Original subtitles

Josh Mullen was terminated

for abusing company resources

to make the following action series.

"Fatal Decision" does not reflect the views

or opinions of SCI Technical Manuals.

- Ugh, another year, another Killy.

- Ugh. Congrats, Jack.

Hey, you think I'll ever win a Killy,

the annual award given to the most lethal killer?

Oh!

- Damn it, Taylor. No.

You will never win a Killy.

Never in a million years will anyone say,

"Taylor is a highly lethal assassin."

- Project Unicorn Initiated.

- What, what?

- Ah, good thing I have backup shades.

I'm Jack Maxwell, decorated war hero,

elite special ops agent,

and mentor to an ungrateful son of a bitch.

I always thought Taylor was fundamentally a good kid.

So I hope he didn't just make a "Fatal Decision."

- I was afraid this would happen.

You see, Jack, years ago, Taylor was part

of a program called the Unicorn Project.

Took everyday nobodies and turned them into super assassins.

I couldn't tell you because saying,

"Taylor is a highly lethal assassin"

is his activation phrase.

- So it's triggered a switch in his brain

that's turned him into an unstoppable killer?

- Exactly. And he won't stop until he eliminates his target.

Sizzle Brookstone.

- Sizzle Brookstone? My favorite party rapper?

- You know him as a party rapper,

but back in the '90s, he was a communist agent.

You didn't see him on Charlie Rose?

- No. - Well,

after he eliminates Sizzle,

Taylor will eliminate himself.

- I can't lose someone that dear to me

or Taylor.

- I used to have an abort phrase around here somewhere,

but I haven't seen it in years.

It was on a blue Post-It.

- Where can I find Sizzle Brookstone?

- I believe he has a concert tonight

at Bad Guy Bank Stadium.

- Hey, welcome to Bad Guy Bank Stadium!

I'm Sizzle Brookstone!

Ah, yeah! But you know that.

Hey, who is ready to dance and drink?

One, two, three, four.

Dance and drink

and dance and dance and drink.

Dance and drink

and dance and dance and drink.

Dance and drink

and dance and dance and drink.

What?

- Target termination initiated.

Don't do it, Taylor.

- Mission obstacle, must eliminate.

- Taylor, it's me, remember? Jack.

- Mission obstacle, must eliminate.

Do you want to scoot through?

- Okay. - You're good.

- Great.

This isn't you, Taylor.

You're not a highly lethal assassin.

- Jack, I found the abort phrase.

It's, "Taylor, you're not a highly lethal assassin."

- Guys, where am I?

- Good. Taylor will never be a threat again.

- Wait, I was a threat?

- Yeah, when we say the words,

"Taylor is a highly lethal assassin."

You become an unstoppable killer.

But then when we say,

"Taylor, you're not a highly lethal assassin,"

then you deactivate.

- Stop messing with me.

- Ugh. I hate Project Unicorn.

- Jack Maxwell, right? I'm a big fan.

Hey, you want to join me on stage for the encore?

- Uh, yes.

Ah, dance and drink.

And dance and dance and drink.