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Helmet? Check.

Jerky? Check.

Your move.

Check.

What? Oh, man.

All right. Now go across that top three, please.

Pacific Terrace Wall of Records is a living piece of history that dates all

way back to the olden days.

1998.

Z owns just about every record. My best bro's a man.

I do own one record, though.

For the most skate wheels stuffed in one's pants.

114.

115! That's a new record!

This is the proudest moment of my life.

That record's great, but now I'm gunning for even a bigger skate record.

Something that Zeke doesn't even own. Wizzy Newcomb's Water Jug record.

You ever seen Water Jug?

You sure about this, Liz?

Dude, you're never gonna bust this. Wizzy's held it for like ten years. Do I

look nervous?

Yeah, kinda.

Okay, so here's the deal. Our town was built on a landfill, so we get a lot of

sinkholes. Basically, the ground shakes and leaves a big hole.

They're so common that we have a record for jumping them.

Forget who owns that record.

All right, it's me.

Oh, man, I'm wearing my noodles.

Maybe you should try the jump another day. Look, it's all good, okay? And when

say it's all good, it's all good.

Guess what?

It's all good.

Fuck it, bro.

Just relax.

It's all good.

Wipeouts are a part of skating. They're like getting D's in school. No matter

how hard you try, they're going to happen. So when a skater does go down,

Luther did, everyone rallies around.

Even an egg muncher like Kojo pitches in.

Guys?

Guys?

Okay, okay.

Go, go, go.

No, we're not cutting his leg off.

We just need to stimulate some blood to his knee.

No, no, no, don't.

Yeah, sounds like it's on time to me.

No saw, Kojo.

Well, if it looks like I'm going to have to take you to the knee doctor.

I promise he'll be the best, closest doctor I can find.

Okay.

Medically speaking, the knee is kaput.

But you've come to the right place.

I am the country's foremost authority on knee injury, as well as a top -notch

Frankfurter enthusiast. Care for a link?

No, I'm fine.

I'll take one.

Now, Luther, you have two options. A traditional procedure which immobilizes

knee for three to four months.

Wait, three to four months? Or a new experimental replacement surgery.

If it works... You'll be up and skating by the weekend.

The weekend? Yeah, boy.

What do you think?

Hey, I'd say if he can fix a knee as well as he can cook a weenie, you're

golden.

Okay.

Let the slicing begin.

Why am I still awake?

I'm just talking about this kind of roaring. I can't work on an empty

It's killing me not to be with Luth during surgery, but once a week, my

make me suffer through a little bonding time with Ginger.

Believe me, I do not look forward to these next 15 minutes.

Bring me fish brains. I'm working you like a rented mule.

Uh -huh. Oh, yeah. I'm gonna win. Uh -huh. Oh,

yeah, baby.

Are you kidding me? You're trash -talking me in checkers.

Lame.

Trash -talking is part of the game. I get in your head and you'll never win.

I own you.

Oh, we're playing head games now, are we?

Okay.

Oh, you think that was bad? It was a lot worse a few days ago. I had a really

nasty head cold, and I came in here.

You didn't sneeze on anything, did you?

They're lying.

One big, nasty sneeze.

Oh, looks like the 15 minutes are up. I'll see you next week.

Wait!

Feels like pillowcase, right?

It's 3 o 'clock. Dr. Flip said I should check my knee.

Whoa, my new knee came with a computer port.

Cool.

Oh, feels pretty good, too.

Hello,

Lutheran. Mind kicking back my new birthday soccer ball?

Sure.

I'm sorry, Curb.

It's okay. I'll have fun looking for it.

Look.

Got you an ice pack.

I don't think I'll need it today.

Let's hit it, yeah?

All right. Whatever you say.

Big things didn't get into my head.

Please.

One big, nasty sneeze.

Watch out!

Ew.

Wait. He could have sneezed on anything.

going to overreact

that's

a new knee feel bro tingly what a good tingly i think i'm gonna try wizzy's

water jug record again what come on you shouldn't be jumping one jug right now

hey terry set him up don't worry bro i'll get a good feeling about this yeah

know what he's doing

Everybody, get your cameras ready. Luther's about to wipe out again.

Luther going for that record was totally corny.

I had a feeling he was going to bust his other knee, and it was not going to be

pretty.

Luther broke Wizzy's water jug record with no problem. To be honest, I thought

was going to be the first one to jump 13 jugs. Must have been just one of those

freak things, like that time I dropped my banana.

Hey, guys, look! Look, my banana in Atlanta's drinking!

I kept the banana as a souvenir.

I wasn't expecting to see you until your checkup.

Is everything okay with the knee? Oh, no, no, no. The knee is fine. I was just

wondering what you did to it. Yeah, he ollied higher than he ever has in his

whole life. It was crazy.

It was far from crazy.

You see, your replacement knee contains experimental robotic microhydraulics.

Say, huh?

So you're saying this wasn't an accident?

Lothar Woffers has a robo -knee.

Dude. Dude.

There. I've just maximized the knee's efficiency.

Observe.

I mean, sorry about your wall.

No worries.

Just remember, your knee is a prototype, so you must keep a lookout for any

troubles. In the meantime, enjoy your knee's view of... Power.

Did you hear that? I have a superpower, which means I'm a superhero.

This is great. I have so many decisions to make, like should I use my powers for

good or evil?

Okay, I'll use them for good.

I'll take care of that.

Hey, Zeke.

How's the best big brother doing?

What do you want, Rensicle? I just thought you could use a little pick -me

fruit bowl. Extra cherries.

Oh, and on a totally unrelated note, I was just thinking how hilarious it was

that you blew your nasty nose gunk on something in my room.

Forget it, Minnie Munch. I'm not going to tell you what it was.

Look, you big -looking puss bag.

This isn't funny anymore.

There's a huge sinkhole over at P -10th Street. Later, Trampy.

Adios.

How deep do you think it is?

I don't know.

It smells deep, though.

Let's find out.

Hey, Cheddar, you still got that soccer ball? Oh, no, but my parents got me this

bowling ball. I like it even better. All right.

So the lower it takes to hit the bottom, the deeper it is.

I don't hear anything.

Maybe it's got one of those soft bottoms.

That is one deep sinkhole.

That's what we call a devil's drop.

I have an announcement to make.

Tomorrow, I'm going to shatter the Stinkhole record, which is currently

my best bro, Zeke, by jumping Devil's Drop.

Woo!

Yeah, that's not all.

Eventually, I will break every record there is.

I was looking at Devil's Drop, and it's like 30 feet across and one deep mama.

Oh, bro, I am so pumped. I always think about filling the hole with something

dangerous, like lava or polar bears.

Luce, you're missing the point. I don't think you should do the jump.

Oh, bro, I could jump three of those.

Luce, are you listening to yourself? Don't you think you're getting a little

carried away?

I'm not getting carried away.

Wait, what is that?

That's nothing.

What are you doing?

Captain Waffles?

And you're wearing tights. I have never seen this outfit before in my life.

Captain Waffles, my super tights are itchy.

Kirby, what are you doing here? I'm Cheddar Boy.

You have a sidekick? I mean, you kind of have to if you want to get... You're

not a superhero, and with this whole sinkhole, I think you're making a huge

mistake. What's going on here? I just think you're a little jealous.

Jealous? Admit it, bro, okay? The only reason you don't want me to jump Devil's

Drop is because I'll be breaking one of your records.

stupidest thing i've ever heard why can't you just be happy for me huh why

you have to be better than everyone i don't always have to be better than

everyone else whatever captain waffles i

came up with a theme song captain waffle van cheddar boy fighting not now

cheddar boy

See? I'm getting in her head.

You're throwing out all your stuff because of one sneeze.

Everything but my furry friend collection.

I'm disinfecting those and wrapping them in plastic.

Congratulations. You got in my head.

Well, if you mess with the bully, you're going to get the horns.

But there's no shame in being beaten by the master.

You always have to be better than everyone.

Why does everyone keep saying that? I don't always have to be better than

everyone else. I'm just a little competitive.

Okay, I'm the most competitive guy in town.

Is it bad that now I want to hold the record for being the most competitive

in town?

Yeah, I might have a problem.

Hey!

Can you sign this, please?

Oh, AJ.

You want an autograph?

Wait, how do you spell AJ?

Never mind. Just draw your cat.

There you go.

Luther, it's a big night for both of us. I'm already warming the celebratory

schnitzel.

Gesundheit.

Yo. Hey, bro.

Look, I know we've had our differences, but now I realize you're a solid dude.

I just want to wish you good luck.

I was just giving you props, bro.

Coach, I... That was weird.

Hey, Luke.

Hey, bro.

It kills me to say this, but... You know how you were talking about the fact

that I can't handle not being better than everyone?

Well, you weren't completely not unwrong about that.

You mean I was right?

Yeah, that's it.

And it made me realize that...

I don't really care which one of us has this record, or any record.

You're my best bro, and I want you big, but... Thanks, bro. That means a lot.

Now, go crush Devil's Drop.

For me.

Luther!

Luther!

Luther!

Luther! Luther!

Luther!

This is crazy, okay? I'm just a good -looking guy with a wonky robo -knee.

I couldn't let Z down.

Or Dr. Bliss.

Or that girl I drew the cat for.

Come on, you need one more good job.

I can't reach it. I can't reach it.

Grab, grab, grab my leg.

Loser, don't save him. I will fix it and you will own all the records.

I had a choice to make. Save my robo -knee or save my best bud.

But I guess that's a tough choice you have to make when you're a superhero.

Grab my leg.

Bro, you already have Lizzie's record. You don't have to do it again. No.

I want to do it with my real knee.

All right, bro.

There.

I've cleaned every square inch of my room.

Hey, Ginge.

Look, I just want to say that I'm sorry for blowing my nose on something in your

room. It wasn't cool to mess with your head like that.

Now you're going to tell me what it was?