Original subtitles

Josh Mullen was terminated

for abusing company resources

to make the following action series.

"Fatal Decision" does not reflect the views

or opinions of SCI technical manuals.

- The joint space operation between the USA and Russia

is a complete success.

- These precious moon rocks

will greatly further moon studies.

- Lunar research.

- What?

- I think it should be lunar research.

It sounds more professional.

- Lunar research.

Thanks for the moon rocks.

Pairs well with Russian vodka, caviar,

and only parachute.

- I knew I should have packed more parachutes.

Jack Maxwell.

Whee!

- No!

That bad guy Russki is getting away with our moon rock.

- Houston, we have no problem.

I'm Jack Maxwell, decorated war hero,

elite special ops agent, freelance astronaut.

If you steal my stuff, you just made a "Fatal Decision."

Finders keepers.

- All right, gravity, show me what you've got!

No parachute.

I guess that means the end of Jack Maxwell.

- There's only one thing left to do.

Give him a kick-ass funeral.

And that's all we'll have.

Close but no sickle, Jack.

What American trickery is this?

- I've got friends in high places.

Hey! Don't toss those!

Those are for the citizens of Earth,

for moon study, lunar research!

- Quit crying and start dying.

Shoo, birds. Shoo!

Shoo, bird. - Whoa! Whoa!

- Get off, get off, you smell like apple pie.

- That's a compliment!

- Oh, you're weighing us down!

This can't hold us both.

- Is "Amazing Grace" too played out?

- I feel like Jack would've wanted us

to play his favorite music, his own.

Jack Maxwell and the Maximum Welljacks.

- Oh! You just cut hole in parachute!

Now you've killed us both.

Nope, just you.

Oh! Come on, Jack, think!

Perfect.

Hey!

- Thank you, balloon brothers.

I'm honor your sacrifice.

Catch you on the ground.

- Today, an entire nation mourns a real American hero.

Thank you for your service, Jack.

Rest in peace, Jack.

- Sorry folks, but there's been a change of funerals today.

- Oh, yay!

- One, two, three, four!

This is a party people are dying to get into.

Whoo!

- Martin, hurry up. This meeting's starting.

- Oh, oops, uh... - Hey, guys.

Gosh, darn it!