Original subtitles

Josh Mullen was terminated

for abusing company resources

to make the following action series.

"Fatal Decision" does not reflect the views

or opinions of SCI Technical Manuals.

- It's the trial of the century

at the Super CIA Superior Court,

where world famous special agent,

Jack Maxwell, faces numerous charges,

first uncovered by Detective Herbert Whatever.

- You're always breaking stuff

and distracting people from actual work.

You're being a real dork!

- Destruction of property, disturbing the peace,

and being a dork.

We eagerly await a verdict.

Super CIA Superior Court is now in session.

- What they said.

For the trial of Jack Maxwell

versus the people of the Earth.

Prisoner 37145151.

- One. - One. How do you plead?

- It's Jack Maxwell. - Okay.

- And I'm innocent.

- Forget it.

I'm Jack Maxwell.

You skip out on jury duty,

you've made a "Fatal Decision."

- These are grave charges, Mr. Maxwell.

Punishable by death.

You might want to rethink your plea.

- Yeah, yeah. Get on with it.

I don't got all day.

- For the charge of destruction of property,

I present Exhibit A.

- He wasn't destroying property,

he was saving my life from a demonic copier

that was trying to munch on my pants.

- Snack time's over, robo creep.

- Did it ever occur to you, Mr. Maxwell,

that the evil robot you offlined might have a family?

- No 'cause robots don't have family.

- For the charge of disturbing peace.

I direct you to Exhibit B.

- That may have been loud, Your Honor,

but that was for charity.

Bones For Kids.

- Bullshit, you're a liar. - What?

- Off the record? - Yeah.

- I do believe the good Lord took them kids' bones

for a reason.

- That's an awful thing to say.

- For the more serious charge of being a dork, Exhibit C.

- Tighty whitey, you keep it right,

but you also keep it tight.

Your Honors, I was clearly undercover.

- It's either one of two things.

Either he's a great actor

or dude, you're a dork.

- Oh, Honeycomb Hideaway.

What's happening? What? - Dork.

- Huge dork.

- Guilty!

Guilty!

- I see I will get no justice here.

I demand, nay, request,

nay, demand,

A trial by combat.

Sustained!

- I'm not fighting, that's for sure.

I got other things to do.

I'm 52 years old, for God.

- Justice is blind.

What did you do to me? Ah!

- Strike that from the record. You.

Face dismissed.

Motion to disfigure.

I'm ap-peeling the court's decision.

- Yep. Moving on. - Well,

that was one hell of a trial.

- Wait guys, just to be clear,

anybody that wears tighty whiteys is a dork?

- Yes, Taylor.

Like even if your family's always done it?