Original subtitles

Josh Mullen was terminated

for abusing company resources

to make the following action series.

"Fatal Decision" does not reflect the views

or opinions of SCI Technical Manuals.

- Your fists hurt!

- What do you know about my sister's death, Iron Anton?

Tell me. Ah!

- Whoa, saved by the beam.

- Where am I? What is this?

- Greetings, warrior.

I am Hikam, the Galactic Emperor of the Galaxy.

- Hikam, you sparkly space bastard.

- You have been chosen to represent Earth

as a galaxy gladiator.

- Ugh, again?

- I'm Earth's Jack Maxwell.

Whoever put me in this sexy, functional loin cloth

just made a "Fatal Decision."

- Team round begins!

- We make a surprisingly good team, alien guy.

I'm Jack Maxwell, BT Dubs.

- I am Nabob.

- If we're gonna be fighting together,

we should get a super cool team name,

like the Danger Dudes or the Kicking Kids.

- I think we should probably focus on fighting.

Oh, Lobstro and Scale Tron.

- Punch Pals.

Punch Brothers.

Punch, welcome the Punch Brothers.

That's great.

Okay, I'm ready. Let's fight.

- Watch out. Those guys are tough.

- Turn around. Behind you.

Yo, behind you! - My twin.

- Punch Brothers forever.

- Bravo, I'm glad you've bonded so well.

For tomorrow, you fight each other!

- Fuck.

- Jack Maxwell, you are clearly a better fighter.

After you kill me, please tell my wife

that I will see her in the great rings of Mangushu.

- No, Punch Bros don't kill Punch Bros.

- Well that's unfortunate

because if you don't fight,

I'll have to blow up a little place I like to call Earth!

- That is a weird coincidence

'cause I'm from a place called,

oh no!

- And then I'll fuck your corpses.

- What? - What?

Let the games begin!

- Finish him, Jack!

- If that's what you want.

- Alfonso?

Wait, if that's Alfonso, that means.

- It's Nabob.

- Jack Maxwell, please stay and be our new leader.

- Nah, I'm good.

I got other stuff to do.

You do it, my man.

Just make sure you're better than the last guy.

Punch Brothers.

No, that's not.

You know what? Cool.

- Thank you, Jack Maxwell. - Yep.

- Now begins the reign of Nabob the Terrible.

You are all my slaves now.

Fight for my entertainment!