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Huh.

The big lug.

97 ounces of pure fizzy goodness.

Like a steak dinner in a cup.

Belting contest?

Luth, we've been over this.

It's a waste of soda. It's childish.

Plus, I always win.

One, two, three, four.

No shame in losing to the master, Luke.

Okay, yeah, I found the ice place. Now look, Rory, I want this party to be the

greatest party in the history of... Where am I? Gilroy!

Gilroy! And if it's not, I'm gonna rip off your mustache, sprinkle it in your

milkshake, and watch you drink it!

Again!

That's the Max Randall, the manager to the world's best skaters.

Wait, what?

How do you know?

Bumper sticker.

Are you kidding me? Max Randall just drops into our little corner of the

universe. This is huge. It's the break that we've been waiting for. See, Luth

and I track our progress against the great Tony Hawk.

Tony is blue and me and Luth are red.

As you can see, we've fallen a little behind.

But having Max Randall as our manager put us way ahead of the curve.

Uh, Mr. Randall, I'm Zeke. You and my buddy Luz are the best skaters around.

And, and, and here we go.

If I had a nickel for every time I heard that, I could fill my pool with

nickels. And it ain't no kiddie pool. It's huge.

Excuse me.

Luz, I have an idea.

Um, when Max comes back out, we stall him.

I'm Chad Dunkelman, federal ice inspector, and I'm out to inspect those

Let go, you little freak!

Resisting an ice inspector is a federal offense, sir!

Well, what'd you think, Mr. Randall?

I think you skate rats need to grow up.

You're the one that needs to grow up, Doody McPoopface!

Wait, don't tell me. Dude, you won't believe what happened. Yes, no, maybe.

Don't forget that I'm a genius. Are you crazy? Someone should be listening to

us. Wait, don't tell me. Not again.

Would you just calm down? Is there a problem?

Let's get a pizza. And then we'll act like nothing ever happened. Calm down.

It's only Tuesday.

We'll get a pizza.

And hope that no one's overheard us talking. Calm down. Cause I'm a genius.

It's only Thursday.

And by tomorrow we'll have everything just fine.

Grow up. What is Max Randall talking about?

Yeah, we are totally mature, okay? This shoot didn't tie itself.

Point is, we're serious skaters and we're ready for a serious manager.

we overheard Max talking about a party at the Avalon. Ooh, the Avalon.

Fancy pants.

So we're going to crash the party and we're going to give Max a DVD of our

skate moves.

Wait, we don't have a DVD of our best skate moves. All we have is this milk

crate full of random footage.

That's why you're going to go talk to the one guy with his own editing

equipment. Kojo. Whoa, whoa, no.

Back of the tomato truck.

Why do I have to go see that...

Bacon sniffer. Because we're going to flip a coin for it. You're going to call

scissors, which isn't even an option.

And I'm going to win by default.

Yeah, you can.

So just answer me, baby.

Will you be my female lady?

We can share some turkey gravy.

Kojo, buddy, pal.

What you want, Julio?

Julio, good one.

Anyway. Do you think I could use some of your editing equipment? Because Z and I

were making a skate reel. We're going to give it to Max Randall.

Max Randall? Yeah. He wouldn't be interested in you clowns.

Unless he started managing clowns. Watch out!

Another good one.

So can I use your stuff? Uh -uh.

Why should I let you? You always dissing my hot beats.

What? Me?

No, never. I love your hot beats.

All right? They're hot.

Yeah. Good. Then I want you to be the first to check out my new 12 -part hip

-hopper. All right.

It is called A Day in the Life of Handsome.

Woke up at 9 a .m.

Cause my alarm was set to 8 .54.

Then I needed my beauty sleep so I snoozed for six minutes.

Six minutes.

Six little minutes.

Thought it was seven, but it was really sick.

After lunch, I tried on some muscle tea.

Thought I wanted yellow, but I look so good in orange.

Newsflash, I look good in everything.

Well, Luth did it.

He had to listen to Kojo for 19 hours, but he finally got us our demo reel. And

I got to say, they're pretty thick.

Now it's time for Luth and I to go crash our very first pro skate party.

Game on.

Let's do this. It's time for the party.

It's time for the party.

Oh, we can party, party.

Happy 90th birthday, Grandma Randall.

Okay, so it's not a proscape party, but at least we don't have to worry about

bouncers, right?

Names?

Zeke and Luther.

You're not on the list.

Well, we're just here to wish Grandma Randall a very happy 90th birthday.

Yeah, we're super close.

Oh, yeah?

What's our first name?

Grandma? Get out.

We'll just be a second. Don't worry. We'll come back.

Are you going to leave or do you bozos want round two?

Okay.

So the first one is two max.

Give them our demo reel. Okay.

But we should probably have some type of code word.

Ooh, I got it. How about red hot monkey butt?

That's a little wordy, Luth.

How about just hot monkey butt?

No, that's just weird.

Okay, fine. I'll write it.

You're just making moves.

Stop.

That's a great place, huh?

Oh, dear.

Hey, this way, dear. Oh, this is much better.

Take it.

Have a good time.

Um, Mr. Randall, you again?

Please tell me that you are here to whack me with a bowling pin and not here

give me your demo reel.

Sir, you've got to see it. Security! No, no, no. Security!

No, no, no.

Security! Hold on, hold on, hold on.

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Thank you for coming. Before we cut into

this beautiful birthday cake, Grandma, we have a little surprise for you.

The whole family, me, got together and made a slideshow celebrating your first

90 years.

You choose my poor little granny's 90th birthday party to show me your demo

reel?

Well, it was brilliant.

What do you say we get together tomorrow, sit down and talk about making

skating superstars, huh?

Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. And remember,

tipping is not just for cows.

It's the biggest meeting of our lives, and we got that fun sucker up there.

forget about Kojo.

Just act like you don't know him. Now let me introduce Zeke and Luther, my

biggest supporters.

Come on, take a bow.

Guys.

Let me just start by saying I think you're really great skaters. And the

splatter ain't cheap, so dig in.

I got dibs on that bear claw. Maybe you forgot, but I always get the bear claw.

No, I got dibs on the king splatter. No, you don't. No, no.

Did you just lick that bear claw?

I'm sorry, my associate, he's been very childish.

Now, nobody gets it.

How old are you guys?

Fifteen and a half. Seven hundred and ninety -two weeks. I like to go by

Listen, Mr. Randall, I know we're young, and you just met us. Okay, when I'm

signing new clients, it's not about age, okay? It's about their maturity. You

understand? One second.

He is dead to me. You understand that, right? He is dead to me.

The point is, my instincts are telling me you guys aren't ready.

And you're not going to be ready for five more years.

Maybe longer.

I'm going to hit the johnski.

Five years? We cannot wait five years. It'll be like 50 in five years.

Thanks. I hate public toilets.

Max, Mr.

Randall, don't you understand we are mature?

Super extra mature.

Yeah, you just have to get to know us.

All right, fine.

I'm going to do something for you guys that I didn't even do at my own wedding.

Turn off my phone.

There you go. You got my full and undivided attention.

Oh. Hello?

It's for you.

Talk.

They got what? I don't know.

I've never even heard of the squid flu.

Yeah,

no, thanks for nothing.

You've got to be kidding me.

Is something wrong?

Two of my skaters had to bail on a commercial for a new Korean sports drink

called kimchi water.

I've been working on this deal for months.

You know, we could take their place.

You've got to be kidding me. This is a major ad campaign.

Max, I promise we won't let you down.

It's in a foreign country.

Yeah, and we speak the language. Koreanese.

You mean Korean.

Yeah, that too.

I did not get to be the Max Randall by playing it safe and being a weenie dog.

Pack your bags, boys.

You're going to Korea.

Yeah! Yeah!

Yeah! So I was talking to Nana. It turns out Korea's this whole other country.

Way over here. Right next to this big blue country.

I think we'll do fine.

Because I bought this book. The Complete Jerk's Guide to Korea.

Like, you don't even have to be a smart jerk to understand it. Just a regular

jerk. It's getting late. I gotta go.

Mom! Go to Korea!

This is it, Luke.

My very first plane ride.

Man, Korea's not at all the way I pictured it.

Yeah, I thought there'd be more robots.

Hey, fellas.

Right back at you. Okay, listen. You guys ready?

Over there, that is the owner of Kim Ji -won, okay? His name is Mr.

Park. I want you to head over there, make a good impression. You know what

talking about?

Talk to me.

Stop talking, okay? Stop it. You're so annoying.

Seriously. According to this, as visitors, we have to take off our shoes

to our elders as a sign of respect.

Man, I forgot my shoes.

Luther, how did you forget to bring shoes? I don't know. Maybe I was too

excited. But look, I did bring nine pairs of laces. All right, well, we

want to embarrass ourselves, so you better take off something.

Night to me.

How long do we have to do this?

I don't know. It's not in the book.

Guys, what is going on? Where are your pants?

Just being respectful, sir.

You guys cannot screw this up, okay?

Just listen to Mr. Park. He's going to tell you everything you have to do in

commercial, okay?

So what do you want us to do?

I got it.

Let's go.

Bro, I think we're in overhead.

Get into position!

Now, Luke, you may not know the language or the culture or when to keep our

pants on, but we do know how to skate.

All right?

Right, bro.

Action! Let's do this!

Kimchi water!

Kimchi water!

Kimchi water!

Hey,

Lava.

We're going to be international super stars.

We nailed it. I think I even learned a little Korean.

They are a fine representative of America.

To our honorable

friends, Zeke and Luther.

And Max didn't think we were maturing enough.

Oh, he's going down.

One, two, three, go. Oh, we are very certain that this will be our number one

drink.

What is this?

It's kimchi, spicy boiled cabbage in vinegar.

It was a bust.

In hindsight, we probably shouldn't have lied about knowing Korean.

Or endorsing a product we knew nothing about.

Or having that all -you -can -eat fried octopus before the press conference.

Luckily, Max is still willing to talk to us.

So it's all taken care of then, right?

Comes done needed, Mr. Park.

Wait, so they're still going to air our kimchi water commercial?

Of course not. You barfed on the guy. He hates you. But he has finally agreed

not to sue us.

I'm sorry we blew it, Max.

If you want to drop it to the client.

I mean, we get it.

You were right.

We weren't ready.

You know, that's the most mature thing I've heard you say.

Look, guys, I still think you're incredible skaters. So when you're

truly ready, give me a call.

Okay?

Well, I'll take that as a win.

You're still not wearing pants.

Yeah, I'm still stuck on Korean time.

All right, well, I'm going home.

Come on, big guy.

I can't believe you brought that thing home with you. He's not a souvenir.

He followed me.

So, as our new spokesman for Kimchi Water, I hope you will be better than

previous disrespectful person.

No sweat, doggy dog.

It's gojo time.

Ain't nothing cooler or hotter than that kimchi water.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Cut the music. Cut the music.

That's nasty.

Watch out.