Original subtitles

Josh Mullen was terminated for abusing

company resources to make the following action series.

"Fatal Decision" does not reflect the views

or opinions of SCI Technical Manuals.

- Change? Any change?

- Sorry to pull in on a Sunday.

- I'm so full, I feel like I could burst.

- Jack just won a pie eating contest at the county fair.

- Well, sometimes life isn't fair.

We've got a subway bomber,

and they specifically asked for you.

- To be diffused by Jack Maxwell only.

Mr. Bombastic.

Looks like my day off just blew up in my face.

- Hey, don't forget, today is the last day to file taxes.

- Wait, seriously?

I'm Jack Maxwell, decorated war hero,

elite special ops agent,

and I claim the whole world as my dependent.

If you're a bad guy looking to blow stuff up,

you just made a fatal decision.

- Choose the wrong one though,

they choose the wrong one- - Damn, now Mr. Bombastic

is making me do my taxes while you diffuse the bomb.

What sort of sick maniac are we dealing with?

- Jack, I don't know how to do this.

- Don't worry, I'll guide you through every step of the...

Certain business expenses of reservist.

- Which wire do I cut, blue or green?

- Trust your gut, cut the wire with confidence.

It's like an animal, it can smell your fear.

- What? That doesn't make any sense.

- None of this makes sense. How can a refund be taxable?

- 10 seconds.

- Move.

- You did it.

- I was feeling green wire today.

- Jack, it's a map. We're surrounded by live bombs.

- No!

Done.

- It says there's one more bomb, but where is it?

- The last bomb's inside of me.

Damn it, I knew I shouldn't have eaten that ticking pie.

Good thing I did seven years with Johns Hopkins. Scalpel.

- Hurry, once the mailman gets on the elevator,

he doesn't accept packages.

- Well, today's sure was taxing.

- No, I can't, I can't mail this.

- Oh, oh, no, no, no, it's just fake blood.

It's for a thing.

- What thing?

- Jack Maxwell, you cannot out-bomb Mr. Bombastic.

- It's not a bomb, a tracking device.

But sorry it's not what you expected.

Try not to explode over it.

- No, no, no.

- Okay, are we- - That was really good.

- Okay. - That was really good.