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- Hi, I'm Josh Mullen.

In 2016, one action series punched America

right in the heart strings.

- The little video things, they were fun.

- Uh, it was interesting.

- It was life-changing.

That's great.

"Fatal Decision" premiered

at the first ever International Fatal Decision Film Festival

in the beautiful Vista View Studio

...Apartments.

Thank you so much, uh, for coming.

I'm sorry there's no food,

but I'm kind of unemployed, so if you,

if you hear of any jobs, let me know.

That's not why we're here.

Now, the running time is about three hours, 20 minutes long,

uh, so if you had other plans for tonight,

you may have made a fatal decision.

Oh.

- Yeah. - That's such a joke,

but seriously, that is the run time.

Cinemateur Josh Mullen directed, wrote,

and starred as...

- Jack Maxwell.

- Elite special ops agent.

- Decorated war hero.

- One-dimensional archetype.

I, I think the villains were really fleshed out.

What?

"Fatal Decision" was produced

with a borrowed camera, volunteered time,

and a whole heap of talent.

- Josh used the company's camera,

and I think he told them

that he was making an instructional video or something.

- I made an instructional video.

- At SCI, we embrace the digital revolution.

Putting your manuals online gives them a real punch.

We help your manuals get a leg up.

The possibilities will blow you away.

- Frankly, it was completely unusable,

but he was a great IT guy.

I may have to reexamine my hands-off leadership style.

The groundbreaking series was met

with universal critical acclaim.

- Pretty good, yeah,

but I don't know if it was worth getting fired over.

- How has my life changed since "Fatal Decision"?

Yeah.

- Um, well, I get my work done on time now.

- Haven't shaved in a little bit, haven't showered.

I haven't really slept.

It's been good.

How's Josh?

Oh, he's, um-

- I don't care. - The director Josh Mullen

had no shortcomings,

directing action and emotion equally well.

Now let's do like a louder crying,

like, just like a slight like.

Why?

- Let's try like a faster crying.

- Why, why, why, why, why?

- Let's try a louder, faster, louder.

That's about half as fast as we needed to go.

- Okay. - Whichever one that's faster.

- Yeah, good night, Agent Peters.

Good night, Sheriff. Have a good night.

Right. - Go back to louder.

With "Fatal Decision"'s story coming to a close,

the world anticipated Josh Mullen's next move.

- I don't know about the videos,

but all those things that he made for them were really good.

I think he should go into like the arts and crafts field,

you know, like gift wrapping.

- This is my boyfriend Vince.

He who works at Chompers Corporate.

- Oh, that's right. - That was...

- I- - I,

I really, really enjoyed it. - It's so well done.

- What do you do for Chompers?

That's so cool.

- Oh, I'm head of marketing.

- Marketing like commercials?

- Mm-hm.

- Directing an unsolicited commercial

for the Chompers restaurant chain.

Chompers now serves chopped salads.

As for Jack Maxwell, well, that's the last we'll see of him,

in this realm at least.

But prepare to go on a journey

with Jokrond Elfwind.

Huzzah!

Onward, Hibiscus!