Original subtitles

Josh Mullen was terminated for abusing

company resources to make the following action series.

"Fatal Decision" does not reflect the views

or opinions of SCI Technical Manuals.

Welcome to Sweet Land and Liberty Bank Savings and-

Oh, no.

- Give us the money, pronto.

- Make it snappy.

- Haste makes waste.

- Here's a receipt, you old bat.

- Oh, no.

- I'm Jack Maxwell, decorated war hero,

elite special ops agent, shrewd investor.

You mess with me, you've made a fatal decision.

Quick investment tip, Taylor.

It's all about return on investment.

- I have heard it's a seller's market right now.

- Just a small withdrawal today, Doris. 100,000 bucks.

- I'm sorry Jack Maxwell, robbers just came in

and stole all our money, including yours.

- Including mine? You mean I'm broke?

- Oh man, I'm sorry.

I have some old canned goods I can give you.

- We're the fifth bank they've robbed today.

- Five pigs.

- Josh, this better wash out.

These are SCI promotional totes.

- Oh, yeah, it's just-

They hit every bank in town.

Where the hell are they hiding all that money?

- Bad Guy Bank.

They must have used all their money to start a bank.

- Bad Guy Bank is a bank by bad guys for bad guys.

Everybody get down.

With our free checking accounts. Lollipop?

- Whoa, look at all this money. I want it.

This is mine.

- Cut, cut. This is all mine.

- What the hell is wrong with you, man?

- I thought it added some flavor.

- Well, time to break the bank.

Hands up, this is a bank robbery.

- Ah, we're outnumbered.

- Poor pennyless Jack Maxwell.

You thought you could rob a bank robber bankers?

- Jack, man, they're taking your last $3.

- I was banking on it.

- Bomb dollars, man. Excellent.

- What?

- Keep the change. Money sure changes people.

I'm all about the Bomb-jamins, baby.

Is that a cool thing to say?

Uh...

- We're 10 million short.

- Chuck it up to services rendered.

- Man, now that's what I call a return on investment.

Funny, huh? - Yes.

- Someone's trying to forge money.

Yeah, I already called the police.

- Oh, that's a wrap.

- Shut that down. - Yeah, we're done.