully them girls' heart rates have been raised.

That was good.

I can't lie, his was good.

CHEERING

WHOOPING

Oh!

Take these off for me, please.

Conor!

THEY SQUEAL

THEY SQUEAL

Get down for me, please.

THEY SQUEAL

Oh, my God. Why does he move better than me?

THEY SQUEAL

THEY SQUEAL

That's fucking fit.

SQUEALING AND APPLAUSE

You smashed that.

I had a plan, and it just sort of went out of the window.

Once I got the hips moving, yeah, the brain stops working.

He would be an unbelievable shag, Wouldn't he?

You're lucky you're not last,

because you get to see all the other boys.

THEY SQUEAL

# I know you want me

# You know I want you

# I know you want me... #

Go on, Tommy boy!

THEY SQUEAL

That was hot.

HE LAUGHS

What am I gonna do with you?

You can do a lot to me.

THEY SQUEAL

Whay!

THEY SQUEAL

LAUGHTER

THEY SQUEAL

Get nice and greasy.

LAUGHTER

What can I do? I'll give you another...

Snogging my ear.

Dude, finish it.

Just a little spin.

CHEERING AND WHOOPING

There you go, sweetheart.

Give me a kiss. Enjoy.

He actually pulled that out of the bag.

I wanna turn stripper.

Maybe it's a new career path, or maybe a stripper-gardener.

I don't know. HE LAUGHS

Oh. Who's this?

Harrison! CHEERING

THEY SQUEAL

# Yeah, we got it going on Got it going on

# Girl, we got it going on

# Yeah, we got it going on Got it going on... #

THEY SQUEAL

You're so oily. Ah!

Straight after Toni, yeah? On the floor, the floor, the floor.

ALL CHEER

Go on, H! Oh, God.

ALIMA LAUGHS

# You know it, you know it... #

Come on, then. Come on, then. CHEERING

CHEERING

MUSIC: 'Get Low' by Lil Jon & The East Side Boyz

CHEERING Go on, Gio!

Go on, Gio, boy!

# Get low, get low Get low, get low

# Get low, get low To the window, to the wall... #

I'm scared.

# Till the sweat drop down and fall

# Till all these females crawl... #

CHEERING

Don't come near me!

LAUGHTER

I'd be fuming if he did that to me. No, I'm actually fuming.

Don't get it on me, don't get it on me, don't get it on me.

Ooh, go on, Yas!

ALL SQUEAL

Well done, G! CHEERING

MUSIC: 'Talk Dirty' by Jason Derulo

Is it D? Go on, H!

Come on, H! Go on, H!

# I'm that flight that you get on International

# First class seat on my lap Girl... #

ALL SQUEAL

# Cos I know what da girl dem need New York to Haiti

# I got lipstick stamps On my passport

# You make it hard to leave... # Stay there, stay there

# Don't speak the language

# But your booty Don't need explaining... #

# When you talk dirty to me... #

CHEERING

# Talk dirty to me

# Talk dirty to me

# Talk dirty to me... #

CHEERING Well done, H.

Well done, H!

CHEERING

Oh! That was the time of my life. I feel like I was meant to be there.

I tell you what, honestly, if I could do that again,

I'd do it again right now.

MUSIC: 'Pillowtalk' by Zayn

Oh, no, he's got...

# Climb on board... #

Yes, D! Go on, D! Oh, no!

# And high tempo... #

He's proper going for it.

# I'm seeing the pain Seeing the pleasure

# Nobody but you, body but me Body but us, bodies together... #

Oiii! Dejon! Yeah, D!

# So we'll - off the neighbours... # Fucking Helena's awkward.

Give it a slap. Go on, then.

Give it a slap. Go on!

CHEERING

Oh, my God, stop.

# Place that is so pure So dirty and raw... #

CHEERING

# Bed all day, bed all day Loving and fighting on

# It's our paradise And it's our war zone

# It's our paradise... #

Is this legal? LAUGHTER

Fucking hell! CHEERING

Nice, D! Nice, D!

All of the girls I definitely had my fun with,

but my Meg always has the top spot,

so I had to definitely make sure that she felt special

and, you know, had my way with her a little bit.

TEXT ALERT

IAIN: The heart rate monitors have been measured.

They had a look at mine, and they told me

I have to make drastic changes to my lifestyle immediately.

Meg, the scores, please.

The results of the heart rate challenge are...

# Why don't you look At all the clues?

# You'll see I'm more than hundred proof... #

TEXT ALERT

Ben's heart rate was raised the most by Alima.

Harrison's heart rate was raised the most by Toni.

As he should.

Conor's heart rate was raised the most by Toni.

ALL: Ooh! Go on, Tone!

Keep it up, keep it up. LAUGHTER

Giorgio's heart rate was raised the most by Yasmin.

ALL: Ooh!

Dejon's heart rate was raised the most by Yasmin.

# Play to win, play to win Play to win... #

Tommy's heart rate was raised the most by Toni.

Tone's cleaning up. Nice, Tone.

Nice, Tone. Toni, what was you doing?

Cos she was first, I just weren't expecting the whole thing.

Yeah, good one, T, yeah! Yeah, good one, T!

Don't worry, D's got no excuse.

Huh? You've got no excuse, Yasmin was last.

Yeah, she was biting my neck, my neck was sore. It was a joke.

It's just a game.

Harry's heart rate was raised the most by Helena.

# I play to win, play to win Play to win, play to win... #

# I play, I play, I play to win. #

TEXT ALERT

# The moon comes out And I crash down... #

Alima's heart rate was raised the most by Harrison.

ALL: Ooh!

Did he pick you up? No.

Oh! He barely touched me.

Shakira's heart rate was raised the most by Harrison.

Ooh. Oh.

That was crazy work. It was the shock factor.

Cheers, girl.

Toni's heart rate was raised the most by Conor.

# I'm on the edge, looking down... #

Did she raise your heart the most as well? Yeah.

What are you, a fucking detective? That was cheeky.

Yasmin's heart rate was raised the most by Ben.

Ben? Got one under my belt.

That's fucking brilliant. He was the first one, to be fair.

Just take everything away from it. No, yours was good.

Emily's heart rate was raised the most by Tommy.

Yay!

I feel bad now, but...

Meg's heart rate was raised the most by Tommy.

LAUGHTER, CHEERING

Oh, my God.

Helena's heart rate was raised the most by Harry.

SPARSE APPLAUSE

# The girl is poison. #

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