Original subtitles

Josh Mullin was terminated

for abusing company resources

to make the following action series.

"Fatal Decision" does not reflect the views

or opinions of SCI Technical Manuals.

- Cooking, my only shortcoming.

- Jack, this is Angela Zaria,

wife of famed mafia restaurateur, Pete Zaria.

- Ex mafia, because they betrayed him,

and now he's swimming with the fishes.

I vow revenge for my dead husband.

He's dead.

- Angela says there's a dinner meeting

of the five families tonight,

and you are going to infiltrate it.

- Those Italian mobsters will be in cuffs before you--

- You'll be posing as their chef.

- Ooh!

I'm Jack Maxwell.

If you want me to actually cook for you,

you might be making a fatal decision.

- Jack, if you wanna pass for a mafia chef,

you have to actually do some cooking.

Let's see those culinary chops.

- No, no, no, no, no,

cooking is about finesse, not strength.

Shhh, let's make some pizza.

No, no boot in the pizza.

No, no boot in the pizza.

- Before we discuss our illegal business practices,

let's make sure this pizza meets the high standards

of the mother country's national dish.

- Help yourself.

I assure you, it's made from only the finest boots.

Ingredients?

Boots aren't food.

- Delicious.

Now to our illegal activity talk.

If we work together,

we can make a lot more money for extortion,

racketeering, drug trafficking,

arms trafficking, traffic trafficking.

- Angela.

- You killed my husband,

you piece of slurping son of a bitch.

- Angela, I hardly recognized you

without your husband's blood splattered across your face.

You got moxie, but you've also got far less guns than us.

- Then how about we make it five on five?

- Oh, oh, Jack,

making pizzas.

I haven't been that happy in a long time.

- Not on my watch.

- Oh, Jack!

Your pizza's so good, it made me not die.

- I learned from the best.

And that was the humble origins

of Jack Maxwell's frozen pizza.