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Wow, I can't believe a skate company
would just give you a car. And the name
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that company is Riot Skates
Incorporated.
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Sponsored skaters.
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It's nice.
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Yep.
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Even nicer when you sit in it.
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Seats four.
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One, two, three.
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What a quinkity.
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Carpooling is so good for the
environment.
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And, as Junior Miss Gilroy, it's a cause
I feel strongly about.
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Yeah, yeah, me too.
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Super strongly.
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So why don't we hop in the car and we
can go kick it at Linsicum Beach?
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Okay, as you can see, Luther and I are,
uh, how should I say, hitting on those
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girls. Guilty.
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Z's got a thing for, uh, Monica, Junior
Miss Gilroy.
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I'm a sash man.
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See, I like the other one, Bridget. That
little birdie just told me that she
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dumped her boyfriend, Mike Hicks. Guess
I gotta introduce her to the wonderful
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world of waffles.
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I just broke up with my boyfriend
yesterday.
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You broke up with Mike?
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Yeah.
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I had no idea.
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Come on, let's hug it out.
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You know, I'm not sure I'm ready to
start dating again.
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Yeah, and I have a pageant next week, so
no dating until I win.
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Oh, um, dating?
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Guys, who said anything about a date?
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What? What, a date? Who said date?
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Wow, you jerk.
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Um, just a couple of nice guys taking a
couple of nice girls to the beach.
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Okay, let's do it. As long as we
carpool.
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Luce, to the beach!
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Freeze, dirtbags!
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Oh, I knew these shorts were against the
law.
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Wait, don't tell me. Dude, you won't
believe what happened. Yes, no, maybe.
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Don't forget that I'm a genius. Are you
crazy? Someone could be listening to us.
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Wait, don't tell me. Not again.
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Would you just calm down? Is there a
problem?
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Let's get a pizza.
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We'll act like nothing ever happened.
Calm down. It's only Thursday.
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We'll get a pizza and hope that no one
overhears us talking. Calm down. Because
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I'm a genius.
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It's only Thursday.
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Just as I thought.
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Code violation.
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His paint job is three shades too
glossy.
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Dingo, why are you hassling us?
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Well, we've gotten a lot of complaints
lately about you two and your sweet
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little ride.
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Could you hurry it up? Because we have
ladies waiting.
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Oh, I know what you're saying.
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If I keep my ma waiting, she paddles my
buns.
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Don't worry.
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You meant ladies for romancing. Yeah.
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I totally knew that.
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So you're going to give us a ticket or
not?
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Not. This time I'm throwing the book at
you, but I'm going to make it stick,
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literally.
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How's my driving? Now every concerned
citizen has a hotline to police
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headquarters.
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Jump suit put you up to this?
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No. I'm sorry, I can't divulge that
information.
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You see, when I joined the force, I took
an oath. Jerky.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Jumpsuit put me up to it. Don't say
anything.
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We've never seen eye to eye with my
neighbor Jumpsuit. He's just a mean old
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waxer. He's been getting even more bus
waxery ever since we got the riot rig.
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Jumpsuit thinks putting a stupid bumper
sticker on our car is going to spoil our
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fun, well... This is my phone number.
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Okay, guys. Okay, that'll be Bob. What's
up? Who's
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the
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analyst?
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Hello, Department of Driving Safety.
This is Officer Phipps. Phipps!
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I want to make a complaint about those
kids driving that riot skates car.
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Oh, absolutely, sir. Where are those two
boys also? Oh, I'm sure you are.
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Now, is the problem that they're too
good looking or just too awesome?
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What are you talking about, Phipps?
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Phipps!
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Phipps!
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Ladies, we're going to treat you to
whichever donuts you like. Put it on our
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tab. Yep.
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Gentlemen, you're early.
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Eddie, early, early for what?
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Our meeting.
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It's not for another hour. You totally
forgot about the meeting, didn't you?
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Come on, Eddie. We didn't forget about
the meeting.
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Hey, bro, did we forget about the
meeting? I told you guys to start
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stuff down. I did write it down. Look.
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Start writing stuff down.
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Guys, Jackson Kuplik, the CEO of Riot
Skates, is flying here from Texas to
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you.
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A meeting?
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We had plans.
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Yeah, two plans.
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So what are we going to do?
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Bro, I say we do both.
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Really? Both?
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Yeah. Eddie, we'll be there. Yeah. Good.
And don't be late, because in case you
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hadn't noticed, I just had surgery to
seal up my sweat glands.
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Wow. It strives the bone. Yeah. And my
doc says to avoid any and all stress.
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Hey, we'll be there. All right? We're
not going to let you down.
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Good.
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Wow, the beach.
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Mike never wanted to go to the beach.
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Such a Mike move.
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Eddie, what's up?
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Guess who just walked into Don's?
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It's a public.
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What? I thought we had an hour. Yeah, I
did too, but we don't. He's here now.
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Go, lady.
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You got a problem rustling up my
skaters? No, sir.
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You better get over here now.
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Don't sweat it.
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Quack, quack.
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A couple of chairs.
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Wait, what?
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We have to get back.
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Wow, the beach is so beautiful today.
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You know, California has 612 miles of
pristine beach coastline.
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California, my home state.
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Wow, I had no idea.
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You know, Monica, you won't find this in
one of your fact books, but no day at
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the beach is complete without lemonade.
Right, Luz?
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Right, right.
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We should go get some. Really, I don't
need any lemonade. Look,
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I suck a lot of money into this company,
cold lady. I'm just not sure I feel so
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warm and fuzzy about working with these
young fellas.
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Oh, no, sir. Zeke and Luther are great.
They're very professional young men.
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Janine, two lemonades to go, please.
Thank you.
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So, you must be Mr. Kupflick. It is an
honor to meet you, sir.
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So, uh, guess we'll be doing some
business -y stuff together?
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Uh, yeah.
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A co -lady and I were just discussing
that. Wow.
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Luke, you know when you're at one of
those really important meetings and
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everything is going so great that time
just flies?
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I sure do, Z. I can't even believe the
meeting's already over.
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Much love, Mr. C.
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You're hilarious.
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Ho, you horses, fellas!
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Don't scurry off like a couple of
spooked armadillos. I thought I would
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know you a little better.
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In fact, let's do lunch.
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Lunch. That sounds great.
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We just have to go put more quarters in
the parking meter.
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Yeah. All right, but hurry back. I got
some big news for you fellas.
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Just in case I get thirsty on the way to
the car.
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Sorry about the delay.
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Gilroy's all out of lemonade, so we had
to drive to Milpitas.
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Milpitas, the jewel of the Central
Coast.
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Did not know that. Here you go.
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And mine's empty.
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Oh, yeah.
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I got a little thirsty on the way.
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But I left you a sip.
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So, what do you girls want to do?
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We could play beach volleyball or build
a sandcastle.
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Or, you know what is a really cool beach
activity?
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Getting buried in the sand.
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And now what do we do?
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Just sit back and enjoy it, honey bun. I
think we should take some pictures of
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the girls enjoying themselves, but I
left the darn camera in the car. I will
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BRB. I bet Mike never buried you, right?
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Wait!
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I'm getting sand in my sack.
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Guys, have a seat and enjoy some of
these Asian pea poppers with me.
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Get her done.
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Hold on now.
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We're going to do this Asian style with
genuine Asian chopper sticks.
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So that we can enjoy each and every
individual pea, no matter how long it
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Okay, so here's the big news. You boys
like baseball, right?
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Not really.
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Yeah. Okay, so tonight, during the
seventh inning stretch of the Crappers
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you two are going to take a victory lap
around the outfield in the Riot Skates
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car.
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It's Bridget. Go on, you can get that.
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No, no, that's probably the wrong
number. No, I insist.
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I got a rule. We don't hide anything in
this company. So, if you get a phone
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call, you take it in front of everybody.
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Go on, speakerphone it.
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Yeah. Hello?
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What the heck is going on?
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We... What's going on is that we have to
go get the ridescape car. Watch for
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sidescape!
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And you're going to do just fine. You
two are the most inconsiderate guys I've
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ever met.
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Way worse than Mike Hicks? Way worse.
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That is low.
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Hold on. No, no, hold on. Listen, we're
sorry we've been such jerks. You got to
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let us make it up to you. We'll take you
to the crabbers game tonight.
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Yeah, it'll be awesome.
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Four of us.
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Driving up to the Crabbers game in this
door.
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Bro.
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Somebody stole our car.
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We walked nine miles from Lensica Beach.
And why?
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Because our car was stolen.
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I left my shoes in the car, and my feet
are sensitive.
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The riot rig's been stolen, and we have
to make an appearance at the... crabbers
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game in three hours oh i got an idea
stall stall yeah i like it buy
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more time not like hide out in a
bathroom stall until this whole thing
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over stolen cars don't just blow over
you have to tell it
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my guys i got your text i don't know why
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but mr cuplick loves you which means he
loves me which means i love you that's
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great eddie yeah Life is great for Eddie
Colletti right now, and I don't want to
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jinx it, but it looks like my sweat
seals are holding up. I haven't sweat a
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in 12 hours.
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Eddie, we got to tell you something, and
you're not going to like it. What? Why?
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Please don't stress me. He's going to
stress me, isn't he?
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The thing is... There's Team Couplet.
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Get your pigs in a poke, boys, because
we're going to town.
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You're not going to believe this, but
we're expecting like five zillion people
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at the Crabbers game tonight.
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And before it skips my mind, be sure and
park the ride -skates car out front
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where everybody can see it. It's a real
eye -catcher.
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Oh, sir, the thing about the car is...
The car?
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No, not the car.
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Oh, no. I think I'm springing a leak.
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Oh, whoa! Oh!
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Doggone it, Coletta! Get control of
yourself!
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You're sweating at me.
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Now, what's this about the car?
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It's been stolen, sir.
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Stolen? Uh, the car is insured, sir, and
I can file a police report, but you
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have every right to be upset.
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Upset? You're darn tootin' I'm upset.
I'm real upset.
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No, uh, listen.
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That's cold, laddie.
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I am madder than a toad in a hot
skillet. And when I get mad, I fire
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Mr. Complex, sir, we're really sorry.
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Yeah, please don't fire us. Oh, I'm not
gonna fire you boys. I'm gonna fire him.
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He fired Eddie.
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Was he Eddie Coletti?
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Our first gay rep?
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I'm never going to forget him.
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Me neither.
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So we put together a mushy tribute.
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Would you roll the mushy tribute,
please?
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I can't believe I'm never going to see
that sweaty lug again.
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Luke, it can't end like this.
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Eddie's more than our manager.
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He's our friend.
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We have to find a way to convince Mr.
Kublik to give Eddie his job back.
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Okay, how about this?
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We find the riot rig, we steal it back,
we get to the Crabbers game, and Mr.
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Kublik gets so happy that he hires Eddie
back.
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I like it.
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But we don't know who the bus waxer is
that stole our car.
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Luke, think.
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Who is the biggest bus waxer?
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We know.
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My kicks.
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I'm talking about a certain astronaut
who hates us.
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And it's time for Crabbers Baseball.
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I'm Trevor Flapp, and today's game is
brought to you by Riot Skates.
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I know we're all looking forward to that
cool Riot Skates car taking a lap
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during the seventh inning stretch.
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That's a nice -looking porterhouse steak
you got there, Luce.
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Thanks, bro.
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Think I should turn the porterhouse
steak over?
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Yeah, why don't you cook the other side
for a while?
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I think an astronaut just entered our
orbit.
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Why don't you let that porterhouse steak
stay on the coals for a little while
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longer? You know how I like them burnt.
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Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You
don't treat a porterhouse like that.
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Take this pig off the grill.
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As soon as you tell us where our car is.
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I don't know where your dang car is.
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Mr. Johnson, you've wanted it gone since
we got it. Now tell us where it is or
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the state gets it.
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Okay, okay, okay, I'll tell you
everything. Just please stop burning
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beautiful piece of beef.
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Hey, look, I admit, I had your car
towed. What?
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It was parked in a red zone.
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No, it wasn't.
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Your car wasn't stolen. It's sitting
down at the city tow yard right now.
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He's giving me a mistake.
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Let's roll.
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Come to papa.
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There it is. Dinkle,
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that's him.
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Sorry, boys. I'm off the clock.
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And this time you're not going to be
able to buy me off with a piece of
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Toofy. That'll work.
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All right. I'm looking the other way.
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This didn't happen. Nudge, nudge, wink,
wink, tickle the queen.
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Wait, huh?
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I think it means we can go in.
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Uh,
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Dingle, what is that?
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Oh, that's Molly, the guard ostrich.
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Be careful. She's a feisty one.
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Lock up when you're done.
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Bro, I don't know about this.
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I got it covered. Hey, you go fire up
the rig.
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Ostriches dig me.
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Eric Royster stepping to the plate.
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You know, the crowd seems a little down
because that darn Riot skate car has yet
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to make an appearance.
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Peanuts. Get your peanuts. Who wants
peanuts? All right.
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Now batting, number 10, Eric Royster.
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Royster steps to the plate.
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First pitch, he sends to a straightaway
center.
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The Mennies should have this for out
number three.
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Oh, wait.
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It's the Riot skate car.
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This is trouble for the Crabbers.
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Two runs are going to score.
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Wubbles makes the catch.
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Holy Toledo, the Crabbers win.
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Now that's what I call baseball.
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Riot Gates made the appearance of a
lifetime.
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And we hung around after the game and
passed out some gear.
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Mr. Kupflick was glad to see us.
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But nobody was happier than Eddie.
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Because Mr. Kupflick gave him his job
back.
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Don't you love it when stuff gets
wrapped up like that?
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So, the moral of the story is, don't
date girls that are attractive.
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Okay? Because attractive girls will...
No, no, no, no, no, Luke. The moral of
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the story is, do your job and then do
other fun stuff or your manager could
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fired. That's good, bro. I gotta write
that down in my journal.
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Oh, from now on, I'm writing down
everything.
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Fun facts, tidbits, messages, recipes,
baseball statistics, galaxies, sock
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sizes, monkeys per capita, how long I
can hold my breath, Zodiac Signs,
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underwear.
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Bridget, Monica, we know we messed up
bad. You gotta let us make it up to you.
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This isn't so bad.
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Yeah, this is nothing.
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Molly?
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