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IAIN STIRLING: Previously on Love Island...

Who have your best chats been with?

That's definitely been you. Yeah!

Options were explored...

# I lose control... #

They asked me who my favourite chats have been with so far.

What, and you said me? Yeah. Yeah, I rate that.

I was actually kind of buzzing there, you pulling me.

Were you? Yeah, obviously.

# I'm falling apart right In front of you, can't you see? #

And the game...

Snog the Islander you would be with if you wasn't in your couple now.

..put the cat amongst the pigeons.

Truth. How do you genuinely feel about Conor?

There's unfinished business, as you would say.

He says the best chats are with me. Yeah, the best chats.

Put someone in your most favourite sex position

who you think is the best in bed.

If he carries on, he'll never find out how I am in bed.

CHEERING

This isn't flippin' Wife Swap, bro.

I can see a sexual side with Conor. I'm like... Yeah. Yeah.

"Gather round the fire pit immediately."

# Baby, you got the best of me. #

Tonight...

HELENA: I'm fed up of feeling like this in here.

Fallouts...

...and the twists keep coming.

# You are my fire

# The one desire... #

IAIN: The Islanders are heading to the fire pit for the re-coupling.

This time around, the girls will be doing the picking.

I've had a really hard time getting to know people

and getting people to give me a chance.

Things have turned up recently, so hopefully third time's the charm.

When I was first meeting this person,

it was basically a blind date, but there were so many odd coincidences

between the two of us, and I think things are getting along swimmingly.

# Ain't nothing but a heartache... #

So the boy I would like to couple up with is...

# Ain't nothing but a mistake... #

..Harrison.

# I never wanna hear you say

# I want it that way... #

# I want it that way. #

# I see the light... #

IAIN: Next to choose is Meg.

# In your eyes... #

The past couple of days in this villa have been quite hard for me.

Emotions have been quite high.

We've had our ups and downs, but a lot of the time,

we're growing and learning new things about each other.

We've started to set boundaries to what we both want in a relationship

and when we're open. He cares for me a lot.

I have his back, he's got mine. And, yeah, he's just amazing.

# Our souls are intertwined... #

So the boy I would like to couple up with is...

Dejon.

# I get to love you... #

Such a shock!

# Close, forever and always... #

# I'm made to love you. #

IAIN: It's Shakira's turn to choose.

# I've been here before... #

My journey in the villa so far has been a bit of a roller-coaster.

Even the last couple of days,

it feels like everything's been turned upside down.

I feel like I'm back to square one, and it's not a bad place to be.

As much as this boy absolutely boils my blood,

he's hilarious, witty, charming and funny.

And he's not bad-looking.

# From the ashes... #

So the boy I would like to couple up with is...

# So light your matches... #

..Harry.

# From the ashes

# From the ashes. #

# Don't ask me What you know is true... #

IAIN: Next up, it's Yasmin.

My romantic journey so far has kind of been all over the shop.

I think, although it's early days,

when I have conversations with this person, I feel like he just gets me.

I came here to explore romantic connections,

and I think I am really looking forward to exploring this one.

So the boy I would like to couple up with is...

# I, I, I I was standing... #

..Ben.

APPLAUSE # You were there

# Two worlds collided

# And they could never tear us apart

# I... #

# They could never tear us apart. #

IAIN: The next girl to choose is Alima.

# Met her late in the summer... #

Ever since this guy has walked into the villa,

my Love Island experience has changed for the better.

He makes me feel giddy, and I just feel so shy around him sometimes,

which is a good sign.

Every time I'm around him, I find myself getting, like, touchy-feely,

and I never usually get like that.

You know, it's just good to be around him.

So the boy I would like to couple up with is...

# Ooh, ooh... #

..Remell.

APPLAUSE

You smashed that. Great speech.

That was good. Brilliant.

# You fell right out the sky Right out the blue

# Blue, oh. #

IAIN: Megan is the next to pick.

# You've been on the ledge But no-one knows you're lost... #

The last few days in the villa have been surprising for me,

to say the least. Old things have come to surface.

As of recently, it's come up

that chats were wanting to be continued to be had.

The particular boy that I would like to couple up with

has been nothing but understanding.

I love how open and honest we are with each other

but still being very respectful, which is amazing.

# I'll stay with you Stay by your side... #

No matter what I've thrown at him, he's taken it on the chin,

and he's genuinely wanted to do better by me and for me each day,

which is a quality that I absolutely adore about him.

# I-I-I I think you're wonderful... #

So the boy I would like to couple up with is...

..Tommy.

APPLAUSE

# If you could only see you Through my eyes... #

Love 'em.

# And know that I will stay with you

# Stay with you, oh... #

Big smile on my face.

# I think you're wonderful So wonderful tonight. #

IAIN: It's Helena's turn to make a decision.

# I'm not the type To give up so easily... #

I think the last few days for me have been a bit of a car crash.

Something that I thought was a genuine connection obviously wasn't.

But I guess not everyone has the same heart as you do.

So, going forward, I think that this decision's easier with this guy,

because he is a respectful man.

I think this guy in particular has got a lot more to give.

I don't think I've seen his full potential yet.

So I'm looking forward to getting to know him properly.

So the boy that I would like to couple up with is...

# Just want someone To put me first and... #

..Shea.

APPLAUSE # I wanna know how love works

# Someone just tell me It's fine... #

You little cutie.

# I wanna know how love works. #

IAIN: And the last girl to choose is Emily.

# I heard that you fell in love

# You're a memory... #

Obviously, the last 24 hours hasn't been easy for me.

As a couple, we've sort of gone through a few obstacles.

# I'd spend forever So lost in your eyes... #

But at the end of it, we've communicated with each other

and had respect for each other.

And obviously he's a very handsome boy also.

# It's all you

# You got a power That's larger than life... #

So the boy I would like to couple up with is...

Conor.

APPLAUSE

# You got a power That's larger than life

# Bright as the stars And as big as the sky

# Everything's changed

# Cos now you're with her I know that you'll say

# It's all you Oh, it's you. #

IAIN: So, Emily chose Conor.

Well, I say "chose",

the options were Conor or one of the camera crew,

and trust me, that lot are horrendous-looking.

Like, so ugly.

Oh, camera guys, are we still on for that beer later?

Ah, should we just go sit up there? Mm.

Oh, sorry.

I feel like it's going on and on and on. We haven't once...

I feel like I haven't once been able to, like, let you speak.

I know I don't stop yapping,

but you know, just letting you kind of chat,

I feel like I just keep talking at you. Mm.

And I don't mean to do that.

I just wanna get it all done sort of thing within the conversation,

so then we can just sort of move on from it

and just focus on actually enjoying each other's company and just...

Yeah. I'm still kind of confused as to what you wanna do,

because you came to me, and you said you wanna take a step back today.

I just wanna know where your head is at, because I feel like

your words say one thing, and your actions say another.

You keep saying, like, "You are my priority. You are this."

But one thing I'll always want from you is reassurance.

I'm still figuring out where my head is at,

cos I'm obviously getting to know two people,

and obviously, initially, when you first came in,

it's like, all guns blazing because I just sort of dropped everything

and did that, so we were both on the same wavelength. Yeah.

And it's not like I want it to just be like, you flirt with other guys

just to see if I react. That's not it. No.

But it's a natural thing where... you've sort of been a bit tested

when I've obviously been talking to Megan. Yeah.

I haven't been tested like that, so that's obviously...

You wanna fight for what you want.

I do like you the most in this villa,

but at the end of the day, we've been in a couple for a week.

This is now the time where we should be sort of at our best

and sort of developing and still getting to know each other,

and then I feel like I should be the priority,

but I'm not feeling like the priority.

I feel like what the best thing to do is

to take a step back from each other and...

to just really see how that works, because, obviously...

what we're doing isn't working.

I think you're gonna feel worse if I don't...

if it just keeps carrying on the way it's going.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I mean?

Mm-hm. No, and I appreciate that. Don't worry.

You haven't hurt my feelings. I'm all good.

This is what we need to do.

I'm just taking a step back from the situation now cos there's only

so many times you can tell someone without them just not understanding.

I'm gonna spend a lot more time with other people now

and have some one-on-one conversations.

I'm better off putting my energy where it's appreciated,

to be honest.

IAIN: If you loved tonight's re-coupling speeches,

tune in to The Best Of The Re-coupling Speeches:

a bumper 90-minute special.

Also coming up, there's The Best Of Iain Stirling's Links:

a bumper nine-second special.

I'm happy, though, with your speech. It was good.

It was nice words to hear.

Can you just run me through the speech, actually?

I blacked out.

Oh, really? You can't even remember what you said?

It was... What you said was more, like, nice things from within me,

you know what I'm saying? Yes.

Looks are only surface-level, buddy.

Yeah, and I actually appreciate that a lot more, to be fair.

But you're still open, aren't you?

We are open. We coupled up today. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, exactly.

How do you feel about when I go on chats, though?

Do what you want. You are the Bombshell.

It would be doing you an injustice

if I didn't let you go talk to everyone in here. Yeah.

Pleasantly surprised that you picked me.

I'm buzzing. THEY LAUGH

They were very nice words. LAUGHING: Were they?

Yeah, I hope I get to do a speech about you at some point.

Were they nice words? Maybe I've just heard...

Selective hearing. I've got selective hearing as well.

You know how to pick 'em, don't you? THEY LAUGH

I'm quite excited to be back in a bed with you tonight,

I'll be honest. I know.

The unfinished business is getting finished now with Shakira.

She is everything that I would look for in a woman, honestly,

so I'm very excited to explore this once again.

Harry, can we have a quick chat? Yeah, sure.

All right, babe, I'll see you in a sec.

Has she pulled H? Is that what just happened?

I think so.

All right?

Er, yeah, I'm all right. How are you doing?

Yeah, good. I just thought I would just speak to you because,

obviously, I know that we said yesterday

that we'll be friends and stuff,

but I can't be your mate in here, mate. Yeah, that's fine. I get that.

You've not even apologised to me for anything that you've done.

I'm sorry.

I just can't really make sense of this whole situation.

You've not even tried to fight for it.

You've then just gone straight on to Shakira... Mm-hm.

..and telling Shakira you're gonna change your behaviour,

but never even had thought to do that for me once.

I thought it was too good. What do you mean, "too good"?

I mean, I've done it in the past, where I've self-sabotaged

because I just think it's too good to be true.

I'm 30 years old. I get it. I'm not making any excuses here.

Like, I'm not... All I've ever seen is things with an expiry,

and it felt too good with you.

You've got to snap out of that habit, Harry,

otherwise you're never gonna get anywhere.

It doesn't happen that often

because I never get into anything that's that good.

But it was just, like, obviously, with us, like... instant.

I just didn't have to force anything, and you make me laugh.

And I could see it, and then I just...

Well, it's done now, isn't it? Can't go back on it.

No, I know, but I did wanna have this conversation with you.

I didn't feel like last night was the right time.

I don't how you just jump from person to person so quickly.

I feel like, yeah, I said I was done yesterday,

but I kind of didn't expect us to just be finished

by me saying that I'm done.

I thought we were gonna have some kind of conversation about it,

because that - to me - just looks like you never cared,

that you could just walk away from it

and be like, "Oh, she says she's done.

"That's it. Not gonna bother fighting for her,

"not gonna explain myself, not gonna apologise."

I just think it was still too fresh. That's what I was getting from you.

Of course, I wanna say all these things to you,

but I just didn't think it was the right time.

Yeah, I just can't really be around you right now.

I am sorry. I am.

And I know that doesn't mean a lot to you right now, but...

I just... I can't be your mate in here.

I understand that, and I respect that.

Sorry. I am sorry. It's OK.

It's OK. I'll leave it there.

# Lonely in my room The writing's on the wall. #

# Somebody save me... #

IAIN: After Helena's chat with Harry,

she's talking things through with Meg and Megan.

HELENA: I'm fucking fed up of feeling like this in here.

SHE SNIFFLES

Erm... I said, "You haven't even apologised to me.

"You're not my friend because there's been a whole day now

"and you've not even tried to speak to me.

"All you've done is go straight to Shakira

"and say you're gonna change for her and all this shit."

I was like, "I never even got that."

Yeah. And he just said, like, he thinks I'm too good for him.

He doesn't deserve you. And you know that.

We don't have to tell you that.

He has no remorse for the situation whatsoever. No respect.

He's a cold-hearted prick.

If I could have it my way, you and Helena would be together.

Like, you two get along.

I can clearly see there's a connection between you two.

Yeah, but... What matters is what you want, innit?

Yeah. Are you happy with what you got?

Yeah, I think so, mate. It's just more, like...

like, we just have nothing, do you know what I mean?

Yeah, man. It's just like...

Like, we're good, and then it's like she just can't even be around me.

It's just weird, man.

And it's all me, mate. Just, like, self-sabotage.

Like, cos it was too good.

Can't do anything to make it better because it'll never be the same now,

after the way I've acted, do you know what I mean?

I guarantee you he'll come wriggling back,

and then you're gonna be in a better situation,

that you can tell him to fuck off cos he's not in a fucking position

to be treating you like this.

He's had one too many fucking chances.

The best thing he had was you.

I'm gonna just have to pray tonight and just hope that somehow,

there's a miracle, and you two can get back together.

But there ain't no me and Helena now, geez.

Is there not? There's none of that now anyway.

No, for now. Like, I can't go into it thinking,

"Oh, it's gonna work out with Helena in a while."

Just, you can't live like that. No, you can't live like that.

I've just got to forget about it for now.

IAIN: In the re-coupling, Shakira picked Harry,

who has promised to change. Harry's great at change.

He changed Shakira for Helena, briefly changed Helena for Yasmin,

changed back to Helena, then changed back to Shakira again.

Hey, honeys. Hello. Hello. Hey, girly.

We can have a proper debrief!

Ah, what a day. I see you.

How are we all feeling? I know you were shitting yourself.

At least Ben knew. Yeah.

It's not like you blindsided him in a re-coupling and then chose Harry.

Yeah. I feel like with Harry, he's so secure in himself... Yeah.

..that he'll just be like, crack on. Harry just gets it.

That's what I always liked about him, he just gets it.

You don't have to over-explain yourself. No.

I know some people are like, why would anyone go for Harry?

But he IS charming. Yeah. He's so charming.

He's fun to be around. And we actually have the best conversation.

When me and Harry speak, it's not always pissing about.

There is depth to it.

It'll be sort of interesting to see how he behaves, though. Mm.

I think we were right all along.

I don't think me and her need to have a chat.

I don't think that's necessary. No, I agree.

If she wants to talk, we can talk.

But I don't think I've done anything wrong.

No, you haven't. You haven't.

She did it first! She did!

And I was very, very calm about it. That is true. And was fine.

IAIN: Dejon and Meg are headed for the terrace.

That's totally fine, guys, but keep the noise down, yeah?

My pet bluebottle Billy's trying to have a little kip on the sofa.

Thanks, babes.

Back to our favourite place, innit, babe? Look at everyone.

Don't make a scene. This is our little fave place, innit?

Our fave spot. Yeah, it's a good spot, isn't it?

Did you like my speech? Yeah, I really liked it.

Good. I feel like your words were really nice.

I kind of like, as well, how it was just so off-the-cuff.

It was just from the heart.

We definitely come out the other side stronger. Definitely.

Feel like we were strong before, and then it was bumpy,

and now we're, like, much, much stronger.

But with us, like, we care about each other. We can do anything.

Yes. Good. Love that.

You happy? Yeah. Very happy.

Out of ten? Ten. Ten out of ten?

Ten out of ten. Until you fuck it up.

Yeah. Happy with that.

Did you say until I fuck it up? Yeah.

HE LAUGHS No, we're not. We're good.

We're good, we're good, we're good. Still get to share the same bed.

Aren't you a lucky girl? Aren't you a lucky man?

A very lucky man.

# Summer days were oh-so bright... #

IAIN: I am so glad Toni wound up with Harrison.

I've got another uncle Harrison who provides the lion sound

at the start of MGM movies. Good old Harrison Roared.

# But I swear you said That you'd never leave my side... #

Tone, you're no longer single. THEY CHEER

Well needed, girl. For real.

You still gonna get to know Helena? Yeah, mate.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Think so. # Wish when I was younger

# I hadn't put All of my faith into you... #

How you feeling, H?

Yeah, just hit home, mate, the chat with Helena, to be honest with you.

Think just the fact of, like, fully losing her,

even as a friend, is the biggest thing.

# Cos my first heartbreak Looks a little bit like me... #

If you told me, the day I walked into this villa,

that right now I'd be coupled up with Ben,

I honestly wouldn't believe you at all.

You gonna give her a little cuddle tonight?

I'll give her little cuddle.

# I can't hide it It's bitter and it's sweet

# My first heartbreak... # In a bit.

Night, Tone. Night, night, night, night.

# Little bit like me... #

Good night!

Night, Ds, love you. Love you too. Good night.

# My first heartbreak He left me at 13

# But I have grown And just know I'll never leave. #

# We were looking for That weekend love... #

IAIN STIRLING: It's the morning after Emily's break-up with Conor.

Poor Emily dreamt of kissing Conor on the platform of

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrob wllllantysiliogogogoch.

Now just hearing

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrob wllllantysiliogogogoch is painful.

Well, try bloody saying it.

I thought Ben was gonna sleep-talk, but he didn't.

He was sleep-talking. I don't.

Was he? I didn't hear it. Yeah, he was. No, I don't.

And he started giggling, and he was going...

SHAKIRA GIGGLES WEARILY, BEN CHUCKLES

I slept so much better... in the big bed. Really?

Megan, tell me how you're feeling. Good.

We ain't moved since day one, in this bed. Yeah.

ALL: Morning.

It's like when your parents get divorced,

and your mum brings around her new boyfriend.

SHAKIRA LAUGHS

# So, if I second-guess your motive I just want your time devoted before

# Before... # Do you know how to crack an egg?

I'm gonna give it a try. First time, bro.

Toni, I bet you woke up in a good mood today.

I did, actually. Any kissy-wissies?

Little bit. GIRLS: Ooh!

Jeez!

Is she all right? Mm... Yeah.

Is she more upset about what happened with us

or that she has to share a bed with Shea?

You know the answer to that.

Wanted to make you breakfast cos, obviously, I wanted to show you

I appreciated your speech last night.

Thank you. It was really cute.

IAIN: Last night, Yasmin coupled up with cabbie Ben,

and she's been waiting ages for their first proper chat.

He said he was two minutes away ten bloody minutes ago.

These cabbies! Let's go over here.

Where do you wanna go? Let's go over here.

OK. May as well.

This is so hot today. This is so hot.

Should we go here? Oh, go on, then.

Have you put sun cream on? Yeah.

Do you wanna put some sun cream on for me? I burn really easily.

You can put it on my chest, if you want.

I'll put it on your back.

Not on my chest? Do you want a massage?

Yeah, but can you not do it on...? Do you want me to put it on both?

Yeah, go on, then. Are you gonna give me a massage?

Ooh, it's hot! Fucking hell. Go on, give me a massage.

Have you got the angles going yet, though? Lovely. Yeah.

Do you know what, I actually like the fact that you're muscly

cos I couldn't be with a guy who was not, if you know what I mean?

I'll take that from you. Yeah, that's...

Yeah, just do your thing. Yes! Go on, dig...

Does that feel nice? Yeah, go proper deep with it, though.

I know. I can only do so much, though.

No, but go for it. Go deep. I'm, like, trying, but...

Think about how deep you like it to go, and go that on my back.

I was gonna say, it's your job to go deep, not mine. Yeah, yeah.

I'm just talking off experience, what I think works best.

How you feeling? New couple. So random, isn't it?

Obviously, yeah, picked me for the re-coupling yesterday. Yeah.

Speech was cute. It was cute.

You done your thing. Came from the heart.

It did come from the heart. I felt it.

That was so off-the-cuff. I feel so grateful you picked me.

Live, love... What's it called? Live, laugh, live. What's it...?

Live, laugh, love. Live... Live, laugh, love.

That's the one. That's the badger. SHE LAUGHS

You're so inspirational, Ben (!) Has anyone ever told you that?

Have I got a way with words? I was being sarcastic, but sure.

I feel like I've drawn you in with my words, so... Mm...

Maybe you have, a little bit. I feel like...

Cos you've got good banter, to be fair.

I feel like, sometimes, I don't even have to say stuff with my words.

I feel like it's just my... demeanour.

What does that mean? What does "demeanour" mean? Hm?

I've heard it... It's one of them words,

I've heard it been chucked out a lot,

but what's the actual definition of "demeanour"?

Like, the way you carry yourself? I think it's, like...

Yeah. Exactly. Exactly. Is it? Yeah.

Demeanour. I'm gonna start using that word. Demeanour.

IAIN: Cabin crew Helena had a pretty tough night,

so Dejon wants to check in with her.

You're a bit early, mate.

Check-in doesn't open until two hours before departure.

HELENA: Hello, princess. How you doing?

Good. How are you? Yeah, good. How you feeling?

Yeah, I feel all right. Yesterday was fucking horrible.

Yeah. What's your plan of action?

Because I know that Harrison is definitely interested in you.

Is he? Yeah.

Ugh, do you know what? I just need to get out of my head about Harry.

Like, this is the problem. I'm not out of my head about it.

Are you feeling like you wanna rekindle things with him?

Obviously, I know I've said it's done,

but I had to go with my head in that situation, not my heart.

Because in an ideal world, me and Harry would still be together.

Essentially, it actually isn't done for me

because, like... he's kind of made me do it. Mm.

I don't wanna be stupid to let it go,

but I also don't wanna look stupid

by carrying on with him when he's still fucking around.

I'll give him this...

I feel like it's his place to tell you what we spoke about,

but, Helena, like, he was upset.

Who, Harry? Harry.

But why was he upset? Like, for what reason?

He said that's the first time that it's actually hit him.

I think that he wants you back, but he's in a situation where,

obviously, you're done, and he's coupled up with Shakira,

so it's like... he's made his bed. But this is the thing.

I kind of feel like they need to get to know each other

to see if he's got something better with Shakira than he does with me,

because he has always said about the unfinished business. Yeah.

And it's like, well, do I just allow him and her to get on together? Mm.

I don't know.

I definitely think that, like, Harry would definitely appreciate it more

if you two definitely did get back together,

but you've got to do what's best for you and what feels right for you.

I know. What do you think feels right for you?

Harry. Harry. No? Yeah.

IAIN: Conor and Emily are going to have a "Conor-versation".

A "Conor-versation" is when Conor bangs on,

and Emily just says yes every 15 seconds.

We were obviously saying we're just gonna maybe cool off a small bit.

I don't feel any...

Even in the last day and a half, I don't feel any pressure... Yeah.

The more pressure someone applies on me, the more I go. Mm-hm.

And I get that because I've been in situations where someone is...

I feel like they're getting a bit distanced,

and then I come on stronger, you know what I mean? Yeah.

It's just a natural thing, you know what I mean? Yeah.

It's just human nature, like.

I wouldn't say the boys. But if you liked someone like Dejon

or something like that after three or four days,

do you think you'd have it in you to start pulling him for chats?

If it was, like, reciprocated, and it was getting a bit flirty.

And stuff like that.

But it wouldn't be able to until you actually had those chats.

Yeah, exactly. So you'd actually have to basically do what I did,

which is, like, a really tough thing to do.

Yeah. Not trying to give myself a fucking pat on the back.

No, I wouldn't do it the way you did it, to be fair.

No, not the exact way,

but say if you weren't sitting beside each other.

No. Well, like, there's no-one I feel like doing that with.

I know. I'm not saying that. I'm saying, if you felt like it.

Do you want me to crack on with someone else, or what?

No. I don't know if you're being sarcastic now, or what.

I'm being sarcastic. OK, yeah.

OK, then. Erm, but...

You need to learn sarcasm.

Sorry to interrupt, guys. Conor, do you wanna go for a chat?

Yeah, let's go. Sorry, Em.

See you later. I'll catch you later.

See you later, Em. See you.

Sundeck, question mark? Fucking hell.

No, I'm loving it. No, good.

I know. That's very good.

Is it? Yeah. Very good.

Are you chuffed with that now? What?

Are you chuffed with that? I'm buzzing.

I'm always buzzing when you pull me for a chat.

Are you? Yeah.

Lick arse. That was kinda... What?!

What did you say? Lick arse? Lick arse.

THEY LAUGH

Right, I need to ask, how the fuck is things with Em?

What the fuck's going on there?

I'm gonna start from the start.

So, the challenge yesterday, buzzing that you were saying

I would be someone you coupled up with

if you weren't in your couple now. Yeah.

Kind of obviously, you know that would be the same for me.

I'd fucking hope so, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Well, you'd be nearly...

Like, obviously, Emily would be number one,

but you're definitely, like, as we speak, a bit more, like,

getting very close to the top.

Oh, fuck, really? Mm.

All right. Did you not think that?

Do you wanna go for a chat, Emily? Yeah, come on, Tom.

Come on, then.

How you feeling about everything? All right?

I dunno whether he wants the chase. Yeah, I don't know.

He wants me to sort of maybe like someone else,

so he can grab me back.

I'm like, that doesn't work for me.

Like, if you're pushing me away, I'm gone.

DEJON: Come on, T. It's Wife Swap again.

Wife Swap! Wife Swap's back in action.

Wife Swap!

I do think you are more sexual than Tommy.

But I think one thing that attracted me to you from the start

was you were very vocal about what you wanted.

I said this to Tommy as well. You know what you want.

The fact you came over to me the other day in front of Emily.

Like, that was ballsy. I liked that. Do you know what I mean?

It takes a lot to do something like that.

I might be wrong. I don't know. This is my opinion.

I think Megan's his number one, and I think he's trying

to pursue that before it's too late, and then he's...

I don't think he knows how to keep you both sweet.

He clearly doesn't.

I think maybe I need to just explore my options a little bit more.

Yeah. I feel like if I left tonight,

maybe I'd be just gutted in general

at the fact that I put all my eggs in Megan's basket. Yeah.

And it's not a bad thing cos I do like the girl,

but at the same time, you've got to test connections,

and she's testing connections.

You actually don't know what they're speaking about over there.

Yeah, exactly.

Right, brutal question. If you had a re-coupling right now,

who would you pick, me or Emily?

Cos we're very different. You.

Me? Yeah.

You'd pick me over Emily? Yeah.

Fucking hell. Yeah.

That's not what I expected you to say.

What did you want me to say? I did want you to say.

It's nice that you want to pick... What would you have wanted?

Like... I just didn't expect...

I thought you and Emily were, like... If someone said...

If someone asked you the question, not me,

"If Conor was to recouple, who would you want him to recouple with,

"you or Emily?" What would you say?

It's a hard one cos obviously, I still wanna be in a bed

with Tommy as well. Yeah. Do you know what I mean?

Maybe just get the two of us in bed with you.

Yeah, can we just do that? We're in a throuple.

On the boys' night, when you three walked in,

that feeling I got of physical attraction when I see someone about,

I got that from you. Did you?

But obviously, we were on other ends.

Yeah, we kept looking at each other. Like, looking over, smiling.

I'm 100%, like, open to having more chats.

Exactly that. Seeing if there could be something there.

And, like, obviously, exploring that.

Yeah. I'm excited. Yeah, me too.

It's nice to have, like, other people in here

that I maybe do see a connection with.

I don't think you'll be staying true to yourself

by not exploring this.

No, I agree, I literally just said that.

No, and you have been, to be fair. So I'm happy about that.

You've seen the light.

MEGAN LAUGHS

It was good, you know? What was he thinking of it all?

Oh, I was like, "If you had to re-couple right now,

"who would you pick?" He would choose you? Obviously.

He said me. Yeah.

I think you're Conor's number one.

And I think... He did say, "Em's still my number one,

"but you're getting really close."

I don't agree with that. I think Emily's number two.

Obviously, I had a chat with Emily. Yeah, how'd that go?

I did say to her I'd be willing

to get to know her cos I do think she's attractive and that.

Yeah.

Con! Can I pull you for a bit? Yeah, yeah.

How was your chat? My chat was good, yeah.

I think I made it quite clear that, like, you are my priority.

Do you know what I mean? Love that.

Nah, obviously, you're my number one.

You've known that since day one. Yeah, I know.

You've fucking definitely made that clear.

I've definitely made it clear. I think everyone knows that.

Yeah... I don't have to come back and tell you everything I've said,

but I want to because I want you to know where I stand. Yeah.

I bet you he was fucking sticking it on you hard again, wasn't he?

Kept, like, tickling my arm. He was tickling your arm?

Not tickling my arm, but I was speaking,

and he'd go like that once or twice. I was like, "Whoa."

You obviously, like, are still my priority at the moment.

Yeah, yeah.

Obviously, could easily change. Easily?

I'm joking. Easily.

EM LAUGHS

Feck. I'm only joking. Only joking.

But you are still my priority, obviously, but yeah...

Obviously, I have talked to Megan four or five times now.

I'm still saying, like, you're my priority.

Obviously, the more you talk to someone...

Yeah, the more you get to know them sort of thing.

Yeah. The more you get to know them, the higher they go in your rankings.

Obviously. It's still number one, like, for you, so...

Aw. Cutey boy!

THEY LAUGH

MUSIC: 'Freedom' by Armin van Buuren and Oliver Heldens

IAIN: Remell's falling head over heels for Alima.

I once fell head over heels for "a lemur".

It was on a school trip to Edinburgh Zoo.

I also fell for a tiger and a camel. Animals are great.

Are you, like, at any stage of any sort of movement?

Yeah. We'll have, obviously, pillow talk,

but, like, we're making out.

What, you could see her being your girlfriend

if it kept going the way it's going.

Yeah. That's mad.

# Freedom

# But you can't wait Till I get my hands on you

# Boy, oh no, no, no That body... #

Is everyone gonna spend time in their couples tonight, then?

I think so. Yeah. Me, too.

That would be lovely. That would be lovely.

# Which one do you call?

# Cos I guarantee When it gets to three

# I know you're gonna be At my door... #

# You want your freedom

# But you can't wait Till I get my hands on you

# Boy, oh no

# You want your freedom... # CHEERING

# But you can't wait Till I get my hands on you

# Boy, oh no, no, no. #

You look fucking unreal. Thanks, I see you, girlies.

Just wanted to catch up on the whole Conor thing.

And obviously it's awkward, cos I'm quite close with Emily.

Yeah. Mm.

But he's laying it on factor fucking 50. Is he actually?

But he keeps saying, "Emily's my number one,

"but you're edging up there, you're edging up."

Emily's his number one purely because he's in a couple.

If he could have had you from the get-go... He would have had you.

At the end of the day, you're not closed off. Yeah.

Would you be this closed off on the outside? No.

Thing is, obviously I don't wanna hurt Tommy's feelings,

but he's like the sweet boy in the villa and all, like,

so I feel like if I pursue anything out of line,

It's like, "Why did you do that on Tommy?"

If Conor picked you in a re-coupling...

I don't have a choice then. Mm.

Well, he said he fucking would, so we'll see.

I think everyone could benefit from a bit of wife-swapping in here.

Obviously me and Tommy have been coupled up since day one. Yeah.

And naturally, we have more of a connection.

What if you'd coupled up with Conor from day one? That's the thing.

I probably have a better connection with him, do you know what I mean?

Mm. There's something sexual there with Connor...

Yeah. ..which is, like, not missing with Tommy,

I feel like Tommy's getting better at it.

Mm. I see it. I see it as well.

Oh! I'm in a bit of a pickle, aren't I?

It's nice that Conor's so confident as well with you.

That's the thing. The balls, that he's come over

and just been like "Fuck it."

I was like, "Ooh! All right, then. Well, I'll have a look!"

Obviously, it's no secret what the situation is.

Obviously, I think, what I've got with Megan...

You know, we've got quite a strong connection.

At the same time, you know, everyone's open.

She's getting to know Conor.

Now, the thing is, today, which sort of annoyed me,

when she was saying, "Conor put his hand on my leg

"and started stroking my leg and stuff."

But, like, I don't know, I just thought...

I don't mind him chatting to her and flirting,

but, like, I think him putting a hand on her and stroking her leg...

Even she was like...

She mentioned it to me cos it was a little bit weird.

He should have had a conversation with you

to let you know that he wants to pursue things with Megan.

Yeah, and he never did that.

Cos that's all I would ask for, to be honest.

Well, this is the other thing I wanted to tell you.

Conor's chat with Megan today - and don't say anything to him.

What he said to Megan was like,

"Obviously, I really, really fancy you.

"I'll be honest with you, Megan,

"if there's a re-coupling, I'm choosing you."

So how can... how can a girl be your priority,

but you'll choose someone else if there's...?

Like, that seems like he's contradicting himself.

You know what it is as well, I feel like I need to back yourself. Yeah.

Like, you're a great guy, you're a top guy, you're a good-looking guy.

If you wanted to get Emily, I think you can get her.

HARRY: You could get her, mate. Yeah. 100%, 100%.

But I'll be honest.

Megan, like, she's obviously my number one, by quite a lot.

I really, really fancy Megan.

But I feel like you owe it to yourself,

just because of where you are, to just explore other options.

I will, yeah. Yeah, to just explore it.

There's so much qualities about you which are so good,

and girls will love. If I had a daughter, bro, I'd be buzzing

if she was with somebody like you, do you know I mean?

No, no, honestly, bro, 100%. Like, there's so much qualities.

You just need to back yourself. Go in and back yourself.

Once, she said he's got nice eyes, and the other time,

she asked him to check that his seat and table tray

were in the upright position for take-off.

Megan was telling me that you and Helena are, like, proper vibing.

We've had two chats! We've had two chats.

No, but, like, proper getting on.

My concern is, if you don't like Toni,

I don't want you to lead her down the garden path.

But I actually think that you two get on and stuff.

No, from the outside, do you see, we like...? Yeah.

I do like her. I actually do like her.

But I just don't wanna, like...

Like, what I'm saying is, if you wanna get to know Hels...

Yeah. Just be transparent.

Cos, like, Toni was saying, like,

"Oh, I feel like I've asked him a few times.

"He just says the same thing every time."

You know what the thing with me is, yeah? Hmm?

So, like, I'm so indecisive when it comes to girls, yeah.

So I come away from a chat, thinking,

"Helena's got the best chat." Oh, yeah, yeah.

The boys will ask me at that moment. "OK, Helena's got..."

And then you'll chat with someone else.

And then I have a chat with someone else

and be like, "OK, she's got the best..."

What are you actually looking for?

Someone that looks like you, actually.

SHE LAUGHS

No, I... HE LAUGHS

That's a crazy comment!

No, I am joking. Don't repeat that to the girls.

ALIMA: How are you? Very good, very good.

I was looking forward to spending some time with you this evening.

Yeah. Never thought I'd come in here

and like someone so fast as well, so... Yeah.

But here I am. So, we're just smooth sailing.

That's good, actually.

I feel like there's so much drama, and it's good to just chill. Yeah.

I feel like, slowly, day by day,

the lover boy in me is just coming back out.

Really? Yeah, I think I can tell that.

Oh, you can tell? Yeah. Yeah, it's coming back out.

But that's a good thing, though.

Yeah, I think that's definitely a good thing,

and I think you actually bring that side out of me as well.

Day by day, I'm getting a bit more comfortable.

That's what I'm doing with you right now, being present,

leaving everything on the table... No, definitely.

..and just finding out what's there, innit? There for us.

You look beautiful tonight. Thank you.

Thanks. Can't believe we're matching.

Yeah, we are matching. We are matching. It's very cute.

Matching on accident. Yeah.

We actually did, as well. Yeah. Yeah.

Nobody compares to you.

Thank you, babe. Nowhere near.

Are you gonna get lipstick on me?

TEXT ALERT

Oh... Fuck's sake.

Oh, no. Oh, shit.

Fuck off!

Got a text.

SHE EXCLAIMS

"Emily, Helena, Dejon and Remell,

"a car is waiting outside for you. Please leave the villa immediately."

Oh, damn. Fuck off.

MEGAN GASPS Fuck!

# Welcome to the future

# Welcome to the new world... #

EMILY LAUGHS

What? Oh, my God! Oh, shit.

Oh, my God. Look how you're all happy.

Don't fancy watching this one on screen.

Yeah, it's fine.

D, no talking about teeth.

Don't do anything I wouldn't do.

I'll see you in a bit, Con.

"See you in a bit, Con"?

Love, love. Love.

# This all started right here This all started right now... #

Bye! How was Meg? Was she all right with that? No!

I've got to be here for myself, you know? 100%.

It's the best test.

Why are you smiling? It ain't a smile.

I'm shiteing it. I'm sweating my tits out.

Oh, Meg must be... Oh, yeah, look at her.

# This all started right here This all started right now... #

IAIN: Four Bombshells are headed for the villa.

And, guys, please remember, when you're in close up,

we will be able to hear what you're thinking.

# The joke's on you... #

I'm Poppy. I'm 22, and I'm a dental nurse from Stoke-on-Trent.

I've got my eye on a few of the boys in there,

and who I want is who I'll get.

# God knows I tried to be kind... #

My name's Giorgio. I'm 30. I'm from Kent, but I live in Sydney.

I've got the looks, I've got the charm, I've got the body.

Girls, get ready to meet your man.

# The joke's on you... #

I'm Caprice. I'm 26, and I'm from Essex.

I'm confident, and I'm down for a good time.

Girls, unless you have a ring on your finger, that is not your man.

# God knows I tried to be kind... #

I'm Will, I'm 25, and I'm from Norfolk.

I'm 6'2". I'm funny. And I am what the girls have been waiting for.

I'm not afraid to get in anyone's way.

# The joke's on you. #

So, you're not closed off at all?

No. I don't think anyone is. No. Really?

To be honest, I feel like I've not really been occupied in the villa.

So, you're saying you could fill that role? 100%. Sure?

The quicker I can get in there, the better. Oh, I love that.

I'm thinking this could be lit. What, us two?

Thinking this could be lit, yeah. Us two? Yeah.

I think so, too.

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