Original subtitles

Josh Mullen was terminated

for abusing company resources

to make the following action series.

"Fatal Decision" does not reflect the views

or opinions of SCI Technical Manuals.

- Glad you're here, Jack. - Obviously.

- The queen should be in a Sinus torture chamber.

We need to rescue her

and get to the escape rocket as soon as possible.

- Sounds easy. - Let's do this.

- Stop, terrorist! - Drop your weapons

or I kill the queen and her royal baby.

- Oof, damn it! - Better do it, Jack.

We have no other options.

- Not on my watch. - Sonar blast!

Hands up.

Safe now, Queen. - Thank goodness.

Please untie me, they broke my legs.

Huh?

- Let's get one thing straight, tough guy.

See this badge? - Yeah.

- Means that I call the shot in this rescue mission.

We do what I say when I say it. Do you understand?

Geez, fine. Keep your shirt on.

- I always do.

We go on three.

One, two, three.

What?

No!

- Ooh, ooh. Josh, Josh, Josh, Josh.

I have carpal tunnel, man. - Darren, no!

This is my no cuts episode.

We do the whole thing in one take.

- Okay. I'm sorry. - We gotta start again

from the beginning.

"Fatal Decision."

- Let's go. - I know. Hurry up.

- The Queen's in here.

Freeze! - Stop, terrorist!

- Drop your weapons or I'm gonna death baby.

- Damn. - Do what he says, Jack.

Not on my watch.

- Sonar release. - Ah!

- Listen up, tough guy.

You do what I say. - Ugh, fine.

Keep your shirt on.

- Oh, thank God. - One, two, now.

Ah! - What?

- Ah! - Bullseye.

We gotta get to the escape rocket. Follow me!

Ugh, company.

Ugh, another. Come on.

- You're no match for me, Jack Maxwell.

You're no match for a gun!

- Josh! - Rachel, come on.

- Josh, I gotta jump on a call.

I'm sorry, man. - Chad, seriously?

- Hey, are you guys gonna get to me or?

- She's in there?

- Roger that. - Okay.

Did you download the attachment?

- I'm here to save you, Queen. - Oh, did we start again?

Stop terrorist!

- Thanks for coming by yourself, Jack Maxwell.

- No problem. - My leg is fine, by the way.

Come on, we've gotta get to the escape rocket.

- Ah! - Dead. Quick, hostage.

Get out of here safely and quickly.

Dead. Dead.

Follow me, Your Majesty.

- You are no match for me. - I know.

That's why I poisoned your coffee this morning.

Come on, Your Majesty.

We're almost out of Sinus headquarters.

I guess today, Jack saves the queen.

- I've been waiting for you, Jack.

There's no way you're getting on that escape rocket.

The escape rocket button.

- Jack, the baby's coming. - Sit down!

Sit down.

Breathe, Your Majesty.

Breathe and push! There we go.

- Such a cute, oh! - Eat umbilical cord.

Thanks, kid. - I shall name him Jack.

It's a girl, but whatever.

Come on, we're nearly home free.

Just gotta get to

that button. - Hey, sorry.

The elevators are down. You gotta take the stairs.

Don't worry. I have a backup escape rocket!

It'll be here soon. We're saved!