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Okarun!

You're siding with humans, too?

Despite being a yokai monster?

You're not getting away with that.

But I'm runnin' for now.

EPISODE 15 YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH THIS!

Thanks, Okarun! You're a lifesaver!

Momo-chan, things aren't looking so good.

What is that?

Mongolian Death Worms are known to weaken the enemy

by shocking it with electricity and spraying poisonous fluids.

Damn that thing.

It's gonna hide in the dirt and attack us with poison, huh?

We have to escape from here soon, or we're in trouble!

Still...

You say escape, but...

The exit is way too high up there! We can't reach it!

Does that earthworm have any weaknesses?

Sunlight!

Underground UMAs and underground people, including Mongolian Death Worms,

have a symbiotic relationship with bacteria,

so they can't withstand strong ultraviolet light from the sun!

How can we lure such a huge thing out of here?

What should we do? I can't leave Jiji like that, either.

If we don't do something...

I might be able to do something if it's just you, Miss Ayase.

No way!

There's no meaning if I escape alone!

But that's the only thing we can do right now.

We don't have time.

If you can get up there, you can use a rope or something to pull us back up.

What are we gonna do about Jiji?

He's not listening to us at all right now!

I will do something about Mr. Jiji!

So, I'm begging you!

You need to escape first so you can save us!

I promise I'll save you.

Help Jiji, please.

Okay!

All right, Momo-chan...

Are you ready?

Hold on, what are you gonna do with this?

I'm gonna kick it with all I've got.

So push that chair away with your psychic powers.

Huh?

Imagine something like a multistage rocket.

That's so reckless!

Won't that break your legs?

We'll do this in one go.

- Three... - Wait, hold on!

- Two... - Too fast!

One.

Wait!

Damn it!

You. Gotta. Be. Kidding!

Hurray! She made it!

Found you.

Rejoice.

You are the first one to die.

I thought I told you.

You're not getting away with this.

Oww.

I made it out!

There aren't any ropes here!

What should I do? Something long...

Where is something long?

This is it!

Hurry! Hurry! Hurry! Hurry!

Hurry, damn it!

I got a huge haul here!

No, it's short!

Oh, sheesh! This isn't gonna work!

Calm down! Think! Is there some other way?

Stop the poison...

Defeat the earthworm...

No, that's impossible.

Suicide.

My smartphone...

is gone!

God damn it!

This is it!

Fire!

Someone! Call for a fire truck! There's a fire!

Someone!

Here they come!

Hang in there, Okarun. I'll save you right now!

Scurrying around like a mouse...

You infuriate me.

But that's what I want.

I want to play my games seriously.

And use my entire body to the fullest.

That earthworm's poison.

It's a bit trying on this vessel.

It's unfortunate, but this is where we stop.

You will never be able to leave that cursed house.

I'm home.

How exhilarating!

After you will be that girl!

I will torment that supple skin, and torture, and torture...

That's enough chatting.

There are things you shouldn't have done,

and you did three of them.

One. You harmed Momo-chan.

Two.

You violated my friend.

Jiji would never ever harm Momo-chan.

Give me back my dear friend!

I'm going full throttle.

One!

Two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine,

10-11-12-13-14-15-16-17-18-19-20!

One! Two, three, four,

5-6-7-8-9-10- 11-12-13-14-15-16-17-18-19-20!

1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10- 11-12-13-14-15-16-17-18-19-20!

1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10- 11-12-13-14-15-16-17-18-19-20!

1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10- 11-12-13-14-15-16-17-18-19...

Twenty!

And the third thing you shouldn't have done is...

You really pissed me off.

I'm seriously bummed by this.

Miss Ayase...

Help...

I can't...

I don't have time to be collapsed in a place like this!

Miss Ayase might be waiting for me!

I have to get as high as possible so it's easier to make an escape.

So heavy!

Turd nuggets! Damn it all!

Damn turd nuggets!

This isn't coming off at all!

Take this, and this, and this!

It's so damn sticky!

That turdtastic earthworm!

I'll kill it off!

Am I going to spend my entire life in this craptastic spot?

No!

Someone help me!

It really is Turbo Granny's voice!

Weren't you with Miss Ayase?

Hold on a sec, I'll rescue you!

Hurry on with it!

Let's see...

Oh, there it is.

You're slow, turd nugget!

Hurry up and get me out, slowpoke!

Don't rush me. If I trip, it's all over!

You're such a clumsy four-eyes!

Don't trip!

Don't trip!

Don't you dare trip!

Hyah!

You turd nugget! Why are you such a useless piece of crap?

Help me!

Use my powers, you idiot!

Why are you even here with that stupid mug?

I've already gone full throttle twice, so I can't transform!

Just kiss everything goodbye then!

- Momo! - Miss Ayase!

Help!

Were you the one who started the fire?

Huh?

I did, but never mind that.

What's more important

is that a group called the Kito family has been committing murders right here!

This is the Enjoji residence, right?

Did you have a grudge against them?

Huh?

Hold on a sec, this is going nowhere!

You can tell me the details at the station.

For now, get in the car.

Are your parents home right now?

Crap.

If I don't hurry, the sun will set!

Mr. Firefighter! That's enough for the house!

Spray more water on the ground!

Spray tons of water on the ground!

You! Stand back!

- Don't worry about the house! - Quiet down!

- Let me go! Mr. Firefighter, please! - Hurry up and get in the car!

Please! Spray water on the ground!

An earthquake!

It's a big one!

- It's getting stronger! - Everyone, remain calm!

Don't move until the quaking stops!

Here it comes!

What is that?

Run for it!

All right! I made it in the nick of time!

The underground UMA's weakness is sunlight!

If we can't pull it up by force, we have to have it come out on its own!

Oh, it's an earthworm.

Momo, do you know why earthworms come out of the soil?

Huh? Nope, I don't know.

Earthworms breathe through their skin.

So the day after a rainy day,

the soil is soaked with water and earthworms can't breathe anymore.

That's why they feel distressed and come outside.

But it's hot in the summer, so they end up shriveling.

I see. Jiji, you're so smart.

That's why they call it earthworm suicide.

Whoa, whoa, whoa! The house is in the way.

This damn house has been nothing...

but an eyesore!

Did I defeat it?

Hey, punk.

Ya wanna bring it on, huh?

Wanna come at me, huh?

Hey!

It moved!

Oh, I'm alive! Mom, I'm alive!

You guys are alive! Good for you.

Damn you. How dare you do that?

That earthworm ate you.

God damn it!

I'm talkin' about how you did the Great Serpent Lord in, moron!

Says someone who was eaten by it.

Sorry, but I don't have the time to be dealing with all you guys.

I have to save Okarun and the others.

Wait, another earthquake?

Crap! It's a huge one!

Now you've done it!

It's all your fault, you hear?

You did all of this!

Huh?

You can't be serious!

Miss Ayase! Do you know why earthworms come up to the surface after the rain?

What now?

Earthworms breathe through their skin,

so when water pools underground, they come up to the surface to breathe.

Yes, I know, I heard about it from Jiji.

Also, when there are too many of them,

there is a theory they do so to avoid overpopulation! On top of that, creatures...

I get it! Next episode, "That's, Like, Way Deadly!"

EPISODE 16 THAT'S, LIKE, WAY DEADLY