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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,650 --> 00:00:08,260 ♪ ONE FINE DAY WITH A WOOF AND A PURR ♪ 2 00:00:08,390 --> 00:00:10,090 ♪ A BABY WAS BORN AND IT CAUSED A LITTLE STIR ♪ 3 00:00:10,220 --> 00:00:12,180 ♪ NO BLUE BUG AND NO THREE-EYED FROG ♪ 4 00:00:12,310 --> 00:00:13,700 ♪ JUST A FELINE, CANINE, LITTLE CATDOG ♪ 5 00:00:13,830 --> 00:00:17,530 ♪ CATDOG... CATDOG... 6 00:00:17,660 --> 00:00:21,020 ♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD WAS A LITTLE CATDOG ♪ 7 00:00:21,150 --> 00:00:23,150 ♪ OUT ON THE ROAD OR BACK IN TOWN ♪ 8 00:00:23,280 --> 00:00:25,060 ♪ ALL KIND OF CRITTERS PUTTING CATDOG DOWN ♪ 9 00:00:25,190 --> 00:00:26,630 ♪ GOT TO RISE ABOVE IT, GOT TO TRY TO GET ALONG ♪ 10 00:00:26,760 --> 00:00:28,500 ♪ GOT TO WALK TOGETHER, GOT TO SING THIS SONG ♪ 11 00:00:28,630 --> 00:00:32,460 ♪ CATDOG... CATDOG... 12 00:00:32,590 --> 00:00:35,900 ♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD WAS A LITTLE CATDOG ♪ 13 00:00:36,030 --> 00:00:41,950 ♪ CATDOG... CATDOG... 14 00:00:42,080 --> 00:00:44,650 [Captioning sponsored by THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION 15 00:00:44,780 --> 00:00:46,650 and NICKELODEON] 16 00:00:57,490 --> 00:01:00,270 Rancid Rabbit: WELCOME TO THE GRAND REOPENING 17 00:01:00,400 --> 00:01:02,620 OF RANCID'S SNOOTY WORLD OF GOLF. 18 00:01:02,750 --> 00:01:03,800 [ polite applause] 19 00:01:03,930 --> 00:01:04,890 THANK YOU. 20 00:01:05,020 --> 00:01:07,240 HOW ARE YOU? NICE TO SEE YOU. 21 00:01:07,370 --> 00:01:09,060 AND THERE'LL BE NO MORE HIGH JINX 22 00:01:09,190 --> 00:01:10,850 DEMOLITION AND DESTRUCTION 23 00:01:10,980 --> 00:01:13,370 BECAUSE CATDOG'S BEEN BANNED. 24 00:01:13,500 --> 00:01:17,290 [ cheers and applause...] 25 00:01:17,420 --> 00:01:19,250 AND... AS AN EXTRA BONUS... 26 00:01:21,080 --> 00:01:21,950 Man: OH! 27 00:01:22,080 --> 00:01:23,690 THIS TROPHY WILL BE AWARDED 28 00:01:23,820 --> 00:01:26,340 BY ME PERSONALLY 29 00:01:26,470 --> 00:01:29,650 TO ANYONE LUCKY ENOUGH TO BREAK THE CLUB RECORD 30 00:01:29,780 --> 00:01:32,830 WHICH I HOLD, AND HAVE HELD SINCE DAY ONE. 31 00:01:32,960 --> 00:01:35,130 OH, YES, AND THE WINNER ALSO GETS 32 00:01:35,260 --> 00:01:37,880 A FREE, IRREVOCABLE, LIFETIME CLUB MEMBERSHIP. 33 00:01:38,010 --> 00:01:39,700 [ cheering] 34 00:01:39,830 --> 00:01:42,010 WELL, GOOD LUCK! 35 00:01:42,140 --> 00:01:45,320 LIKE ANY OF YOU HAVE A CHANCE ON MY COURSE. 36 00:01:51,450 --> 00:01:52,980 WOWIE CABOODLES, CAT! 37 00:01:53,110 --> 00:01:55,020 YOU'RE ALREADY FIVE STROKIES 38 00:01:55,150 --> 00:01:56,680 UNDER THE COURSE RECORD. 39 00:01:56,810 --> 00:01:57,680 YES, AND... 40 00:01:57,810 --> 00:01:59,640 PROVIDED WE DON'T GET CAUGHT 41 00:01:59,770 --> 00:02:00,640 [ chuckles] 42 00:02:00,770 --> 00:02:02,290 THAT TROPHY IS MINE! 43 00:02:16,440 --> 00:02:19,220 PURE POETRY IN MOTION! 44 00:02:21,790 --> 00:02:23,360 WHAT A SHOT! 45 00:02:23,490 --> 00:02:27,010 Dog: HEY, WHEN DO I GET TO HIT ONE, CAT? 46 00:02:27,140 --> 00:02:28,270 YOU DON'T. 47 00:02:28,400 --> 00:02:31,060 I'M HAVING MY BEST GAME EVER 48 00:02:31,190 --> 00:02:33,540 AND YOU'RE NOT MESSING IT UP. 49 00:02:34,800 --> 00:02:37,540 BUT I'M NOT HAVING ANY FUN. 50 00:02:37,670 --> 00:02:39,760 AND I'M OKAY WITH THAT. 51 00:02:47,950 --> 00:02:49,210 [ whimpering] 52 00:02:51,730 --> 00:02:54,690 DOG, DO YOU MIND? 53 00:02:54,820 --> 00:02:57,650 [ whining] 54 00:03:09,050 --> 00:03:10,620 [ sighs] ALL RIGHT, DOG, FINE. 55 00:03:12,010 --> 00:03:13,670 EVEN YOU COULDN'T SCREW UP 56 00:03:13,800 --> 00:03:14,840 A TWO-INCH PUTT. 57 00:03:14,970 --> 00:03:16,760 BUT YOU HAVE TO DO AS I SAY. 58 00:03:16,890 --> 00:03:19,930 OH, AYE AYE, COMMANDER PUTT-PUTT. 59 00:03:20,060 --> 00:03:22,330 [ mutters]: COMMANDER PUTT-PUTT, FINE. 60 00:03:25,420 --> 00:03:26,240 SO NOW! HEAD UP. 61 00:03:28,200 --> 00:03:29,070 CHEST OUT... 62 00:03:29,200 --> 00:03:30,380 LEFT ARM STRAIGHT 63 00:03:31,380 --> 00:03:32,250 BACK ARCHED. 64 00:03:32,380 --> 00:03:34,510 MORE THAN THIS? 65 00:03:36,730 --> 00:03:38,210 AND, GOOD. 66 00:03:38,340 --> 00:03:40,040 [ bird chirping...] 67 00:03:40,170 --> 00:03:41,040 Cat: NOW... 68 00:03:41,170 --> 00:03:45,050 GENTLY STROKE THE BALL. 69 00:03:45,180 --> 00:03:46,310 [ Cat groans] 70 00:03:48,050 --> 00:03:50,140 HELLO, BALLIE. 71 00:03:50,270 --> 00:03:51,880 NOT WITH YOUR FINGER. 72 00:03:52,010 --> 00:03:54,190 STROKE THE BALL WITH YOUR PUTTER. 73 00:03:54,320 --> 00:03:56,270 OH, I GOT YOU, CAT. 74 00:03:56,410 --> 00:03:59,500 AND REMEMBER, DOG... GENTLY. 75 00:04:00,800 --> 00:04:03,760 THAT'S GENT-LY, DOG. 76 00:04:03,890 --> 00:04:05,020 NICE AND SOFT? 77 00:04:05,150 --> 00:04:06,020 MM-HMM. 78 00:04:06,150 --> 00:04:07,020 EASY DOES IT. 79 00:04:07,150 --> 00:04:08,720 OH, NO, DOG! 80 00:04:08,850 --> 00:04:10,810 HI-HO DIGGITY! 81 00:04:10,940 --> 00:04:11,810 FORE! 82 00:04:11,940 --> 00:04:13,070 FIVE! 83 00:04:13,200 --> 00:04:14,470 [ Dog chortling...] 84 00:04:14,600 --> 00:04:16,250 THANKS AGAIN FOR GOLFING 85 00:04:16,380 --> 00:04:20,080 AT RANCID'S SNOOTY WORLD OF GOLF. 86 00:04:20,990 --> 00:04:22,000 WHA?! 87 00:04:22,130 --> 00:04:23,000 OOH! 88 00:04:23,130 --> 00:04:24,780 [ glass breaking] 89 00:04:24,910 --> 00:04:27,090 [ shouts] 90 00:04:27,220 --> 00:04:28,520 [ glass shattering] 91 00:04:32,050 --> 00:04:33,620 CATDOG. 92 00:04:33,750 --> 00:04:35,050 WHO LET THEM IN? 93 00:04:35,180 --> 00:04:36,660 THEY'RE HISTORY. 94 00:04:40,100 --> 00:04:42,190 THAT IS THE LAST BALL 95 00:04:42,320 --> 00:04:44,190 I EVER LET YOU HIT, DOG. 96 00:04:44,320 --> 00:04:45,280 SORRY, CAT. 97 00:04:45,410 --> 00:04:47,630 I WAS JUST TRYING TO HAVE SOME... 98 00:04:47,760 --> 00:04:49,550 FUN, FUN, YES, I KNOW. 99 00:04:49,680 --> 00:04:50,850 A LOT OF FUN. 100 00:04:50,980 --> 00:04:52,770 NOW QUIT FIDGETING AND LET ME 101 00:04:52,900 --> 00:04:54,290 FINISH OFF THIS HOLE. 102 00:04:54,420 --> 00:04:56,250 YOU ALREADY COST ME ONE STROKE. 103 00:04:58,820 --> 00:04:59,770 HEY, UH, CAT? 104 00:04:59,900 --> 00:05:01,950 DON'T EVER INTERRUPT ME 105 00:05:02,080 --> 00:05:03,860 WHEN I'M PUTTING! 106 00:05:03,990 --> 00:05:07,080 BUT I THINK THOSE FELLOWS WANT TO PLAY THROUGH. 107 00:05:08,090 --> 00:05:09,910 [ shouts] 108 00:05:11,220 --> 00:05:12,130 THERE THEY ARE! 109 00:05:12,260 --> 00:05:15,880 WAIT TILL I GET MY HANDS ON YOU 110 00:05:16,010 --> 00:05:17,310 YOU... CATDOG! 111 00:05:17,440 --> 00:05:18,310 GREAT. 112 00:05:18,440 --> 00:05:20,010 IT'S THE CLUB PRESIDENT 113 00:05:20,140 --> 00:05:21,320 AND HIS MORONIC GOONS. 114 00:05:21,450 --> 00:05:22,450 GO, DOG, GO. 115 00:05:22,580 --> 00:05:25,410 Rabbit: FOLLOW THAT SPOTTED 116 00:05:25,540 --> 00:05:27,410 BICRANIAL QUADRUPED. 117 00:05:27,540 --> 00:05:28,980 Golfer: OH, OH, OH... 118 00:05:31,150 --> 00:05:33,150 Dog: OH, SORRY! 119 00:05:33,280 --> 00:05:34,020 OH, SORRY! SORRY! 120 00:05:34,150 --> 00:05:35,460 [ crash] 121 00:05:40,120 --> 00:05:41,250 [ horns blaring] 122 00:05:41,380 --> 00:05:43,080 GOOD RIDDANCE. 123 00:05:43,210 --> 00:05:44,560 WELL, THAT OUGHT TO BE 124 00:05:44,690 --> 00:05:47,820 THE LAST TIME WE SEE CATDOG. 125 00:05:47,950 --> 00:05:50,480 [ shouting in distance] 126 00:05:50,610 --> 00:05:52,430 Man: NOW WE'VE GOT THEM TRAPPED. 127 00:05:52,560 --> 00:05:53,350 THERE THEY ARE! 128 00:05:56,180 --> 00:05:59,180 GET OUT THERE AND FIND HIM! 129 00:05:59,310 --> 00:06:00,880 THOSE FAIRWAY FUGITIVES 130 00:06:01,010 --> 00:06:02,360 HAVE GOT TO BE STOPPED! 131 00:06:02,490 --> 00:06:04,230 [ wheels squealing] 132 00:06:06,010 --> 00:06:09,150 I'M DEPUTIZING THE LOT OF YOU. 133 00:06:09,280 --> 00:06:11,150 LET'S GO, GO, GO! 134 00:06:11,280 --> 00:06:12,410 All: YEAH! 135 00:06:16,330 --> 00:06:17,200 OKAY, DOG. 136 00:06:17,330 --> 00:06:18,550 ALL I'VE GOT TO DO 137 00:06:18,680 --> 00:06:21,330 IS MAKE THIS HOLE IN FIVE SHOTS AND I... 138 00:06:21,460 --> 00:06:22,730 [ crowd shouting] 139 00:06:22,860 --> 00:06:24,250 THEY'RE BACK! 140 00:06:24,380 --> 00:06:26,030 [ shouting angrily...] 141 00:06:26,160 --> 00:06:27,160 RETREAT, RETREAT! 142 00:06:27,290 --> 00:06:28,170 NO! 143 00:06:28,300 --> 00:06:31,210 [ grunts] 144 00:06:31,340 --> 00:06:34,170 WE SHALL NOT RETREAT! 145 00:06:34,300 --> 00:06:38,570 MAKE YOUR SHOT, CAT. 146 00:06:38,700 --> 00:06:39,570 OKAY. 147 00:06:39,700 --> 00:06:40,570 STEADY... 148 00:06:40,700 --> 00:06:41,920 STEADY. 149 00:06:44,220 --> 00:06:45,100 [ shouting] 150 00:06:47,140 --> 00:06:49,010 NICE SWING, CAT. 151 00:06:49,140 --> 00:06:50,010 BAD SHOOTING! 152 00:06:50,140 --> 00:06:51,360 IT WENT INTO THE... 153 00:06:51,490 --> 00:06:52,360 [ grunts] 154 00:06:52,490 --> 00:06:53,800 NO! 155 00:06:57,720 --> 00:07:00,370 YOU CAN'T GET AWAY THAT EASY, CATDOG. 156 00:07:00,500 --> 00:07:03,770 GET IN THERE AND FLUSH THEM OUT! 157 00:07:06,460 --> 00:07:07,600 [ shouting, panting] 158 00:07:07,730 --> 00:07:10,470 THEY'RE DEFINITELY OVER THERE. 159 00:07:10,600 --> 00:07:12,340 [ all talking...] 160 00:07:15,080 --> 00:07:19,040 HOW AM I GOING TO SHAKE THOSE GUYS? 161 00:07:19,170 --> 00:07:21,260 I HAVE AN IDEA, CAT. 162 00:07:21,390 --> 00:07:22,700 YOU, DOG? AN IDEA? 163 00:07:22,830 --> 00:07:23,700 HOW NOVEL. 164 00:07:23,830 --> 00:07:25,000 OH, THANK YOU, CAT. 165 00:07:25,140 --> 00:07:27,180 I ALWAYS WANTED TO BE IN A NOVEL. 166 00:07:27,310 --> 00:07:29,310 LEAPING LUMBAGO! 167 00:07:29,440 --> 00:07:30,450 [ Rabbit shouts] 168 00:07:32,750 --> 00:07:36,710 [ panting, shouting] 169 00:07:50,160 --> 00:07:53,080 I'VE GOT YOU NOW, CATDOG. 170 00:07:54,210 --> 00:07:55,210 HUH? 171 00:08:02,260 --> 00:08:04,910 [ shouting, moaning...] 172 00:08:17,400 --> 00:08:18,710 [ laughs woozily] 173 00:08:18,840 --> 00:08:19,710 HI. 174 00:08:19,840 --> 00:08:21,150 HOW ARE YOU? 175 00:08:21,280 --> 00:08:22,850 NICE TO SEE YOU. 176 00:08:22,980 --> 00:08:25,020 WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAY. 177 00:08:25,150 --> 00:08:26,590 [ shouts] 178 00:08:26,720 --> 00:08:28,150 ISN'T THAT CATDOG? 179 00:08:32,380 --> 00:08:32,940 [ growling...] 180 00:08:33,070 --> 00:08:34,640 GET THEM! 181 00:08:34,770 --> 00:08:36,420 [ angry shouting] 182 00:08:39,340 --> 00:08:41,430 [ laughing cruelly] 183 00:08:41,560 --> 00:08:43,870 THIS OUGHT TO BE GOOD. 184 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:45,430 OKAY, DOG. 185 00:08:45,560 --> 00:08:49,000 ONLY TWO MORE SHOTS AND I'M CLUB CHAMPION! 186 00:08:52,440 --> 00:08:53,480 [ shouts] 187 00:08:57,620 --> 00:09:02,100 [ all laughing...] 188 00:09:03,580 --> 00:09:06,060 COME ON, CAT, COME ON. 189 00:09:06,190 --> 00:09:07,060 NO, NO. 190 00:09:07,190 --> 00:09:08,800 I CAN'T DO IT. 191 00:09:08,930 --> 00:09:11,940 I HATE WETNESS, ESPECIALLY THE MOIST KIND! 192 00:09:12,070 --> 00:09:13,370 YES, YOU CAN DO IT 193 00:09:13,500 --> 00:09:15,810 AND YOU WILL, LITTLE MISTER. 194 00:09:15,940 --> 00:09:18,680 THINK OF THAT SHINY TROPHY, TIGER. 195 00:09:18,810 --> 00:09:21,080 YOU WANT TO WIN IT, DON'T YOU? 196 00:09:21,210 --> 00:09:24,040 WELL, YEAH. 197 00:09:24,170 --> 00:09:27,610 WELL, THEN LET'S GET OUT THERE AND DO IT! 198 00:09:32,310 --> 00:09:34,260 [ Cat gritting teeth] 199 00:09:34,390 --> 00:09:38,050 INTO THE MOISTURE THE CAT WENT... 200 00:09:38,180 --> 00:09:40,400 [ blubbering]: FORE! 201 00:09:43,320 --> 00:09:44,190 [ all gasp] 202 00:09:44,320 --> 00:09:45,840 [ growls] 203 00:09:45,970 --> 00:09:48,230 Rabbit: I'LL FIX THEM! 204 00:09:51,720 --> 00:09:53,150 WE MADE IT, DOG. 205 00:09:53,280 --> 00:09:55,200 WE SINK THIS PUTT 206 00:09:55,330 --> 00:09:57,720 I'M THE NEW CLUB CHAMPION. 207 00:09:57,850 --> 00:09:59,510 MAKE ME PROUD, CAT. 208 00:09:59,640 --> 00:10:02,640 Rabbit: GOLFERS, ASSEMBLE! 209 00:10:07,250 --> 00:10:08,820 READY... SET... 210 00:10:08,950 --> 00:10:10,130 AIM... 211 00:10:10,260 --> 00:10:11,610 FIRE! 212 00:10:12,430 --> 00:10:14,090 [ shouting] 213 00:10:14,220 --> 00:10:16,000 FIRE! 214 00:10:16,130 --> 00:10:20,270 [ balls clattering...] 215 00:10:20,400 --> 00:10:22,880 [ laughing cruelly] 216 00:10:23,010 --> 00:10:24,530 [ laughing] 217 00:10:24,660 --> 00:10:27,140 YOU'RE GOLFING DAYS ARE OVER, JUNIOR. 218 00:10:27,270 --> 00:10:28,880 [ sobbing] 219 00:10:29,010 --> 00:10:31,150 I WAS SO CLOSE. 220 00:10:31,280 --> 00:10:34,630 I WAS SO, SO, VERY CLOSE. 221 00:10:37,590 --> 00:10:39,290 I KNOW! 222 00:10:39,420 --> 00:10:42,770 HE WAS SO CLOSE! 223 00:10:56,090 --> 00:10:57,260 HEAD UP... 224 00:10:57,390 --> 00:10:58,700 CHEST OUT... 225 00:10:58,830 --> 00:11:00,440 LEFT ARM STRAIGHT... 226 00:11:00,570 --> 00:11:02,790 BACK ARCHED. 227 00:11:02,920 --> 00:11:03,830 Cat: GO, DOG, GO. 228 00:11:07,530 --> 00:11:08,880 N-NO, DOG! 229 00:11:11,320 --> 00:11:12,620 [ screams] 230 00:11:14,320 --> 00:11:17,850 [ bells, whistles going off] 231 00:11:17,980 --> 00:11:20,540 [ Rabbit wailing...] 232 00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:21,850 WE DID IT! 233 00:11:21,980 --> 00:11:23,240 WE DID IT! 234 00:11:23,370 --> 00:11:26,590 I'M THE NEW CLUB CHAMPION! 235 00:11:26,720 --> 00:11:28,420 AND I HELPED. 236 00:11:28,550 --> 00:11:30,420 JUST ON THAT LAST SHOT. 237 00:11:30,550 --> 00:11:32,470 [ all grunting] 238 00:11:32,600 --> 00:11:33,640 AND, UH... 239 00:11:33,780 --> 00:11:35,340 [ chortling] 240 00:11:35,470 --> 00:11:40,000 AS THE NEW CLUB CHAMPION, I DEMAND THE TROPHY. 241 00:11:40,130 --> 00:11:43,440 OH, YOU WANT THE TROPHY? 242 00:11:43,570 --> 00:11:45,830 CAT, THIS TROPHY BROUGHT US CLOSER. 243 00:11:45,960 --> 00:11:48,010 LIKE PEAS IN A POD, BUGS ON A LOG... 244 00:11:48,140 --> 00:11:48,880 ALL RIGHT, DOG! 245 00:11:59,670 --> 00:12:02,500 JUST A FEW MORE TOOTHPICKS 246 00:12:02,630 --> 00:12:06,810 AND MY SELF PORTRAIT WILL BE COMPLETE! 247 00:12:06,940 --> 00:12:10,380 DO YOU APPRECIATE THE CRAFTSMANSHIP, DOG? 248 00:12:10,510 --> 00:12:11,640 YEAH, CAT. 249 00:12:11,770 --> 00:12:14,950 IT SURE IS, UH, SOMETHING. 250 00:12:15,080 --> 00:12:16,690 IT CERTAINLY IS. 251 00:12:16,820 --> 00:12:20,470 AND IT'S CERTAIN TO GET ME INTO THE WORLD BOOK OF RECORDS. 252 00:12:20,600 --> 00:12:21,870 OVER 12,000 TOOTHPICKS 253 00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:23,740 WENT INTO THE CONSTRUCTION. 254 00:12:23,870 --> 00:12:25,170 [ loud sneeze] 255 00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:30,270 DO YOU MIND? 256 00:12:38,190 --> 00:12:39,230 SORRY, CAT. 257 00:12:39,360 --> 00:12:42,500 I MUST BE COMING DOWN WITH A COLD. 258 00:12:42,630 --> 00:12:43,890 A COLD, SHMOLD. 259 00:12:44,020 --> 00:12:47,330 FROM NOW ON, KINDLY SQUEEZE YOUR SNEEZES. 260 00:12:47,460 --> 00:12:50,370 THIS IS A VERY DELICATE OPERATION. 261 00:12:50,500 --> 00:12:51,370 YEAH, DOG. 262 00:12:51,500 --> 00:12:53,380 IT'D BE A REAL SHAME 263 00:12:53,510 --> 00:12:57,290 IF YOU SNEEZED AND KNOCKED DOWN CAT'S MONUMENT TO HIMSELF. 264 00:12:57,420 --> 00:13:00,340 IT CERTAINLY WOULD. 265 00:13:00,470 --> 00:13:01,910 HEY, I WAS USING THAT. 266 00:13:02,040 --> 00:13:04,650 [ grunts] 267 00:13:04,780 --> 00:13:06,960 DEFINITELY NUTS. 268 00:13:07,090 --> 00:13:10,350 [ starting to sneeze] 269 00:13:10,480 --> 00:13:12,310 [ grunting] 270 00:13:12,440 --> 00:13:13,830 [ loud sneeze] 271 00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:16,400 [ grunting, screaming...] 272 00:13:25,670 --> 00:13:27,800 [ loud crash] 273 00:13:27,930 --> 00:13:34,940 [ angry stammering] 274 00:13:35,070 --> 00:13:36,810 THAT'S IT, DOG! 275 00:13:36,940 --> 00:13:39,730 YOU ARE GOING TO THE DOCTOR. 276 00:13:48,260 --> 00:13:49,350 HMM. 277 00:13:49,480 --> 00:13:53,260 NOW STICK OUT YOUR TONGUE AND SAY, "AH." 278 00:13:53,390 --> 00:13:54,440 AH. 279 00:14:00,270 --> 00:14:01,920 I SEE. 280 00:14:02,050 --> 00:14:04,930 [ sneezes] 281 00:14:05,060 --> 00:14:09,370 UH-HUH, JUST AS I THOUGHT. 282 00:14:09,500 --> 00:14:10,930 ALLERGIES. 283 00:14:11,060 --> 00:14:12,150 GOT ANY CATS? 284 00:14:12,280 --> 00:14:15,630 NOPE, EXCEPT FOR CAT. 285 00:14:15,760 --> 00:14:19,590 YOU GOT TO GET RID OF THE CAT. 286 00:14:19,720 --> 00:14:21,770 SAY WHAT? 287 00:14:21,900 --> 00:14:28,650 BUT I CAN'T GET RID OF CAT. 288 00:14:28,780 --> 00:14:32,610 [ stammering] 289 00:14:32,740 --> 00:14:36,170 HE'S MY BEST FRIEND, MY BROTHER. 290 00:14:36,310 --> 00:14:39,220 WE'RE VERY ATTACHED. 291 00:14:39,350 --> 00:14:42,700 WELL, THERE'S SOME OTHER REMEDIES IN HERE. 292 00:14:42,830 --> 00:14:44,490 MIGHT WORK, MIGHT NOT. 293 00:14:44,620 --> 00:14:50,620 AFTER ALL, CAT ALLERGIES ARE THE WORST KIND. 294 00:14:58,150 --> 00:14:59,720 YOU, ALLERGIC TO ME? 295 00:14:59,850 --> 00:15:02,030 OH, THAT'S RIDICULOUS. 296 00:15:02,160 --> 00:15:05,600 AFTER ALL THE YEARS WE'VE BEEN TOGETHER? 297 00:15:05,730 --> 00:15:11,510 BUT, CAT, IT SAYS HERE THAT AN ALLERGY CAN START ANY TIME. 298 00:15:11,640 --> 00:15:14,780 [ starting to sneeze] 299 00:15:14,910 --> 00:15:16,520 I'M FINE. 300 00:15:16,650 --> 00:15:20,440 [ sneezes] 301 00:15:20,570 --> 00:15:23,480 "DOCTORS ARE AT A LOSS TO EXPLAIN THIS PHENOMENON." 302 00:15:23,610 --> 00:15:28,840 OH, WELL, THAT'S JUST FINE, BUT I CAN EXPLAIN IT. 303 00:15:28,970 --> 00:15:31,970 I BET YOU'RE ALLERGIC TO... 304 00:15:33,450 --> 00:15:35,450 WEEDS! 305 00:15:35,580 --> 00:15:36,800 OH, OH, NO. 306 00:15:36,930 --> 00:15:39,240 OR POLLEN, POLLEN 307 00:15:39,370 --> 00:15:41,590 FROM THESE FLOWERS. 308 00:15:41,720 --> 00:15:44,500 I KNOW... DUST! 309 00:15:46,850 --> 00:15:50,070 [ gasps, inhales] 310 00:15:55,690 --> 00:15:58,390 [ sniffing...] 311 00:16:24,410 --> 00:16:27,760 WILL YOU SNEEZE ALREADY? 312 00:16:27,890 --> 00:16:28,980 I'M SO SORRY. 313 00:16:29,110 --> 00:16:30,380 I CAN'T DO IT. 314 00:16:30,510 --> 00:16:32,680 TRY THIS ONE ON FOR SIZE. 315 00:16:32,810 --> 00:16:34,030 [ Cat grunting] 316 00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:36,640 [ sniffing] 317 00:16:36,770 --> 00:16:39,950 [ sneezes] 318 00:16:40,080 --> 00:16:43,210 OH, IT IS YOU I'M ALLERGIC TO, CAT. 319 00:16:43,350 --> 00:16:45,830 WELL, THEN USE THIS BOOK 320 00:16:45,960 --> 00:16:49,920 AND GET YOURSELF UN-ALLERGIC TO ME. 321 00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:56,660 ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THIS, CAT? 322 00:16:56,790 --> 00:16:59,400 YES, I'M SURE ABOUT THAT, DOG. 323 00:16:59,540 --> 00:17:02,190 NOW DO WHATEVER THE BOOK SAYS. 324 00:17:02,320 --> 00:17:04,370 LET ME HELP YOU OUT THERE, DOG. 325 00:17:04,500 --> 00:17:05,500 LET'S SEE HERE. 326 00:17:05,630 --> 00:17:06,890 SAYS HERE THAT 327 00:17:07,020 --> 00:17:10,890 "OFTENTIMES, IT'S FILTHY PARTICLES IN A CAT'S FUR 328 00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:12,680 "THAT CAUSES ALLERGIES. 329 00:17:12,810 --> 00:17:16,990 TO GET RID OF THE ALLERGY, YOU MUST CLEAN THE FUR." 330 00:17:17,120 --> 00:17:20,560 THERE'S NOTHING FILTHY ABOUT MY FUR. 331 00:17:20,690 --> 00:17:22,650 HERE YOU GO, DOG. 332 00:17:24,560 --> 00:17:26,690 [ Cat screaming] 333 00:17:35,880 --> 00:17:37,230 [ crashing and banging] 334 00:17:38,360 --> 00:17:40,320 [ both grunting] 335 00:17:51,760 --> 00:17:53,370 [ giggling] 336 00:17:57,250 --> 00:17:59,250 [ whistling] 337 00:18:03,510 --> 00:18:04,690 HEY, CAT. 338 00:18:04,820 --> 00:18:06,470 I THINK IT WORKED. 339 00:18:06,600 --> 00:18:07,820 I FEEL... 340 00:18:07,950 --> 00:18:10,560 [ starting to sneeze] 341 00:18:10,690 --> 00:18:13,300 [ sneezes] 342 00:18:13,440 --> 00:18:14,870 NOT TO WORRY. 343 00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:18,700 SAYS HERE, "IF CLEANING DOESN'T WORK 344 00:18:18,830 --> 00:18:22,710 TRY GENTLY AIRING OUT THE CAT'S FUR." 345 00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:24,660 [ screaming] 346 00:18:36,850 --> 00:18:38,550 [ Cat yowling...] 347 00:18:49,300 --> 00:18:52,520 HEY, UH, ARE YOU OKAY, CAT? 348 00:18:52,650 --> 00:18:54,040 TERRIFIC. 349 00:18:54,170 --> 00:18:58,740 AS LONG AS YOUR STINKING ALLERGY'S GONE. 350 00:19:00,830 --> 00:19:02,660 [ sneezes] 351 00:19:02,790 --> 00:19:05,490 TOO BAD. 352 00:19:05,620 --> 00:19:09,670 "IF SNEEZING STILL PERSISTS, YOU MUST SHAVE THE CAT." 353 00:19:09,800 --> 00:19:11,360 NO, NO, NO, NO, DOG. 354 00:19:11,490 --> 00:19:12,580 ANYTHING BUT THAT. 355 00:19:12,710 --> 00:19:14,370 NOT MY FUR! 356 00:19:14,500 --> 00:19:21,110 BUT, CAT, YOU SAID DO WHATEVER THE BOOK SAYS. 357 00:19:21,240 --> 00:19:24,590 [ sneezes] 358 00:19:24,720 --> 00:19:27,160 I MUST SHAVE THE CAT! 359 00:19:27,290 --> 00:19:29,290 DOG, DON'T. WAIT! 360 00:19:29,420 --> 00:19:31,900 IT IS THE ONLY WAY, CAT. 361 00:19:32,040 --> 00:19:33,990 [ shaver buzzing] 362 00:19:34,120 --> 00:19:37,350 NO, DON'T DO IT! 363 00:19:37,480 --> 00:19:39,700 [ panting, grunting] 364 00:19:45,310 --> 00:19:46,790 [ buzzing] 365 00:19:56,840 --> 00:20:00,280 [ Cat screaming...] 366 00:20:15,120 --> 00:20:18,260 I'M DOING THIS FOR THE BOTH OF US! 367 00:20:29,700 --> 00:20:31,270 OH, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO! 368 00:20:34,970 --> 00:20:36,400 [ Cat screaming] 369 00:20:39,670 --> 00:20:41,890 WHOOPS, MISSED A SPOT. 370 00:20:42,020 --> 00:20:46,070 [ crying] 371 00:20:47,850 --> 00:20:49,850 HEY, LOOK AT THE BRIGHT SIDE, CAT. 372 00:20:49,980 --> 00:20:51,030 [ inhales deeply] 373 00:20:51,160 --> 00:20:54,860 I'M ALLERGY FREE! 374 00:20:54,990 --> 00:20:57,340 NOTHING FUNNIER THAN A PLUCKED CAT. 375 00:20:57,470 --> 00:20:59,560 LOOKS LIKE MY WORK HERE IS DONE. 376 00:20:59,690 --> 00:21:01,040 YUP, I-- 377 00:21:01,170 --> 00:21:02,780 [ starting to sneeze] 378 00:21:02,910 --> 00:21:05,780 NO, NOT AGAIN! 379 00:21:05,910 --> 00:21:08,480 [ sneezes] 380 00:21:08,610 --> 00:21:12,350 [ sniffling, sneezes] 381 00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:17,880 WELL, DOG, YOU GOT NO CHOICE. 382 00:21:20,060 --> 00:21:22,930 WELL, BYE, DOG. 383 00:21:23,060 --> 00:21:26,450 BYE-BYE, CAT. 384 00:21:26,580 --> 00:21:31,290 HERE'S A FOND FAREWELL FROM ME, TOO, CAT. 385 00:21:31,420 --> 00:21:33,550 [ cackles] 386 00:21:34,850 --> 00:21:39,860 [ crying] 387 00:21:39,990 --> 00:21:41,300 CHEER UP, DOGGY. 388 00:21:41,430 --> 00:21:43,510 YOU DID WHAT YOU HAD TO DO. 389 00:21:43,650 --> 00:21:47,390 [ crying]: BUT I MISS HIM. 390 00:21:47,520 --> 00:21:54,180 [ Dog starting to sneeze] 391 00:21:54,310 --> 00:21:56,570 [ very loud sneeze] 392 00:22:01,010 --> 00:22:02,270 DOG, DOG. 393 00:22:02,400 --> 00:22:04,880 THERE WAS A BRICK WALL BETWEEN US. 394 00:22:05,010 --> 00:22:06,670 AND YOU STILL SNEEZED. 395 00:22:06,800 --> 00:22:09,320 DO YOU REALIZE WHAT THIS MEANS? 396 00:22:09,450 --> 00:22:12,020 YES, WE HAVE TO REBUILD THE WALL. 397 00:22:12,150 --> 00:22:14,500 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO! 398 00:22:14,630 --> 00:22:18,720 THAT YOU'RE NOT ALLERGIC TO ME. 399 00:22:18,850 --> 00:22:20,770 COME HERE. 400 00:22:20,900 --> 00:22:24,470 YOU'RE ALLERGIC TO A CERTAIN BLUE RAT! 401 00:22:24,600 --> 00:22:27,080 OH! 402 00:22:27,210 --> 00:22:28,300 [ starts to sneeze] 403 00:22:28,430 --> 00:22:31,910 [ sneezes] 404 00:22:32,040 --> 00:22:33,300 [ shavers buzzing] 405 00:22:33,430 --> 00:22:34,960 HEY, HEY, FELLOWS, WATCH IT. 406 00:22:35,090 --> 00:22:36,310 [ stammering] 407 00:22:36,440 --> 00:22:39,140 [ buzzing, Winslow grunting] 408 00:22:39,270 --> 00:22:44,920 Cat: YOU KNOW, DOG, THERE'S NOTHING FUNNIER THAN A PLUCKED RODENT. 409 00:22:45,050 --> 00:22:46,450 [ grunting] 410 00:22:54,370 --> 00:22:56,980 ♪ ONE FINE DAY WITH A WOOF AND A PURR ♪ 411 00:22:57,110 --> 00:22:58,590 ♪ A BABY WAS BORN AND IT CAUSED A LITTLE STIR ♪ 412 00:22:58,720 --> 00:22:59,900 ♪ NO BLUE BUG AND NO THREE-EYED FROG ♪ 413 00:23:00,030 --> 00:23:01,200 ♪ JUST A FELINE, CANINE 414 00:23:01,330 --> 00:23:02,510 ♪ LITTLE CATDOG 415 00:23:02,640 --> 00:23:05,730 ♪ CATDOG... CATDOG... 416 00:23:05,860 --> 00:23:08,640 ♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD WAS A LITTLE CATDOG ♪ 417 00:23:08,770 --> 00:23:11,860 ♪ OUT ON THE ROAD OR BACK IN TOWN ♪ 418 00:23:11,990 --> 00:23:13,170 ♪ ALL KIND OF CRITTERS PUTTING CATDOG DOWN ♪ 419 00:23:13,300 --> 00:23:14,780 ♪ GOT TO RISE ABOVE IT, GOT TO TRY TO GET ALONG ♪ 420 00:23:14,910 --> 00:23:17,390 ♪ GOT TO WALK TOGETHER, GOT TO SING THIS SONG ♪ 421 00:23:17,520 --> 00:23:20,610 ♪ CATDOG... CATDOG... 422 00:23:20,740 --> 00:23:22,050 ♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD WAS A LITTLE CATDOG... ♪ 423 00:23:22,180 --> 00:23:26,140 [Captioning sponsored by THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION 424 00:23:26,270 --> 00:23:27,750 and NICKELODEON] 425 00:23:27,880 --> 00:23:29,490 ♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD WAS A LITTLE CATDOG. ♪ 426 00:23:29,620 --> 00:23:33,190 [Captioned byThe Caption Center WGBH Educational Foundation] 26507

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