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Thanks, Bob.

Here you go, Eddie.

Best deep -fried pizza on the planet.

Ah, because if it isn't deep -fried, what's the point, right?

Hey, not that you sweat a gross amount or anything, but I made you the type to

spread the headband.

Thanks.

How do I look?

Great.

Yeah. You know, I didn't know any better.

I would think you guys wanted something from me.

By now you've heard that the International Skate Video Awards are

Gilroy. It's going to be mammoth. This is bigger than when the meteor crushed

half our town. So, of course, Luther and I are going to create our own video to

enter into the competition. But we need money. Yeah, it's always awkward and

weird to ask people for money.

Yeah, like telling your best friend that he has a piece of spaghetti hanging

from his ear.

Awkward!

Well, we do want something from you, Eddie. We want to enter the

Skate Video Awards, and we need money.

How much?

Fifteen big ones.

Fifteen thousand?

No, no, fifteen bucks for film supplies and two bananas.

No, no, no, no, guys, guys, guys, you're thinking way too small here. I love

this idea, though, because if you were actually able to pull this off and win,

this would be huge for Riot Skates. Holy guacamole.

I just had a stroke of genius.

I am going to give you the Riot Skates credit card.

Now I'm trusting you with this.

So spend it wisely.

All right?

Don't mess this up.

Kitty, we're going to make the most awesome, greatest skate video ever!

Wait, don't tell me. Dude, you won't believe what happened. Yes, no, maybe.

Don't forget that I'm a genius. Are you crazy? Someone should be listening to

us. Wait, don't tell me. Not again.

Would you just calm down? Is there a problem?

Let's get a pizza.

And then what? Like nothing ever happened. Calm down. It's only Tuesday.

We'll get a pizza.

And hope that no one overheard us talking. Calm down. Cause I'm a genius.

It's only Thursday.

And by tomorrow, we'll have everything just fine.

Getting this credit card is a major game changer.

Everything we thought about making a skate video, out the window. We now have

think Hollywood movie big.

Oh, tiny drinker.

I got it.

Put it on the card. Business expense, you know.

I got the tip out. Go ahead and get yourself a big one.

Something real nice. Real nice.

Now. What can we do to kick this video into gear? What do we need?

Evil leprechauns. Action scenes.

We need chases. Chases.

Oh, evil leprechauns.

Explosions. We need explosions.

Oh, I got one.

Evil leprechauns.

Did you just say evil leprechauns? Come on, bro. You know all the best villains

are leprechauns. Okay, have you seen Evil Leprechaun 10?

Oh, wait, wait, wait. The guy, he had the mini chainsaw.

That's the best movie ever. Okay, okay.

I'd be able to find everything we need in this phone book.

Here, you take this half, look for evil leprechaun, and I'll look for

pyrotechnic. Luther and I have come a long way since making our first skate

video.

Anyway,

we've hit the big time now.

I can't believe we rented a sound stage.

It's like we're making a real Hollywood movie. Thanks to this piece of plastic,

we are.

There you go, my good man. Put it on the credit card.

Okay,

what do we got here?

We got the fan for the fake snow. We have the lights, standard coffin, a

camera, and last but not least, a creative Hollywood -grade explosive.

There's a whole lot of boom -boom in here.

Oh, you know I love the boom boom.

Everybody and their stupid brother is making a skate video.

But not to worry, I got first place in my butt pocket.

I'm sure you can handle this off.

Are you kidding?

I'm a one -man film crew. I've got everything you need. Lights, camera,

mic.

Hard -boiled egg.

The secret to making a great skate video is simple.

Star power.

And who's the biggest star in the world?

Lady Lucy.

Exactly. And she happens to be in town this week singing the national anthem at

the Gilroy Arena. You definitely want to be in my skate video.

Double die.

Wait, how do you know she wants to?

Oh, we like this.

She writes me letters all the time.

I'm her number one fan.

Dear number one fan.

This is the form letter everyone gets.

I'm taking back my doy. Trust me.

We are getting Lady Lucy.

The doy stay.

How's it feel?

Great.

Totally felt dead.

Are you the food pickers making the skate video?

Yeah, we're them.

We know you. You're the elf dude from the mall.

What I do at Christmas is my own business, you doorknob.

Now, you want the full leprechaun package?

Full leprechaun package.

Otherwise, you pay as you go.

Evil leprechaun laugh.

That's 50 bucks.

Me running?

75.

Boxing a kangaroo.

250. Great, we'll take everything but the kangaroo fight.

Oh, come on, bro. It's a kangaroo.

While you two geniuses figure it out, I'll be taking a paid coffee break.

We're so gallantly streaming.

And the rocket's red glare, the bombs bursting in air.

It's okay. I'm Lady Lucy's backup singer.

What makes you two lunatics think I want to be in your pathetic little video?

I'm worth over a billion dollars and I don't even know you. Security!

What's up with that?

Last minute purchase. I thought, since we're doing an action scape flick, I'd

sort of a James Bond thing.

Huh. What's going on here?

I'm a leprechaun hunter.

Bought it at the leprechaun hunting store.

Oh, the one on second?

No, the one on Lincoln.

So, you don't think it's going to be kind of confusing unless we're in

costumes? Oh, no.

Audiences totally get stuff now. You can put any junk in a movie and they'll get

it.

What the?

You got the tux, guy.

It's a bozo with a dumb hat. It's confusing.

We can talk about our awesome costumes later. We have a lot of work to do

people. We have to shoot a lot of stuff. Now, remember, this is the scene right

after we got out of the helicopter fall, right? And we're just about to spot the

evil leprechaun. That's where you come in. No kidding, butt rake. Okay,

everybody, let's get going. We have a lot to do, a lot to do, a lot of energy.

All right, you ready, Otis?

Rolling. And action.

Bro, I wanted to say that.

Here we go.

And action!

Gotcha, suckers!

That hurts for real! Cut! Cut!

Cut!

And action! So, just like any good Hollywood scary movie, we had our evil

leprechaun fight scenes, a mountaintop ski chase, and most important, our big

special effects stocking.

All right, bro, this is it.

Make special effects, John.

The pops. Thanks for letting us use your shack.

Yeah, we'll take good care of it, bro.

Handling Hollywood -grade explosives is serious business.

That's why I used the Rise Gates credit card and got a certified special effects

guy. Because you never want to have too much.

Okay, handling Hollywood -grade explosives is a serious business.

That's why I got the Rise Gates credit card and got a certified special effects

guy.

Thanks, Bill.

Never want to add too much.

All right, let's get the explosions out of the shack and let's get this special

effects shot going.

Guys, look, I know we're all stoked about the video, but give me a break.

I just got off the phone with the credit card company. They say you got like a

million charges.

Hey, relax.

It's all going to be worth it. Just wait till you see the final shack jump. I

mean, there's going to be fireworks everywhere.

All right, Luz, let's go do a safety check inside the shack one more time.

Safety first, people. Stand back. Stand back.

Stand back. Safety first.

Safety first.

Okay.

It's kind of dark in here. Luth, hit that switch.

I can't find it. Where's... Oh, here it is.

There's nothing to be alarmed about. It was just one little mishap. I'm

officially shutting down this production.

Give me the credit card.

Oh, no. Goodbye, little buddy.

Give it. Give me that.

Give it. Give it. Give it.

Eddie,

just don't wig out. We got a bunch of amazing footage. We'll put it together

tonight. Trust me, this video is going to knock your socks off.

Yeah, well, I'll be the judge of that.

Oh, hey, Pop.

not giving up. Just gotta find Lady Lucy before she leaves town.

Uh, may I respectfully say something, Kojo? You're not an ever -one fan!

Are you done?

Almost. She doesn't love you, man. She thinks you're a fool. And I'll drop

blisters on my... Now I'm done. You're right, Ozzie. She doesn't care about

Kojo. But that doesn't matter.

She's gonna be in my skating video.

Whether she likes it or not.

I like where this is going.

Okay,

guys.

I got your tech.

Eddie, I know you have your doubts about us right now, but here it is.

The DVD that's going to win us first place at the International Skate Video

Award. Yeah? Well, you better wow me.

Drop it. Okay. I've got to wow you. You just be ready.

Ready.

Skeetard.

Starring Zeke Falcone.

And Luther Waffle.

With special guest Martin Van Pelt as the evil leprechaun. That's too bad,

Oh, we're geniuses. I can taste the trophy.

Did you notice anything missing from this skateboarding video?

Oh, we should have got the boxing kangaroos. No!

I'm talking about the skateboarding. Because all I'm seeing is a bunch of

goofballs popping out of coffins.

He was right.

I guess we got so caught up trying to make this big Hollywood video that we

of forgot about the skating.

Guys, the deadline for the video awards is tomorrow.

I can't submit this.

It's terrible.

It's garbage.

You understand?

You cost Riot Skates a small fortune.

Bad.

Bad.

Sorry. Luz, don't cry.

How do you know her limo will take this alley to the airport?

Trust me, I know everything about Lady Lucy. She hates freeways, loves llamas,

and dislikes cold toilet seats.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

there she is. Get in the position.

Ah!

I don't have time for emergencies. I'm a celebrity.

I know, but there is a llama giving birth down the street, and the baby's

is getting all scrunchy like this.

Oh, no, a llama.

Celebrities love llamas.

Where? That way.

Move your celebrity buns.

Call them back.

Call my agent. It's a photo op.

Now, relax your shoulders like you're skating.

What? Huh?

Oh, no, you're that awful kid I hate. You've got some nerve. Now move it.

Thanks, Lady Lucy.

I'm coming.

Cut. Got it.

With a little trick photography, it's in the bag.

Bodacious.

Well, we can kiss that skate video award goodbye.

I don't get it.

Making a skate video used to be so much fun.

Simple. Yeah, it actually had skating in them.

You're right.

I have an idea.

We have six hours. That's easily enough time to make an old school skate video.

Let's crush it. And we don't need explosions or fake snow or an evil

We don't need anything. Let's do it.

I'm going to need our boards. Yeah, probably.

All right, Coach O. You're going to film just my legs while I skate in these

crazy Lady Lucy shoes.

Man, how do female ladies walk in those things?

Well, they're actually kind of comfy.

Action!

This time, we never skated so hard and had so

much fun.

In the end, we finished our skate video just in the nick of time.

Welcome! To the 25th Annual International Skate Video Award.

There we were, competing against some of the best skaters

in the world. Two Brazilian dudes, a Canadian.

And Gojo.

Whatever, it was still an honor.

Give it up for Pierre Luke, skating the cliff.

is Cornelius Jonesworth with special guest, Lady Lucy, a skate duet.

And directed by Sir Ozzie Kephart.

Yeah!

Dude, you're wearing short shorts?

When you got sweet knees, why hide the goods?

Look.

I directed this.

No biggie. Really biggie, actually.

Oh, sorry. Your hair's in my mouth. Sorry.

Sorry about that.

Call my agent. It's a photo op.

You're the kiddo. You got some moves.

Thanks, Lady Lucy.

I'm coming, Mama.

Ah. Yeah.

Yeah. Give it up for me.

Yeah.

And me.

And our last video of the evening, Vegan Luther with Old School.

Woo.

Concrete. You bet, bro.

That's all you really want.

Whoa!

Beautiful, man.

Beautiful. Oh, yeah.

Good job. Are you sweating or crying?

Both. A little bit. Both.

And this year's winner of the International State Video Awards is...

Beautiful, Angela.

Prettiest thing I've ever seen.

Hey, Martin.

Just here to congratulate us on winning the award, huh?

No, I'm here for something else.

What's that?

Your credit card was declined!

Well, it really is an evil leprechaun.