Original subtitles

Josh Mullen was terminated

for abusing company resources

to make the following action series.

"Fatal Decision" does not reflect the views

or opinions of SCI Technical Manuals.

- Miss you, sis.

Knowing you,

you already found all the best pizza joints in heaven.

- What's the matter, Jack?

Can't the world's greatest special agent

save his own sister?

- No, I love living!

Ah.

- No!

Take the hint, Commander.

The Super CIA can find another hero.

- Jack, we got him.

We located Ratchet Basedow.

- That nerd murdered my sister.

Whatever you need, I'm in.

I'm Jack Maxwell, decorated war hero,

elite special ops agent, ultimate badass.

- And this is Josh from IT, he's working on a-

- An instructional video.

- Instructional video. - Cool.

You mess with me, you've made a "Fatal Decision."

- Ratchet Basedow is working with the terror cell Synus

to launch a malware satellite that will

destroy the Internet.

- That scum.

The Internet's where I buy cheap plane tickets.

- Um. Mark said we're meeting here.

- Oh. - To get into their compound,

you'll have to scale an unfeasibly tall outer gate.

- You can't run a pick and roll

if you don't have the players to.

Once you're inside, you'll have to pass

through a dangerously long underwater tunnel in order

to make it to the launch bay and stop Ratchet Basedow.

- Ratchet Basedow.

- If it isn't Jacques Maxwell.

- It's Jack. - Oh, I'm doing an accent.

- Oh, okay. - How's your sister?

- Great. She's in heaven eating pizza.

No!

- Ha! Dejack vu.

Refresh any favorite webpages while you still can.

- Looks like your homepage crashed

from too much foot traffic to the face.

- No, don't!

When I killed your sister, I was under orders from.

- From who? Ugh.

Don't tell me that killed you.

- You did it. You saved the net.

- But vengeance for my sister is still a work in progress.

Josh,

the Internet's out again. - Where's the IT guy?

- Sorry, Mark.

I'll get right on that. Totally.

Give me one second.