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When you're a skater, anything can become something to grind on.

Even our truck.

Come on, bro!

Yeah, come on!

Yeah!

Oh, sorry we grinded your face off, Mr. Rail, but we had to do it.

You know what I could go for right about now, Liz?

Cheese smoothies.

Coming right up, bro.

That's some tasty drinking cheese, my friend.

It's even tastier on the rebound.

Nice set of wheels you got there, Carl.

Top of the line.

550 horsepower, chrome wheels, and a built -in cup to soak my dentures.

Now, you boys think you can do me a favor, take care of this baby while I go

inside and get these bad boys resized?

You think you hamheads can handle that?

Come on, I got you, you old geezer. Even though you're bald like a coconut,

we're still family.

Don't worry, Zeke. I'll take care of this.

You're a bad man, Zeke! Okay? A bad, bad man!

Look what you did!

I'm sorry.

Wait, don't tell me. Dude, you won't believe what happened. Yes, no, maybe.

Don't forget that I'm a genius. Are you crazy? Someone could be listening to us.

Wait, don't tell me. Not again.

Would you just calm down? Is there a problem?

Let's get a pizza.

I told you bird brains not to touch my scooter.

Carl, to be honest, the thing had way too much pep for you. It was probably a

matter of time before you got into a wreck. We saved a life.

You're welcome.

So now we're going to get on out of here.

Oh, no, you don't. I'm not going to let you off the hook this time.

You're going to pay me back every last buck.

3 ,000 of them. 3 ,000?

Yeah, you heard me.

Carl, we're sponsored skaters. I'm sure we have the money.

All right, bro. Let's go to the secret money stash.

A little privacy, please.

Bro, this easily got to be three grand.

That's right.

That is where we hide our secret toilet paper stash. Bro, we're broke.

Yeah, we probably shouldn't have spent all that money on Frederick.

Frederick is our professional tickler.

Not now, Frederick, okay? We're not in the mood.

Since you don't have the money, you're going to pay me back the old -fashioned

way with hard work and elbow grease.

I want this place cleaned, organized, and looking spiffier than a Dutch

Carl, that's going to take forever.

It will if you stand around bellyaching.

Now get to work.

What? I had to borrow your Nana's lady wheels until I get my ride back.

Now get out of my way.

Who knew Carl was such a pack rat?

He can't throw anything away.

It's like, who saves a mannequin butt?

Well, you know.

Kirky.

liver on a stick bro i think your gramps is an old -time food trucker liver on a

stick my gut's making a puke just thinking about it hey liver on a stick

step right up it's liver on a stick enjoy kiddos it's still a cool truck

like driving a kitchen

bro i think i got it What if we could get Carl to loan us the truck? I mean,

you imagine how much cash we could make driving around selling food out of here?

We could pay him back in no time.

What would we sell?

It would have to be something guys like us would want to eat.

Or drink.

Or drink.

But what?

Carl, we can tell what's in your hand right now.

Mannequin butt?

No, other hand. The cheese smoothies.

Cheese smoothies? Yep. You boys really share one brain, don't you?

Nope. We each have our very own brain.

Trust us, Carl. Kids are going to love these cheese smoothies. Luther's got

a million recipes for them. We're going to make a fortune.

And the more money we make, the sooner we can get you your scooter back.

Well, I do miss my scooter, but food trucking is a cutthroat business.

Otherwise, I'd still be doing it. Yeah, well, no offense, but maybe you tanked

because you were selling liver on a stick.

My liver was a hit.

No, my problem was another food trucker. A few years back, I was run out of

business by a no -good punk who sold onion rings.

Johnny Ray King.

Well, we're sorry that that happened, Carl, but he kind of let us give it a

shot. You got nothing to lose.

Okay, fine.

Come here, you big galoot.

Bro, we just got ourselves a cheese truck. Now all we need is the cheese.

No, don't worry. I got a cheese guy.

You have a cheese guy?

Yeah, you don't eat as much cheese as me and not have a cheese guy.

You're a funny guy.

this place, bro. It seems pretty shady, especially for buying cheese.

Look, I got this.

Fine.

New deal.

When did you learn Chinese?

I only know Chinese when I'm buying cheese.

He always falls.

Fine, fine. Take the cheese.

Step right up if you're thirsty for cheese. which i know you are step right

cheese smoothies cheese smoothies that's the worst idea i've ever heard oh yeah

well if you don't love it we'll give you your money back

don't

forget your pre -flavor boost it was me i picked the gummy fish

Hmm, nice legs.

Hmm, nice cheddar bouquet.

Oh, baby!

It's like a million angels dancing around in my mouth!

Too bad you're on the king's turf.

And on cue, Johnny Ray Onion pulled up.

Same guy who put Luther's grandpa out of business years before.

By the look on his face, he wanted to take us out, too.

Wow, guy really takes his onion seriously.

Johnny Ray Onion.

Onion Ray Onion.

That face suit's fancy.

Face suit?

That is his state -of -the -art onion -cutting suit. So the man doesn't cry.

He's onion royalty.

Well, well.

Looks like I got me a food trucking competition, don't I? Look, Mr. King,

just trying to make a few bucks. I'm sure there's plenty of customers for all

us. Is that so? Yeah, that's so -so. Well, good luck to you, boy.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go cut the onion.

Yeah, well, we gotta go cut the cheese!

Couple hours of work and we've already made 180 bucks.

And we conquered butt face.

Weak! Hey!

Great job today, guys.

Didn't know you had it in you.

Huh. This is not such a bad guy after all.

payback call in no time the cheese truck best idea we've ever had

bro the brakes are all mushy

and the steering doesn't work

this was the way I was going to bite it, flying down the parking lot in a cheese

truck.

Watch out!

Hold on!

That was close.

Here's your problem, boys.

Somebody shoved an onion in your intake manifold.

This was no accident.

So it was an accident.

Exactly. What a bus waxer. What was I thinking?

I should never have given you the truck in the first place. The kings have

always had it out for the waffles.

They even had it out for me, and I just married into the family.

What are you talking about?

I'll show you.

The kings have been a royal pain in the butt to the waffles since 1926.

I'm going to show you how it all started with one of your nana's old home

movies. Oh, hang on.

It isn't 3D, you bird brain.

Step right up, get your cheese waffles.

Only waffles in town with cheese on them.

Hey there, sir. I'll take one.

Coming right up.

Wow, that's a mighty high -pollutant contraption you wrote up on. Thank you

much. I made it myself.

It's just a couple of wheels and a piece of wood. I'm calling it Horseless

Rolling Forge.

Evening, kind sirs. I'm J .R. King.

I'm a small onion concern across the way.

I'm in need of some horse manure.

And I wondered if you could spare a bucket.

Sure thing, David.

You got a bucket right here.

Sorry about your waffles.

What a car whacker.

Well, that's Spanx.

So do you think we'll ever beat a king?

Not a chance, kid.

So I don't want you boys fighting him. It isn't safe.

As a matter of fact, I'll just walk.

Luther, you can't just give up. I don't care what happened in the past. We can

beat this guy.

No, we can't.

Okay, it's hopeless.

You don't understand.

You're not a waffle.

I've never seen Luther give up like this.

It doesn't seem right.

Hello, Luther.

Heard you boys had a little problem with your truck.

Yeah.

Wouldn't know nothing about it, but you're welcome.

Look, Johnny, I'm a Waffles.

Okay, I have no business trying to compete with you. So I gave up on the

truck. Right, but I have to pay my grandpa back. So I was wondering if I

work for you.

You're serious?

God help me, bro.

I love it.

Nothing better than a waffles on his knees begging to the king.

You know what?

Okay. I'll give you a job.

Really? Sure.

Be in my truck first thing in the morning.

Ready to work.

Thank you, Johnny.

Yep, that whole thing about Luth giving up was a trick.

We had Johnny just where we wanted him.

Well, kid, you finally got your taste of the big time.

Yeah, I'll give you a taste.

What's that?

Paste. Paste. I said paste.

Toothpaste. Got any?

I'm going to cut some onions.

You clean.

Just try not to waffles it up.

What does that mean?

You know.

To waffles?

To mess up so bad you wish you'd never been born?

Why'd you knuckleheads get me down here? Hold on to your dentures, Carl.

We're going to make a new home video that we can add to the Waffle

I think you should start rolling on this.

What did you do?

Is that cheese?

I felt like I had to say something.

Don't look, baby.

There's cheesy carnage everywhere.

What happened?

The king just got lost.

The payback on Johnny worked perfectly. The guy totally learned his lesson about

playing dirty. Oh, how about that, uh, waffles made the onion king cry?

Best part is, we invented a tasty new snack.

Cheesy onion rings.

Creamy?

Crunchy? Oh, baby!

My taste buds are going weedy whack!

And thanks for these cheesy beauties.

You made enough money to get Carl's scooter fixed.

As for the truck, turn it back over to Carl.

And as for Johnny, Carl bought him out. But he wasn't nice enough to give Johnny

a job. Hurry up with them rings, King.

Right away, Carl.

Okay,

fine! Take bacon, bitch!