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Josh Mullen was terminated
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for abusing company resources
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to make the following action series.
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"Fatal Decision" does
not reflect the views
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or opinions of SCI Technical Manuals.
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- Your fists hurt!
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- What do you know about my
sister's death, Iron Anton?
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Tell me. Ah!
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- Whoa, saved by the beam.
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- Where am I? What is this?
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- Greetings, warrior.
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I am Hikam, the Galactic
Emperor of the Galaxy.
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- Hikam, you sparkly space bastard.
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- You have been chosen to represent Earth
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as a galaxy gladiator.
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- Ugh, again?
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- I'm Earth's Jack Maxwell.
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Whoever put me in this
sexy, functional loin cloth
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just made a "Fatal Decision."
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- Team round begins!
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- We make a surprisingly
good team, alien guy.
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I'm Jack Maxwell, BT Dubs.
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- I am Nabob.
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- If we're gonna be fighting together,
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we should get a super cool team name,
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like the Danger Dudes or the Kicking Kids.
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- I think we should
probably focus on fighting.
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Oh, Lobstro and Scale Tron.
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- Punch Pals.
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Punch Brothers.
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Punch, welcome the Punch Brothers.
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That's great.
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Okay, I'm ready. Let's fight.
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- Watch out. Those guys are tough.
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- Turn around. Behind you.
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Yo, behind you!
- My twin.
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- Punch Brothers forever.
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- Bravo, I'm glad you've bonded so well.
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For tomorrow, you fight each other!
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- Fuck.
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- Jack Maxwell, you are
clearly a better fighter.
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After you kill me, please tell my wife
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that I will see her in the
great rings of Mangushu.
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- No, Punch Bros don't kill Punch Bros.
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- Well that's unfortunate
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because if you don't fight,
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I'll have to blow up a little
place I like to call Earth!
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- That is a weird coincidence
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'cause I'm from a place called,
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oh no!
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- And then I'll fuck your corpses.
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- What?
- What?
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Let the games begin!
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- Finish him, Jack!
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- If that's what you want.
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- Alfonso?
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Wait, if that's Alfonso, that means.
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- It's Nabob.
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- Jack Maxwell, please
stay and be our new leader.
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- Nah, I'm good.
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I got other stuff to do.
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You do it, my man.
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Just make sure you're
better than the last guy.
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Punch Brothers.
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No, that's not.
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You know what? Cool.
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- Thank you, Jack Maxwell.
- Yep.
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- Now begins the reign
of Nabob the Terrible.
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You are all my slaves now.
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Fight for my entertainment!
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