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I dropped a frozen waffle.
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Not cold enough for you, huh?
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How about frozen? Nothing?
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How hot is it?
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Ginger, what are you doing?
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That's for using all the hot water. I
had to take a freezing cold shower this
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morning. I didn't use any hot water.
I've been sleeping.
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No? Well, you would have.
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Pit sniffer.
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You're way out of control.
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And you know what? I'm not even going to
retaliate. For once, I'm just going to
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let it be.
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So beat it. Over.
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You put guacamole in my shoes.
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Now it ends.
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Got it? You might want to check your
pants pocket.
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It's still not over yet, huh?
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wait don't tell me dude you won't
believe what happened yes no maybe don't
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forget that i'm a genius are you crazy
someone should be listening to us wait
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don't tell me not again would you just
calm down is that
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Okay. Okay, we're good over here.
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Oz, what do you think? I think we'll be
kicking some serious great fanny at the
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tech fair because, gents, we've invented
the most scientifically advanced engine
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in history.
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Hey, the taco valve won't stay on the
paper towel pipe.
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Here, use this hair clip.
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I don't know about you fellas, but I'm
so excited I'm a flutter. Oh, no.
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We wouldn't normally be bro -chilling
with Ozzy. But we had to do a project
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the tech fair, so we teamed up with him.
Okay.
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Let's crank this bad boy up. Loop in the
wheel.
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Okay,
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steady. Run faster!
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March, man! March!
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Now for the true test.
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We'll admit close.
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I prefer my toast lightly browned.
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If you guys were my eyes, you'd see how
dumb you all look. Not now, we're about
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to make history.
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We're toasting, people!
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Toasting!
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How could you ruin our project? We've
been working on it for weeks!
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Huh, this isn't even my hair clip. It's
Mom's.
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Okay, there have been a lot of gnarly
moments with Ginger over the years, but
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today was the worst, and it never ends.
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All I can do is take my anger out on
this hand gripper.
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I've been doing it a lot lately.
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Oh, sweet news!
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New possum zombie video game comes out
tomorrow.
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Dead possums, reloaded. Who do we show
gonna be first in line? I'll butter it
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up.
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Oh, you got chair butt, bro.
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Ginger, put glue on my seat again.
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It's from Ozzy. He says, come over,
gents.
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All righty.
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I mean, who says gent?
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Hey, I just got your text.
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What is all this stuff down here? It's
mostly my mother's equipment.
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Is she like some weird scientist or
something?
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Yeah. She works for one of the top tech
labs in the world. She's not weird at
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all. Cool. So, what do you want?
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Well, fellow tech fair partners, I
stayed up all night with two short naps
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invented our new project.
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Voila!
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A sippy cup?
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I call it an anti -gravity cup. You can
drink the beverage of your choice lying
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in bed on a trampoline hanging upside
down without smelling a drop.
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So much for the tech fair.
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Whatever. Oz, you got a little rodent
problem in your pocket. Oh, Sidney, up
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from your nap. Oh, did you miss your
best buddy in the whole wide world?
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Now fetch me a treat.
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Oh,
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thanks, Sid.
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Oh, Oz, you got that thing trained
pretty well.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, thanks for behavior modification,
Chip.
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Wow. Potato chip technology's really
come a long way.
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Not a potato chip, a micro chip.
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My mother's company developed them for
animals that they send into space.
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In Sidney's case, I clipped the chip
behind his little tiny ear, and it
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the natural evil that all hamsters
possess.
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Now he's the sweetest pet. Wow.
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I was thinking to use one of those for
your sister. Oh, yeah, for sure.
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Actually, that's not a bad idea.
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If I put one on Ginger, maybe it would
take out her natural evil.
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Oz, you got to hook us up with one.
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Negatory. Chip hasn't been tested on
humans. Or shifters.
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Hey, Oz, you want to show us what that
cool thing over there is?
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It's a mini fridge, a .k .a. my beverage
fort.
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What do you want, Sidney? You want an
orange juice?
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Oh, this is a fun function here. I call
it a fun skin.
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Okay, it probably wasn't right to take
Oz's behavior modification chip, but if
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Ginger becomes less of a pain in the
caboose, then I've made the world a
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place.
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But how are we going to get it behind
her ear?
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If she catches us, she's going to have a
freak attack.
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Major freak attack. We have to be
sneaky.
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Super sneaky.
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Cue the sneaky music!
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I was thinking a little bit more spy.
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What is your Uncle Chet doing here?
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Oh, thought we could use his help. He's
handy.
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Sorry, Uncle Chet, there's too many
people.
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Oh, FYI, I took a really long shower and
used all the hot water, so you're going
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to have to take an icy cold one.
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Icy. No worries.
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No worries?
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Holy crap, Jake, the chip actually
worked. I feel like the wicked witch of
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Gilroy just croaked.
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I didn't mean to bug you, but I made you
some brownies.
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It's funny. I was making my usual recipe
for you, and it called for a cup of cat
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vomit. Why would I put a cup of cat
vomit in my brother's brownies? It makes
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sense.
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Thanks, Jen.
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Wow. I forgot what an actual brownie
tasted like.
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So, what are you guys up to today?
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The usual, skating.
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Why? Mind if I hang out?
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Who knew there was a cool human being
under all that ginger?
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Look, I'm happy for Zeke that Ginger's
this normal sister now. But if you ask
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me, she's been hanging out a little too
much.
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But hey, I'm not going to let it bother
me.
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Spro's night out. Me and Ze camping out
for the new possum zombie video game.
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I've got to get my dead possum on.
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First in life.
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Yeah, you know it, bro daddy.
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Oh, brought you some seasoning.
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You know how you like it salty.
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Ginge, you score?
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Oh, yeah, baby.
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I bought all the turkey jerky in town.
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I didn't know what flavor you liked.
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Sorry about them all. You are the jerky
queen.
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A little better?
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Yeah.
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What is she doing here?
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Okay, well, when did she start liking
possums?
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I don't know, but it's cool. We've been
playing all the old games all afternoon.
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I totally nailed your red possums. And I
totally squashed your possum babies.
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I'm going to go make a juice run. You
possum dogs hold down the fort.
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So, uh, isn't there other friends you
should be hanging out with?
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Nope. It's my new best friend.
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Zeke is not your best friend, okay?
You're his sister. Zeke's my best
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Listen to me, waffles.
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You're no longer wanted around here. So
beat it before it gets ugly.
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You are not
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Zeke's best friend, okay? Because I'm
Zeke's best friend. I've been his best
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friend since before you were born.
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Barsad, you have corn on your nose.
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Secondly, I don't care.
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It's the Zeke and Ginger show now, baby.
And if I ever catch you hanging around,
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I'm going to wreck you.
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Oh, yeah?
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Well, I'm going to wreck you.
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He tried to bite me.
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That was a warning.
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Leave!
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All right, we're all juiced up.
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Where's Luth?
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Oh, he got a text from his mom, and he
had to go home.
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Huh.
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That's weird.
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Yeah, I guess it's just the two of us.
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So what am I going to do now?
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Just hang out with myself?
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Yeah! Kick me!
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I won.
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Well, he doesn't cheat.
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You want to be my friend?
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Yeah! All right!
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Sorry, I just don't have that many
friends. In fact, my mom's been paying
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mailman to eat lunch with me.
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Oh, Sidney, up from your nap?
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No biting, Sidney!
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Sorry, he hates anyone who tries to be
my friend.
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Ginger tried to bite me, too.
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Ginger? Why would she do that?
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No reason.
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I mean, we definitely didn't take one of
your behavior modification potato chips
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and put it on her.
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My licensor's going off. I wonder what
triggered it.
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Okay, fine!
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I mean, we put one of the chips on
Ginger, but at first she was cool, but
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she's all jealous that she turned on me.
You did what? You have to remove it!
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There's no telling what could happen!
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Trust me, I'm not an idiot.
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Who is it?
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Who do you think?
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Hey, bro, got your tech?
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Are you alone, huh?
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Were you followed?
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Dude, what's up with the freakiness?
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We need to get that chip out of Ginger's
ear right now, all right? It's not
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safe. Are you nuts? Ginger's been great
lately.
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Are you kidding me? Okay, last night in
line, Ginger tried to... Hey, buddy.
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What are you doing here?
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I couldn't find Zeke, and I thought
maybe he was here.
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What's going on?
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Oh, we're just talking about the new
possum zombies.
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Bro, you gotta come over and play with
us. I've torched so many possums with my
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thumb, sir.
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What?
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Catch you later.
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Told you to stay away from my best
friend. You try that again, I'll rip
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nose off.
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Oh, and this fell over.
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Fine, okay?
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If Zeke won't take out the chip...
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I know that because Ginger's become so
cool to hang out with now that Luther's
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feeling a little left out. But he'll
come around.
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Right, Ginch?
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Yeah, I mean, I love Luther.
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Too bad. I was really hoping he could
chill with us.
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What are you doing? I'm getting Zeke
back as my best friend.
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Dream on, pickniffer.
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Your toe.
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control okay she wants you all to
herself she tried to destroy me luther
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talking crazy again crazy i'll show you
crazy look at that she backed up a room
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trying to run after me dude you want to
tell me what's going
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on i swear okay the dresser the chair
luther i have no idea what you're
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yammering about but can i go back to
sewing my brother's sock look for once i
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have an awesome sister she even sews my
socks
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Don't ruin it for me, okay?
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Okay, I'm telling you, bro, this is not
who she says she is!
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Zeke!
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Zeke!
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If you happen to remove the chip from
Ginger, do so now.
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It's malfunctioning, I tell you.
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Malfunctioning! Wait, really? Yes.
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I was having lunch with my mailman
friend when Sidney got so jealous, he
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Ginger's have to get him.
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No, I need the number of a superhero.
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Anyone? I'll even take Turtle Boy.
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Bro. You can't get in. Your door's all
bashed in. Bro, don't. It's Ginger.
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wacko.
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Bro, she's gone.
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The only way to fix Ginger is to destroy
the chip.
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But how?
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Well... I was able to lure Sidney onto
his hamster wheel with his favorite
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pre -chewed marshmallow.
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Then he started running faster and
faster and faster and...
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This is them one. I'm not done.
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And faster and faster and faster!
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And when he hit 50 miles per hour, the
behavior modification ship overloaded.
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00:18:31,690 --> 00:18:33,850
After that, Sidney was back to his old
hamster self.
245
00:18:34,970 --> 00:18:37,530
Well, looks like we're going to have to
set a trap.
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Set a trap?
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Using a pre -chewed marshmallow?
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No. You.
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Oh,
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hey,
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Ginge. Just came by to chill with Zeke,
my best bro.
252
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We're hanging out.
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Got to get her up to 50 miles per hour.
Let's kick it up a notch.
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They got me a hat for Christmas.
255
00:19:31,300 --> 00:19:32,300
Who's there?
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46?
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47? The wheels are breaking up.
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49?
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50?
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Jeff!
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Ginger,
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are you okay?
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So Ginger's back to her old self.
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I realize that there's no such thing as
a perfect sister.
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Heck, I'm not perfect. Now there's
Luther.
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Yep, I am.
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00:20:18,480 --> 00:20:22,520
Hey, guys. I was making brownies for my
judo class in space and made too many.
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00:20:22,860 --> 00:20:24,960
You want them? Come on. They're good.
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00:20:30,540 --> 00:20:31,840
Yeah. Not bad.
270
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She added extra cat vomit.
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And gravel.
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Oh yeah, baby.
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