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Josh Mullen was terminated
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for abusing company resources
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to make the following action series.
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"Fatal Decision" does not
reflect the views or opinions
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of SCI Technical Manuals.
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- And sold, $40 for Taylor
to build you a cabinet.
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- I love building.
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- And now the moment of the evening
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you've all been waiting for,
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a date with Jack Maxwell.
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Let's start the Bidding at $1,000.
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- $500,000.
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- $5 billion.
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- The gross domestic
product of this planet.
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- Sold to Miss Most
Beautiful in the Universe
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for all the money in the world.
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All right.
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I'm Jack Maxwell, decorated war hero,
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elite special ops agent,
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and the world's most eligible bachelor.
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Fatal decision.
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- Jack, we've been getting reports
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of sinister alien activity
in the Western quadrant.
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We need you to-
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- You're not nervous about
your date or anything, right?
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I mean, you're Jack Maxwell.
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She's lucky to be out with you.
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- Taylor, last woman I kissed,
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her heart exploded from excitement.
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I vowed never to grace another
woman with my presence again.
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How many more have to die?
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How many more?
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- Congratulations Mr. Maxwell.
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You've completed the bust a gut challenge.
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Dinner is free.
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- Yowzers, a free meal?
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You really know how to
sweep a girl off her feet.
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- I like your shiny dress.
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It's pretty.
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- Thank you.
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You know most guys I date
never notice my shiny clothes.
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You just earned yourself a dance.
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- I shouldn't.
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- You can't dance?
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- What the fuck did you just say to me?
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- No...
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Her heart exploded, exploded, exploded.
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Are you okay?
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- Yeah, never better.
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- What?
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- Oh no, Jack punched a girl.
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- Ouch.
- No human woman
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could survive my kiss.
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Add that to the recent UFO sightings,
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and I can only deduce that
you are a beautiful alien
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sent to take over my world.
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- That's right, your
human race disgusts me.
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Crowning Miss Most
Beautiful in the Universe
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without consulting the
rest of the universe?
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I shouldn't have to wear a human face
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to be considered beautiful.
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- See, I punched her
because she's an alien.
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Oh.
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- Thanks for the date, Jack.
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Sorry there won't be a second one
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due to the extinction of your species.
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- No!
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- That's an alien ship.
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Human bullets can't stop it.
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- Well, I guess I'll
just have to sweep you
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off your alien feet.
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I knew there was a reason
I liked that shiny dress.
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- I love you.
- I love you too.
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- Whoever defeats Miss Most
Beautiful in the Universe
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becomes Miss Most
Beautiful in the Universe.
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- No!
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