Original subtitles

Josh Mullen was terminated

for abusing company resources

to make the following action series.

"Fatal Decision" does not reflect the views

or opinions of SCI Technical Manuals.

- Freeze, a-hole!

- Whoa, man. What is this?

- I am police third class officer, or P3CO for short.

Officer Maxwell, we must obtain security camera footage

before making an arrest.

- No robot, we don't need footage

'cause we're going with our gut, remember?

- Apologies. Mr. Maxwell,

I'm having trouble understanding your concept

of being a loose cannon.

- I don't sound like that.

- Regardless, there's reasonable doubt

that that's not the mugger we're looking for.

- He's mugging someone right now.

Mugging confirmed!

- Clip his wings, robot.

- Bam!

- Yeah, now say something cool.

- I got you, daddy.

- Well, we'll work on that later.

I'm Jack Maxwell.

If you're a criminal who thinks you can outsmart

a robot programed by me,

you better believe you're making a "Fatal Decision."

Well, Commander, it took a while,

but after intense training,

this robot is finally ready to hit the streets.

- Remind me to wipe my mind disk

after this adventure's through.

I've had so many thumb drives in my scuzzy port.

- He was always a good cop, but now he's a cool cop.

- Oh, that's a relief.

- Thanks, Jack. I'll take a mega bite out of crime.

- I like that catchphrase.

Nearest crime two miles away.

- Ooh. - Updating traffic,

turning left. - There we go.

- I taught him everything he knows.

- Littering.

Failure to tuck in shirt.

Being a nerd in public.

- Maxwell, come in Maxwell.

- Damn it, Commander. What is it?

I'm repeating my mantra. Ugh.

Damn, it's supposed to be a secret.

My mantra is mantra.

- Nevermind that, Maxwell.

That robot you trained has gone haywire.

He's gunning everybody!

- Hurry, Jack. I'm scared.

- I'll be right there.

And Commander, keep that little girl safe.

- No, it's not a little girl. It's me, Taylor.

- Commander, keep that little girl named Taylor safe.

- Mm, that was great pizza.

- You're under arrest, citizen,

for not finishing your pizza.

As Jack Maxwell says, the crust puts hair on your chest.

- I taught you better than that, robo flop.

- You taught me to fight crime

the most efficient way possible,

by becoming Judge Judy and executioner.

Did you say Judge Judy?

- Yeah, Judge Judy and executioner.

Judge, jury, and executioner.

- Judge, jury, and executioner. You dig?

- I don't dig, but you will,

when I turn you into a shovel.

- Electronic brothers, attack!

- VCR...

"Very crap robot."

Close call.

You're dead.

And that's the fax.

- I don't wanna have to kill you, Jack.

But the law is the law.

- It's no use, Jack.

Just call tech support.

- Tech support?

Those nerds will just tell me to turn it off

and then back on.

- Welcome to P3CO demo mode.

For English, press one.

- Ugh, what a waste.

This stupid robot cost the department $12 million.

- Well, I know how we get our monies worth.

Mm, I gotta say, Jack,

this is the best idea you've ever had.

- Order up, Jack Maxwell.

- I like you a latte better this way.

- Hey, guys.

- What can I get you?