Original subtitles

Josh Mullen was terminated

for abusing company resources

to make the following action series.

"Fatal Decision" does not reflect the views

or opinions of SCI Technical manuals.

- Alright, everyone.

Open up.

Hey!

I said listen up.

- I don't listen to nobody.

Bazinga.

- Welcome to the Super CIA Academy,

I'm Jack Maxwell

and I'll be your substitute teacher.

I'm Jack Maxwell,

decorated ward hero,

elite special ops agent

and verified dangerous mind.

You can't bring up your test scores before the final.

You might have made a fatal decision.

- These recruits need to be ready

to raid the Synus warehouse by Friday.

All the other agents are at the company retreat.

Or dead.

We really needed this retreat, Jack.

- I'll try Commander, but

I can't teach them if they've given up on themselves.

- Then get them to ungive up on themselves.

I dunno.

Julio, Pina Colada me.

- We have to do a raid on international Terror Group Synus?

- Fun, right?

It'll be our first taste of blood.

- We're about as ready for that

as I was to have a child.

Not ready at all.

- We should give up

like our parents gave up on us.

- No!

Hard pressure point.

You are agents.

You need to know how to act in a crisis.

- Just Google what to do.

Google says call Jack Maxwell.

- That's good advice, but

I'm not always gonna be there.

Give a man a fist he'll punch for a day.

Teach a man to fi-

Hmm..

What am I thinking?

- Something with fish. - Fish.

Give a man a fish.

And it's about eating.

The roundhouse kick.

Now you try.

- Ow.

- Oh my God, are you okay?

- Before you pick a target,

you must learn how to pick a lock.

- It won't budge, teach.

- Cha!

Hiding in plain sight.

Whoa.

Now you try.

- Wow.

- Okay, good.

But your mask should not look exactly like you.

- Oh. - Oh.

- All right, class.

Today's the day.

You trained damn hard.

So just remember to...

Where is everyone?

- Jack, you really sucked as a teacher.

All your students called in afraid.

I guess you're gonna have to do that raid by yourself.

- Well Jack,

those who can't teach

do.

- Hold on, Jack!

- We're all here.

- Teen mom!

- We wouldn't abandon you.

You taught us how to shoot.

- Cover me.

- And you taught me how to hack security systems.

- Computer nerd.

- Oh no.

- Most of all,

you taught us how to make sacrifices.

No.

- You all passed.

- I'll name my son after you.

- And I'll make you a face page memorial.

Okay, great.

Okay, great, thank you so much.

Oh, you feel so--

- Daft kid!