Original subtitles

Josh Mullen was terminated

for abusing company resources

to make the following action series.

"Fatal Decision" does not reflect the views

or opinions of SCI Technical Manuals.

- Welcome to the Bones for Kids Charity Concert.

As you all know, you paid a million dollars per ticket,

so please silence your cell phones.

And now put your boneless hands together for our headliner,

Jack Maxwell and the Maximum Welljacks.

- Woo!

- Hello, Hack Maxwell.

Better keep those fingers moving if you want to live.

- First of all, my name's not Hack.

Second of all, how'd you get in my earpiece?

- Don't worry about that.

Worry about the fact that I rigged your guitar

to a sonar pulse that can melt everyone's brain

within 500 feet.

- You brain melting bastard.

There's boneless kids out there!

- If you stop playing, the pulse goes off.

If you evacuate the building, the pulse goes off.

Rock on, Jackie Boy.

Rock on till you die.

- I'm Jack Maxwell.

If you hijack my sweet ax to use it for evil,

you've made a "Fatal Decision."

First you take their bones, now you take their concert.

Hope you got a plan up there, big guy.

- Jack, this concert is great.

There's so much free juice backstage.

- Taylor, do me a favor.

Get my backup guitar, go on stage,

- and pretend to be me. - Finally!

- Hey, and be careful with that.

That's a $20,000 Les Paul, do you know who that is?

- Sean Paul's brother?

- No, he's the inventor of the. Just go.

He's the inventor of the solid body electric guitar.

What?

Damn.

- Killer solo.

- You may have taken out my men, Jack,

but you'll never find me.

- Gotta triangulate his position.

Wee!

- Undulation machine complete.

♪ Audio booth ♪

He's in the audio booth.

Roger!

No!

You've destroyed my sonar death machine.

- Why'd you do it, Roger?

- I was the founding member of Jack Maxwell

and the Maximum Welljacks until you came along

and they kicked me to the curb

and I was left without a pot to shit in.

It's not fair.

- It's called show business.

You want fair business?

Go sell candied apples.

My face!

- What the hell?

This is really loud.

This is a place of-.