Original subtitles

Josh Mullen was terminated

for abusing company resources

to make the following action series.

"Fatal Decision" does not reflect

the views or opinions of SCI Technical Manuals.

- Agent Maxwell, there's been a break-in at Umbilicore Labs.

500 pounds of stem cells were stolen.

- The lone wolf is on the case.

- This is the lead detective, Hank Lasso.

I think you two will make a great team.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. I only work alone.

You can't pair me up with this...

- ...sack of stones! - ...bag of rocks!

- Listen, buddy. - Listen, pal.

- My number one priority is- - I'm only concerned with-

- ...solving this case!

I don't have time to argue! Just try not to...

- ... slow me down. - ...hold me back.

Well, at least we're on the same page.

Let's get to work.

- You drive. - I'll drive.

- Well, look at that. They aren't mismatched at all.

- I'm Jack Maxwell, decorated war hero,

elite special ops agent, and apparently,

sometimes I have a partner.

If you've stolen 500 pounds of stem cells

for questionable genetic experiments,

you've made a fatal decision.

I'll take this bigger gun.

- No problem. I prefer this smaller gun.

♪ Perfect partners ♪

♪ So perfectly paired ♪

♪ There is no better selection for partner perfection ♪

Oh crap, I forgot it's my wife's birthday.

- I already sent her flowers.

Your name's on the card.

Freeze, punk.

♪ Perfect partners ♪

You are scum! You hear me?

- Here's a milkshake, buddy.

Maybe tell us where we can find those stem cells.

- Okay, it was Dr. Sloane Waterfree.

He's got them stashed at dock seven.

Perfect partners!

- Wow, that was the fastest good cop bad cop I've ever seen.

- We do make a pretty great team.

I bet we could make some real money

if we went into business together.

- Yeah, we should quit this whole police thing...

And open a pizza place together

called Perfect Partners Premium Pairings Pizza!

- Deal. You go to city hall to get the proper pizza permits.

I'll finish this mission with Dr. Waterfree.

- But we're supposed to do everything together.

- Dr. Sloane Waterfree. - You're under arrest.

- I wouldn't be so sure of that.

Ja, I genetically engineered Hank Lasso

to be your perfect partner.

He was supposed to convince you to quit,

open up a pizza place, but I suppose a bullet to the head

will do the job just as nicely.

- So all that pizza talk was a lie?

- What are you waiting for? Kill him!

- I can't!

You made me too perfect!

Was? Nein!

♪ Perfect partners ♪

- I'm sorry I let you down.

Do you think genetic abominations can get into heaven?

- No!

No, don't!

- I hear there's great pizza up there.

No!

- I'm sorry, Justin, are you coming to that strategy meeting?

- Yes. Oh, I forgot about it.

- Are all of- - Yeah, it's kind of-

- You're all in it?